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watcher0033 · 10 months

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Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

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cemeterything · 1 year

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plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

#🐉#men!!! if you think your gf looks hot in her outfits ask her if you can try them yourself. results may surprise you.

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tightsstuff · 28 days

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thealogie · 4 months

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Hugh Laurie really said can you please shut the fuck up bro this reporter and I are trying to cook here

#house md #rich coming from the guy who started talking about how hot house is when asked why Wilson hangs out with him

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hon3y-y · 4 months

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Obsessed! Choso who wants to give you the world and is attached to you by the hip. Can’t be 5 feet away from you and needs your physical contact at all times. When you demand personal space and time to yourself he cries to you and begs you to stay. He succeeds by eating you out while crying. You try to push him away but he’s too strong.

He’s not controlling at all! He trusts you, he just doesn’t trust anyone else. Especially your annoying and bitchy friend who makes comments about how you’re “too young to be locked down.” It made his teeth grind, she made his teeth grind. He didn’t trust her, and he didn’t want her to corrupt your perfect mind.

After attempting to convince you for an hour to not go, trying things like asking you nicely to full blown on his knees begging, he decided to take a different approach.

He had you pressed against the door, basically sitting against his face and his arms are wrapped under your thighs to limit your movement. You try to push him away, letting out choked gasps as he just pulled you closer. His strong grip left you defenseless, gripping onto his hair and the wall as his nose brushed against your clit and tongue pushed into your weeping hole.

He’s messy, face soaked from tears and your juices, big eyes staring up at you, so puffy and wet. His little hiccups as he sucks on your clit make you pout, “c-choso, breathe baby—“ he cuts you off with a hum as he shakes his head ‘no’, more tears gathering in his eyes. Do you not want him? Is that why you’re so eager to leave?

He has no choice but to eat you out until you’re slumped over, babbling incoherent words as he draws another orgasm out of you. It’s now you who’s crying, your body feeling so weak and your ears constantly ringing. Choso weakly licked at your sore pussy, making you twitch with every drag of his tongue.

He pulls away, tears dried against his face and the sadness replaced with cocky smirk as he allows you to lean on him for support. “Still feel like going out babe?”

A/n; Thought I posted this before? Oh well.

#jjk #choso x female reader #choso x you #jujutsu kaisen choso #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #choso smut #smut #choso kamo #choso x reader #jjk choso #drabble #ask #he’s so hot

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killldeer · 9 months

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UPS WORKERS HAVE REACHED A DEAL THAT MEETS THEIR DEMANDS AND AVERTED A STRIKE!!!

EDIT 7/27/23: please reblog this version of the post instead! it provides a fuller picture of what’s going on and explains why this isn’t over yet.

#i know that this is tumblr and we love our Hot Strike Summer here but THIS IS GOOD!!!! THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!#workers got the terms they were asking for without having to forgo work and pay to do it #and the ppl who would be hardest-hit by supply chain issues (i.e. those who need particular medications supplies etc) will be safer as well!#labor rights #ups #ups strike

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marzipanandminutiae · 1 year

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the brightly coloured skinny jeans that Teens wore in the late '00s and early '10s were meant to denote where you stood in gang hierarchy. salmon was the highest rank and meant you had killed someone.

I think the funniest part of this is that, if you'd floated this idea at the time, at least some parents would have believed you.

#ask #mighty-meercat #fashion history hot takes #ask meme #ask game

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nouverx · 1 month

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Hi hi ! If you’re still doing drawing requests, if you are, how about human alastor (+ his funky red glasses) with curly hair?

Hi hi! Sorry it's more wavy than curly but that's how I always imagined him as a human so- here you go

I discovered this cosplay of human Alastor on ig the other day and I loved it so much that's kind of the vibe I was going for while drawing. This cosplay makes me feral you can't even imagine

And here I go, crushing on his human form as well 🙈 oopsie

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #human alastor #ask #art request #autodesk sketchbook #I AM SO PROUD OF MY OWN SKETCH WHAT???? WHAT GOT INTO ME???#I AM SIMPING SO HARD OVER MY OWN VERSION OF HUMAN ALASTOR I NEED TO BITE SMTH #my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is hot >>>

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sassydistresseddamsel · 2 months

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You are under arrest for not buying my contents how do you want to be cuffed in your bedroom or my bedroom 💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆

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keineahnung-ichhalt · 3 months

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a world where being gay is the norm and straight is a minority

#he's the only canonically straight ace attorney character #ace attorney #larry butz #I love how this line implies that a) phoenix kept showing him pictures of hot men and asked him for his opinion on them #or b) that he genuinely tried to be gay but just couldn't #op keineahnung-ichhalt #my stuff

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xxxhoekage · 8 months

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Outfit of the day?

it’s too hot for anything else

#asks #why is it so fkn hot outside I can’t take it anymore #my pics

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inkskinned · 2 years

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my 10 yr high school reunion is coming up in november. does anyone wanna be my fake gf for it. i was super bullied in high school but i'm hot now so i obviously am only going to do lying, crime, and theft.

pros: - you can design your own character. i love improv games and will go along with whatever bit you desire - there's an open bar - you don't know any of these people and i don't care about any of these people, which is the closest either of us will ever get to diplomatic immunity. all bets are off. go hog wild

cons: - im devastatingly pretty & funny & charming and you will fall in love with me - some of the adults present will be business majors. i cannot do anything about that im sorry. - it is a high school reunion, which is the closest either of us will ever get to a nuclear waste site

#i live in boston and this is a real thing #i am actually asking for #drop a line #@ people who are like BUT ARE YOU HOT?#yeah.... . i am #lmao #maybe i'll make a post on my writing insta soon just to update others on the hot situation #every so often im like #im just gonna turn from poetry into thirst traps :x #me: all persons over 27 who are feelin evil TONITE come DO IT WITH ME

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tightsstuff · 30 days

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DM if you want to see me naked