#system jokes

[thenightsystem]

Most people only get 4 stress responses: Fight, Flight, Fawn, and Freeze.

people with DID unlock the secret fifth one: Forget

-host

#did jokes #did memes #osdd jokes #system jokes #can you tell im coping? #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did system #osddid #system stuff #dissociative system #system things #sysblr #osdd alter #tw amnesia

[kaleidoscope-crew]

Issac 💚

You're welcome internet

#did system #systemhood #system humor #system jokes #system joy #did jokes #traumagenic system #trauma #plural system #system #did #plural stuff #plurality #alters #system stuff #dissociative identity disorder #plural things #plural memes #plural #plural community #actually plural #plural joy #plural positivity #kaleidoscope crew issac

[the-habitat-sysblog]

am i really blurry or am i a new alter . call that schrödinger's frontroom

#who the fuck am i :sob: #blurry❔.txt #; #💬 #[ #system memes #did jokes #system jokes #did memes #traumagenic system #actually traumagenic #did system #cdd community #cdd #system #system stuff #sysblr #system things #alters #actually did #]

[the-astral-clump]

healthy multiplicity? call that a support system

#from the drafts??? #hey guys #system #system things #system memes #i don’t remember who wrote this #plural meme #system jokes #woohoo

[forestfiresystem]

We had no support system as a kid so our brain really went 'fuck you we're making our own'

#non traumagenic dni #did memes #did jokes #did support #actually did #did system #system jokes #system moments #osdd jokes #osdd support #did osdd #osdd system

[diditself]

#plural #system pride #systems #traumagenic system #system memes #dissociative system #sysblr #did system #osdd system #system stuff #system #actually dissociative #dissociation #complex dissociative disorder #dissociative identity disorder #system struggles #system jokes #traumagenic osdd #osddid #actually osdd #did osdd #osdd alter #actually did #did community #did alter

[puppetboysx3]

the host being like "i dont even remember my trauma so it couldnt have been that bad" well the memory holders are just sobbing

#system jokes #shitpost #textpost #did #did osdd #osdd #did system #endos dni #silly #system memes #plurality

[life-of-liminality]

Tho other alters can be bad for it... But our littles have sass that is hard to argue with - plus insistent noise

#did memes #osdd memes #system jokes #did jokes #osdd jokes #system things

[theselfishmachiness]

how do i unsubscribe to being a system? mine is having issues and it’s starting to annoy me :/

#did #didosdd #osdd #polyfrag did #system #polyfragmented #did system #actually did #system community #didosdd meme #system memes #actually polyfrag #actually system #actually dissociative #system rambles #polyfragmented system #dissociative system #traumagenic system #system jokes

[the-skybrary]

"hey, can I ask who's fronting?"

"oh, I am."

"...and you are?"

"yo mama"

#osdd 1b #osdd system #system mod red #osdd #system posting #dissociative system #system things #some days we just dont wanna be known okay? #system memes #system jokes

[thenightsystem]

This has probably been done before, so my bad if im stealing a joke, sorry

-host

#Noooo this is supposed to be fun and games/j #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did system #osdd alter #osddid #sysblr #system things #dissociative system #system stuff #system jokes

[archangels009]

a beautiful baby boy named pk;member new

#actually did #system memes #traumagenic system #system jokes #system feels

[thebitchwitheface]

Would a system jerking off be considered an orgy?

#im not high #did #osdd #dissociative system #did system #osdd system #plural system #actually plural #sysblr #system stuff #system shenanigans #system shit #system humor #system jokes #system life #system rambles #system relationships #system community #system nsft #system memes #system things

[youandyour150people]

“Oh thank goodness I don’t have THIS kind of trauma :)”

Trauma holder/gatekeeper:

(Ps. I hope nobody has done this before)

#dissociative identity disorder #dissociative system #actually dissociative #actually did #dissociative alters #did #actuallydid #dissociative disorders #did memes #did system #system jokes #dissociative identity disorder memes #tw abuse mention

[thecataclysmic6]

*taps mic in brain* Attention all system members, could you please come to the front to collect the host. They are scared and wish to go home. Thank you.

#its me im host #osdd #did #system #didosdd #alters #did system #system jokes #host #🐈‍⬛️

[wxrmeaterz]

"it wasnt trauma its fine"

*tells my syspartner abt it*

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT HAPPENED I HAD NO IDEA?"

(this happened a little while ago and i still think its funny... also sad.. but funny)

#endos dni #actually did #polyfrag did #did alter #did osdd #did system #cdd system #osdd #osddid #endos fuck off #did jokes #did plural #did plurality #osdd plural #osdd plurality #system jokes #trauma jokes