#sticky mess

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

#zosan #sanji #zoro #strawhats #op #one piece #this post brought to you by my burning shoulders #i love bread but damn #also i have made whipped cream by hand before #yes it was a complete pain. #would not recommend #i think im gonna start tagging these posts #maybe..... #anime posting #? #good as anything for now i guess #...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands #also #rereading this #beating meat #stiff #sticky mess #good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here #obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan

[solanairowe]

seeing beyoncé and doja in the same calendar year was something that wasn’t on my 2023 bingo card but this the happiest i’ve ever been in my life

#I have never lost once in my life #sticky mess

[soft-edging-kittens]

When Puppy gets wet just from sending you a few pictures and you telling them how many fingers to use.

#Puppy #sticky fingers #sticky mess

[worthlessprotoplasam]

Who let a dumb kid looking and that dog like dude in the club

#lucas is so stupid he split his soda all over his shirt #mother 3 #lucas mother 3 #earthbound #mother series #lucas #mommyless 3 #my art #boney #boney mother 3 #violet #kumatora #club titiboo #kumatora probably gonna have to clean the nasty sticky mess they made on the table #dog like dude

[iced-bees]

A BIG STICKY MESS

#video #paul blart mall cop 2 #paul blart #a big sticky mess #funny

[candycrypt1d]

little doodle of @basketobread ‘s lunara!! i love their art and comics <3 lunara is also very cute, she deserves all the pretty women

bonus doodle with one of my tavs, aelyn, who is also a cleric of selune

spiderman pointing meme at each other

#fellow selunite SPOTTED #i love you lunara you’re so silly #my art #my ocs #aelyn tag #fanart #bg3 #bg3 tav #baldur’s gate 3 #also that watercolor mark across the face is a sticky note #i draw in pen and i messed up lol

[puppyeared]

desktop ppl i have updated my theme. there are stamps now

#there are stamps now...!!!!!! #i like how it looks. if youve ever wanted to know what its like to walk into my room this is as good as it gets #minus the half forgotten sticky notes and general mess #i might add more to it idk. need to find more pixels #the cursor is a little cat paw!! and the icon is a dogy ^_^ #yapping

[moltenzephyr]

Sheryl Meyer & Jewel Richie eyeswap success! Meet Agatha Heterodyne and Zeetha from Girl Genius. They both need a wardrobe update for the full effect, but this is some pretty decent 'closet cosplay' for them.

Bonus: made Agatha some spectacles by wrapping jewelry wire around a dowel, and Zeetha having a more fantastical Skifander vibe:

#my dolls #Rainbow High #Girl Genius #eyeswap #Jewel Richie #Zeetha #Sheryl Meyer #Agatha Heterodyne #should make Zeetha her little circlet properly... #kinda wanna give Agatha her sticky uppy hair but I'm scared to mess it up

[ask-the-bone-boys]

you can try and pretend you're in control all you like, Princess, you're just a pawn in whatever game this mysterious "You" you've been talking to is playing.

"PRIN...???"

"AHEM! I-I MEAN... LISTEN."

"WHILE I WON'T DENY THAT I DON'T HAVE ALL THE CARDS IN THIS, I ABSOLUTELY HAVE JUST ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO WIN. I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT YOU CAN SAY THE SAME."

"AND, FOR THE RECORD... THAT LITTLE INFORMANT IS FAR MORE OF A PAWN THAN I AM. I BELIEVE I WOULD BE MUCH MORE AKIN TO A KNIGHT."

#ASK EBONY #WEEK FOUR #[HEY! turns out i MESSED UP and the like second most important sticky note on ebony's “desktop” was way more hidden than intended!!] #[that has been fixed and it is just as accessible as the rest now!!! go look at it!!!!!]

[nintenka]

happiest jolliest man in the world

never let me be near traditional art supplies again i had to cover up his face

#limbus company #art #lcb #limbus #yi sang lcb #yi sang limbus company #림버스 #traditonal art #doodles #literally messed his face up so bad i had to use the radioactive pink sticky note

[tastygummisharks]

There's nothing like getting casually and unceremoniously mulched by your beloved mutual's pussy before being immediately forgotten

#if you would also like to melt these sharks into a sticky mess just DM me :3 #casual cruelty in vore my fav

[six-of-cringe]

Firepox just doesn't have the same ring to it

Bonus:

#is this something #sorry if quality makes it hard to read #just looking thru some jesper chapters trying to make sure the quotes were right is causing me literal mental illness #also reminding me of inej and jesper's friendship and kaz and jesper's more messed up friendship and jesper and matthias's budding friendsh #which was cut tragically short #also reminding me how much less focus wylan gets in the series as a whole at the detriment of his character lol lol lol #saw the sticky notes i made for the bfwp my brain is back on the grind it has marinated i am ready to write this stupid fucking thing #if leigh bardugo won't write sufficient information about wylan then i fucking will #rn though jesper on my fucking brain. #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows #soc #tgt #six of crows memes #soc shitpost

[sophieswundergarten]

I know we all love to speculate about how different characters would act when whammied with the Happiness, but I feel like the most significant difference would be in Sticky. The kid's always so darn full of anxiety he'd be completely and utterly unrecognizable without it. It'd be very creepy

#Or #Alternatively #Milligan who still hasn't recovered his memories gets double whammied #That would be such a mess #But a fascinating one #The two Curtain-induced conditions battling it out in his head #Insane #the mysterious benedict society #mbs #sticky washington

[planefood]

On a scale of "Sewage fumes" to "they got it goin on" how hot do you think the city of Boston is

Boston, Boston... Boston is one of my go to cities if I wanna write american characters because its a funny city to me but thats not the point I like the general idea of Mass as a state, but Boston is like, not a DILF but a DIWNLTF (Dad I would Not Like To Fuck). Like your friends lame dad who doesn't like you that much because you're not enthusiastic about #baseball and you're being a bad influence on his kid because you're not sporty enough or something. Not interested in others hobbies unless they're the same as his hobbies otherwise its a "waste of time and money". In terms of hotness Boston is giving 50 year old man (hot!) who drives SUV (not hot.)

I've never found much appeal in the city itself I just, I'm not feeling the vibes I'm sorry Massheads you have other stuff going for you

#ask #objectum #I know too much about american cities for a non american its starting to mess with my head a bit #I can like the people that come from that kinda area and still not dig the city its something deeper i cant explain #also hes sticky

[definitelynottimdrakeinawig]

i firmly believe that this is how Jason writes notes

and this is how Babs takes notes

#barbara gordon #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #jason does the aesthetic studying #hes gotta have everything in order #babs tho #has stacks of random papers all around her desk #some are notes to remember some have been fully scratched out and she hasnt thrown them away #her handwriting is illegible #she has random sticky notes lying around #if anyone tries to clean anything #tho she gets mad and claims that they were organized before #and she had a system and hows she gonna find anything in this mess

[grape-juice-explosion-murder]

More of my adult Mineta design for the soul.

#everytime i draw him he gets sluttier #i actually really like this drawing ngl #i made his thighs an ass bigger cus he needs leg strength for agility #i imagine his base hair is gooey like pb fromadventure time and he can pull it off and form balls with it #and then he has his larger already formed ones #pulling them off just looks way more gooey nd the more he pops off the more of a mess it is #like instead of JUST bleeding he starts secreating a sticky mess from his head #like his quirk is trying to form more balls but cant cus hes using too much #bnha #mha #bnha minoru #boku no hero acadamia #minoru bnha #my hero acadamia #mha minoru #minoru mha #mineta minoru #adult bnha #also buldge lmaoooo