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safely-in-vhagars-belly · 1 year

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AEGONXREADer fanfic.

Name: for the night is dark and full of terrors

Concept; You are a Priestress of the Light and are invited by Queen to heal the King with your mother. You are both not interested in healing that old poor man tho. Aegon takes a liking to you.

Warnings: Calling someone a whore mild little smut, intended murder and mentions of killing.

Short snippet

This is how I deadass imagine her mother btw:

You smile, kissing the prince on both his cheeks before moving down his neck, to his abs, to his belly teasing him. He grins before grabbing a handful of your dark locks. 'Tell me, priestess. Do you often spend time in your client's bed?' He asks when pulling your head up. There is something calming about Aegon Targaryens' simplicity. You like there is no hidden agenda when you are with him. It is just him and you.

You like who he is when you two are alone. You like his kindness, his shyness, and his sincerity. It all changes when someone enters. The mask he wears comes back on, and you feel yourself become distant the moment that he does.

Your mother is here on Queen Alicent's invitation to heal the King. You know her magic very well, and you just know she will succeed in doing that. 'You, you are not my client. I am just your subject and you are my prince.' You mutter against his lips. You gently bite down on his under lip until there is a bit of blood and suck it away. He hisses.

You grin before deliciously letting your tongue explore more of his body. You keep him pinned down, panting a bit of desire when he undoes you of your gown. It's still very cold compared to your homeland but you'll take it. Aegon likes your orange gowns, and he is the hand feeding you. You want him to be pleased. Happy. You fuck him when he is sad, you let him touch you and listen to his stories and give him advice.

He kisses your neck, leaving big, messy kisses before going to your breasts. You hear the door open of his rooms, but for not one moment does your attention weaver. You are focused on Aegon and Aegon alone. Even when footsteps can be heard in the room. Even when Aegon gently makes you pause by grabbing your hands. You giggle.

A shadow falls over you. You give your best grin and smile at the other prince who, according to you, does not know how to have fun at all. You see him stare at your recently bitten breasts, and you wonder if this is the first time he sees a female body he did not pay for.

You always liked his attention as well, but he is much more difficult to please. Aegon trusts you, Aemond does not. 'Why am I not surprised?' He grits out angrily at his brother. 'Mother send the entire Kingsguard looking for you; and here you are getting fucked by a foreign whore.' You roll your eyes at that insult.

Even Aegon is annoyed by his brother interrupting your time together. 'I am busy, come back later.' Your hands softly touch his belly before going down in his pants. You take them off and roll yourself on top of him once more before gently kissing his cheeks.

You don't even attempt to hide and roll on your front like a cat. Your legs dangle in the air briefly before you make a little bow to the prince. He just sighs. You seek Aegons affection and continue kissing him, even pinning him and eventually fucking him when his other brother watches.

Aegon grins, and you make a soft cry as he likes when he trusts his hips to yours. 'Non Westerosi girls are truly something else.' He says when holding your hands, forcing you to be on his lap.

Aemond just glares at both of you. You lower your eyes. He slams the door, taking out his anger on an innocent wooden door. 'Mother needs to speak to you. The maester told us you weren't studying. What were you doing? You also missed your appointments yesterday. Care to tell me what was so important that you left the meeting so early?'

Aegon sighs before letting go of you. He can't find pleasure this way with his brother yelling at him and blaming him. You notice he gets upset by it, and that makes you angry. 'Me,' you ring out dryly before getting off Aegon. 'I was so important.' You cheekily smile before getting up and walking to the other Prince. Aegon still sits in his bed but clearly doubts if he should call you back or not.

You are still naked as you stand in front of Aemond within reach. You wonder what he'll do now that you are naked. He turns his anger to you. 'You are in trouble. You have no future if you continue living like this. Aegon is already married, and you have no value for a man anymore.'

You chuckle. 'I admire that you worry for me.' You say knowing that it will upset him even more if you do not take this seriously. You do not understand the problem. So they as men get to fuck who they want but you as women should stay pure? Pathetic mindset made up by even more pathetic men.

Like you suspected, he gets angry at your comment. He does not want you to think that he worries for your future. 'I do not worry for you-'

You Hush him by gently putting your fingers on his lips. He freezes and waits for you to speak again.

'Do not worry about my future. It has been taken care of. As for your brother...' You walk back to Aegon and take place next to him in his bed. You gently kiss his mouth again as your hands go to his body to touch him. You need him.

You turn head to the other Prince. 'Are you into watching only, or do you want to participate as well?' Aemond growls at you exposing his teeth before storming off.

You roll your hips against Aegons and eagerly bite on his neck. You taste the salt of his skin and bring your lips close to his ear before whispering that you are his. He tops you and takes you with three rough trusts. It's not enough. You want him to lose control. You want him to come deep inside you. You eagerly fuck him and kiss him.

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When your mother calls for your it's late. 'You smell like dragon, darling.' Your mother says, still reading her spell book. You nod before sitting down and take off your shoes.

'Aegon needed my advice.' You say explaining yourself. Your mother chuckles delighted.

'Did he?'

You nod.

'He wanted to know what we think of the Lord of Light.' There is a defeaning silence. Your mother has her book shut and the flames in the candles flicker dangerously. 'How much did you tell him?'

You change subject quickly.

'How is the king doing?'

Your mother sighs.

'He is dying, darling. He is not going to be saved. You can not save a sick tree. You can only cut it down before it affects the forest.' You nod in agreement.

That is true. But it does not explain why you are both here.

'Hmhm. Why did you...bother to waste magic on him if you knew he was going to die anyway?' You ask.

She takes your hands into her own. You watch the burns on her fingertips and feel the warmth of it. 'Because of you, darling. If we play our cards well, and if you keep doing what I ask; you might end up sitting that marvelous iron chair they have downstairs.' She speaks to you in your homeland tongue. Dothraki.

'I do not understand-' they value lineage. You are not Targaryen. So how will you sit that throne? Will she think that Aegon will marry you? He is already married. The realm loves the princess he is married to too much. Remarrying is not an option for him. And there's the other elephant in the room. His sister is the first in line. She will need to die first and all her little children.

You do not know the children, but they are children. You will not hurt them. Not if they are innocent. So is the princess.

Your mother keeps her eyes aimed at your necklace, where a diamond covers a heavy burn.

'You do not have to. Just keep Aegon happy. That is all I ask.'

You nod half but have the feeling she is hiding something.

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'What's so important that-'

'ME!'

Lmaaaao

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sweet-honey-tears · 1 year

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Daycare Pick Up/ Drop Off🤍

Bnha Boys x Gender Neutral Reader

These are scenarios of dropping off or picking up their/your kids(with a little extra stuff lol) I wanted to have each story kinda connect. So I did have Denki’s daughter and Sero’s son show signs of having a crush on each other. I was actually based it off a incident with my little cousin and her friend. Super cute honostly but if you don’t like it just skip them.

Kinda different set up from my others. Just kinda how it happened. Lol.

As always spelling is Bleh and please leave request!🤍 or any recommendations!

If you would like to pick another possible head on on OR SUMMIT YOUR OWN IDEA🤍

Other Parent head cannon

💥Katsuki Bakugou💥

It’s sight to see pro hero Ground Zero walk into daycare, a large grin on his face. It’s even crazier to see him speak softly to the lady at the front, worried about waking up the younger kids at the daycare who were taking naps.

You usually drop off and pick up your daughter due to Katsukis's patrol schedule. But today you were at the doctor's with his/your infant son. Only a check up tho.

The sound of little feet, covered in red shoes with RR on them, running to him at full speed caught his attention. Her sweatshirt, black with a large orange X, makes it clear to all who her two favorite heroes are.

“Daddy!”

“Come Here ya little monsters!”

The other parents watch in aw as the scariest pro hero kneels down with arms wide open, a soft and large smile written on his face. The workers just smile, use to the lovely scene whenever he comes to pick up your/his daughter up.

He’d pick her up, spinning her around and holding her on one arm.

“Daddy look!”

A beaded bracelet, orange,green, and black beads forming a pattern, was shoved into his face.

With soft movements, his scared fingers pushed down the bright bracket before it hits his eyes.

“I made it for you!”

Awed stares watch the pro hero leave with his daughter.

Next interview, he sat next to Kirishima. Both men were wearing casual clothes.

Both men were wearing brackets their daughters had made them

Bakugou has his new bracelets on. Little washed-away scribbles of cat faces and makeshift drawn on Grenades are still present on his arms and hand. His son and daughter had tried to continue drawing his sleeve (large tattoothat covers a arm) in after dinner.

🦈Eijiro Kirishima🦈

It’s an adorable sight to see pro hero Red Riot, with two small backpacks slung over his shoulder. One of Hello Kitty and the other of a puppy dog. Both with countless pins of heroes on them.

In each hand he holds one his(you and his) daughters hand. Both skipping and pulling him along.

It’s nothing uncommon- unlike Bakugou he has a better patrol schedule for dropping off and picking up. For at least right now.

“Now what are we gonna do?”

“Have fun”

“Well yeah- but also”

“Not pull each other’s hair.”

“Yeah that too-“

“Oh! Not draw on ourselves this time”

“Right! Markers are for?”

“Paper!”

“It’s not manly to waste marker- wait what are markers made of?”

“What’s paper made from?!”

Kiri laughs

Next interview, he’s sitting next to Kat. Both men were wearing casual clothes.

The next question was about Kirishima's newest tattoo. A messy looking shark tattooed on his arm.

“Oh! Yeah, this one is a shark my daughters drew! One did the shark and the other did the bow and all the little sparkle effects. I got it on my arm so I can always see it when I’m gone for a long time.”

There’s a sad smile for a moment. With Kirishima's bubbly and friendly attitude, he’s constantly traveling around Japan to help recruit and raise support for Hero. He likes it, and gets to meet the manliest people ever! But he misses you and the kids constantly. So he got a tattoo!

⚡️Denki⚡️

⚡️“Sparky(a nickname) I know you-“

“No! I wanna go with you!”

⚡️“Sparks look there’s (enter Soros son's name)” They, Sparks and Sero’s son, were only a year apart but hung onto each other like glue. It was adorable.

“Huh?” Bright yellow hair bobbed in that direction. Her eyes, the color of yours, stared at the boy ahead.

⚡️“Yeah, I'm sure he wants to play tag.”

“Really?” she questioned, looking back at Denki. A small fist going up to wipe away her old tears..

⚡️“Of course! Who wouldn't want to play tag with you?” Denki chimed, his hands going up to fix the space buns there.

“Bonita(pretty!) Come on!”

Her head snapped over in the direction of the voice. Sero’s son.

Little hands left Denki’s

Denki laughed as he watched his daughter launch from his grip. Running to Sero’s son. Her Pickachu backpack bobbed with her movements.

▪️🔸Sero🔸▪️

🔸“Hijo (son), you seem fond of Sparks (Denki's daughter's nickname.)

“N-no!”

“Oooo hermanito(little brother) likes a girl!” his daughter chimed.”

Intricate braids were always in her hair. Most couldn't believe Sero did them. Yet Sero was very skilled at hair. Braiding crowns, French braids, Dutch braids, and many more into his daughter's hair.

🔸“Hey hey- last time I checked you liked-”

“Bye papá(dad)” his daughter sprinted to the doors of the school. Sero knelt, his hand resting on his younger son's shoulder.

🔸“It's okay to like someone. Just remember to be mindful of their feelings too. Okay?”

“Okay papá(dad).” with one final hug and a goodbye his son was off.

Sero watched his son sprint off. Soon running to Spark and Denki.

“Bonita(pretty!) Come on!”

The sight of Denki's once crying daughter sprinting to his son brought a smile to his face. Their small hands linked before they walked to the school.

They had grown up together, having been born(you could have adopted either way- they just have similar ages) around the same time. Constantly playing and growing up together.

🔸“They are adorable.”

⚡️“They sure are.”

🔸“Race you to the commission?”

⚡️“What! No! You cheated last time-”

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radskull-69 · 1 month

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oc idea (inspired by oobbbear’s ‘orange knife’ au)

idk how but I only realised after writing this I also copied the sun and moon thing, I meant to only get inspired by the whole ‘soul put into doll thing’ I SWEAR)

A god called mister moon that creates life down on earth, it’s a long process to make each soul’s vessel using moon rocks annd skulking them before sending them to earth. They all look like tiny stars with glowing bodies, no faces in this phase since they can’t use the bodies yet

some stay with mister moon when they aren’t ready to be born yet, and some just like to hang around despite how much mister moon finds them annoying (lie)

mister moons friend, seamstress sun, is the one that makes the souls with small stars and glowing strings while mister moon just makes the physical body. She’s very sweet and motherly to them, joking a lot and not as stoic and cold as mister moon is and loves to visit the souls.

as soon as the souls and their bodies they’ll be using for the rest of their life are sent to earth they hold no memory of mister moon or seamstress sun, which does make the two sad but they like to watch over the souls on earth.

the earth and humans were assigned to them by the other planets to keep moon and sun busy and have a hobby (maybe even become friends), but now they’re kinda attached

there’s other characters but I’m too lazy to think about them for now, I have nanny nature but that’s it.

mister moon facts!

he’s very.. creepy, he doesn’t mean to be. But he just isn’t a very warm person

whenever a crater lands on him and ruins his clothes he calls seamstress to fix and tailor it for him, he acts like he hates it

he’s very tall and lanky (he’s the size of a building at least to us), but slouches a lot

he favours cats a lot and is happy when the souls are cat people as well

LOVE’S cool colours and the ocean, finds it amusing how little souls know about its depths and are scared of it. He favours the deep sea creatures the most

envies sun’s light and bright (ha) attitude, but loves appreciates it at the same time

his fav era of earth was the classical era

hates scissors, after a accident of one of the souls running around with a pair and cutting off their own arm Moon strictly keeps them banned from his domain

Seamstress sun facts!

she’s very social and loud, easily one of the more popular planets

geeks over whenever a soul draws a picture of the sun with sunglasses, laughs every time (much to Moon’s expense)

good friends with nanny nature, they have a good bond since nature mostly need sun to thrive. So nanny nature made sunflowers for her

normal hight and curvy, got them hips

keeps a lot of gold trinkets in her domain because she likes how they sparkle in her light

Loves the 70’s - 80’s the most!

gives all the souls a goofy name until their sent down to earth, still calls them that in her head tho

love’s dogs all the way, the bigger the better!

always tells moon jokes to cheer him up whenever he has a cloudy day, it works 50% of the time

wishes sunsets lasted longer because she loves the looks the souls give her when she’s at her prettiest, she tries to stall but moon drags her away from earth to let him have his night shift

fawns over humans who have matching sun & moon themed necklaces or bracelets and would show moon just to say ‘us’

#Oc #oc ideas #Sun and moon #inspired by that song ‘spring and a storm’ by tally hall #I need to draw these designs..#UGHHH #rad writes

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love-my-rat-boys · 1 year

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Dont mind me, just posting some old art i found on my Pinterest account (most of it still canon to my world, and i think it's funny so i decided to post here lol)

Those are jimmy and Caleb when they were really young. Even before they met Klaus! They still lived with k.k, so fun looking back.

This image always make me chuckle, look at M.K face!!! Sad he's dead now.. he was such a comical relief (and an asshole) (all the rules were made because of him)

YOOOO, almost all my rat boy characters on this one!

I colored it so it would be easier do identify. Get in mind it's an old photo so some characters are either dead, or grown

The one with the red dot it O.K! I have showed some images of this guy before. He has the perfect uncle energy and i loved him (he died, pretty freaky accident)

The one with the blue dot is little jimmy (originally F.K). I think he has 7 in this image? Pretty young.

The one with the gree dot is K.K! He were the oldest but was a tiny gremlin, he had the dad vibe of the group. Even tho he was an asshole some times (he ded too)

The one with the purple dot is Caleb (originally C.K)! When he was little too. He had around 7-8 i think? His age were always confusing. That was even before his first metamorphosis, such good times

The one with the yellow (orange because there's no yellow) dot is M.K. not much to talk about him anymore

The one with the black dot is R.K. the only one that has powers and is married to a cat man (it's so cute i love their dynamic so much but i can't draw them as much because they're from another universe aaaa)

And the one with no dot is Knaclaus. The original

Oh i love finding old images of them, such a fun trip on memories!

#old art #rat boys

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helliontherapscallion · 3 years

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Headcanons for SBI Sibling!Parrot Hybrid!Reader

(A/N): ope, went a little overboard with this one (also it’s not proofread, so sorry about any mistakes)

You have wings on your back (the feather pattern depends on what parrot floats your boat)

If you’re a Scarlet Macaw, Blue-and-Yellow Macaw, or Chestnut-Fronted Macaw, then you have black lines on your cheeks and heavy black lines around your eyes (think Hawks from bnha but less pointy)

If you are a Hyacinth Macaw, you have yellow markings around your eyes and mouth

If you’re a cockatiel, you have a killer mohawk/hair that is always very pointy and orange circles on your cheeks (how cute!)

I have a feeling that your hair is incredibly soft

Very sensitive wings

I feel like your teeth would be sharp and your nails would normally be fast-growing, long, and sharp

You tilt your head like impossibly far when you’re confused or trying to hear something better

Like your ear would almost be touching your shoulder

The head movements are very jerky and kinda just happen on their own when you hear something so you would have a lot of neck pain : (

You’re allergic to chocolate : (

I feel like people would underestimate you greatly and think you’re nothing except the ditzy comedic relief

Parrots are actually very intelligent

It bums you out to hear people say things like that behind your back when they think you can’t hear, but you try to not let them get to you

You give the best cuddles and are very affectionate with the people you’re close to (you’re also very cautious of strangers)

You’re also very in tune with the emotions of the people around you

You see someone sad? Head nuzzles and wing hugs

You see someone angry? You deescalate the situation the best you can and make sure they’re ok afterwards

You can dilate and contract your pupils rapidly at will

You may or may not stare at people doing it until they notice you staring or until they get creeped out

You fuck hard with any type of seed, nut, or fruit

When you get excited, it’s literally so cute??

Like you do everything parrots do

Little happy pitter patters with your feet, flutter your wings, your pupils contract and dilate rapidly, you make a ton of mob sounds

You’re easily excitable, hyper, and happy most of the time

It makes everyone happy to see you so excited so they would often go out of their way to get you things that make you happy

“Hey (y/n) I have some extra melon seeds if you want em!”

*Pupils contract and dilate rapidly*

You are loud

Like very loud

And very talkative

Like everyone knows where you are at all times

If you’re quiet and they know you’re around, either something is very wrong or they’re about to get pranked

God forbid you start to scream, your scream is loud enough to deafen someone for a brief amount of time and would leave everyone’s ears ringing for days on end

The mere mention of yours and Tommy's names together in one sentence is enough to give Philza a headache (someone give this poor man a couple of advils and a long vacation)

You two are literal demons when you’re together

Very chaotic relationship

You both like to fuck with people by sneaking up behind them

You would make mob sounds and Tommy would jump them before you two made a break for it

You and Tommy almost got killed by Techno a few times, but in your opinion the look on his face was 100% worth it every time

I feel like you would cart him up and down from the towers he builds

He could relate to being stereotyped as the stupid loud one, so he recognizes right away when you’re sad about it and will try to cheer you up

His main go to is the jukebox

Oh my god if he plays his jukebox around you, you go full send with your dancing

*AGGRESSIVE HEADBANGING*

He would laugh at your awful dancing, but he would join you eventually

Cat and Mellohi go hard

Speaking of music, Wilbur uses you as a walking soundboard

He needs a sound sample? You better prepare for spending most of your day recreating the sound

He needs back up vocals? You spend most of your day listening to his voice and other singers so you could replicate it

You don’t want to disappoint him so you try extra hard to appease his picky music composition

You kinda stress yourself out over it sometimes

When he notices (which he will, he’s very perceptive), he immediately calls it a day and has some sibling bonding time

You both bond over liking to eat strange things

Amazon macaws like to lick clay deposits on riverbanks so you like to have some on you at all times to lick when you get stressed

Wilbur carries some in a bag in his pocket and you carry a bag of sand

Whenever one of you notices the other has a rough day, you give each other your respective stuff

You have to be sneaky with it though, Philza always takes away nonedible stuff from his children if he sees them trying to eat it (he has good intentions tho)

It always looks like a drug deal

With Techno, I feel like he would find you incredibly annoying at first with how loud you are

He would actually start to hate you when you started to sneak up behind him

It got to the point to whenever he would hear your voice he would get irrationally mad and have to leave the house for a few hours

He, like everyone outside your family, would think you were useless and incredibly stupid

That was until he passed Tommy’s room one day and overheard you crying and telling Tommy about your insecurities

He would spend the next few days ignoring you bc he felt bad

He would spend those days contemplating on why he treated you like he did

Coming to the realization that you were likely trying to get closer to him and you were just being yourself, making him feel like the biggest piece of shit

He totally had no idea how to confront you about this, so naturally he went to Philza (that man was literally so happy that his children were gonna start to get along)

He would spend the day gathering golden melons because he found out that you’d never tried golden melons before from Philza

When he approached you one day with an apology and some golden melons, you were suspicious at first

He hated you, so why would he get you these things if he didn’t need anything from you?

Quickly finding that his apology is genuine and he felt incredibly bad for treating you like that over the years

You picked up on his guilt pretty quickly and made quick work to reassure him

He would take you on short trips and would soon find that you’re very useful in detecting mobs and deterring creepers with cat noises

He would never admit it, but he loves it when you would scare Tommy or Wilbur, thinking it’s hilarious

You also found out that carrying a seven and a half foot tall piglin hybrid was incredibly difficult to do, especially when flying

You two managed to get only about ten feet above the ground before your wings gave out under the strain and you fell on him

“(Y/n) has earned the achievement ‘When Pigs Fly’” flashed on everyone’s comm tablets that day

That wasn’t fun trying to explain to Philza

Philza would be ecstatic to have someone to fly with that he didn’t have to carry

He would take you on flights when you had too much energy

Sometimes racing each other and competing to do tricks midair (which sometimes you both rope your brothers into judging)

Late night flights when you need to get your mind off from something

Watching the sunrise together in silence for once

Bonding over being able to see ultraviolet light when everyone else couldn’t

You always give him the shiny things you come across and he gives you your favorite snacks

He always fusses over your wings, sometimes preening them for you

Helping each other through molts

Matches your excitement sometimes when you’re really happy

You feel bad whenever you hear stories of how difficult you were as a baby

He’s quick to reassure you that raising you was worth it and you turned out to be a great person

But he wouldn’t be lying when he said you were a difficult infant

Your terrible twos stage? His literal hell

Philza swears he can still hear ringing from whenever you would throw tantrums as a toddler, even years after you left your toddler age

He also still has some scars from when you went through your biting phase (teething was awful for you, his poor baby)

But he’s happy he was the one that raised you, he genuinely enjoys your presence

If you’re in a really affectionate mood he is more than willing to let you cuddle up to him while he reads a book or something

WING HUGS WING HUGS WING HUGS WIN-

When he’s had a long day and is stressed out, you immediately pick up on that and do everything in your power to make sure your brothers are quiet and behaved, try to find out what made him so stressed, and sometimes go out of your way to take care of it for him

You try to be the one taking care of him for once as much because he’s taken care of you so well throughout the years

He can tell if you’re overwhelmed or upset just with one glance at your ruffled feathers and your rapidly dilating and contracting pupils

Immediately pulling you out of the situation and letting you talk it out

Whenever he finds you sad about your insecurities, he points out every part of your personality that he loves

That’s before he hunts down the person that made you feel like this (he really lives up to his title of ‘The Angel of Death’)

Overall, you wouldn’t trade your family for the world

#sbi x reader #sleepy bois x reader #sleepy bois inc x reader #philza x reader #technoblade x reader #wilbur soot x reader #tommyinnit x reader #mcyt x reader #headcanons

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fantastic-bby · 3 years

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SKZ as animal hybrid boyfriends

Pairing: Reader x Members

Word count: 2.9k

Genre: Fluff | Headcanon | Animal Hybrid/Shifter AU | Boyfriend AU

Warnings: Very brief mention of spiders

Masterlist

Chan

A husky hybrid

Has the CUTEST pair of gray and white ears that stick out of the top of his head

Also has the most gorgeous pair of pale blue eyes that glow in the dark

He has a fluffy white tail that wags like crazy whenever he’s excited because he doesn’t know how to stop it from showing

He’s also the sweetest boyfriend in. The. WORLD!

Always asks how you’re doing

Makes sure your not missing any meals and that you’re always hydrated

Every morning, he wakes you up with cute good morning texts and he always tries to send you good night texts sometimes forgets because he gets so caught up in work

He makes up for it tho

Sends flowers to your place whenever he forgets uwu

Chan’s the perfect boyfriend

The only problem is that you’re allergic to dogs

He didn’t realise why you always seemed to sneezy and stuffy whenever you would come over to his place

Until you told him

And his reaction makes you feel like you just told him the most horrific thing in the world

To him it is!!!!

Because he’s the reason that you’ve been having allergic reactions around him!!

He starts vacuuming his place more often to keep any fur away and makes sure to keep the area super clean so that you’re clear from anything that could cause a reaction

He also starts lint rolling and vacuuming his clothes before giving them to you so that you don’t take any of his fur home unless you ask him to leave his fur

Chan gets confused whenever you tell him that you don’t want him to vacuum or wash his hoodies before giving them to you

But you like them because every time you see the strands of gray and white fur sticking out of his hoodie, it reminds you of him

So instead,

Chan starts buying a crap ton of allergy meds

Puts them in every corner of his house

In the bathroom

The kitchen

The living room

The bedroom

Literally everywhere just in case you get a super bad reaction

That way he’s always prepared for anything

Minho

A maine coon hybrid

The most luscious fur ever known to man

His cat ears are so fluffy and always well groomed

He has this beautiful fluffy orange tail that he’s gotten pretty good at hiding his feelings with

Usually a hybrid’s animal features would probably give away their emotions, but Minho learned to control his ears and tails really well

It’s just that his ears are really sensitive and they flick around every few seconds whenever he’s in a crowded place

He has a pair of yellow eyes that are constantly in the shape of slits simply because he wants to intimidate everyone around him

Also always has his claws out because they intimidate strangers

Wouldn’t tell anyone, but Minho lets his pupils dilate when he’s alone with you (´∀｀)♡

He also likes to tease you a lot but you know he’s just joking because if he was serious, his tail wouldn’t be so related

You try not to tell him because then he’ll start working harder to hide his tail swishes

Is the most precious yet teasing boyfriend out there

He’ll make a joke about you eating a lot of ice cream whenever you’re sad, but he’ll always have your favourite ice cream in the freezer

If you complain about some kind of muscle pain, Min would call you weak but then also come home with muscle relief patches that he’ll stick to you himself

Minho likes to shift into cat form if you’re stressed because then it means that he wouldn’t really disturb you a lot

His footsteps are way quieter when he’s in cat form as compared to human form

So if you’re stressed or tired and you ask him to give you time

Minho would shift and hide in one of the cat towers he bought for himself until he hears you coming out of the bedroom

The moment he hears the sound of the bedroom door opening, he’ll lift his head and peek out from the top

If you sit on the floor right in front of the tower, Minho will scurry off of the tower to sit in your lap to

But if you don’t even look at the tower and you instead go to the kitchen, he’ll wait a bit longer to give you more time

Changbin

Yk I wanna say he’d be some cursed Dwaekki hybrid the skzoo dwaekki haunts me in my sleep

But I genuinely feel like he’d be something really threatening like a wild animal

So if Chan’s a husky and Minho’s a maine coon

I’m gonna throw Changbin in as a grizzly bear because he’s a tank of a man and I love him for that

His ears are dark brown and rounded, poking out from the top of his head

His eyes are super dark brown and sometimes you can’t even tell if you’re able to see the white in his eyes bcs his pupils are just that big

His hands have these huge black claws that could claw someone apart if he wanted to

Also has a cute brown tail that he often hides underneath his clothes because it’s small enough for him to sit on

He gives THE BEST CUDDLESSSS!!!!!

Sometimes shifts into bear form just to cuddle you because it’s cold and relying on the heater might make it too warm

So Binnie likes to use his own fur to warm you up if he notices you shivering

Also would not hesitate to bear his teeth at anyone who tries to hurt you

Changbin doesn’t really tell anyone this

But one of his proudest bear traits is his ability to vocalise like a bear

Which means that whenever he feels the need to protect you or whoever’s around him

He will growl like a bear

And it’s terrifying

You didn’t even know that Changbin could roar until one night when a stranger wouldn't take your ‘no’ as an answer and your boyfriend almost lost his mind

He pulled you behind him and grabbed the collar of their shirt and just roared at them

The stranger being a hybrid of a smaller bear species immediately scrambled off

But Changbin also immediately switches back into sweet, cuddly boyfriend the moment he turns back to you <3

Hyunjin

A sphynx hybrid

Very dramatic

Very loud

He has pink cat ears sticking out of the top of his head with a little black splotch on his left ear

He also has this naked pink tail that sticks out from underneath his shirt

Every minor inconvenience and Hyunjin’s meowing and whining to you about it and you think it’s funny every time he does

Like the time he misplaced his sock and was crying all over your shared home looking for it until he found it underneath the bed

His claws are retractable, so he usually hides them because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone on accident unlike Minho

He’s VERY cuddly both in human form and cat form

Hyunjin likes to do the ‘kneading the dough’ thing whenever you’re cuddling

And ends up leaving holes in your clothes because his claws would accidentally grab onto the fabric

Would also feel really bad afterwards because now he’s ruined your shirt

You reassure him that it’s fine

But Hyunjin’s dramatic also kinda wants an excuse to go shopping with you

So he cries about it and it leads to him dragging you to the mall so that he can buy you a new one

Ends up getting distracted at a cat cafe because he’s made conversation with one of the cats there

And he’s basically talking to them like he’s a middle aged wine mom talking about their weird husbands

You have to remind him what the goal is

But he’s so immersed in the conversation with the orange tabby that you can only watch in amusement

Hyunjin’s talking to it in English while the cat nods with it’s tail swishing every time he asks it a question, mewling every once in a while as a response

You watch with a smile on your face, chin resting against the palm of your hand as you listen

You can only gather that Hyunjin’s telling the cat about why you’re at the mall

And the cat turns to you with a bored expression on its face before meowing

“She says good luck on finding a new shirt”

You nod and reach out to pet the cat’s head as thanks

You and Hyunjin leave after a while

And soon, the trip to get one shirt turns into a shared shopping spree

Jisung

Kinda obvious but he’s a squirrel hybrid

He has a pair of rounded, light brown ears on the top of his head

A bushy light brown tail that bumps into everything whenever he’s in cramped spaces

And the CUTEST pair of brown eyes EVERRRRR

His squirrel trait is where he gets the habit of stuffing food into his cheeks whenever he eats

Ji’s really good at climbing

So he has this long ass piece of wood that he keeps in the living room of his home so that he can still climb something in squirrel form if he can’t go outside

He also has tiny black claws that he uses mainly for practicality when he's in human form

So stuff like cutting into plastic, through strings and to open mail

He just slides his finger across the top of the envelope and boom

Jisung’s quite clumsy

It doesn’t help that he has this huge, bushy tail behind him

He bumps you with it a lot and he’s always so apologetic over it

But it’s fine because it’s his tail and it’s soft and cute and it’s part of Jisung UwU

There were a couple of times where you would wake up and his tail would be tickling your sides

So you’d wake up giggling

And it would wake him up too

He’d turn around and immediately wrap his arms around your waist to cuddle into you

You love playing with his ears

Jisung’s really responsive whenever you pet his squirrel features

So if you touch his tail in public

He’s jolting forward like AHHH

And you like to gently rub his ears whenever you’re cuddling

Jisung usually ends up cuddling into you more because he really likes it whenever you play with his ears

He has a habit of making those squirrel squeaks whenever he’s uncomfortable

So in public, if he feels like he’s overwhelmed or wants to leave

He’ll cling onto your arm and start squeaking softly so that only you’re able to hear

And it’s an easy way for you to know that he wants to leave without him actually telling you

Felix

Horned owl hybrid

He has two sets of white and brown feathers that poke out from the top of his head and curls to the back

He does, however, have talons at his fingertips that he doesn’t really like because it gets caught on a lot of things

Has feathers running down his arms, but can’t actually fly in human form

His eyes are this beautiful amber colour

He also has a lot of hanging stuff in his house that he likes to fly back and forth to whenever he shifts into owl form

Absolutely loves doing the head spinning trick because you freaked out the first time you saw him do it as a human

Felix also has really light footsteps

So sometimes you don’t even hear him coming into a room and suddenly he’s beside you

Which scares you sometimes

Overall, Felix is just unintentionally scary.

Buuuut

Because he has really good eyesight at night

And because he’s nocturnal

He sleeps in the day

Which means that all of his work is done at night while you’re asleep

His hearing is intense which means that he could hear the smallest pin dropping in the kitchen from the bedroom

So when he hears something strange coming from the kitchen

He’s immediately crawling out of bed and peeking out of the bedroom door

That’s when he sees a spider crawling out from behind the fridge

A huge spider

Now, Felix does NOT like spiders

But he knows that if you wake up in the middle of the night to get a drink, then you’re going to be freaked out by too

But he should be able to toss it out the window in owl form

So Felix pops open one of the windows and shifts

His silent flying and sharp night vision make it a quick mission that’s executed without much hassle

He manages to grab the spider with his talons and just tosses it straight out of the window

By the time Felix has returned to the bedroom

You’ve woken up because you realised he wasn’t beside you anymore

So he climbs back into bed and lets you hold onto him while you fall back asleep

Seungmin

Labrador hybrid

Has a pair of golden ears flopping over the top of his head

Also has a golden tail that he usually hides because if he gets over excited then it’ll wag all over the place and might bump into things

Is a relatively quiet person and is also a quiet dog

He doesn’t say or bark that much

But you’ve come to learn how to read his body language

Because his posture both in human form and dog form speak his thoughts

Like whenever he’s standing tall then you’ll figure that Minnie’s probably uncomfortable or feels threatened

As quiet as he is

He’s extremely attentive to your needs as well

Seungmin’s able to catch your body language way quicker than you are at reading his

Which means that the moment you look uncomfortable, he’s immediately moving to stand beside you with an arm wrapped around you

Think of it as that TikTok trend that’s like ‘using my scary dog privilege’

In this case

Seungmin’s more than happy to be the scary dog that lets you walk around alone

He’d bark and bite at anything or anyone who would try to hurt you

Even in human form, he’d growl as a warning to other animal hybrids that are around you

Whenever you’re out in public, Seungmin tries to stay by your side just in case anything happens

But when he has to part from you to talk to another group of your friends

He keeps you in his line of sight

He’d always angle himself in conversations so that the person he’s talking to has their back facing you so that he’s able to see you

And when a cat hybrid suddenly approaches you

Seungmin’s more on the attentive side but he hasn’t gone into protective mode because you don’t look uncomfortable

But then your frame starts to shrink

He immediately changes his posture

Which scares the people around him because suddenly, Seungmin looks so scary

He waits a moment longer and the moment you start looking around the room for him, he’s shoved his drink into the hands of Hyunjin so that he can make his way over to you

He slings his arm over your shoulder and glares at the cat hybrid who’s now extremely intimidated by the presence of the labrador hybrid

Seungmin leans close to the cat and growls at them until they run off

He stays with you for the rest of the night and the way he stays in protective mode makes you feel safe

Until you get home and Seungmin’s back to this ball of cuddle fluff that you absolutely love (｡♥‿♥｡)

Jeongin

Fennec fox hybrid

Has a big pair of white fluffy ears that poke out of his head

Has a fluffy white tail that blends into a more golden colour that’s long enough to poke out from underneath his shirt

He has super insane hearing

Even if he has headphones in, he can hear the outside world

Bodes well for him because whenever you walk into his apartment, he’ll walk out immediately to greet you

He never actually feels hot or warm because his body heat radiates off of his ears

Is always cold in human form

In fox form, his fur insulates his body instead so he doesn’t feel much of a difference

Has a habit of not drinking for hours because he can get stuck in his fox form

Also has a habit of chewing on your desk plants if he deems them edible

Unfortunately for you, that means you’ll come home to your beautiful plant babies half eaten and munched away because your fox boyfriend wanted a snack

To solve this problem, you filled the fridge with berries and vegetables for whenever he feels like snacking

But sometimes he goes overboard and he pretty much eats everything he can find when he forgets to eat for a while

He’s a fox hybrid that doesn’t know how to shift on command

Usually he has this big urge to shift but he’ll be stuck in one form for a while before being able to switch

He doesn’t know any other fox hybrids

So Jeongin has to learn to control his animalistic instincts with the help of you!

His human partner

Lucky for the both of you

You have a friend who’s a red fox hybrid

She’s not a fennec fox

But she still shares similar instincts to Jeongin because they’re both fox hybrids

So now Jeongin comes to you with the biggest smile on his face whenever he’s accomplished something, gushing about how Fox Noona taught him how to shift on command

He’ll show you

And you watch as he shifts into this tiny little fennec fox with a big smile on his snout (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

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dandelioncrownns · 3 years

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random grishaverse facts/trivia (mostly tgt/kos, tbh), because i love useless details. Also, attempted organisation, because i like order too. + ft. my unwanted commentary

the darkling

has a sweet tooth

loves animals and nature in general

for those of you who have read demon in the woods, he got to meet the white tigers :)

his bedchamber walls are carved into trees bc he loves the woods

his favourite trees in particular are pine trees (or just evergreen trees in general)

he used to be afraid of the dark (many possibly worrying? interesting? implications to this; i won’t get into it here tho)

he likes bright colours, but wears black all the time basically for the aesthetic

he met his younger half-sister, Ulla, when he was a seer’s apprentice in Fjerda

the darkling is a musician! He plays the fiddle, and growing up, he played the balalaika and oud (i wonder if he can read tablature,,)

His father was a very powerful heartrender (maybe this is why the corporalki are valued so highly by him?)

genya

she got an amplifier between the end of R+R and the start of KoS (kestrel bones)

Genya used Dekora Nevich, the Ornamental Blade, to poison the King

It smells like cinnamon and is a warm golden colour

the royal family / nikolai’s bio family

the King once cut himself on his own sword

genya named the queen’s dog

until she was like 11, Genya was like the daughter the queen never had (omg i really wonder how Nikolai and Vasily felt about that? ik it’s not really mentioned, and Nik kinda acts like he just met Genya is S+S, but they must have been a lot closer, right?? I mean genya was almost always at the grand palace with Queen Tatiana, and nikolai just really wanted his parents’ attention, there must have been some kind of maybe one-sided jealousy/sibling rivalry thing, right?? I digress- for now)

also the queen in a dog person

p. sure Nikolai is a mommy’s boy

(possible explanation:) he looks exactly like his real father (except for his eyes). Nikolai even has the same laugh as Magnus

the queen was also fed up with Vasily and his horses

Vasily rides a white gelding horse and Nikolai rides a speckled grey horse (called Punchline)

speaking of, vasily is definitely a horse girl, but like... just the worst (darkling 🤝vasily)

Queen Tatiana’s letters to Magnus Opjer were “very racy”

She doesn’t approve of women in trousers

Linnea is ~1 year younger than Nikolai

she is good at math + studies engineering at ketterdam (I wonder if maybe she and Nikolai crossed paths when he was at uni- they’re around the same age, so maybe?)

The King and Queen hired a clown for nikolai’s 10th birthday (the worst birthday party he’d been to, inclusive of the night Vasily died, according to Nikolai)

Nikolai is afraid of spiders (and also clowns???)

nikolai:

he can juggle

Nikolai sucks at learning languages

he once spoke Fjerdan so badly a man named Knut offered him a ruby to stop

his Kerch seems pretty good tho

Nikolai met The Darkling when he was 14

Nikolai is a baritone (as is Jesper!)

In his free time, Nikolai writes bad poetry (remember that time he got stabbed w/ a letter opener bc his poetry sucked?)

he went through an emo phase/ existential crisis before becoming sturmhond.

during said emo phase, he wrote rhyming poetry pretty much exclusively

He also took philosophy classes at uni (PPE?)

alina:

alina tried on the same rose dress that the Queen watched vasily die in

Nikolai gifted Alina a VERY low-cut cobalt lace gown (In the words of Nadia, “The bodice might as well be cut to the navel.” )

Alina hates herring, but Zoya and Nikolai love it

She is VERY sarcastic and snarky!! I feel like this gets glossed over so much in the fandom, and just why?? (she’s so gloomy and over everything 90% of the time, i love it so much)

So this isn’t technically a fact-fact, but there is no way Alina wasn’t at least a little bit into women. Did you read how she talked abt genya? Zoya? there’s no way she wasn’t into them

Alina doesn’t really like hard cheese

zoya + zoyalai:

Zoya’s horse is called Serebrine

Zoya can use her lightning as a defibrillator (I’m sure other squallers can do this too with the right training)

Zoya likes Nikolai’s hands (and Nikolai likes Zoya’s feet lmao)

she has ‘weird (long?) incisors’

she definitely had a crush on Nikolai since Ruin and Rising

kaz:

Kaz grew up on a farm in Southern Kerch, in Lij

Kaz is a both a cat and a dog person (he just likes strays)

Matthias is a dog person, obviously

All the other crows are cat people

He likes hot chocolate

both he and nikolai like brandy

hates cereal

Kaz is obsessed with magic + likes puzzles

actually very funny if he wasn’t terrifying (honestly?? at leat 70% of his dialogue is just witty quips/jokes)

Kaz’s right leg is the one he broke, and the dregs usually get their tattoo on their right forearm

the other crows:

Jesper has been known to go line-dancing (and would like country music)

Mal and Jesper were friends in S+S!! (Probably) Jesper has a not-really-secret crush on sturmhond.

He also had a VERY not secret crush on Kaz before wylan, ofc

Matthias’ middle name is Benedik

Nina would win in an arm wrestling contest against Jesper

Inej has a thing for Kaz’s eyes

Nina was at the orphanage with the other grisha kids in R+R

In the opening scene of CK, Jesper was wearing a navy waistcoat with little gold stars (his fashion is just top tier honestly)

grisha- powers, etc.:

A solar eclipse would have no effect on the Darkling’s powers, but it would make it harder for Alina to summon.

Fabrikators can make flowers bloom

The twins have shark teeth amplifiers

Adrik and Leoni are saints

general world stuff:

Gay marriage is legal in Kerch!

there was a landbridge connecting Shu Han and Kerch but the council of tides covered it

Antimony is used as mascara

kruge is pale purple paper currency

ravkan currency has Nikolai’s face on it (ig not anymore tho?)

Hringkälla is celebrated on March 20th

the distance between Ivets and Os Alta is only about 100 miles? (i’m just going to willfully ignore this, because thats,, so small?)

Mermaids and dragons exist(ed) in the grishaverse

misc:

the daughter of the duke of ivets has a daughter who can play the harp

there is not fourth tale of krigi

The baroness Natasha Beritrova is fifty (as of KoS) and has lands near caryeva

Elke Marie Smit is from one of the most powerful Kerch families and is just 16 in KoS

Oncat is an orange tabby

Anya liked Joost a lot :( (I got way too attached to them at the start of SoC and was so sad + confused when they died lol)

david eats hard boiled eggs for his working days in the shops

‘Malyen’ is the Ravkan version of ‘Malcolm’ (very fitting)

Nikolai brought the kids at Keramzin toy boats + frequently sends Alina and Mal gifts

The triumvirate would also visit them every feast of Sankt Nikolai too :)

star signs / birthdays (ik the gv constellations aren’t the same as ours, but idc):

Inej: Cancer (june 21st - july 22nd)

Kaz: Capricorn (december 22nd - january 19th)

Nina: Leo (july 23rd - august 22nd)

Jesper: Gemini (may 21st - june 20th)

Matthias: Taurus (april 20th - may 20th)

Wylan: virgo (august 23rd - september 22nd)

Kuwei: aries (march 21st - april 19th)

Darkling: aries

Nikolai is most likely either a gemini or cancer (but he could also be a Leo or Taurus). Whatever it is, he is a summer baby.

Alina and Mal have the same birthday (they were given the Duke’s birthday when they came to the orphanage)

heights:

Jesper is 6’2” - 6’3”

Kaz is 6′

Matthias is 6’4

Nina is 5’9”-5’10”

Inej is 5’3” - 5’4”

Alina is ’short’ (5’3”?)

Mal and the Darkling are ‘tall’ (tbf, like all the characters are tall >:( I want my short people rights)

Nikolai (well, stumhond, but i think they’re the same height) is described by Jesper as tall (so 6’2”+?? why is everyone so tall??? I-)

Zoya is several inches shorter than nina (zoyalai height difference lets go)

Kuwei is slightly shorter than Wylan (who is about 5’8”?)

there’s definitely more, so if you made it this far and have any more, pls add to the list!

#grishaverse #six of crows #the grisha trilogy #the darkling #nikolai lantsov #alina starkov #king of scars #rule of wolves #<< mild spoilers #zoyalai #kanej #etc. lol #brain dump

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nahoyaglock · 3 years

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↬ KARASUNO AS COUPLE PICS! + headcanons

karasuno x gn!reader, headcanons, fluff

A/N! im so sorry that this is so long hhh + reblogs are appreciated and feedback is too :D i also did not read this over so im sorry if it sucks and theres errors

Daichi

Daichi would walk home with you since you lived nearby him

and since it was the weekend he thought he would hang out with you at your place

you two would stop at a nearby convince store, spliting up and searching the aisles for some ramen and chips

you ran over to the chips aisle after grabbing the ramen and saw daichi grabbing multiple bags

he shot you a big smile and you just scoffed and playfully kicked his shin

"we dont need that many bags daichi!"

"of course we do babe"

you left with 4 bowls of instant ramen and 7 different bags of chips

Sugawara

sugawara had planned this for a whole week

his sweet s/o had a hard week? prepare for some clingy bf sugawara and to be spoiled

he picked you up at 4pm to let you sleep in from staying up studying all night friday

once you arrived at the lake nearby his place, you saw the little picnic blanket

he had brought out a little speaker, playing some soft, relaxing tunes

you guys ate and talked, and even just watched the trees blow in the wind

you would hear a song you like, and you would pull sugawara to his feet to dance to the song

he would twirl you and at the end of the song he would dip you, kissing you softly

"thank you so much suga"

"anything for my sugar~"

Asahi

you were a very reckless person, and asahi loved that about you

he would always be by your side for all your adventures, but one day you decided to settle down

you invited asahi over to your small home, your parents out for the day

your small radio played some old tunes as asahi laid on your bed watching you tend to your plants or ramble on as you always did

you cuddled with him a for a few hours until you saw the orange rays come in through your window

"asahi! asahi watch the sunset with me!"

you shot out of bed and pulled your large boyfriend after you

you opened your window and sat on the window sill, swinging your legs around to the other side

being on a second floor, you started asahi

"Hey, be careful"

"get your big ass over here!"

he followed after you, sitting next to you and wrapped an arm around you as the two of you watched the sun set

Tanaka

fools. you are a pair of reckless fools

tanaka had proposed the idea of a late night hang out

you being just as wild you agreed, and thats how you found yourself with tanaka running around at night, nearly 1am

on your adventure, you found a shopping cart knocked onto its side, you and tanakas eyes meeting with a devious smirk

next thing you knew, tanaka had turned on his speaker and shuffled his spotify playlist as you climbed into the cart

"awe, i wanted you to push me!"

"slow poke! now push!"

he pushed you, running while you two shouted and laughed into the night, doja cat and NIKI playing on his speaker

i just know this mans is a doja cat fan

Nishinoya

nishinoya was a very energetic and fun person, and you were as well, but you just weren't as reckless

as you two walked down the road to your house, nishinoya rambled on and on about practice and his day

you didnt mind, being way less talkative than him, you liked to listen to him

he suddenly jumped into the air, a big happy and excited smile on his face as you could practically see a light buld above his head

"can we take a picture?"

"whats the catch?"

"okay okay, what if we do a handstand!"

you giggled at his request and he looked at you with hopeful eyes

"yes, but if i get hurt your gonna give me a piggy back!"

he sets up his camera against his school bag and sets the timer, running back to where you were

"okay okay, GO!"

you both did a handstand and held it until the timer went off and his phone clicked

Hinata

hinata loved going anywhere with you, as long as you were by his side he was already having so much fun

one day you asked him if he wanted to go to the beach, and he practically shouted in excitement

the next day, saturday, you two left in the morning to take a bus to the nearest beach, and hinata brought his bike

when you guys arrived he walked around with his bike as you ran around slightly ahead oh him in the sad

hinata had to watch over his bike so we couldn't run around with you, but then he got an idea

"hey, do you wanna go on a ride along the shore?"

"OH. MY. GOD. YES!!"

he hopped into his bike and you climbed onto the back, and you two ride along the shore at a decently quick pace

the air in your face made you feel free and you lifted your arms up, closing your eyes as you let the air hit you

hinata would take a quick glance back, but it was just long enough to see the beautiful look on your face that made him smile

Tsukishima

even though tsukishima was cold to everyone else, he was slightly less cold towards you, and hed never admit it but you made him soft

i hc tsukishima secretly being a soft boy who enjoys relaxing and reading in his alone time, sometimes even with you

one day you come over to surprise your boyfriend, his brother opening the door for you as you greeted him and his mother.

you made your way to his room and turned the door nob

"oh tsukki!"

you opened the door and saw your boyfriend laying in a pair of yellow and black plaid pajama pants and a navy green sweater, reading as some music played on his speaker

he groaned and closed his book as you walked over to his bed and jumped into his arm

"you had to come over today? you didnt even tell me."

"i like seeing tsukishima kei in his natural habitat"

you pulled a book out of your bag, one that you and tsukishima read together often and he pulled you into his lap and opened to where you had last read

the orange rays of the sun filled his room as you two read the book, soon falling asleep in each others presence

Kageyama

constantly everyday, this boy was trying to find a way to let you into his life or show his appreciation with more than just holding your hand

one day you guys were chilling on the grass infront of his home, his mothers music playing through the living room window, loud enough for you to hear

the sun was starting to set and a slightly blue hue painted the surroundings

"hey, do you dance?"

you were a bit shocked by that question since you were usually the one to ask random questions like that

"im not that good at it but sure, why?"

kageyama stood up and held out his hand

"may i have this dance?"

you laughed at his question and took his hand, pulling yourself up

"yes you may~"

kageyamas hand rested on your hip, your hand on his shoulder and your other hands were connected at your sides

you guys slow danced, mimicking a waltz, stepping on each others shoes occasionally

kageyamas cheeks were red the whole time as he twirled you and connected his hands with both of yours

he pressed a quick kiss to your cheek and you stared up in awe as your boyfriend shot a wide smile at you, one that you havent seen before

"y-your smiling!"

"w-what?"

"what did you do to kageyama!"

"i am kageyama!"

Yamaguchi

you and yamaguchi loved to be together, bestfriends and lovers, tsukishima falling victim to third wheeling, not as if he cared much tho

yamaguchi loves flowers almost as much as you do, so when he found this small flower field a few miles past his house he knew he had to take you there

you and yamaguchi walked hand snd hand to this "surprise" place he wanted you to see

when you were close, he covered your eyes and led you past the trees and rocks, placing you in the middle of the large flower field

"ready annnnndd.. open!"

you opened your eyes and froze in awe at the colorful flowers that dotted the field

you turned to your boyfriend and wrapped your arms around his neck, tackling him to the floor

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TADASHI!"

he winced softly as you whispered apologized and peppered his cheek in kisses and he just laughed

"I love you too y/n"

he turned to his side and plucked a daisy, smiling softly as he turned back to face you

he pushed some hair back behind your ear and placed the flower behind your ear, smiling widely as his cheeks turned a slight shade of pink

"i think you're the prettiest flower in the WHOOOOLE world!"

he placed soft kisses to your lips as you laid in the middle of the flower field

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k0kichiimagines · 3 years

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fluff alphabet: Shuichi Saihara X reader

[template by wonderwxlls]

[feel free to request any character with any letters or all!]

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Shuichi really likes your hands, he loves holding them, kissing them, having them run up chest. He also has a thing for thighs / chests.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He does! when you guys have been together for a bit he wouldnt mind having some, he'd be pretty nervous but very good with helping and caring for them. He also is the kind of person that somehow also gets babies to stop crying? how???

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

He love love loves spooning!! big or little either works for him, also the honeymoon hug / sweethearts cradle. he loves being able to see your face

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

okay no he plans so hard, he remembers everything you like and he really wants honest feedback. despite being more introvert he doesnt mind loud(?) kinda dates,, just not too often. he loves simple ones, picnics, cafes, reading (!!pls read w him hed loved it)

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

"you are my love"

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

slowly, he'd start to feel his heart flutter and butterflies etc,, hes no fool he'd know instantly..only issue is how to tell you

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

yes. very gentle, he'd never be rough (i see you kinky little shits, he would be sometimes during sex but only after asking you 11037 times if youre okay w it)

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

LOVES IT, its something so small that keeps him connected to you, fully holding or just the fingers,, he'd randomly bring your hands together and kiss yours.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

this literally depends on your personality, he thinks ure pretty tho

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

sometimes,, hes very insecure and struggles w depression and especially if hes just dealt w infidelity cases he might get a bit jealous,,

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

hmm~ well if youre more confident youd probably do the first, buut you never know even if u are he might go first ! overall his kisses are very gentle, even when theyre more passionate theres this softness behind it.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

if its you: his whole face would heat up and hed have the literal biggest smile on his smile 🥺 he'd stutter a bit before he'd say it back!! and kiss u (look he'd be a bit emotional)

if its him: itd take a lot of courage and he'd try to meet your gaze as he says it, holding your hands in his. when you tell him you love him too he smiles brightly and kisses u, while blushing ofc

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

small moments, coming home and seeing you there or waiting for you to come through the door, seeing you half asleep, saying up late and laughing over something stupid. the man is head over heels in love w you

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

hmm i feel like he'd love to! but to him gifts loose a bit of their meaning if you give them a lot, he'd randomly give you some though and theyre always very though out. also flowers. he gets you loads. (pls buy him some back)

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

whatever your favourite colour is! and colours you wear a lot

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

' my/love, honey, sweatheart, dear' 100%, if you use any others on him he'll probably pick them up

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

well novels

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

reading by the fire ! bonus points if its with you, he'd love to read to you with your head in his lap (or the other way around)

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

look this man just drowns himself in work, or locks himself in his room and doesnt eat or do anything for days its not healthy youre going to need to give him a hand

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

books, cases, random things hes done an in-depth study on at 3 am,, he loves listening to you talk about anything even if he doesnt know what it is,, he'll try his best to remember it all

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

reading, watching a few old movies,

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

look hes insecure. but he'd come to you with a bright smile if he solves a tough case !

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

proposes in private, in public makes no sense to him and makes him uncomfy, plus he doesnt want to say yes because everyones watching. hed make you a nice meal take you out, when you guys get back he'd be very clingy and nervous but then softly ask if you want to marry him, he had a whole speech but forgot it

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

line without a hook

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

yes!

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

a cat try and change my mind

#shuichi x reader #danganronpa imagines #danganronpa fluff #saihara x reader #shuichi saihara

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toorumochi · 3 years

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KaruShuu OTP Questions

Ah- I created ehhh 4?? I suppose KaruShuu head-canons posts today but do I regret it? Absolutely not, I loved it. So here you go, have another one, don't be shy, read it.

Also, please keep in mind that these head-canons are completely made up by me in a way of that it's just how I would see it sksksk also here, KaruShuu would be probably adults?? Also married??

Anyways, enjoy~ 🌸

Who is the most affectionate? Sinceee they got married, I'm sure the longer into the relationship, the more they have opened up to each other? Karma would be the type to wake up first in the morning and kiss Shuu good morning, but since Shuu is an early bird, he would wake up before Karma and make breakfast for him. Thats how he shows affection ❤️🧡

Most common argument? Sad to think that they NeEd to argue 🙄💅 but oh well- I thinkkk they would argue over super silly things. For example what to watch (If you have read my previous head canons, you will know what I mean by 'Shrek Marathons'):

"Let's watch something"

"Sure, what do you have in mind?''

Karma would just grin over to Shuu and Shuus eyes would widen, "Hell no"

"Absolutely ye-"

"Karma don't you dAR-"

They ended up watching (again for the 12 time this week) Shrek.

Who apologizes first? Karma apologies fly out of his mouth faster than they stop arguing. Karma would rather apologize than not let them talk for the next few hours.

Favorite (non-sexual) activity to do together? They enjoy getting massage! Ifff KaruShuu was too lazy to go out to get a professional massage for a few hours, they would do it to each other. (It usually ends with them making out later on but I'll delete that part)

Who is most likely to carry the other? Karma would carry Shuu ❤️😩 Ugh bridal style to embarrass him 💀💅

Nicknames?

For Karma, by Shuu: Tamponhead (I used this one in my fanfic and I will forever love it), Moron, Karma. Tbh, I don't think neither like these pet-names or nicknames since that think they are 'cringy'.

Tho, Karma has quite a few: Shuu (Main, he doesn't use 'Gakushuu' but when he does, Shuu melts lol), Pumpkin, Orange, pumpkin pie, Strawberry shortcake (bc he loves strawberries so why not call Shuu one 😌🤚🏻), Sugar cube (Idk I think it's cute, tho I don't know if that's even a nickname- 💀💀)

Also a note: They would definitely not use 'baby', 'babe', 'honey' bc- noooo 😩💀

Who proposes? Karma 💅

Who sings along with the radio? Karma would sing along but he is horrible at singing and Shuu makes him KNOW it by him singing and Karma shuts up but finds it hilarious at the same time.

Who worries most? Both do, depending on the situation. Shuu would be worried about stuff like paying taxes or things like that, meanwhile Karma is worried for Shuus health, if he is eating enough as well as getting enough sleep every night. Shuu is a hardworking bee after all ✨

Who always wants to take selfies with the other? Karma wants to, for example they are traveling somewhere for vacation and Karma wants to take as many pics as possible with his husband so he can later on put them into an album ❤️😩 (KaruShuu as a married couple >>>>)

Who likes to playfully tease the other? Ohhh~ Karma teases Shuu all the time, but there are times where Shuu would feel playful so he would tease back

Who has the weirdest taste in their music? Karma I'm begging you- his music taste changes every week and road trips are a disaster for Shuu

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Karma remembers because Shuu is always ordering the same things since he is minimalistic lol but Karma is a living chaos when it comes to food so Shuu can't remember it all.

Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other? Lmao no matter for how long they are already together, no matter if they are married, no matter how many times they had done it, Shuu would be the one to be embarrassed about it every time.

Who tops? ...Okay so here, personally as someone who writes Fanfics, Karma tops. Always. I just- I just can't imagine Shuu as a top?? my friends gave me some really valid reasons for Shuu to be a top but I just can't see it 😩

Who initiates kisses? Both I guess? But mostly Karma

Who reaches for the other's hand first? Oooo here an example! If they are driving in the car, and Karmas hand is free, Shuu usually reaches for it but as soon as Karma needs it to drive, he has to let go. Or if they are in the cinema - Shuu would definitely hold onto Karmas hand the whole time - as comfort, since they usually watch Horror movies together so yea 😌

Who kisses hardest? Who is most ticklish? Both is Karma, but when it comes to tickling, even tho Karma is more ticklish, he is also stronger than Shuu so he can easily pin him down and tickle him, just for the sake to see Shuu giggle which kills him bc God damnit isn't he adorable?

Who brings an animal they found home? Lol depends on the animal. I would say Karma is a cat person and Shuu is a dog person b u t Shuu is allergic to cats so they can't have cats. But I think if Karma would be the one to bring an animal home, it would be a dog.

Who holds the umbrella for the other when it's raining? Karma's shoe laces often get untangled, so when Karma bends to tie them, Shuu stands over him with an umbrella to keep the rain from pouring on him.

Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public? Karma 😭

Who kills the scary bugs? Oh lemme tell you about this one:

Shuu HATES bugs, since he always had the feeling of his father having a bunch of centipedes around himself whenever he acted manipulative and so on so he hates them. So one time when Shuu was taking a shower, and Karma was in the kitchen, Shuu suddenly screeched so Karma went to check on him. He walked onto a Shuu, covering himself with a towel and looking absolutely T E R R I F I E D at the ceiling, stuttering. Karma was hella confused so he looked up and oop here we go, a spider. Karma obv took the spider off the ceiling to free it, but first he had to tease and scare his husband a little by walking towards the shower stall, "Shuu look~ He wants to be friends with you~", the way Shuu screamed at this made almost all of the windows in the apartment break.

Who asks the weird questions at random in the middle of the night? Karma does that on a daily basis, but when Shuu is a little bit drunk, he would ask weird questions to which Karma never has an answer but he jokes around.

Who hogs the blankets? Karma hogs them and Shuu ends up having a cold the next morning 😭

Who wakes up first? Shuu is an early bird, but Karma wakes up first for work.

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer? On weekends, they both stay in bed a bit longer to cuddle ❤️💕

Who always makes coffee for the other each morning? Karma makes coffee for Shuu before he leaves for work 🥰

Who cries during certain films or when reading sad books? Lmao Karma cries during Shrek every time the scene comes up where Shrek had an argument with Donkey 😔

Who gets scared during horror films? Shuu 😩😩 He would (as said before) take Karmas hand for comfort

Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first? Lmao none since GakuHOE is well, a hoe so they won't trust him b u t I have the feeling of Karmas mom being actually super supportive?? But they wouldn't tell her, she would just get the hint and then when she receives the wedding invite she goes "oh-".

What do their friends/family think of the relationship? Rio was shipping this since the beginning of middle school aight, she loves it and she even threw a party for them. #IstanRioNakamura

Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them? Karma would ask Shuu to dance obv but Shuu would go along 😩💕

Who cooks best? Karma! And Shuu loves his cooking! :D

Who wears the other's jacket? Shuu is the one to wear long coats, and Karma those thicc jackets. Shuu usually gets super cold even with the coat on, so Karma gives Shuu his jacket on top of the coat lol.

Who uses cheesy pickup lines? Karma- anywhere. Have an example:

"Hey Shuu, could you feel the shirt?", he asked Shuu while they went shopping and Karma wAsN't sure about his T-Shirt choice so Shuu was running his fingers slightly over Karmas chest with the shirt still on and thinking about the material, then Karma went: "Know what it's made of?", and Shuu looked at him and was about to answer him, but Karma was quicker and continued, "Boyfriend material", ObViOuSlY with a grin and Shuu was a gay blushing mess 💅 but then Shuu went along, "What do you mean boyfriend? I can only see Husband material", and tuRNED AWAYYYYY~

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear during inappropriate times? AAAA I T H I N K I've written sum like this before- So two things that happened:

KaruShuu were invited to a funereal or sum and pls the church was quiet and stuff but obv Karma had to joke around and he leaned over to Shuus ear and whispered a joke into his ear which made our stubborn Shuu giggle and the church was this close👌 to throw them out lmao

Shuu was at work, and Karma likes to call him randomly, but oh well Shuu picks up and Karma starts to tease him over the phone maybe something very sexual stuff (knowing Karma he would) and Shuu just- he is sitting at his desk and his workers are giving him looks about why is he blushing so much.

Who makes the other laugh most? Karmas jokes always make Shuu laugh, sometimes even cry since they are hilarious.

Who would have to bail the other out of jail? Oh my God- Shuu would have to bail Karma out of jail maybe during college years, but I think Karma would mature a bit more as an adult

What would be their theme song? YOOO- A WHOLE PLAYLIST WOULD BE NEEDED-

Who would sing their child back to sleep? OOO!! Karma would be the type to read stories, but Shuu would sing them to sleep :D

What do they do when they're away from each other? I can imagine that they both have those business trips from time to time, so when they are apart, they FaceTime each other every evening to check on each other. Yes indeed they must stay at fancy hotels for their business trips and they are being served food, but they still check that the other one is eating and sleeping well. Oh and good morning and goodnight texts™️🥰

A headcanon about them that stabs your feels? Oh- oH GOD- That maybe they tend to act very distant at first in their relationships?? Or more cold? For example Shuu, he would not really know nor show much affection to Karma and Karma at first thinking that Shuu doesn't love him at all (which isn't true bc Shuu loves him deeply) but then he after some time figures it out when Shuu opens up to him more.

A headcanon that mends the previous one? That they both after some time spend together, have the opportunities to open up to each other, know each other better as well as find out each others weaknesses and strengths which makes their relationship stronger. I absolutely love them ❤️😩

#KaruShuu #I wrote this for over 2 hours pls save me #I love them I will dedicate anything to them #Karma x Gakushuu #Karma Akabane #Karma #Akabane #Gakushuu #Asano #Gakushuu Akabane #Headcanons #assassination classroom #AssClass

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glossolali · 2 years

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EXU Kymal Part 1 Liveblog

- ooooh I am so excited to get back to exu world!!!

- idk what look aabria's giving but I LOVE it

- THE OPENING!!! Every time I see the Trent vs. Essek one I lose it but also the NEW ONES?? those were very specific choices?? Imogen and Bertrand? and the Opal one?? uhhhhhhhh

- BELOVED WYVERNWINDS 😭😭😭 I missed them a lot

- I missed all of them tbh (gonna be sad about Orym and Fearne not being here tho)

- HUH did I miss this before?? Dorian knows Gilmore?? Not Gilmore being the gay sanctuary of Exandria tho...

- greatest fear is losing his brother... 🥺

- LOOOL he's been here for 2 minutes and dariax is already demonstrating how to use his singular braincell

- LMAO of course Cyrus is already flirting with the new PC

- and they're already bullying her lol

- FYRA RAI my beloved browbeating the assholes at the bar and protecting the girls YESSss

- LOL Morrighan is ridiculous she belongs with these idiots

- ofc he had a bunny named cat GOD

- my fave CR trope by far is the unreliable narrators (jester, laudna, fearne, dariax) lmao

- LMAO WYVERNWINDS have ploys? and one is called Bromance???

- "HI BIG LADY" OPAL 😂 and uhhhh smearing the ichor all over the fur lady very good

- the little orange freckled tiefling Jenois?? he must be protected at all costs

- weeeee the Nameless Ones are here

- One of my fave things about Aabria DMing is that whatever she says is canon in Exandria, including that The Clasp all wear black with lots of buckles LOL

- LMAO the Scanlan name drop and Matt facepalming

- matt mercer why would you drop a Molly ref like that..... "we're already leaving it better than we found it".....

- Bronte "Second Son" Wyvernwind and Cyrus "Second Blue Boy" Wyvernwind lmao

- "are we killing this guy?" "no, no, no.. well...."

- dariax giving Cyrus the talk like "don't get me wrong we don't THINK but sometimes we do" LOL

- LMAO Jenois knows Denise

- a cover of BEADS OF LOVE

- how are these guys not dead yet lmao

- this poor boy... Cyrus thinking saying something encouraging gives inspiration 🤣

- Uh oh

- OOOH we love a fancy boy.. the way Dorian cast hypnotic pattern is so fun (flavoring spells is such a good skill)

- "the sexy pedestal"

- UHHH DARIAX? it's so funny how he scared himself with how he killed everyone at first and just went mad lad after

- ooh brumestone in Taldorei.... the plot thickens

On to the next one!!

#exu spoilers #exu #exu kymal #critical role #cr spoilers #cr #glossopost #cr liveblog #long post

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rottingflovver · 4 years

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Random relationship (and just general stuff) headcanons for the ADA squad!!

Atsushi Nakajima 🐯

Soft boi

Smells like strawberries and vanilla

Don't question me on this, he just does

Also probably adores eating strawberries and vanilla, alongside ice cream and anything sweet really, but like, in moderation (it's gotta be a soft food tho)

He also likes fruits and veggies

A healthy boi

His ideal date would be sightseeing, just walking around town with his s/o and admiring the scenery

Would try to be really cheesy and say something like "you're prettier than any location we've been to" but he'd get too embarrassed halfway through so it would just come out as a stammering mess

He's adorable tho, you love him

When sleeping, if you sleep in one bed, he'd legit be like a big cat (no pun intended)

He'd be so warm, and his arms would be wrapped around you in a soft embrace

Prone to having nightmares so please comfort him

Ozamu Dazai 💀

The literal opposite of a soft boi

What I mean by this is that he's a straight up f-boy

Don't @ me, it's official; he's left every woman he's ever been with crying

But don't worry, once he gets attached to you, he'd be all giddy and happy whenever you even exist around him

My dude adores coffee (+ alcohol!)

Doesn't really eat much (please force him to eat more) but he's a sucker for sweets (I feel like he'd be really picky tho, like "no this brand of chocolate is absolute garbage I only eat the finest *insert niche brand literally no one has EVER heard of*"

We love him for it

He'd also really be into salty snacks, anything that has a crunch to it really

Did I mention that he smells like washed out Cologne mixed with his natural scent (+ the most recent way he tried to commit not-living)

His ideal date would be a coffee-date

He knows it's not much but that's where he feels the most relaxed and happy, so he wants you to experience that with him as well

Unlike Atsushi, this boy can FLIRT

Expect a cheesy remark every few seconds

It comes to the point where it's actually kinda annoying

Once you start firing it back at him (it's gotta be something sincere tho) he'd be flustered and kinda flabbergasted

Is also prone to nightmares, but don't expect to see this side of him unless he REALLY really trusts you

Kunikida Doppo 📚

Stoic boi

Idk how to explain this but I feel like the 🗿 emoji really represents him

Also he smells the most normal out of everyone ㅡ literally just some kinda nice perfume and neutral, washed out shampoo (by neutral I mean that you can't really identify what it is, but it's nice)

I feel like he'd be warm

Like not to Atsushi's level, but he'd be a good heat provider if it ever gets windy or rainy

Not to mention how comforting his hugs are, although, extremely awkward (he's so inexperienced with them Lord help him)

Also a sucker for coffee but that's because it's the only thing keeping him sane (and awake, Kunikida go to bed challenge)

He's a really good cook

Like it surprises you how many dishes he actually knows how to make, given how much time his work occupies

He's also more like your dad (or even mom tbh) than your boyfriend, because he's always nagging cuz of some idealistic criteria you failed to meet (ie. "cLeAn YoUr RoOm")

That's why his preference for dates are dates that don't even feel like them

It's literally just everyday activities

Going shopping together? Sure, he's down, gotta get it done anyway and it's nice to have company. You want him to teach you how to make a certain dish? Geez, finally, it's about time you start doing that yourself. You wanna join on a mission? That's a bit too dangerous, but you can meet him afterwards

Like do you get what I'm saying

It's so obvious you two have a thing for each other but he's just so damn dense and yet somehow gets super flustered at the same time

Compliment him on something he's insecure about and he'll be a mess for like 10 whole minutes (by this I mean he genuinely won't be able to utter a word)

Akiko Yosano 🦋

She listens to girl in red

Okay maybe not, but she definitely stans Dreamcatcher

I'll stop you get the point

Her favorite LOONA solo is Heart Attack

(That was the last one I swear)

But fr tho, she looks and acts scary but she's a whole sweetheart

Kind of cold but it's okay you can warm her up (melts if you do that)

Really scared of letting people get too close to her, but if you keep insisting and being nice to her she'll have to accept your love

ALSO fond of coffee (seriously what's with these people) and a mediocre cook (she's trying ok)

Will always be down to try and make something with you, whatever the dish may be

Smells like oranges and roses (not mixed, obvi on different days it's a different vibe)

Also sometimes has a lingering aftertaste of blood due to her job at the ADA and you're kinda just like 😶 about it because?? Do you tell her?? Does she know?? What do you do???

Pain.png

Hint: you should definitely tell her tho

SHE FINALLY HAS A CONSISTENT SHOPPING BUDDY

Although she doesn't force you to carry everything around like she forces everyone else to, because you're special ✨

That would also be your assumption on what her favorite date is, but she can actually be pretty romantic!

Don't expect anything grandeur tho, it's just a fancy dinner date at a restaurant

Poor bb has been planning and saving up for this for months now so please appreciate it

She sleeps like a rock

She's just straight, like a soldier

Oh the irony

But I feel like if you were to hug her she'd instantly melt into your embrace

Is ALSO prone to nightmares (seriously what's with these people) but she doesn't wanna bother you with them

Edogawa Ranpo 👓

Praise him

Please

He has a praise kink

So please praise him

He's surprisingly soft

Maybe it's all the sweets he eats, but he's both soft to hug and soft personality wise

Oh yeah did I mention he emits an aura of candy

Like he walks into the room and you don't even have to look to know that it's him, cuz it'll just smell like sweets all of a sudden

Speaking of, he really adores them

To the point where you'll have to force him to eat something healthy from time to time as well, I mean, seriously, that much sugar CANNOT be good for you

If you give him some homemade baked goods (ei. cupcakes, brownies, cake, ect.) listen he will LITERALLY lose it

You're his angel now

No not even that, you're a GODDESS/GOD to him

(Yes he's that dramatic)

He likes taking you to see detective movies with him where he figures out the killer in the first 3 minutes

Also he gets lost so gosh darn easily; never ever let him out of your sight or he'll just be gone forever

Other than that, he lets you organize and plan the dates, cuz he thinks you could do a way better job at being romantic than he ever could

He's really okay with anything you wanna do ㅡ he's just happy to be with you

(Just don't take him to someplace where he can't eat candy)

Force him to eat spicy food and he's breaking up with you nckdndjc

When sleeping together, he's sprawled out across the mattress

In many ways he's just a big teddy bear, you can climb on top of him and sleep there and he'll just be chill with it

These next few ⬇ are only friendship hcs bc a sis doesn't wanna go to jail

Kenji Miyazawa 🐄

Baby boy, baby

Listen I can't explain it but he smells like grass and that fresh air country smell

Like you just know he does

LOVES getting head-pats

Loves giving them too!!

He's so confused when it comes to city stuff, so he'd much rather chill with you somewhere on a grass field

Expect to play a lot of tag and hide n seek with him!! It'll be extra fun if he drags Kyouka and Atsushi with him as well

Sometimes he'll randomly drop a country fact that seems so obscure to you (think; that one time he mentioned they just throw criminals off a cliff) and you'll just stare at him like; 👁 👄 👁

He loves to eat

Literally anything

"I love cows but I love eating them too"

He mentioned before that he shouldn't eat a lot cuz he has no power when full but you can't just??let him starve??

Give him an apple and water and he'll be fine

Introduce him to arcades and he'll get hooked in a matter of seconds

Kyouka Izumi 🌺

baby girl, baby

Loves to go sightseeing like Atsushi

Kind of stoic in the beginning but as she slowly warms up to you she'll be smiling all the time

Brings out Demon Snow to protect you if a leaf falls a little too threateningly

Cdndjdj no but fr ㅡ she never really had friends that accepted her and wanted to spend time with her so she really doesn't want anything to happen to you

You have to remind her that she's just a kid; she should be allowed to relax and enjoy the moment for a bit

Smells like flowers and death

The death part of it fades away with time

Spends a lot of time with Atsushi!! Meaning you will spend a lot of time with Atsushi as well

If you don't like him I'm sorry but you two just can't be friends

She has no idea what counts as friend activities and what doesn't so expect her to either: a) not propose anything, or b) propose totally obscure stuff

But if something cute catches her attention she'll make an attempt to guide you to it

Like if she thinks you two should eat ice cream she'll stare at a nearby ice cream shop intensely

Sadly missing Junichiro and Fukuzawa cuz I just don't know enough about them 😔 we sad

#bungou stray dogs #atsushi Nakajima #bsd #dazai osamu #kunikida Doppo #akiko Yosano #edogawa Ranpo #kenji miyazawa #izumi kyouka #atsushi x reader #kunikida x reader #dazai x reader #yosano x reader #ranpo x reader #headcanons #bsd headcanons #bsd hcs

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veiledsilver · 3 years

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Top five moments you've felt like the universe was messing with you.

Oh boy everyone get ready this is a long list. In descending order, from mildly funny looking back on it to "oh god oh shit oh fuck":

5. Catfishing: College Edition

In 6th grade, I decided to apply to colleges early to see how they were like. I was scared that if they knew I was too young, they'd arrest me. So I created a gmail account as my persona, a white 12th grader named Emilie Alexander. Emilie was planning to go into nursing, dating a high school linebacker named Kyle Kenderson, and deathly allergic to bee stings. If she even came near a bee, she would die.

This part was of the utmost importance.

See, I was constantly paranoid that one day, the jig would be up- I might forget that my fake last name was Alexander. Or the college dean might come knocking at my door and tear up my home in his mad search for Emilie. If that happened I would fake her tragic death, presumably caused by one big fucking bee.

I secretly collected my information. What nearby states were the prettiest to visit. Which colleges were the safest and most affordable. How often they held courses that I liked. In my emails with colleges I tried to sound as mature and professional as possible.

Then, one day, a college member asked me what high school I was in, so they could check my records.

My blood froze.

It was time to bring out the bee.

In response to their question, I sent an email that was like this:

"Dear Mr. McLaughlin, I was a proud graduate of- ugh! Ah! Kyaaaa! Uwaa! W-w-what's this... huge goddamn bee doing here?! Eek, pardon my foul language! It's just that, as I told you earlier, being stung by a bee would kill me.... and now it's stung me thrice (three times)!!

What do I do?! I can't die... I've always wanted to attend your beautiful college...

But this is... the end...

Mr. McLaughlin...

*looks at you sadly*

Tell... my mother... I loved her...

*dies*"

He never responded, probably because he was rendered speechless, but I never touched that account again.

My private gmail for fun stuff like tumblr still has "Alexander" as a surname, though.

4. Wild and Authentic

Alright. Alright. So. My art teacher in middle school.

Right off the bat, they endeared themselves to the tumblr art kids- they proudly used they/them pronouns, dyed their hair vibrant colors, deeply encouraged OC creation, and was chill with any art style even if it was anime. Mx. Mason was very cool, except for one thing.

We had complete artistic freedom when it came to their assignments, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.

Drumroll, please.

Take a deep breath if you must.

Ready?

...

Cats had to have extremely distinct whisker pores.

YES, they believed that modern depictions of cats were too streamlined. Too... idealized. As a cat owner themselves, they were convinced that society's vision of cats did not do their feral feline ancestors justice. In making their faces flawlessly smooth-furred, we were stripping the cat of its true nature.

I found this out the hard way, when I was drawing warrior cats fanart for class (it was of Firestar cuddled in the arms of an orange haired anime catgirl who was his reincarnation in my first ever comic series, Warriors Neko Desu! ♡ Heart Academy Dokidoki).

Mx. Mason came over to look at my magnum opus, and I expected them to have their socks knocked off at my artistic talent. They lifted up my drawing for all to see, and I smugly leaned back in my seat.

Only for them to launch into a passionate lecture about how, in neglecting to draw whisker pores on cats, I was DENYING THIS FICTIONAL CAT OF ITS WILD AUTHENTIC SELF.

My friends absolutely lost it when I told them this story, and there was a period of time when all our discord nicknames were wild and authentic too.

As for Firestar and his counterpart Hoshineko Orenji-chan, I never did give them wild authentic whisker holes, but that's to be expected of a kittypet, I guess.

3. Stan Jungkook Or Whatever

A couple years ago, my family and I flew to Seoul, South Korea, to visit our relatives and teach me more about my heritage. It was very nice! I got to visit shrines and festivals and palaces, and I was in awe that this was what my ancestors had once seen in their daily lives.

Then, when we went to the modern side of Korea, I realized just how much I didn't fit in.

It was clear that I didn't know how to act, or how to speak Korean, and I spent my days fumbling around and getting scammed multiple times by salesmen. But I clowned myself the most... during an interactive event with kpop stars.

They had this experimental event where holograms of the boys would sing onstage and dance in place of the actual idols. Before the show began, girls could stand in booths that scanned their appearances, and holograms of THEM could dance onstage with the hologram boys.

I didn't know this.

When Cousin Ae-cha told me to step inside one of the machines, I thought I'd be hilarious and stand backwards, so it would scan the back of me instead of my front. As I walked out, I saw other girls putting on their best makeup, cutest clothes, and most expensive accessories, and I slowly realized that I was in danger.

But the danger didn't come until halfway through the concert, where the boys looked eagerly off-stage and a holy staircase appeared and all the hologram girls descended from heaven. There were cherry blossoms. There were roses. There was me, among the crowd of beautiful airbrushed girls, walking backwards.

I felt the judgemental gazes of twenty girls and their mothers.

Each boy danced with a girl, who got a cute animated moment with special effects, and sang about how they found a dream girl to have a true love romance with. Finally, all the girls vanished except one, and it was me.

One of the boys didn't dance with any girls, and now he was all alone in the rain, feeling dejected that HE did not find his true love girl to have a dream romance with. Then the rain stopped, the sun came out, and I emerged. Still backwards.

He was thrilled and sang about how my face (that he didn't see) stole his heart, and now everyone in the audience was giggling, and he slowly brought me very close to kiss me... but because I was backwards, his nose was cutely nuzzling my hair.

The audience members- at least the adults- were now laughing their asses off. His lips met the back of my head, and together we vanished into the wind.

I'd say I couldn't show my face there ever again, but I never did show my face, so... hm...

2. Horrid Little Temptress

If I wasn't a minor, I'd need a drink before starting this story. Sadly, I cannot drown my sorrows- and neither should you after you hear this, because it's only fair.

Mrs. Appleby was my Spanish teacher in like, 9th grade. Even the wild and authentic art teacher thought she was insane. Appleby forced kids to brew tea for her and yelled at them when they didn't get it right, and I thought she had a chronic squint until I realised she just did that to mock me and my Asian eye-folds. She forced us to watch Dora the Explorer to "absorb knowledge." Everyone fucking hated Mrs. Appleby.

But the worst thing she ever did... was during the school festival.

See, whenever she's angry, she zooms right into kids' faces to scream at them. Her wrinkled flesh would blot out the goddamn sun and all you see are her bloodshot yellow eyeballs so victims just stayed rooted to the spot like cornered animals or something similar. This is important.

Because when she was sampling her own brownies (read: hoarding them so no one else could eat them), one parent foolishly decided to grab one and she thought it was a student and she grabbed his wrist so hard she could've nearly snapped it and... and... zoomed into his face.

Except she underestimated his height and kissed him by accident, but it was more like her mouth was sucking in his face like a vacuum.

His wife was shrieking like an ape. His kid, my classmate, saw his social life flash before his eyes.

In her defense, she did not mouth to mouth with him on purpose and afterwards she cried in the bathroom and when I foolishly followed her in to comfort her, because I am a teacher's pet through and through, she snatched the paper towels I got for her and wailed that she was a-

A-

HORRID LITTLE TEMPTRESS.

If I had decided to not be kind, I never would've heard that string of fucking words. But I did. And I paid for it dearly. The end.

1. Violence IS The Answer, Sometimes

Thomas, my dearly detested.

Back in sixth grade, I used to have a crush on him because he had the surfer boy look with nicely tanned skin and pale blond hair and the clearest aquamarine eyes I've ever seen. He also liked surfing and swimming. He seemed like the perfect little trophy waifu except for one absolute dealbreaker.

He and his parents were extremely conservative and so, when I told him I liked him, his response was basically "haha no you're a [slur] and would probably eat my dog."

I was horrified and ran away to cry. But then, by the next day, I decided I needed to punish him. Thomas walked in before class started and I was waiting for him with these hands. I kicked him so he doubled over, slammed his face into his chair's seat, and quickly clambered on top of him to SIT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. He started shaking and twitching and trying to pry me off, but eventually he went limp and stopped moving.

I thought he fell asleep, but Mohammed, another classmate who was bullied by Thomas, told me that Thomas might never wake up again (not that he was very sad about this. I didn't know until later, but Thomas said slurs at him too).

While I was sitting on the guy, he'd straight up passed out from the lack of oxygen.

Screaming and crying, I told our homeroom teacher that Thomas suddenly fainted, and she was the type of Caucasian that thought all little Asian kids were sweet and innocent, so it didn't even cross her mind that? It might've been me? Who sat on his head when she walked in?

He was sent home early that day. I had to go to a different school next year because Thomas's mom threatened legal action. The only reason I didn't get punished further was because my rich cousins out-Karen'd her and donated a huge amount of money to the school to keep them quiet.

Anyway, I never did anything that insane ever again, because something like that is enough for a lifetime. My cousins made it clear they would never back me up again. I was sure this whole event would be put behind me, too.

But last fall, during my first day of online learning... who did I see in my zoom meeting... BUT THOMAS! I had my mic and camera off, but the moment he saw my name, his face went pale. His soul would've left his body, but then it would've gone to hell, so it wisely decided to stay inside.

Still, out of shame and embarrassment, I never turned my camera on for the rest of the school year.

#asks #there you have it #i feel like I'm confessing my sins to the pope

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Emily Prentiss Fluff Alphabet

warning: this wasn’t proofread

word count: idk

a/n: i was supposed to put this out about a week ago, but the power went out as i was writing it.

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Emily adores your eyes. She can’t help but stare into them when you guys talk. Even when your not talking to her, she loves to stare at the dreamy orbs. You’ve definitetly caught her staring at them a handful of times.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Emily Prentiss is neutral on the subject. She’s not against having kids, but if her partner wants one she wouls support it.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

After you had moved in together, in the first few weeks you often spent long nights on the couch eating chinese takeout tangled in each others’ arms. Since then, cuddling is natural to you two. Almost anytime you make a meal she comes around and from behind engulfs you in a hug. On hard days, you guys will spoon. Sometimes Emily is the big spoon and sometimes she’s the little spoon, this all depends on who needs comfort though.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Emily likes quaint dates like going to the park and having a picnic to trying new foods at resturants.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

Emily says you are my home. Emily sees you as a person she can always talk to no matter what.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

After a hard case involving women who looked like you. Ever since that case, she knew she was in love with you because she wanted to protect you more than she had ever wanted to protect someone before. When she got home, the first thing she did was see you and tell you that she loves you.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Yes! Emily is a gentle and affectionate lover. When she holds you, she runs her fingers through yout hair and gives you soft kisses. Emily also loves it when you do it to her.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

Yes, everywhere. Emily isn’t afraid to show her love for you in public. You guys like to hold hands by locking pinkies.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

From the moment Emily met you she felt amazed from deep within her heart. On the outside she tried not to show it at first though.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

YES YES YES

Okay, so one time you guys went clubbing with the girls of the BAU. This one guy hit on you, so she made out with you roughly. Then Emily looked at the guy with a stare and put her arms around your shoulder.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Kisses in public are gentle and sultle, but when you guys hve alone time hey’re passionate and sweet.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

Emily told you that she loved you for the first time, after she came back from a hard case.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

Late one night, she stumbled into your bedroom after a case. You drew her a hot bath and gave her a message.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Emily likes to buy you so something every once in awhile, but your relationship is about experiences it’s not materialistic. Your relationship is about having going to parks, museums and being intimate. Your relationship with Emily is about enjoying the little things.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Gold, everytime Emily see’s it she’s reminded of your golden personality and beautiful smile. When she looks at gold she thinks of all the good and rich things about you.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

ALRIGHT SOOOOO, im convinced that Emily would call her partner babe.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Her favorite non modern thing is when you bake together.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Emily and you like to cuddle on days like these. You lay on top of her and she has her arms around your waist as she gives to sweet kisses. After the cuddle fest, you guys like to get up and bake while listening to old music like the Beatles.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Emily goes to you when she needs comfort. She’ll just go up to you and you’ll giver her a giant hug.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

anything, your days, food. Basically anything that makes you guys happy .

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

After a long days stressful days at work, you draw Emily a bath and drink wine with your arms around her in the bath.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

Emily loves to show you off. She loves to take you anywhere she can. She isn’t afraid to show the world how much she loves you.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

I think Emily would propose on a lazy day at home, when your baking or taking a bath. emily’s proposal would definitely be chill tho

X = Xylophone (Songs that remind you of them)

505 - Arctic Monkeys

Lost in the Supermarket - The Clash

Black and White - Niall Horan

Checkmate - Conan Gray

Girl Crush - Harry Styles

Woman - Harry Styles

Upper West Side - King Princess

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Always, Emily knew from the moment that she loved you, that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with you.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

A cat duh, Sergio.

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