#the taking of Christ

[invisiblemonstrosity]

game shows touch our lives - the mountain goats // the taking of christ - caravaggio

#incredible song #makes one think of the betrayal of Jesus at the hands of judas #right? #the mountain goats #tmg #john darnielle #lyrics #tmg lyrics #the mountain goats lyrics #aesthetic #aes #edit #h8 #art #Caravaggio #painting #paintings #the taking of Christ #classic art #words words words #lyric edit #my edit #yeah ok

[beardedmrbean]

#doge #easter #the taking of christ #caravaggio #le updated classics has arrived

[quo-usque-tandem]

The Taking of Christ - Flemish, 17th century

#art #painting #The Taking of Christ #Flemish art #17th century art #The Museum of Fine Arts Boston

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

#grey art #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin alastor #alastor #auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ #I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED. #😂😂😂 #my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special #and she could probably take him out in one strike #but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely #she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power #but she’s not stupid or childish or meek #she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much #and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy #I think he’ll underestimate her in the end #man i’m so tired #hazbin hotel fanart

[bogleech]

I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

#CALM THE FUCK DOWN garfield jesus christ #garfield's problematic hot take #cartoons

[g1deonthen1nth]

#1k #unfortunate #5k #if it hits 10k i’ll turn rbs off enough is enough #just kidding i wd never take comedy away from ppl #10k #christ on the fuckin cross #pls read the lore in the comments

[leo-bandito]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST. #This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort #Anyway #I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever #THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh #hl2vrai #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #should. I tag ol gordon here ? #I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag #whatever. #hlvrai 2 #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE . #that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up #TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon #Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases #but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends. #now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE #this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god #wgatever. What the fuck ever #EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK

[novelconcepts]

The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

#the sandman #paper girls #some of the hot takes on Twitter are breaking me #‘why don’t we know the whole story? it’s bad writing if you don’t have a complete story in the first season’ girl WHAT since WHEN #how many excellent shows were weak as fuck in S1?? and here we’re getting shows with incredible first seasons fighting for their lives #like fuckin Christ dude the idea of long form storytelling is allowing your story time and space to spread out #otherwise we would only make movies #i am so sick of this edge of my seat fear that any new show I fall in love with will get axed because the higher powers don’t care about art #this has to be a bubble right? this has to pop at some point and go back to shows valued on what they are #and don’t even get me started on creators having to beg for good reviews to balance out review-bombing from shitheads #if every one star review is clearly bigoted from the comments? why is anyone taking them into account?? #why is there no way to manage this shit aside from creators being like ‘please help us”’

[lilislegacy]

does… does annabeth have other shirts?

cause no matter where she is, even if she’s away from camp or with her family or traveling, she’s almost always wearing a camp shirt

someone buy this girl a kohls gift card or something PLEASE

there are better colors than orange, bestie. so much better. there’s a whole other world out there. i recommend blue for you. that’s a good place to start i think 💙💙

#she wore a tank top in chalice of the gods and i was shook to my core #percy take your wife shopping right now #go to the mall #be a man #you can get a pretzel while you’re there #jesus christ #percy jackson #percabeth #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson and annabeth chase #percy and annabeth

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Tommy winkler is my favorite unintentional gainer

An excellent suggestion anon!

If you're looking for more content on this guy, @jake-is-still-drunk made a great post a while back covering him in more detail. But yeah holy shit the only two constants in life are twink death and taxes huh

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #i would say #i don't think its unintentional 😉 #unfortunately his followers suffer from chronic 'dont understand the concept of a kink' disease #like jesus christ people #take a walk #read a book #call your parents #stop commenting mean things on influencers' instagram pages

[kaijutegu]

Nakajima had her first outing with people today. One of the main reasons I asked for temperament was because I wanted an ambassador. I run the CHS's junior meetings and Kaiju was the face of them. I had a lot of hope that Nakajima could follow in her footsteps.

As it turns out? Absolute rock star. All of this interaction was completely voluntary. Kids sat down. She climbed into their laps only if she wanted to. And OH BOY did she want to. She was so interested in everything about the kids- she wanted to sniff and be petted and get attention.

At the end, she ended up falling asleep in one kid's lap.

She just... melted. And the kids were SO GOOD about her boundaries. Any time she walked away, everybody let her. She was able to go back to her carrier when she wanted to, and she never got agitated or overwhelmed- she was calm but inquisitive the entire time. I couldn't have asked for a better educational animal. Or a better friend.

#reptile #lizard #tegu #Nakajima #reptiblr #I don't really believe in ghosts but uh. I think maybe kaiju has stuck around a little bit to give her pointers #I think she's told her to take care of her human because Jesus Christ has my mental health done a 180

[demobatman]

imagine your childhood gay crush telling you its not his fault you dont like girls and following it up by asking if you realistically thought youd spend the rest of your lives together and instead of dying down or floundering you fucking BOSS UP and reply "YEAH I GUESS I DID" AND THROW THE GUILT BACK ONTO HIM LIKE WILL BYERS IS THE TRUE #GOAT #MVP

#WILL MOTHERFUCKING SWEEEEPPPPP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #jesus fucking christ that boy knows how to fight with mike wheeler #takes no bullshit My God #will byers #byler

[negasonik-teenage-warhead]

little rats

#artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #procreate #smackies art #fan art #my art #dbd art #my little oni #LMFAO I SCREAMED WHEN I PLAYED THIS THEYRE SO TINY #TINY SURVIVORS R SO F CUTE JESUS CHRIST #dead by daylight #dead by daylight fanart #dbd jake park #jake park dbd #dbd survivor #dbd fanart #dbd killer #dbd #dbd oni #dbd memes #ngl i hate the oni sm 😔😭 (theyre nvr nice) #ALSO NVR TRUST THE HILLBILLIES OR THE DEATHSLINGERS‼️ #THEY ALWAYS TRICK ME THE LITTLE FUCKERS #I LOVE THE TINY SURVIVORS SM PLZ NVR TAKE THEM AWAY

[weaponizedducks]

jesus fucking christ they were really writing that subtext with a neon pink highlighter weren't they

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #the darkest hour #blue rewatches merlin #while this is about merlin it also applies to so many other things so I'm tagging them #'take me with you' JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MOVE ON #klance #korrasami #wuko #zukka #lokius #sambucky #valcarol #morgwen #hannigram #perwaine #tag your otp #tag your blorbos #byler

[knifearo]

"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

#exclusionists will act like they're in the fucking trenches when they're posting #as if they're not taking the time to walk into someone else's community without provocation and start being nasty. #saw a post the other day that was saying smth aphobic and was like 'it's true and we should be allowed to say it' #babe nobody's Stopping you. you can say whatever the fuck you want. #thing is though that when you say shitty things. people don't typically like it <3 #anyway die mad sorry that you fell for heteronormativity and amatonormativity and assume both to be the norm. #i'm gonna keep creating community with other queer people and you are more than welcome to go off and die alone <3 #also if you're fr going into ace discourse in the year of our lord 2024. jesus fucking christ get a hobby #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #aspec #talking #asexual #ace discourse #ace exclusion