#that's Lucifer's job

[misc-obeyme]

Remember that chapter that mc made all 7 of them flat against the floor with stay, season 2 or something in the carnival

And then Beel later said he had to sit on his knees Japanese style in the guest room and listen to a lecture for 2 hours

I keep wondering what could mc possibly say to him that long lol the boy was hungry dafuq you want from him

But would love to hear you drabble about it! If you want 💕

Sending green Gatorade your way 🍄

Okayyy I went the sfw fluffy route with this, but yo if MC is lecturing Beel for two hours, that kinda feels like they decided to take advantage of the situation for nsfw purposes, you know what I mean?

Anyway, this was kinda just me speculating a strict MC who would actually take the time to do that lol. Wouldn't be me.

Beelzebub's legs were asleep. He was sitting on the floor of your room, kneeling Japanese style, ever since you had returned from the carnival. It was true, he had rampaged a bit at the restaurant. And when his brothers started to intervene, things got out of hand quickly. But hadn't your stay command been enough? They were all still aching from that and likely would be for the next day or two.

You were standing with your arms crossed, a frown on your face.

Beel kept his eyes on your shoes. He felt guilty whenever he looked at your expression.

"-and you really should know better than to react like that in a restaurant," you said for what felt like the millionth time. "It wasn't as if you hadn't already eaten that massive parfait. I know you get hungry, but you have to learn to control yourself."

Beel twisted his hands together. "I'm sorry, MC," he said. This also felt like the millionth apology.

Beel was a strong demon, but being in this position for so long was starting to take its toll. He squirmed a little, trying to be subtle so you wouldn't notice.

Your sigh let him know that you had noticed anyway.

You surprised him by kneeling yourself directly across from him, your knees pressed up against his. You reached out and took his hands, preventing him from twisting them, holding them carefully in yours. His hands were much larger than yours, but when you held them, he felt so small.

"I worry about you, you know," you said, your eyes focused on the hands in your lap. "Not everyone is able to understand you the way that I do. Allowing your hunger to overtake your sense of reason like that can have lasting effects. Not just on your reputation, but on your own psyche and relationships, too. I just want you to be more careful, okay?"

For nearly two hours, you had been talking about the virtues of patience and being reasonable in the face of restaurants that maybe couldn't afford to give all the food he wanted to eat. You had discussed the trouble that would be left in his wake, including the way his brothers had gotten mixed up in everything. You had even spoken about brothers saying things to each other during a fight that they would later regret.

But none of that had caused Beel to feel the way he did right now. When you said you worried about him. When you talked about how you understood him.

Beel felt tears in his eyes and he sniffled.

You looked up immediately, eyes wide. Then you smiled at him, dropped his hands, and hugged him.

Beel wrapped his arms around you in a tight embrace, burying his face in your neck. "I promise I'll be more careful, MC."

"I'm going to hold you to that," you said, leaning back to kiss him gently.

Beel knew that he would likely end up rampaging from hunger again. It wasn't something he could prevent easily. But he also knew that he would have a stronger conviction to prevent it in the future. All he had to do was think of you, kneeling here with him, and holding his hands.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

#gosh MC you're so strict #I might scold him for like a minute or two #but anything more than that and you can forget it #that's Lucifer's job #obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #om beelzebub #obey me beelzebub x mc #obey me beelzebub x reader #obey me fanfic #x reader #request #🍄 anon #misc writes

[journey-to-the-attic]

IK Knows What You Are

#lucifer thinks ik is playing 3d chess and ik thinks lucifer is doing a really bad job at staying in the closet #i had an idea and went supersonic mode to draw it immediately #i promise i will get back to the requests now #obey me #art #obey me lucifer #jtta ik

[corndog-patrol]

PLEASE DRAW LUCIFER MAGNE (Charlie's dad) I BEG OF YOU 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

one disaster dad for you

#this employee lost more than their job lolol #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #my art

[eggcats]

Radioapple fic, where after it's revealed that Pentious was redeemed, Heaven sends some angels (including some of Lucifer's own family) down to check out this Hazbin Hotel. (common fic theme)

And Lucifer is STRESSED. He hasn't seen any of his family in millennia, and they absolutely did not part on good terms. Especially because now he has to make as good of an impression as he can because he will NOT be the cause of Charlie's dreams failing.

Anyway, one of Lucifer’s estranged family arrives and they have absolutely NOTHING good to say about the hotel, it's people, or even hell itself. Insulting the decor, how it looks, being like "You got kicked out for free will and THIS is what they do with it? Ugh." and the like.

Lucifer is trying to keep himself together for Charlie's sake. (He's only had 3 breakdowns today, he's doing good!)

However, the last thing he expects is Alastor coming to his defense. Alastor looks at this shitty relative of Lucifer’s and is immediately like, "How DARE you? Antagonizing this angel is MY JOB, and I don't send him into hysterics, I send him into MUSICAL NUMBERS. Get out of my hotel immediately." But, obviously, he can't SAY that (for many reasons, the least of which is that Charlie needs them here for her redemption project).

So instead, he just picks at everything they say. "Hmmmmm, yes, but we at least chose to do this with this, free will you're insulting. What's your excuse for that eyesore youre wearing, hmmm?"

Alastor goes as far as to defend Lucifer’s choices in decor in the hotel, and Lucifer is completely confused because he and Alastor literally fought the day before about that SAME decor??

(The second the angel leaves Alastor turns to him and goes "They're right, you know, that is the ugliest interior design I've ever seen," and then DISAPPEARS before Lucifer can even respond. What the hell?!)

Alastor is not ignorant of toxic family dynamics, and while part of his initial issues with Lucifer stemmed from his belief in him being a deadbeat father, actually knowing him kind of changes his thoughts on this. It's a little telling that Charlie has been (apparently) attempting to contact her mother during her 7 year disappearance and has heard nothing, but the father who (she believed) thinks she's a failure shows up within an hour of her calling him ONCE. And then he does whatever he can to help her dreams, and the second she implies she wants him around more, he MOVES IN. It's kind of hard to continue thinking that LUCIFER is the toxic parent in the family dynamic, after all this.

(He still fights him, though, because it's fun to tell the most powerful being in hell his choice of interior design is ugly. If Alastor kind of doesn't go for the throat in all of Lucifer’s insecurities anymore, no one needs to acknowledge that.)

So, during the entire Heaven tour, Alastor is strongly in the "form a united front" boat. He can and WILL come out of the shadows for a sarcastic quip that simultaneously shuts them down AND makes Lucifer feel better.

(Alastor will NOT acknowledge the anger that goes through him at the idea of someone other than him picking at Lucifer, especially when they are CLEARLY trying to send him into a breakdown. How dare they. *cough* Anyway.)

So the whole ordeal winds up not as stressful as Lucifer was dreading, because somehow he has an antagonistic cannibal deer defending him the entire time. And Lucifer has no idea HOW that happened, but it does kind of make him feel better. (And Alastor's form of mocking him does, too, somehow.)

When they're alone, however, Alastor still picks at him so they can fight. (And Lucifer didn't notice until now how much FUN he has fighting with Alastor, and that Alastor insulting him makes him want to do better and prove him wrong, unlike his visiting family that makes him want to lock himself away for a decade.)

The tour ends, and Alastor and Lucifer go back to how they were before. (Sort of. Lucifer might be re-evaluating every interaction they've ever had and might send himself into a mild crisis.)

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #alastor #lucifer morningstar #duckiedeer #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #fic #mine #long post #Alastor seeing someone else making fun of Lucifer: how DARE you thats MY job and youre not even DOING IT RIGHT get out of my hotel now

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

#angel be like: you’re doing amazin’ dollface😭 #val wouldn’t stand a chance #put reader and niffty up to the task and they’ll get the job done #anything for my spider boy💕 #Vox and velvette be like: yikes…rip I guess? #anyway I’m back on my bullshit with another one of these! #since yall liked the vox one so much #this is from vine god bless🙏🏼 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin valentino #hazbin vox #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #hazbin velvette #hazbin lucifer #hazbin sir pentious #angel dust x reader

[scarlettjulz]

Happy (terribly late) birthday, Luce! ✨️ you'll always be my favorite

#obey me lucifer #obey me #my art #my darling old fart i love you #ok now back to the zine job

[lilacwriter07]

my headcanon is when Adam becomes a sinner and meets Lucifer's duckies . He feels his old setting returning to him .

He first looks freaked out as Lucifer who feels like he is back in Eden, shows off all of them . "And this one spits even fire !"

As Lucifer went to bed early Adam said he wanted to stay up a bit, so later as Lucifer noticed Adam didn't come back to bed, he looks for him all around the castle .

He finds Adam in the duck room, naming all his ducks because that was job in the first place . So Lucifer perhaps did cry as Adam named every single duck, and acts like it's no big deal .

"This is Dragon because he spits fire btw ."

"This is Sophie because she is smaller ."

"And that is Eric because he has a badass frown ."

"That's Karen .. Don't tell her what to do, bc her boyfriend Tim is the manager ."

#adamsapple #Adam's first job hits a full blast return #naming every duck Lucifer has #Lucifer calls them their babies for now on

[rius-cave]

Adam stumbles into Lucifer's room at an ungodly hour:

Lucifer: Adam, I can't believe how drunk you are right now!

Adam: I am not drunk!

Lucifer: Can you tell the time?

Adam turns to an old-fashioned grandfather clock sitting in the room and points furiously at it.

Adam: I am not drunk!

Lucifer: Oh my god.....

LMFAO

FRIENDO IM STUPID IT TOOK ME A BIT TO UNDERSTAND THE JOKE BUT SFSDFDSGD

#good job adam #hazbin hotel #adam #lucifer #ask

[devildomwriter]

Nightbringer :D Jobs Cutscenes

I did some digging and these are the combinations people have reportedly gotten cutscenes for. If you’ve gotten any that aren’t on here please let me know so we can add them

Updated: 8/19/23

Classroom

Asmodeus + Diavolo

Lucifer + Satan

Courtyard

Satan + Beelzebub

Mammon + Asmodeus

Solomon + Barbatos

Colosseum

Diavolo + Barbatos

Lucifer + Barbatos

Beelzebub + Diavolo

Cafeteria

Mammon + Beelzebub

Solomon + Luke

Lucifer + Simeon

Hallway

Simeon + Leviathan

Simeon + Beelzebub

Diavolo + Lucifer

Lucifer + Mammon

Asmodeus + Diavolo

Lab

Diavolo + Leviathan

Asmodeus + Simeon

Luke + Satan

Solomon + Beelzebub

Pool

Asmodeus + Belphegor

Asmodeus + Leviathan

Mammon + Solomon

Mammon + Simeon

Satan + Belphegor

Clocktower

Simeon + Belphegor

Barbatos + Luke

Leviathan + Beelzebub

Solomon + Diavolo

Satan + Mammon

Satan + Leviathan

Student Council Room

Solomon + Simeon

Luke + Simeon

Beelzebub + Barbatos

Solomon + Asmodeus

Lucifer + Leviathan

Mammon + Belphegor

#reblog to share the info #obey me news #obey me important #obey me information #obey me explanation #obey me d jobs #obey me cutscenes #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me barbatos #obey me luke

[hazelfoureyes]

Went to download the tumblr app and got a fucking ad to help stop porn addiction

I’m the dealer, App Store. I am the problem.

Also also Alastor!! In the promo images for tumblr! @beba-780

*opens coat* can I offer you a hit of endorphins? ༻Masterlist༺

#hazbin hotel #good job tumblr #fanfiction #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor #alastor smut #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader smut #hazbin alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor x reader #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor x lucifer #lucifer hazbin #lucifer x you #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #lucifer smut #lucifer morningstar #alastor x you smut #x you smut #smut writing #smut fanfiction

[cursedartistnelari]

I'm not dead like Alastor's wig

#my art #hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel art #inside job animatic

[nocreativityfornames]

At some point during MC's first weeks in the Devildom:

Lucifer: My brother Beelzebub keeps going to the kitchen at random times of the day and eating all our food while no one is looking.

Because of this, me and my other brothers have to take turns checking the kitchen throughout the day to ensure everything is in order.

MC: *confused* You're telling me all of this because...?

Lucifer: Because I need you to stop him. Your room is next to the kitchen, which means you can hear him from there and stop him in time, sparing us the trouble of doing it ourselves.

MC: What do I gain if I accept? 🤨

Lucifer: 30 Grimm for each time you succeed.

MC: *immediately* Count me in. 🤝

#that's how everything started #and why mc doesn't need a job 💀 #obey me shall we date #obey me #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me mc #☙ no creativity for names ✾ #//the silly #//om: lou #//om: beel

[sweetbrier2908]

have you guys ever thought about how satan's personality is actually the combo of his 6 other brothers and somehow he's still unique in his own way and that somehow creates his charisma. just as i start making satan's moodboard and i start to realize man i love him so much it's hard to breathe.

i mean, he's like the most hard-working demon in the family, lucifer works because he has his responsibility and because he forces himself the perfect figure for the whole devildom and also because of diavolo the moment he realize no one watching him he immediately drop the whole responsible act; but satan works and studies and reads just because he loves doing things and learning. he never wastes a single opportunity to learn new thing. he loves art and beautiful things, just like asmo but at the same time, he doesn't care about his look, just like beel, and they both make asmo so mad because they seems like they can't realize how attractive they are. he loves to play pranks on lucifer with belphie but somehow he is also willing to take care for his brothers when they're wasted and constantly checked on lucifer when he lost his memory. he loves cooking for his family and even when his brothers make riddiculous request he still tries to satisfy them. he's maybe the most boring guy you've ever met, he's a nerd, he starts to talk like levi when he visits destinations from his favourite shows, he looks serious in his stundent id, and he's so intellectual and normal and you may or may not have already seen someone like him in your life. he's so normal, he has nothing stand out but his love for cat. his laptop is covered in cat stickers and he has a cat wallpaper on his devices. he's so normal. he acts normal unless when he's angry. he's decent. he's also popular. but at the same time, don't you guys find him adventurous? he loves trying new things, he meets people here and there and makes friend here and there. you will see him at some super fancy restaurant and you also see him on the bleachers of some sports game. he even manages to take his whole family to a film festival because of his connections. he learns new things everyday and he tries to experience as much as he can. he loves nature, he loves camping, he loves animal to the point he flooded the whole house with cats. he knows all the things about human world and stuffs but he's not allow to go there. i mean, satan character is just the combination of many factors and he's so normal but so adventurous and caring and i can picture him having a super peacful life until you figure out he used to go to war and maybe fighted with the dragons and owns a rich comany stuff like that.

he's just doing whatever he likes without caring about people's opinion and make him...like gosh...i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him.

p.s: one of my theory is that satan wasn't born from wrath (yes i know the devs confirmed that but wasn't lucifer so angry to the point he started a war and stripped out his wings because he loves his brothers and sisters so much he didn't want to see them hurt?) but actually he was born from the love lucifer has for his family so that's why you can see satan shares similarities with all of his brothers.

#obey me #obey me satan #satan is also a perfectionist #just like lucifer #obey me theories #obey me headcanon #i do love him so much #also i think satan character is so complicated but the the devs of obey me can't even grasp it #and that lead to there's always something missing about his story #that what i feel #im so happy that nightbringer did a better job in developing satan's characteristic and story #just a little bit better #so i want to write for satan as much as i can #i love my caring delicate gentle having anger issue daddy issue demon so much #obey me nightbringer #obey me swd #satan obey me

[anonymouscheeses]

Wanted to do something like my other chaggie au post. But added more angst. And idk I was proud of it and wanted to make something like it again.

This Chaggie au has... so much angst. So much..

Put in an ask or two to get to know the au more! :3

#this would happen actually. if lucifer and lillith found out that charlie was making friends with a human which is against her job... #the best that would happen is that they would forever be seperated. so... no meeting parents on both sides sadly #this aus vaggie is named valerie btw idk if that means much.. #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie x vaggie #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #vaggie x charlie #hazbin vaggie #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggatha #fanart #chaggie #fallenstar #varlie #rainbowmoth #hazbin human au #hh hxd au #chaggie human x demon au #hazbin human x demon au #yall dont get iiit.... valerie has been through so much and charlie is the light. she went through every relationship and failed. #she has a chance. but God. shes going to ruin it again. shes not a horrible person. but shes not great either. shes healing. #you were a wonderful experience #you were everything #forbidden chaggie au #hahah. because the angst comes from the forbidden part! hah. (im gonna put them through so much pain)

[allastoredeer]

"Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course" - SNIPPET

Alastor sighs again. "Fine. But if it’s over five classes, I'm leaving. No relationship, however fake, is worth that headache." "Wow, what a saint." "Hmm, I figured that was your job. Or, at least, it used to be.” He cackles. "Oh, fuck you." "No, I'm afraid that isn't in our agreement." "Oh, this is going to be good," Angel whispers, wiggling into a more comfortable position on the couch. Husk, on his part, has the good sense not to respond. Niffty's already buzzing with far too much excitement for Alastor to handle. Unlike with Husk, he doesn’t have it in him to reprimand her. The wild gleam in her eye is simply too endearing. "Call me down when Charlie's back, then," he says, heading to the stairs with a short wave. "I am not walking all the way up there to get your sorry ass,” Lucifer shoots at his back. Alastor snaps his fingers and his shadow peels off the heels of his shoes. "Send it up to get me, then." The glower of his shadow weighs on his back, a faint press of unhappiness between his shoulder blades, that softens into resignation as it sighs, and slinks across the floor to lean against the shadow of the grandfather clock. Crossing its arms, it gives the rest of the room a dull, miserable look.

It's been a while since I posted anything (life stuff, you know how it is), but here's a snippet of the next fic in the "Just Kiss Already" series.

Get ready for some silliness with a side of unwanted emotion (on Alastor's part, of course).

#Alastor's shadow doesn't want to be there either #its been given a job #how terrible #very excited to get into this guys #they're all just so sily #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #appleradio #lucifer magne #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #radio demon #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #husker #husk #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #just kiss already #fanfic #writing #my writing

[books-and-catears]

The Demon Brothers if they turned into Cats

Lucifer

Is annoyed but stays calm cause you keep him comfy

Will snap and bite anyone except you

Just accepts his fate and relaxes for the first time in 67889 years

Mammon

He's not letting that hand go. There is no escape.

Clingy cat syndrome 101

Aggresive hissing if he sees anyone else too close to you

Leviathan

The only way you can keep him close without him freaking out

If he gets hyper aware of your proximity, he runs and hides for a while

But he never goes too far enough to lose sight of you

Satan

Super cuddly in private. Melts internally when you handle him so tenderly

Develops a meowrse code to communicate with you

Kneads your back or thighs to show gratitude

Asmodeus

Acts super cute and clingy. You legit cannot take your eyes off him

Just crawls into your lap and starts demanding attention with the sweetest meows

Loves being taken to the groomers and cat spas

Beelzebub

Keep LOTS of canned tuna and sardines around for this one. Meows for food every half hour and you cannot deny him.

The most playful and active out of them all. Loves going on walks and behaves super well in public

Bites your fingers in affection and has chewed up a lot of furniture in the house. Scavenges and brings food for you.

Belphegor

Oh my, look at the clock! Its nap time. Its always naptime. And when he wakes up, he just nuzzles Beel and then goes back to sleep.

You gotta learn to do things with one hand because the other one is his for sleeping now.

Best cuddle buddy for nighttime. His soft purrs are the best sounds to sleep to.

#obey me #obey me crack #obey me funny #obey me random #obey me headcanon #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me levi #obey me imagine #yeah this is random as hell and it's been so long since I've written anything and my job is a mess im so sorry #god i even left that story unfinished ughhh- im so sorry #hopefully it'll all be normal by September #please bear with me till then