#standoffish

[musingmedia]

Ring the buzzer. What? You go ring that fuckin' buzzer.

#mayans mc #mayansedit #mayansmcedit #tvedit #adversaries #angry #snarky #standoffish

[noeliandroid]

im sorry tumblies, i forgot to put these sonarchies here :(((((

#sonarchy #standoffish sonarchy #standoffish #ok so the jokes here is that idk what standoffish means #patapon #patapon 3 #dark hero #pikmin #yellow pikmin #they are so #yellow #coded (i didnt even color them)

[wallacepolsom]

Wallace Polsom, Life During Wartime: Standoffish (2022), paper collage, 18.4 x 28 cm.

#wallace polsom #life during wartime #standoffish #paper collage #collage #collage art #art #artists on tumblr #analog collage #contemporary art #handmade collage #handcut collage #21st century #wallacepolsom2022 #surreal #surrealism #fantasy #art history #pierre auguste renoir

[cryenaa-blog]

Vin and Fran are both hypercompetitive on the job, whilst both at the same time being completely useless

#art #oc #fran #fran malen poeham #oc art #vin hartwell lapp #gas station #work attire #standoffish #they boutta smack the shit outta eachother

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

#and yet when I do this I'm cold and standoffish. smh

[howifeltabouthim]

My parents and I had been a unit, a capsule; inviting the outside in was forbidden.

Lisa Taddeo, from Animal

#code of silence #standoffish #dysfunctional family #isolated #personal #family dynamics #secretive #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #lisa taddeo #animal #family

[pewtershmits-blog]

#meme #standoffish #he talks so white #does he play sports? #where did he go wen we was in kindergarten #I haven’t seen him in years

[bxmblxbee]

“ Someone at school today

asked me if I had an older brother...

...Who took in a stray stray bat 🦇 for a pet.

"No," I replied. "I'm an only child."

Then someone said,

"But don't you have a popular weird older sister?"

"No," I insisted. "I'm an only child."

And so I go, day after day,

dodging questions from curious outsiders.”

#「 in character┊bee 」 #humorous #standoffish #amity bee #sweet little bumble bee

[yesloulou]

Drive to Survive Season 2, Episode 5

#max verstappen #f1 #* #** #drive to survive #dts #dts2 #dts 2 #formula 1 #f1edit #tw flashing #s/o to @toyotacorolla1942 and @danthropologie for helping me find the clip! #the part where he stared straight into the camera 😩😩😩😩😩 #he's so just like. straight up handsome it's insane?????????? #also the lip freckle #i stared at it for like 20 minutes in ps now i feel like a new person like my eyes have been christened #the standoffish icy stare i won't ever be able to shut up about it #im obsessed #these might be my fav gifs ive ever made of him

[mp100days]

087 - reigen takes mob out to get ramen for the first time. from another fic i’m really normal about

#freaks GET OUT OF HERE !!! this is not ship art im biting you to death #mob psycho 100 #mob #reigen arataka #mp100 #mod 1 #i can kind of be normal about early reigen and mob’s dynamic. like . the fic writes it so well #reigen being standoffish to Not Get Attached to this small boy who makes being so kind and silly a sport #and whatever. the part abt not realizing how cold his apartment is until after he leaves the ramen shop #whatever GO READ IT !!! its so good alas i wish i colored this but that wouldve killed me

[semisolidmind]

Drops these thoughts in exchange for absolutely mauling your art.

Saved catnap would be down right horrifying to encounter in the woods-

If your just going for a quick walk, I think he’d just stalk you, ensuring you never get close to Angel’s property.

If you’re there for other reasons……well….CatNap has been debating making a new shire for Angel….(much to everyone else’s dismay and horror…)

And if the person sneaking onto the property has features resembling Angel (hair, eyes, clothing, etc), it gets a little…..off putting to into the barn….

(Also the image of CatNap just licking poor Angel while they’re sleeping beside him is so strong. Even more if he’s doing it to annoy DogDay and rub his scent on angel. Gotta lay your claim to your savior somehow!)

(oh god...catnap barn shrine.... consists of some stolen shirts, a comb, perhaps a throw blanket and some pillows, a picture (with anyone other than y/n scratched out) stolen from the mantle, a spare hairtie or two...anything catnap can get his paws on while the others are distracted or out of the house)

and the idea of catnap occasionally "borrowing" his savior has been on my mind. like, he'll get just close enough to them, quietly from behind, to subtly breath a little red smoke on them. just enough to knock them out. then he'll gently carry them up to his nest in the barns' hayloft. he just wants to hold them, but knows y/n doesn't trust him enough to really let him close.

he spends that time where they're knocked out nuzzling them and purring up a storm. he knows the stupid dog will be breaking down his door to retrieve y/n as soon as he realizes they're gone, so....catnap makes the most of his time with them.

–

ive also been imagining a scene where y/n leaves dogday and the girls inside to make dinner, and goes out onto the back porch. it's dark, and they can't really see much beyond where the porch light can reach, but...they know catnap is out there. they can see the barest trace of his lanky silhouette in the trees beyond the barn.

his white pupils glow through the gloom. his heavy stare pins y/n in place.

with no better ideas, y/n sits, legs dangling over the edge of the deck. they maintain eye contact with catnap. after a beat of silence, they make the one noise no cat can resist.

pssp pssp pssp.

catnap is confused, if the perk of his ears and small tilt of his head is anything to go by.

but, he does take a slow step out of the trees, recognizing the sound as a summons. he begins to cross the yard, getting closer, never taking his eyes off of y/n. his slow stalking gait is anxiety inducing, but y/n tries to keep it together. they have a plan.

they want to get catnap more comfortable with them, with the house, to help better integrate him into their little family. perhaps a little TLC will make the stray cat more personable.

he looks ready to run despite his intimidating facade. his long tail flicks from side to side. curious, but cautious. his eyes never leave y/n.

catnap slowly gets closer and closer, eventually coming into the light. y/n always forgets how big he and dogday actually are; that sheer size is less threatening on dogday, who y/n knows won't hurt them. they're not so sure about catnap.

the massive toy looms over them in spite of his cautious, low posture.

y/n slowly raises their hands, palms upturned. an invitation.

catnap's eyes flicker to their hands for a second before returning to their face. y/n can only hope he understands what they're inviting him to do.

the feline slowly, carefully, steps forward. he sets his heavy head into y/n's palms. he begins to purr when they ever so softly begin to scratch his chin and behind his ears.

moving out of y/n's space, catnap backs away. quiet and uneasy, y/n lets him go. they know that the process of "rehabilitating" him will take time and patience. getting him used to them and the others will be a struggle. but for now, they're just happy that they could get him to accept touch at all.

he knows that the small, tentative smile on their face is...proud, perhaps. happy that he's accepted their care. despite his hesitation, he soaks in the feeling of his savior's hands on him. he can't remember the last time he'd felt a gentle touch. catnap leans into the motions, eyelids drooping a little in contentment. his white eyes remain locked on y/n's face, his pupils dilating a bit. they seem more at ease with him like this. he basks in their simple affection for several minutes, his purring the only sound; he's thoroughly enjoying the peaceful moment between the two of them.

however, a crash from inside and the raucous voices of the other toys startle him into alertness. his eyes widen, pupils shrinking back to slits and his ears lay flat against his head. he hears y/n gasp in surprise, pulling their hands back. catnap's a bit disappointed at the loss of their touch, but knows that it's better not to invite the ire of the other toys by lingering too long. the moment has passed, and he can feel y/n's unease growing again.

the large toy stalks off into the darkness. y/n waits until he's safely beyond the trees to stand and open the door. they cast one last look into the night before heading back inside to mediate whatever accident just occurred.

catnap, as standoffish as he appears, treasures the small gesture he's just received. he returns to the woods, pleased and purring to himself; thinking about the scrap of affection he's been granted from the hands of his beloved savior. he'll be sure to seek them out for more.

#the vibe between yn and catnap is so weird #its very much like befriending a stray #but the stray is somehow both standoffish AND obsessed with you?? #so it wants your attention so so so badly but isnt willing to get close for very long #poppy playtime #catnap #catnap x reader #technically

[kamuucab]

Okay ngl I resonate with Sun's new voicelines I feel like he'd be such an excellent person to bitch with. Just talk absolute smack about the terrible people you deal with on a day to day basis, do the thing where your customer service facade drops as soon as they turn their back and just call em an asshole. Sharing that "are they serious rn" look. Ribbing each other and bantering back and forth reading each other for filth. I think he'd have snappy and funny as hell comebacks. I think he'd love making whomever he's working with just break down in giggles over his deadpan delivery and sarcastic theatrics, especially if it interferes with their work and makes them stop what they're doing completely to double over with laughter. Those are his proudest moments. Just a right clown that stops you from being as productive as management wants but it's only a little irritating because he's funny as hell and the place you work at sucks.

#get this guy a cigarette he needs it #help wanted 2 spoilers #help wanted 2 #sundrop #sun fnaf #daycare attendant #shared misery makes for real good fun #real homies know the bond of two coworkers that deal with irate customers all the time #he's like that coworker who was a bit standoffish in the beginning but once you understand how they communicate you hit it off real well #kamu writes

[vieramars]

The most disturbing thing about tmagp 8 was learning Gerry is a morning person

#what do you MEAN there's fresh sourdough rolls it's 6 AM #either that or he pulled an all nighter baking which i respect the hell out of #no wonder gigi was so standoffish she woke up to gerry's weird new friends interrogating them both about probably traumatic events #tmagp #the magnus protocol #gerry keay #gerard keay

[sixteenstrikes]

wyllzel supremacy … shes all tsk i prefer to sit in my tent alone…and wylls like woah this bottle of chultan is a little too much for just one guy ^_^ what do you say to a glass and they have green calishite cheese and wine and she tells him all these weird war stories

#^ the wyll x standoffish person post ​from babeoffrontiers

[radiance1]

So, due to some timely shenanigans done by none other than Clockwork himself. The phoenix king (Vlad) has been turned into a child far before his rebirth and, as consequence, lost a significant chuck of his memories.

Then he was stolen.

Safe to say, the phoenixes weren't very... happy. With this situation. Their king losing his memories and being turned into a chick was tolerable, beneficial even, since they can mold him into a proper phoenix without any of those human customs getting in the way.

But for him to be stolen, right under their noses is a step to far. The sheer, disrespect was completely and utterly insulting and when they found out it was a dragon who did the theft?

They were, safe to say, furious.

The thief in question? Wasn't actually just one, fun fact. Well, they did get the dragon part right, but there was also a Raiju (Dan) and Mishipeshu (Danielle) who did the theft.

Again, due to Clockwork's interference they also barely remember lot of things. How did they even get together and decide to steal Vlad away from the Phoenixes?

Again, Clockwork's meddling.

Reason why Vlad is king? Because he managed to dominate a certain kind of flame that the phoenixes coveted for a long, long time and luckily enough it was still there even though Clockwork meddled (not that they actually know that he did).

Is Danny, Dan, and Danielle also royalty? Meh, I guess you could say they could be?

I don't know, but the idea of 4 royal children kidnapping each other for a playdate or whatever and almost causing a four way war is pretty fucking funny not gonna lie.

Right so, after the trio turned into a quartet by stealing Vlad, Clockwork meddled again by directing them to this one particular dimension, that dimension being DC of course. Where exactly they get dropped?

On Shazam, unfortunately.

Shazam, barely knows what to do unfortunately and only because of Solomon does he actually turn out semi-okay. It's even worse when he's Billy, because he doesn't have the powers necessary to actually, you know, keep up with them unless he wants to go Shazam.

Billy never thought he would become a parent, and he isn't. He's more of an... elder brother figure I would suppose? But Shazam? Oh yea people would definitely think that he became a father.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Phoenix vlad #dragon danny #Raiju Dan #Mishipeshu Danielle #I imagine Vlad trying to be regal and noble but it's just shattered by Danny pushing him over #Danny and Ellie are kinda the same in that they're both playful and mischievous #Dan is kinda standoffish usually but also the quickest to start something. Usually a fight or chase game. #Billy does not know where these children came from and why he turned into their older brother figure

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m excited to get home 😭 there’s this special meow Pangur does when I return from trips, like ‘good god you’re alive!’ and I find it very cute. and she always wants me to hold her for a couple minutes while she goes completely limp. cats are excellent little creatures

#grim too #she does this thing where she’ll be standoffish and first and pretend not to give a shit that I’m back #and then after 10-30 minutes she’ll break and try to crawl onto me physically and will not take no for an answer #so then I will have to sit down for a bit wherever I am with a Grim on me #(the rabbit on the other hand will just growl and me and maybe box my ankle) #(she’ll be like ‘you left so I took over this territory. don’t ask for it back. also get out’) #(but will also be very happy to get some head scratches once I dodge all the claw raking)