#the tea is hot

[deadendwips]

Batman Regency Era AU with gender swap.

Brucilla is a widow who adopts kids to burn her thief husbands money on.

First there's a Romani kidnapped child Richarella

Then there's Jasonlina and that's when it gets interesting.

Jason was adopted after Brucilla send her to a shady-but-doesn't-look-like-it convent after Brucilla caught her trying to rob her horses. Jasonlina discovers that the nuns are embezzling the prayer money, so to resolve the issue she goes! But then the major bitch nun discovers the plan and as a punish cuts jasonlina's hair it's in that moment that Brucilla comes back to adopt her, taking her back to the manor (and not resolving the embezzling thing!).

Bad bim bad boom

Now they are all grow up and Jason wants to mary this guy artemius but Brucellina says he's a golddigger and forbids jasonlina to see the man or contact hum which makes artemius think jasonlina doesn't love her anymore. And it keep on happening, everytime a man shows interest in jasonlina Brucellina locks the girl up until we get a confrontation where Jasonlina talks back Brucellina slaps her and threatens to never let her leave 'cause she's a whore and then Jason runs away and cuts her on hair to live a life of piracy where she only loves the sea and her beloved ghost girlfriend.

#dead on main #this is a crack fic prompt don't take it seriously #it's just a prank bro #there's so many typos but it's kinda on purpose #i'll fix it later #i guess #batman #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #danny fenton #gender swap #pirate lesbian with a supernatural touch #because i said so #if i change the names and work on it this idea can turn into a great book #i'm doing for the lesbians who love drama #the tea is hot

[cjrights]

Q???? BABY???

#qadence samuels #uconn wbb #the tea is hot

[beautiful-basque-country]

I think Disney tried to be woke and inclusive as it lately does and that's why they said the kingdom is somewhere in the sea in north Africa, included a POC princess, a light-brown skinned queen with a Spanish-sounding name (that's Basque *eyeroll*), and called the king a Spanish name and tada! inclusion! representation! diversity!

#wish #disney #wish 2023 #the tea is hot #anon #personal #animation #representation

[gennsoup]

"Gossips all must have their tea."

Tang Xianzu, The Peony Pavilion

#Tang Xianzu #The Peony Pavilion #gossip #gossips #tea #the tea #the tea is hot #Chinese literature #drama #drama quotes #quotes #quotes blog #literary quotes #literature quotes #book quotes #books #words #text #literature

[thejellodebacle]

Sebastian Stan will be at the premier for that film, shaking hands with Donald Trump on the red carpet, and his stans will still be defending him.

It doesn't matter whether the film is seen and marketed as 'good' or 'bad' in your eyes, a red carpet handshake is right around the corner. Stan didn't need to take that role he isn't short of cash is he.

#the tea is hot #sebastian stan #donald trump #the apprentice #sebstan #trump

[landograndprix]

did you hear about him and magui?….

I mean I'm pretty sure we'd be dating too if I went out with him as friends but y'know, if it's true, he'll fuck around and find out and I won't feel sorry for him.

#the tea is hot #<- going go start tagging it

[lokisasylum]

Love how on Stationhead you get to listen to music from the artist you love AND get tea about other fandoms .

On the station I'm in, someone just popped up from some italian fanbase to get a bunch of ppl who were there to leave and join ANOTHER station to help some other artist win some competition.

But then people started ARGUING in the chat cause they didn't wanna leave our station and something about "a collab that never happened, so why should we continue to support them? We're free to go wherever we want now."

#the tea is hot #this shit is wild #stationhead #streaming party

[screwderia]

I don’t really know much about oscar but im like

#the tea is hot #im concerned for him like #wtf is going on why would they anounce that if he didnt agree? #also besties i thought we were on a break #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1

[hoopdoggydog]

..but that’s none of my business…

#kermitart #kermit fanart #but thats none of my business #drinking tea #sipping tea #the tea is hot #the tea is scalding #embroidery #embroideryhoopart

[lewishamiltonstuff]

Well he dated Nicole 100 years ago. Since then, he has mostly be spotted with younger women (Sofia Richie and Cindy Kimberly were barely legal). And Juliana was indeed with Lewis. She was the only black/mixed girl on that trip. There’s an obvious pattern in his behavior.

I hardly think they were serious relationships. He has been spotted with all the kardashians, hadids, nicki minaj, and all the other names I can't think of. And I do believe that being spotted with someone doesn't mean the person is dating them. The girl on his lap, though, wasn't Juliana. Juliana was with Jared. Inbox me (if you want) and I can share the screenshot with you (it's a pic of her and Jared).

#Oh my god #Lewis #Why are you making it hard for me to defend you baby #I don't hold back bro #I already am quite crossed at the crowd you hang out with #asks open #anon asks #Ask #send me asks #Send me your opinions please #Jared leto #hadid family #kardashians #nicki minaj #juliana nalu #boy oh boy #Are these the repercussions of having a ny party in Antarctica #the tea is hot

[titansofgotham]

Dickkory = 😍

Garchel = 🙄

Dickkory is the superior ship! If you disagree with me, go argue with a wall.

#dc titans #dick grayson #kory anders #dickkory #the tea is hot

[louzer28]

Summer, 2022

Here's a little something I wrote (a true story) to deal with emotions and shit

Summer, 2022

June

The only eventful thing that was supposed to happen in June, the Summer of 2022, was the end of our Freshman year in High School. My grades were delightful, I was quite happy with myself. In fact, I had started to be happier in general, I didn’t think that anything could possibly change that. Of course, I was wrong. On the second to last day of Freshmen year, you texted me and told me you did something bad. You were scared to tell me, I know why now. Once you finally told me, I thought it’s not that bad, it’s ok, let's just leave this behind us. But you lied. The situation was so much worse than you had said. I was speaking to Izzy, how just this little thing happened, but she knew everything, she knew you lied, so she told me the truth. You and Sara. You two had been sending back and forth and Izzy told me how you had told Sara you wanted her, you wanted to have sex with her. Why? How could you do this to me? We gave ourselves to each other, already so young. We had been together 9 ½ months, and you were ruining it. You said you were jealous of my friends because you don’t have any. That doesn't make it ok for you to do what you did Jesse, not at all. I yelled and I cried but for some reason, I gave you another chance. Later in June, you made friends with someone I wasn’t completely comfortable with. Taylor. They had already made my friend's partner practically cheat on their partner with them. Even though Taylor already had about 3 partners, they’re polyamorous, of course. I ignored my gut and let it be, but then I caught them talking about possibly being with you. After Sara, I couldn’t handle this. I told you it’s either me or Taylor. But you said it was a difficult choice.  A difficult choice?? We had been together nearly 10 months at this point and you’d been friends with Taylor not even a month, but it's a hard choice? You weren’t choosing so I let it go. What a terrible mistake I had made.

July

I was still trying to ignore my gut about Taylor, you knew that. Yet on the seventh of July, you hung out with them. I was freaking out the whole time, I almost knew Taylor had a crush on you at this point. I really need to trust my gut about people more often, don’t I. Nothing happened while you two hung out. Just a hug. I found out on my way to a camping trip the next day. Taylor had a huge thing for you. Their notes described how they thought of sleeping with you. Every. Single. Night. And they wanted to actually sleep with you. They wanted to kiss you and hug you. They wanted you to break up with me to be with them, even though they had about 4-5 partners now. They talked about how if you were with them, you could be polyamorous like they are. They wouldn’t be jealous, or insecure like I am. I had it. This was it. I told you I'm not letting go this time. It’s me or them. You still said it’s so hard to choose. You two only hung out once, you two had only been friends a month, and we’d been together for ten months, but it was still hard to choose. Eventually, I gave up. I told Taylor, I told them I don’t want to make you choose because I know it’s hard on you. I thought we could compromise. Only eight minutes later I found out they were now making you choose between me or them. How could they possibly do that? They have no right. With only an hour to choose, you finally made your choice. You choose me. So no more Taylor. I just keep on giving don’t I? Because I still stayed with you even after that. Even after I found porn on your iPad in November. Even after I found porn in your search history in February. Even after you went and cheated on me with the only girl I was ever really worried about. I try to be the best I can for you and I keep changing myself and spending money to make you happy but how many times will I have to hear that you won't do it again? I get it, I weigh over 200lbs and I’ve been overweight my whole life. But if this isn’t what you wanted you never should’ve gotten with me. I’m sorry but I think you have a problem. You express how you love me and you tell me I’m beautiful and you want to be with me and I’m the only one. I know you’re not lying… but how can I believe this after you’ve done all of this?

August

It’s been rough, I’m not happy anymore. I relapsed. I don’t feel beautiful. I don’t feel protected. I don’t feel wanted. But we’re still together. Despite the three times I’ve tried to leave. I want this to get better but if you mess up one more time, I’m sorry but it’s done. You and I just looked at some stuff the other night, stuff that can help heal us. I told you it takes an average of six months - two years to “heal” after this kind of betrayal. I want to stay with you. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s the way I grew up. Maybe it’s because I gave myself to you. Maybe it’s because I’m scared of being alone. Maybe it’s because we’re teenagers just oh so in love. But I want you to be the one, I do. I can see the good in you, you just need to get rid of the terrible. I keep telling myself one more thing and we’re done. But the truth is, I think I’m going to keep letting you hurt me. I’m going to keep hoping you’ll change, even if you never do. I hope things will start to work out, I want it to, and I know you take responsibility for what you’ve done. You admit now that you were just making excuses as to why you did the things you did with Sara because you really don’t know why you would do that when you have me. Same for Taylor. You admit that it was stupid that you didn’t choose me right away. Thank you. I know you can change. I know it. We can get through this, just please don’t hurt me again, all I'm going to do is keep on forgiving till you break me. 

Please feel free to comment or share or whatever, I'd appreciate it :)

#my writing #true story #personal vent #vent post #i've been betrayed #betrayal trauma #betrayal #fake name #the tea is hot #drama ramblings #high school

[raintides]

thinking about that one grymforge boss fight

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #astarion #shadowheart #half the fight was astarion and gale screaming while playing hot potato with the forge guardian #while shadowheart and my tav sipped tea together while waiting to pull some levers #WHAT A COOL FIGHT THOUGH #coloring is my enemy but i must become stronger

[spiralboi]

about to enter my villain era, i can feel it

#lmao the things i could say online rn #the tea is hot #tma #rusty quill