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me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#damn I did not expect this song on here #of course I know it #and now it's stuck in my head again

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Klavier Gavin ass product

#ace attorney #klavier gavin

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This may sound mean, but...

If you send me an ask containing links to Good Omens fan fiction you think I should read, I'll delete it. Do it again and I'll (regretfully) block you. This is a general blanket sort of thing -- I don't want to read it, legally I can't read it, no I won't make it into the next series, and, no matter how pure your motives, it's crossing a line.

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mlm/wlw solidarity vs mlm/wlw hostility

#that's it. that's their dynamic #tatort saarbrücken

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I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

#art stuff

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What if I just-

#phineas and ferb #among us

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#none of these really fit? #I do envision what the places and the characters look like #it's mostly just images I think but sometimes these images move? but not like a movie? more like images that are moving? hard to explain #also there's no narration because while I do hear the words while reading them it feels separate from the images #like the images are based in the words but the words don't exist in the same space as them if that makes sense #also. some of you imagine real life actors as the characters?? do you consciously devide which actors fits what character or what do you do #I never even considered doing that #polls

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#polls

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Lmao yeah I didn't submit this, I only submitted English fics, but I actually have read this one too

Summary: Kevin knows three things. First: He's dead. Second: He was murdered. Thirdly: The police detectives who are investigating his case—he hasn't heard their names yet—are completely incompetent.

Author: @carmentalis

Note from mod: As Tatort is in German, this entire fic is as well. Most of my followers seem to be English speakers, so I just ran the summary through Google Translate real quick and it seems fine. And for those wondering, "Knackarsch und Arschloch" seems to translate to "Bubble Butt and Asshole", which makes me wish my dad had bothered to teach me German.

#also I'm the first vote that isn't no not in the fandom #let's change this my spatort mutuals #when submissions were open I was considering submitting spatort fic but I didn't #knackarsch meand a really full and sexy butt so do with that translation as you will #tatort saarbrücken

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All the pokeattorney AU pieces compiled in one place. Eh, didn't realize I drew so much of it. Side note: yes, that's a Yamper. Good eye on those who noticed! ahahah

#ace attorney #pokemon #narumitsu #fan art

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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