Lucifer: I know what my daughter wants. I AM THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER!!!!!
Alastor: ah yes? I was HERE when you were not present, I know more than you.
Lucifer: but you are not her father.
Alastor: does there have to be a blood connection, Lucifer?
[killer ducks appear in the shadows]
Charlie: DADS!!!
Both: YES MY CHILD???
Charlie: I need a hand, can you stop fighting?
Lucifer: of course my child, I'm the better of the two.
Alastor: sure, I'll be the fastest to do it.
Charlie: [sighs tiredly]
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Your captain who just adores to bury his face into you, no matter when or where.
On a mission? He'll nuzzle into your shoulder in the truck or helicopter between locations. He's not even fussed when the others wolf-whistle or take pictures, just hums and gives them the middle finger.
In the mornings? You'll wake up with him snuggled by your side: as close to you as physically possible, fast asleep with his beard tickling your bare skin. You run a hand through his tussled hair, watching his pretty eyes flutter open as he murmurs a tired "mornin', my boy," and wraps his arms tighter around you.
You need to fix something high up? He'll come up to you with a soft smile, then burrow his face into your thigh, one hand on your lower back to make sure you don't fall off the chair or desk you're precariously standing on.
You're hard? This gentleman will be on his knees the second you ask him to, taking as much of you in his mouth as he can until he's at the base, teary eyes closed as he nestles his nose into your course hair, breathing in your musk and trying not to gag.
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my pretty babygirl!!!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Au where everything’s the same.
EXCEPT THEYRE ALL COWBOYS
Y E E H A W
COWBOYS
LEMME GET A
YEE YEE
COWWWWBOYYYSSS
RIDIN THEIR STEEDS
COWBOY BABY
LETS GO
YIPPE FUCKINH KAYAY
YEE YEE
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DEPRESSION IS HEREBY OVER NEW BUGGY BTS DROPPED
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My husband and his green child have finally returned from the war.
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more of my artworks: (x)
you can support me on Ko-fi! (x)
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and so, let the curtain rise on tonight's dream
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