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nin right before their performance at woodstock 94

#getthem their private mud!! asap!!!

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#miracle musical #hawaii: part ii #family guy #imagine dragons #tally hall #music #mashup

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*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

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"No one believes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy, and worst of all, you say you're human and EVERYONE takes your word for it!!"

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"she smells tgirls on the sea shore" or something idk

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Customer: THE 66 REPRESENTS THE YEAR I WAS BORN AND TOOL IS A ROCK BAND DMV: TOOL IS A FOOL, A PENIS OR THE BAND… Verdict: DENIED

#TOOL

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Sexualize me a little it's for my mental health

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i was getting a little sad thinking about how there isn't really a club culture and we don't really have festivals in the us but i cheered up again when i remembered at least we have the purge every year 🥲

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My favourite meme because does anyone else relate to this

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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Epic rap pattle!

Guys raised by their mom vs. Guys raised by boyssss

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These are like the same type of guy to me

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OK. BACK WITH THE FINAL FIVE PICKS IN MY PERFUME THUNDERDOME

5. Lune Feline - Atelier Des Ors

💭I like the peppery sweetness that manages to not smell like a dessert :) its unique but still something that will charm other people

4. Mon Seul Désir - Jul et mad

💭this perfume is for letting people know you’re bossed up big wealthy etc etc. It’s what Chanel no.5 wishes it was.

3. Omen - Manos Gerakinis

💭my desire for the perfect Forest perfume smell, it doesn’t shy away from the earthiness of a wet pine forest. a year round wear imo.

2. Ganymede - Marc-Antoine Barro

💭it deserves every bit of hype it gets. It covers Strange and Elegant, my beautiful catholic robot girl. need to have it.

1. CORPUS EQUUS - Naomi Goodsir

💭WORTHY OF CAPS LOCK dare I say..its gender euphoric. its masc gay in every direction. its so hot and all “men’s fragrances” will disappoint me from now on. i still stand by my description of it smelling like the haunting spirit of an angry horse. it stuns when first sprayed but turns into something entirely new while it settles on your skin

and 1s evil twin: HORA DE LA VERDAD SOMBRA by senyoko

💭you simply cannot wear this in polite company. its for weird sex. and its peerless in this category but Christ. I can’t buy it but I may get a new sample so I have some for the right circumstances

#saving this for later

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Just think: your nipples could be pierced

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