#the thing is that. if im not a bad person or whatever. im just incredibly unpleasant to handle deal with or be around. which may be worse

[moonshynecybin]

marc being a lying liar that lies all kinds of lies nonstop is actually one of my favourite things about him! like yeah the arm is definitely fucked but will anyone but alex know how fucked? no! and even alex, the person he obviously feels closest to in the whole world, he definitely lies to about other stuff. i don’t think he’s pathological about it, he does it very strategically and exactly when needed, he will say whatever fits the occasion best to get out of any situation, he will never show all his cards ever. maybe he did once with one person and that got kinda so fucked it won’t happen again. the things you learn with 22… anyway, i also think he’s very good at detecting when he’s being lied to. he’s very good at saying the right thing when needed in general (and i don’t just mean the recent examples), he’s very… self-aware of exactly what is going on, always has been. it’s all a stage production. im obsessed with him.

so sexy so true so smart…. i DO want to add that while YEAH no part of me thinks that marc would be completely honest to the media about the state of his arm in the throes of a genuine competitive season, i also think we have to consider that he is very weird about every bit of his body and he also simply might have the most fucked standard of all time for what it means for his arm to be “functional.” not a lie so much as his incredibly skewed perception of when an injury is so bad as to impact his riding…. remember him trying to ride through a concussion until alex talked him down AND the initial arm injury being made worse by him working it too hard and the plate snapping. his standard (and like literally ALL riders standard) for injury and pain is so incredibly messed up he literally might have been telling the truth about the arm, just a truth that has no bearing in actual reality lol

#every time he talks about injury i have to run it through my ‘athletes are nuts and motogp riders are ESPECIALLY nuts’ brain filter #sorry. not what you asked #ummmm nonetheless what i thought… bon apetit #motogp #callie speaks #asks #marc marquez

[jinstronaut]

this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh

#and i might do it again bc its just #a reminder that no one rly cares abt what i do / who i am etc #which might sound over dramatic idk how else to describe it tho its just hollow #it feels very much like a Chore and a Task and if i dont reblog things fast enough from my tag #people get very angry and/or upset with me even tho theres just #so much content and i have 0 time so everything gets queued no matter what #like this whole experience feels like a chore lmao #and it never ever used to #but now theres so much animosity if i dont behave / interact with things Properly #or whatever the make believe rules are idk #this dash can just be so negative like have we all truly descended into madness during this hiatus #bc like i get it ive been up and down and all around too but ive never been straight up MEAN to anyone in this community #and i never want to either so this entire situation thats been bubbling for months just feels like shit #bc what the fuck changed and how do we get back to where we were #i never ever ever ever felt this way before like idk the middle of last year #but ever since like last fall its just been idk. Bad #once again im sorry if ive ever done anything to upset anyone but my silence / absence doesnt mean i dont care #ive just been Incredibly busy due to some real life changes that are out of my control #i might not have energy to answer everything but i do Read everything and it does make me smile #and i save messages that are kind in my heart so i can be reminded of the root of what this blog is supposed to be #a space for something im very passionate about and previously had nowhere else to express said passion #so like idk if we all like the same things why does this weird feeling of competition linger over us lmao #why do all ccs have to fight???? each other???? when we all love and do the same things???? #i have nothing against anyone personally but what i Do take issue with is the way that ive been doing this since 2021 and im fully just #ignored and shoved aside by so many people for reasons i fully dont know or understand #so yeah idk this is a novel i just woke up from a spontaneous nap bc im so exhausted i can only stay awake for 3 hours at a time #but yeah anyways idk ! #be nice its so easy ! #tbd

[valodia]

. (long tags)

#so like in the sequel of the story im currently saving my whole computer on a hard drive that my husband got me for my bday along w synth//v #in order to install windows 8 instead of 7 just so that i can in fact use said synth//v.. its a whole ordeal #so anyway while files are copying etc i stumbled upon some rlly old stuff from my old computer like some chat logs i had saved #when i was a teenager i had an obsessive personality so i saved certain logs of conversations with people that i cared about #like some w my evil ex when we were just friends n everything was still ok #so like i read like 2 conversations so far n its rlly somth wild. #ok so. #my evil ex did this thing especially when we started dating where he would tell me stuff thats obviously untrue about himself or the world #like just lies but told straight faced and seriously. and it wasnt just some little lies it was like obviously impossible stuff or misinfo #thats easy to fact check #at the start i humored him but the more he did this the more i saw he was serious and it didnt rlly matter to me that he was believing some #wild stuff (like he had powers or whatever) #but it was a problem when he would tell me while expecting me to believe it especially if its misinfo about the world or somth #or he made up incredibly wild excuses for his bad behavior #like i went missing for a week and didnt reply to you bc i was on a time travel mission or whatever. #i got rlly upset about it bc i couldnt reconcile that i thought he loved me but still told me untrue things that i thought he had to know #were wrong #i wasnt sure at the time bc trauma bonding etc but i started suspecting that he told me wilder and wilder stuff to see what he could get #away with to like trap me into a manipulation cycle. #so anyway the interesting thing is im reading these logs from a way earlier time when things were still good (just friends at that point) #and like?????? already he was telling me these fake things. but it was related to a media we both liked at the time #and it was just a thing me and my friends did. like we pretended some of us were married/dating characters or whatever and making things #up about our imaginary life w them or whatever. i was particularly into it and would write fanfic #or draw art about this etc #so it was on that note. but like i knew that this was fake? it was just a fun game for me like a coping mechanism but i still knew reality. #but rereading those logs now is chilling bc like the signs of him doing that were already there but somehow i never noticed??? #fdhjksfhdsjfhdsjkfhdjkshfdjksfgfgsdjfgdsjfyuertezutrhfdsjgdhsgfdsjgfdhsgfdhsjfgdhsjfhjghfdjfjdslfhdjsfdhlsfhjdyufhdsjfkhdskjfsd #its fucked up too but i cant help a feeling of euphoria rereading those logs i was always just so happy to talk to him at the time. #so. fun! things to tell my therapist #lodia sayings

[get-more-bald]

when you're an inherently bad person🤪

#im a firmly believe that people arent truly or inherently born evil. except me ofc #the thing is that. if im not a bad person or whatever. im just incredibly unpleasant to handle deal with or be around. which may be worse #because im actually trying to be fun to be around. in general. when im not stressed out of my mind or almost (or actively) crying. i do try #and if im inherently unpleasant. it explains everything but it means i wont ever have anyone. not really. #its like a have a bad smell around me that i cant get off. which i also fear may be the reality as well. #i do shower! i do use deodorant and sometimes the fuckign. body mists or perfumes or whatever. nice smelling shite i dont actually ever wan #to use but i must be somewhat pleasant #but do i use too much of it? not enough? do i shower the wrong way? should i isolate myself forever amd not subject people to that smell? #well! #vent post #also i never fucking smile which is apparently important in being approachable. but i can blame that on the autism #god i fucking hate being who i am #im not even talking about personality rn. being trans. and autistic the way i am. and whatever else i fucking probably am. and being a part #of this fucking family and living in this god damned place. i hate it all #its difficult and i dont want to be that anymore but i cant ever stop. i can move out in what. a couple of years? i could eventually go no #contact with that family? i couldnt. but i wont ever stop being who i am at my core. and thats so depressing and it wants me to kill myself #not in a painful way though. no cutting or whatever. pills or a quick jump would be enough

[violentdevotion]

I really want to be married someday but I've never been in a romantic relationship of any kind so I can't conceptualise myself as a wife or part of a unit and most of the women in my life have already gotten married by the time they were my age and the topic of marriage is one that comes up a lot but I genuinely can't see myself as anything other than 19 years old.

#ameera speaks #im 20 #like i do really really want to get married but then i think about who i am as a person and i think about my perception of marriage #and the women who are married and they dont connect? #like ive never had to share my space or myself in that way and like inshaAllah i do get married but i genuinely cant see myself as married #maybe i should redownload hinge and get some practice #like ik im playing into this thing if women who are wives and women who are whores or whatever but i cant help that i feel unwifely #like when i think abt being in a relationship its nebulous and its sharing a bed with someone and its someone making me a warm #drink when im sick (probably bc im sick rn) and its saying the words my husband and its having someone to open and honest with but then #its also someone telling me to make them something to eat and not talking to me and complaining about every little thing i do #and i simultaneously feel that as a wife id either be incredibly loving and giving or just cold and absent #and sorry for the hashtag bad femin8sm here but ive never really had any luke proper goals in my life beyond general happiness and love #ive never seen myself doing a specific career or living inna specific house / neighbourhood #but ive always wanted for myself a loving marriage and as times gone on i see this vision of myself happy and in love less and less

[newvegascowboy]

+

#not fallout #kal talks #ok to preface this is a POSI VENT #it just might get a little heavy #i tend to be a Little Personal on here and im going to be a lil more personal. im thinky thoughts #but man... its been a year since literally the lowest point in my life #like last march. i will say. was... really bad for me mentally. i wont go much deeper than that but maybe some of you remember. #im much much better now but i will say i was a little wary as this month and anniversary approached because i was afraid basically #(the actual anniversary passed last week and i didnt notice) #but ive managed to do soo much growing and healing from where i was last year like it is honestly astonishing #im definitely not the same person i was when i couldn't even honestly confront myself #in a way i think what happened last year was one of the best things to happen to me #it doesn't mean that nothing bad will ever happen in the future but it does mean that i survived that and i can survive whatever else #happens too #healing isnt linear i know that. like obviously im going to have setbacks and some days im incredibly whiny and bitchy #like October/November were suuuper hard on me mentally #but again - still here! #still alive and still putting laundry away and taking baths and reading books and doing art #And its almost SUMMER again! #and god i want to live this summer. #and its kind of funny how...when you think you want to die just saying thr words 'i want to live' feels like...idk. it feels like something #but i want to live #and i want to go hike at zion and i want to eat watermelon and i want to sit in the sun and paint red rocks #i wanted to die last year and it felt so real i could have but im still here and i want to live and do things while im here #that's all i guess #life's hard. its a bitch and then you die. but there are some pretty good parts to it too and every summer i remember why

[corvidcall]

i saw a good post abt how fatphobia comes up in fat peoples sex/dating lives (which I'll probably reblog later, when i have time to add stuff to the tags) but hooooooh boy it did dredge up some stuff for me!!! and now im upset!!!!

#anime life #ive been fat my whole life and it's!!! its been rough!!!!!! #its been traumatic!!!!! #and the fact that it really feels like no one has ever truly desired me and nobody ever will is. ugh. #i wish it werent part of it bc it feels soooo pathetic #and when ive asked ppl for advice about it what ive gotten in response has been almost insulting #thin ppl spending a lot of time telling me how bad they feel for me. how sad hearing about my personal life made them. #a lot of 'have you tried dating a fat fetishist?' #which like. 1. no they dont want me either 2. theres a good chunk of ppl who fetishize fat bodies but still hate fat people #and 3. idk do other marginalized people get that advice?? that actually they should try dating chasers?? #i feel like i havent seen it #or i get told i should try dating fat men. like i wouldnt if given the chance???? #i love fat men. they just also. historically. dont like me #ive known a lot of fat men who view dating a fat woman (or whatever i am) as disgusting and demeaning!!! at best its 'settling'!!! #god. one bit of advice i got was i should try dating nerdy guys. incredible #once again: they don't want me either!!!!! im TOO nerdy to the point it's off-putting!!!! #YES im a nerd. NO i dont watch mcu stuff. or dcu. or lotr. or star wars. or got. i dont like any of the big things #my main fandom was and always will be a 12 year old free browser game #im wildly unrelatable and i hate most really big tentpole nerd properties. except dnd that ones ok. but ive also written ttrpgs so like. #idk i think im disqualified from being the nerdy gf* people would actually want lol #anyway. its not a big deal i guess #just the kind of advice that makes you feel even more hopeless. #when i think abt it i cant help but laugh..bc i mean. what else can i do lol

[watch-out-it-bites]

Thriving. Inbmy lane. Focused. Florioshing.

#don't let them see this! #whatever that meme says #i am scared terrified even but im also safe away from the antsim so fuckinf scared right now #i am. agh. #tonight is not good at all #but im surrounded by blankets even if i know im being watched #i am cozy even if theres scary sounds #i am safe even with a mirror in the room (terrifyinf) #also most of the sounds are just the house probsbly like ice sounds #i have cried twice i genuinely do not cry much however. bugs. awful awful things. #i do like bugs but videos and actually being near them distresses us so bad it just causes immediate AGH and scratching #i am also just an incredibly emotional person so everything is 12x worse and even more exhausting #i dont want to sleep i do Not want nightmares and my everything hurts #my bones? tired. my eyes.? tired. my brain? tired. me? being watched and i know it

[waywardsalt]

for the zelda ask game: 🎭😔👊⛩️

🎭 When you play Zelda games, do you imagine being Link yourself, or is Link a separate character to you? Basically, are you Link, or is Link a separate character?

I always consider Link to be his own separate character. There's juuust enough to him most games that he has his own character, and I'm not usually one to go full self-insert with video game characters unless that's what the game is really going for. So I generally consider him to be his own separate character.

😔 Least Favorite Zelda character?

Hhhmmmmmmm normally I would say Jolene (and i think she was my answer for a similar ask game a few years ago) but I'm trying to get myself to at least somewhat appreciate her so it would be kind of counterproductive to say it's her. But it's Jolene.

👊 Favorite Zelda Villain/Boss?

Yeah no Bellum is my favorite Zelda villain... also my favorite boss! I think he's a silly little thing and a lot of fun to think wayyyy to hard about and I really like the variety between the three segments of his extended fight, plus just on a story level his whole fight is really cool. I would normally say I wish more was done with him but I can make do with crumbs so it's fine actually. I kind of want a little plushie of him.

⛩️ Favorite Zelda Dungeon/Location?

Hm... it's hard to decide on just one favorite dungeon, I've always been fond of albw's dungeons and both oot and mm have really good dungeons, but I think I'd have to pick the fire sanctuary from Skyward Sword. I really like sksw's dungeons a lot, and the fire sanctuary especially just... looks really nice and is fun to spend time figuring out. I think it's the one I enjoy the most, while the others are just fine or have some snag to them. With locations, I’m a fan of albw’s Hyrule and Lorule, and Clock Town is probably my favorite town in the entire series.

#asks #doomed-era #salty talks #loz #legend of zelda #very phantom hourglass brained but sksw also owns me in a sense. big fan of control schemes that everyone else hates #not gonna tag games or anything this took me long enoguh so maybe ill be quick in tags? likely not #genuinely struggled to think of any other loz characters i actively dislike beyond a little eh i dont like em #cuz either i just dont really care? or i generally like em jolene might be the only loz character i genuinely cannot stand #its that combo of annoying game mechanic and character traits/personality/whatever thats just like. man i dont enjoy this at all #anyways. i think the general control scheme of sksw and the fact that i tend to play standing up helps me enjoy the dungeons a lot more #also they just are really cool. i love albw's dungeons sm and oot + mm dungeons are incredible but ough sksw #ph is fine lol. as much as i love it the dungeons are eh theyre serviceable theyre fine #i think some loz characters i kinda dont like are like. botw/totk link (oversaturation and totk taints everything it touches for me) that #one creep by gerudo town in botw/totk mayyyybe tingle but thats nothing new uuhhhh. god i dont really have any i dont like #cuz like with botw/totk none of the characters get enough screentime for me to give much of a shit #and for the other games i generally like all of the characters? its the fuckin. ph tunnel vision i have the strongest feelings abt ph #i do like the temple of the ocean king. and a minor location i like is that one island with the fairy upgrade spring thing #its a neat little island. and link just has too much going on w/ his place in the story and whatever that hes his own thing for me #also like. as. a fic writer. i kind of have to view link as his own separate character anyways #skyward sword scratches an itch in my brain i love the gameplay sm. i also really love its visual style its a nice game to look at #oot and mm are just like. good??? i replayed oot recently and ofc its fucks but i need to replay mm so bad i dont think ive ever replayed i #im just extremely fond of albw since its the first loz game i actually finished and i just spent a lot of time with it while younger

[cybermeep]

it will never cease to agitate me how something so simple is something which is simultaneously so complex & overall confusing if you don’t have a reliable source for it. saying this because once i inevitably get my drivers license i will be more than happy to drive people places, even if said people are those i don’t know of well and even if its late. not because i believe they owe me anything, nor is it an action out of ‘the kindness of my heart’ but genuinely just because its something they deserve & everyone deserves on the most basic level, easy access to places they need to get to, and the fact some people have to go through loopholes & loopholes just to exist in a certain places is incredibly infuriating.

#i could go on and on about this. seriously #in all sincerity even if said person i was driving hated my guts i’d be okay with it as long as they weren’t trying to wreck my car yknow #even if they dislike me & hate me or want me gone or something they still deserve a ride cause its like. its a RIDE dude. #you need to be able to commute to like get your groceries or some shit and not have to take a bus thats super expensive all the time #even if you dislike my existence or personality or like. genuinely whatever im not gonna be petty #and once again this isnt a weird like ‘augh im better im a kind person’ shtick. im dumb sometimes & incredibly bad at social cues #& other things im sure; im not a god or saint or whatever just cause i can drive & you cant. you just need a ride dude #and once again im more than happy to oblige because id much rather you get to the place you need to be safe & sound even if you hate my guts #than for you to take some unstable like shitty ride and feel unsafe. thats never what i want for anyone ever; genuinely ever #okay tangent over #cybers tangents

[cinnabeat]

suddenly remembered twsb existed

#i havent caught up in a while #ended when they got lost and found that village? and jesse was like wow omg cedrics muscles #and i couldnt emotionally handle that like fr im too delicate the secondhand embarrassment will kill me in one shot #twsb is a feel good happy story :) no the fuck it isnt #its a how embarrassing can one person be in real time and its agony #it would probably be a little more bearable ig it was in 1st person pov tbh #jesse thinks something incredibly gay about cedric and its like. actually painful like fr #i need breaks from reading #and then christelle and cedric are being very obvious about hating each other and jesse is like yayy my ship is happening :) like BESTIE #and sometimes he says it OUT LOUD???? as if his thoughts werent bad enough but then he says the most out of pocket shit OUT LOUD and he does #doesnt realize it?? and everyones like haha yeah your highness :) like AHHHHHH #and its just like the anxiety of waiting for jesse to fuck up and say the wrong thing and get found out and its like goddddddddd #so i havent caught up in a while 💀 #which reminds me of tcf actually. need to catch up to that too. that ones specifically bc i got bored tho 😭 like im sorry i do not care abou #about people dying from dark mana and fake gods or whatever the fuck was happening #deadass each chapter i was like wheres alberu :/ AND TAERANG miss that funky weapon #michi tag

[devotedlystrangewizard]

having a normal one (accidentally drank coke on my period and now laying in bed wiggling like a worm to get rid of the acute lower back pain)

#personal #yeah this isnt normal or whatever im already on birth control i should just remember that i am in fact #incredibly sensitive. to caffeine & such things. on my period #AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT #i have already taken ibuprofen #anyway its less bad now back to the stupid bird grind (what role is best to play in trust asking for a friend) #ive been going at it as a healer pulling wall to wall but idk. maybe dps would be better?? #egh

[theghostofashton]

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#the past like two and a half weeks have just been job interview after job interview editorial test after editorial test #and i've been stuck in this permanent anxiety loop where i'm nauseous and shaky all the time and i can't relax ever #and it's just been fucking exhausting like i am so tired #and this recruiter emailed me last night after i had an interview yesterday saying i have my last one today and just #i got rejected from something i really wanted yesterday #and this job i'm interviewing rn i also really want like this is the dream the people are so wonderful the books are incredible #i want it so bad i'm so scared to fuck it up lol #fuck up the interview fuck up my chances whatever #it's just been like. the past few months have been hell and i want this to work so bad #i'm someone who hates change but i am begging for it rn i want my life to change #and i feel good about this but i also don't bc i can never trust my gut my anxiety is too bad for that #i just want things to work i want things to stop being hard i want the universe to do me this solid #also yeah this is why my fic hasn't been updated in a while i'm sorry lol #my life feels like an emotional rollercoaster atm and i just do not have the energy #all i've been doing other than panicking is watching lone star and feverishly reading fics like i don't feel like a person anymore lol #i want this interview to be over but i also just want to do well #idk what this is im just. i feel gross and i have to figure myself out so i can do this lol #delete later

[81folklore]

i can do it with a broken heart - f1 grid

parings: gn!driver!reader x platonic!f1!grid x ex!jacob elordi

summary: after yn and their ex break up, they carry on as best they can and no one had any idea how bad they were struggling

type: social media au (smau)

notes: george is in this but he does not drive for mercedes, yn does. i also used a mixture of fem and masc pictures because i couldnt decide and thought you could just imagine whatever you wish!!

notes 2: probably the longest fic ive done so far but im pretty proud of it. the time stamps above each section are semi important so i would keep an eye on them!! also i know ive been gone for so long but i do not promise ill be back. alsoooo i know i only included a bit of the grid but i kept getting distracted and then couldn’t figure out how to include everyone!!

masterlist

march 2024

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charles oh my god i cant believe my cat is finally the pfp

i have been waiting for YEARS

max yes well you better enjoy it because it’ll change soon and you’ll be back to waiting again.

lando jesus max do you have to use punctuation???

alex be glad he doesnt use captials

oscar one thing at a time lando, we dont want to scare him

max ???

lando anyway

yn mate you ok?

yourname im fine? ur scaring me you never ask how i am

lando yeah but usually your not single

lewis oh no! you and jacob split?

yourname yeah, wasnt working anymore

charles ah im sorry, that must suck😣

yourname i mean it does but its been coming for a long time so its not surprising

fernando hello! yn what is wrong? you always use emotes!

yourname theyre emojis nando, and im fine just a bit lost

fernando do not worry, i will come and find you!

yourname no, i dont mean literally just..we were together for so long i dont really know what to do now you know?

lando i get it, you wanna play tarkov with me???

yourname cheers ill get on now

george let us know if you need anything!

may 2024

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p✌️ was just what we needed this weekend!

thank you to everyone who came out and supported myself and the team and huge thank you to the team for working so hard all weekend⭐️

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mercedesamgf1 mega job this weekend yn👊 *liked by author*

landonorris nice to share the podium with you mate

yourusername same time next race?

user33 loved seeing you back on the podium

user2 absolutely smashing it this season

user21 more podiums please🤲 *liked by author*

user3 fourth podium of the year first p✌️*liked by author*

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*pretend it says after march i changed dates around last min*

august 2024

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did some reading, painting and writing

baked some good food and spent time with some good people, also got a cat…not bad for summer break☀️

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user66 AHHHHHH

yourusername ahhhhhhh

user26 cats name plsplspls

yourusername norman🐱

lukehemmings nice music👍

yourusername woah arent you the guy who wrote mum?!

mercedesamgf1 ready to see you back on the podium

yourusername always!!!!

user74 have you had funnnn??

yourusername yesss!! ive been doing lots of things i enjoy, basically treating every day as my birthday😋

twitter

*was supposed to write them instead of her sorry!! was doing two stories at once and kept getting mixed up😅*

october 2024

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p☝️ for the 3rd time this season, very very pleased

huuuuuge thank you to the team, every single one of you who worked tirelessly over the summer break and every moment since then, these have been for you⭐️

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user55 what a good season to be a yn fan *liked by author*

user6 these races have been incredible to watch, so proud

yourusername ⭐️⭐️

gracieabrams woop woop!!!!

yourusername 😝😝

user2 gracie??

user41 why have we not had any personal photo dumps yet😕😕

user88 right we miss seeing you yn!!

yourusername sorry guys😣ive been suuuper busy working on something i just honestly forgot

user41 NEW PROJECT?? WHEN?? (also pls dont feel bad we love u)

yourusername soon!! (and i love u guys too)

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november 2024

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tagged: taylorswift

i cannot believe i get to say this, but my new friend taylor just released a new album and i was able to write a song on the album

im honestly not sure how this came about but i had so much fun writing this and expressing all my thoughts and feelings in a way ive never done before

i poured my life and soul into this song and im so glad taylor is the one who is singing it and really bought it to life

send some love to my friend and go and stream THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (most importantly i can do it with a broken heart😉)

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taylorswift thank you for trusting me with this song, so much love🤍

yourusername NO THANK YOU!!! i will be forever grateful⭐️⭐️

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charles i feel completely betrayed yn

fernando oh no😟! what did yn do?

charles THEY DIDNT TELL ME THEY WERE WRITING A SONG??

AND WITH TAYLOR SWIFT HOW COULD YOU☹️☹️

yourname sorry charles, surprise?!

charles ill forgive you because its a good song

yourname thank you my life just got infinitely better!

yuki very good song yn! has been on repeat☺️

yourname thanks yuki, glad you like it!!

lando I LOVE IT TOO

but seriously are you ok?!

yourname yeahhh im better now

was just a lot to navigate

lewis glad you found an outlet! but remember you can always talk to any of us

yourname i know and i appreciate it, i really do

alex yn was that twitter thread right?

yourname mate youre going to have to elaborate

alex user56tweetlink

yourname oh pretty much yeah

some things were changed with taylor but not much

fernando just listened to the song yn! very nice👍well done!

yourname thank uu

max good song yn!

now

lando can you please tell me what you meant on your twitch stream!

oscar max is kind of scary

max dont make me talk about that interview next oscar!

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[vampirzina]

Hello! I have an idea for a request, you can ignore it if you don't like it 😸

What is it like to be friends with benefits for bi-han and Tomas? nsfw or sfw, whatever you feel comfortable with.

thank you ♡

fwb!reader (w. Bi Han and Tomas) short hcs

tw: gn!reader, mdni, nsfw, not proofread

notes: hey! im so sorry this took so long to come out. accidentally got attached to other things and i havent had much writing motivation lately. but im writing this on a new pc and im eager to see how well it works!!!

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It's hard to say that Bi Han treats you any differently... If he's even interested in this kind of thing in the first place. But it's not that he completely brushes you off, either—if you don't pay attention, you'll miss the way he looks at you despite his icy exterior, or the subtle things like a little extra care and/or consideration he does that he wouldn't normally do for anyone else. It's just that he wants to keep things under wraps as much as possible due to the lack of a title further than 'friends-with-benefits' between you two. Jealousy? Yes. If you end up trying to date and abandon him (so he puts it), he'll be so upset that he'll confess. You two will end up in a relationship... Someday.

Tomas will make it look like you two are in a relationship. Of course, you two really aren't—just see each other in the confines of a bed. That doesn't stop Tomas from being doting, though, and it makes certain people question whether or not you two are dating or more. One cannot so simply just say 'we're fucking with no title on', so he just meekly denies that you two are dating. It seems like he has a crush at the very least. Jealousy, yes, but very silently—you wouldn't know until much much later. The type to ask 'what are we?' when you are innocently doting back.

Bi Han likes to think pretend he's laying claim to you whenever he's fucking you into the mattress, but he has to remind himself when he's done he's not actually yours. Ironically, however, he's the one to remind you that you two aren't in a relationship whenever he thinks you're moving or acting too much like you're in one [with him]—he won't admit it, but he kind of likes it. It spurs him on to make sure you can't walk later. He won't initiate cuddles or aftercare, but he's incredibly responsive when you do. You eventually catch on, and it becomes a necessity at that point. Bi Han gets sulky if you don't.

Tomas focuses more on you than himself, but he makes sure to satisfy himself at least once before the whole endeavor ends. He's gentle if you've had a bad day, and he's rough if you're feeling particularly pent up—either way, you're getting your worth and more in the end. And, he won't say it, but he also likes to pretend that you two are in a relationship. But unlike the former, it slips a 'few times' that the person he's shoving his dick in isn't actually his significant other. It gets to him sometimes and he lies awake contemplating if asking you to become permanently his is a mistake, while he draws delicate circles on the crux of your back.

@𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐀೨

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[illubean]

Bit of a long winded fluff/crack headcanon request: Illumi, Feitan, Chrollo, and Phinks developing the most infuriating crush on a gn! Reader who is just a lazy sopping wet dog of a person?

Reader will nap anywhere.

Will just kind of flop where ever they are when under too much emotional distress and refuse to move

Hell, sometimes they to be physically scruffed and carried/dragged to do social stuff and does the whole liquid cat thing where they go entirely slack just to be difficult. Overall reader's pretty reliable and will (begrudgingly) do just about anything the guys ask if incentivized, they're a surprising understanding and active listener, a highkey terrifying and precise combatant, and could probably be bribed to do anything from cuddle and never speak about it to horrible violations of the geneva convention for snacks and a nice nap afterward. They're incredibly easy to please and not that most/any of the guys would ever admit it but not being near them makes everything feel exponentially worse.

But they're also stubborn, incredibly low energy, and frankly seem a bit stupid on closer inspection to the point the guys are probably questioning "no- god- fuck- why???"

HXH Men with Lazy!Reader

Characters: Illumi Zoldyck, Chrollo Lucilfer, Feitan Portor, Phinks Magcub Type: Crack, Headcanons, Gn!reader

IM NOT DEADDD

Warnings: mentions of violence, mention of pregnancy like once

Illumi Zoldyck

if you didn't have any special nen or whatever he would've killed you by now out of pure frustration

you were set up in an arranged marriage because of your status, and at first Illumi could not care but surprise surprise he caught feelings eventually

and it was upsetting.

1) he was feeling something 2) IT WAS FOR YOUR STUPID ASS

ALL YOU DO IS LAY AROUND THE MANTION AND EAT HOT CHIP

you remind him of Milluki sometimes and that just makes him even more mad

every time you guys are sent on missions together he actually has to drag you because you refuse to do any type of physical labor

if he's feeling particularly nice he'll throw you over his shoulder instead

at this point Illumi is only sent on missions with you to make sure you actually do it

because otherwise you would never be anywhere on time...

you're able to handle your opponents just fine you just...rather not

which is part of the reason Illumi gets so irritated with you

you have so much potential yet don't utilize it

at this point the only solution he can think of is knocking you up (if ur capable of getting pregnant) and hoping the kids don't come out as lazy as you...

Chrollo Lucilfer

with him being the leader of the phantom troupe aka your boss you should probably listen to him without hesitation but your ass does not gaf

he's learned how to deal with you

he keeps candy in his coat pocket just as a bribe if you don't feel like doing something he's asking of you

when he runs out you begrudgingly do what he asks anyways but not without complaints

Chrollo doesn't really mind having to physically move you places himself, considering you do most of his bidding anyways

but that's only because he likes you <3

if you were anyone else he would leave them wherever and whether they get up and follow him back to base is up to them

and because he's so lenient with you you feel bad sometimes and end up sucking it up and walking yourself

he doesn't mind your laziness as much as the others because you get your job done and could probably beat him up if you wanted to so who is he to tell you how to live your life?

he never sends you on missions alone, he needs to be there to make sure you actually do it (no he doesn't he just can't be away from you for too long)

Feitan Portor

this man is on the verge of killing you.

what the hell is the point of Chrollo keeping you around if all you do is lay around doing nothing and talk back when asked to do something??

he swears you act like a 5 year old boy sometimes

when he needs something from you he will threaten physical harm but its actually just empty threats

theres no fighting within the troupe and no matter how much he wishes he didn't, he likes you

and surprisingly, his threats are incentive enough to get you up and moving

most of the time...

other times when you refuse to move or just flop onto the floor he is grabbing you by the ankle and dragging you the rest of the way to wherever you need to go

he doesn't care if you get scratched and bruised up, if you wanted to avoid that then you should've just gotten up and walked by yourself

sometimes to get you to do things the rest of the troupe offers you things on Feitan's behalf

"Hey if you get up and beat this guy's ass with us Feitan will carry you all the way home instead of dragging you" "Like hell I will"

after seeing you in action for the first time Feitan is even more upset that you're so insufferably lazy

you are quite literally one of the most valuable troupe members but you??? never want to follow orders?????? this is literally your job

you're lucky he likes you because if you were anyone else he'd leave you where ever you decided to lay down and let you die there

Phinks Magcub

this man is going to argue with you for DAYS

at this point he feels like you refuse to do anything just because it makes him mad

hes another one who tries using incentives but he never follows through with what he promises

when you ragdoll he will begrudgingly carry you wherever you need to go

this guy battles your laziness with loud, annoying and never ending complaints

and tbh? it actually works most of the time

he gets so annoying that ur like "FINE FINE I'LL DO IT JUST SHUT UP ALREADY"

if you catch him on a good day he'll carry you/give you a piggy back ride without complaints

sometimes he uses your laziness as an excuse just to hold you <3

sry this one is so short I cant think of anything

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