#sr!

[anti-humorboy]

people are like “ohhh finally a song about writers block” about hard to be the bard. yes its about that but its also about shakespeare whining about how much its hard to be him and about him taking revenge because he should “have thought of that first” in conclusion shakespeare is a little bitch whining about how hard it is to be him

#shakespeare #shakespeare something rotten #sr! #sr #something rotten #was this a system post? #maybe. #maybe it is our nick alter posting shakespeare hate #the world will never know

[say-10icpanic]

He might hate Shakespeare, idk tho…

#something rotten #sr #sr! #fanart #musicals #nick bottom something rotten #shakespeare #william shakespeare #omlette #still dunno how alive this community is #still #we ball #also there’s no way Nick and Will didn’t have something..come on #anywho

[borled-eggs-and-lies]

Nick: 'Scuse me, brah.

Nigel: You're excused.

Nick: What?

Nigel's growth spurt at age 14: And I'm not your brah.

#he's tall ash #nick is not. #something rotten #sr! #nick bottom #nigel bottom #source: zoolander

[havanasroses]

my favorite christian borle onstage performances and why

1. orin & others, little shop of horrors

even though you know it's him playing these various characters, he brings such different humor to each of them that you can't help but decide that he's stolen the show from the moment he opens his mouth. i've never laughed so hard and watched + listened to so many bootlegs of a show just because i wanted to hear every version of one specific song (the meek shall inherit).

2. marvin, falsettos

this one speaks for itself. if he was nominated any other year (meaning, not against dear ben platt who absolutely earned it), he would have for sure won the tony. man deserves it for the emotion and care he brought to this character.

3. shakespeare, something rotten!

need i say more? he won the tony for a reason. the whole show was built around "or not toby" and i stand by it.

4. emmett, legally blonde

hahaha. i remember having very conflicted feelings when i found out about the behind the scenes (bc i love sutton with my entirety), but no one can deny his chemistry with lbb. such a good show and such great performances by a baby borle.

5. wonka, charlie and the chocolate factory

i remember the cast playing around so much in the creation of the show, mostly led and blocked by cborle himself. despite it being a flop, i enjoyed the show and his wonka, but mostly because of how much fun he had with the cast.

joe/josephine/kip, some like it hot

i'm going to surprise everyone and say that this is actually at the bottom of my list (had i incuded his other characters), hence why it's not numbered. you all know that i love slih to the ends of the earth, but not because of cborle. i'm going to be honest and say that it still makes me uncomfortable to watch sometimes when he's josephine, but i've explained before that my love for joe's familial relationship with daphne soars above it all for me. great performances from christian, but i have to say that this is by far the worst character he's ever had to play and that i don't think that tony nom was justified, imho.

#christian borle #lsoh #falsettos #sr! #lb #catcf #slih

[such-a-constellation]

Something rotten doodles 🥴🫠

#why did I do this #something rotten #doodles #fanart #Christian Borle #rob mcclure #Broadway #musical theatre #musicals #something rotten fanart #sr! #something rotten! #nick bottom #Shakespeare something rotten #hard to be the bard

[pen-guin-writez]

Something Rotten Review

-People need to appreciate NickBea more

-The rhyming in “Will Power” was FIRE

-Portia and Nigel are the cutest couple in the history of Broadway

-Nick’s Design in “Bottom’s Gonna Be On Top” is cute ngl

-”Black Death” is catchy 

-Nick is a nerd for Shakespeare he just doesn’t wanna admit it

-change my mind

-lIKE THE AMOUNT OF SPOILERS THIS MAN

-Nigel deserved better

-I will 100% be doing hcs on SR btw

-Specifically Nick x Bea and Nigel x Portia

-Favorite song is “God, I Hate Shakespeare”

-IS THAT A YOUNG BOTTOM I SEE

-best line 10/10

#william shakespeare #nick bottom #nigel bottom #portia #bea bottom #sr! #something rotten #nickbea #nick x bea #portia x nigel

[a--messy--blog]

The society if lovely love was released officially:

#this song makes me cry every single time #also the lyrics are so sweet ah :_) #lovely love #sr! #something rotten #musical theatre #silly post #musicals #broadway #theatre

[dexabite]

now that i'm on christmas break, i'm SO excited to be able to write again!!! i can't wait to show you guys my latest chapter for the "all the world's a stage" (atws) fic!!! ah!!! and another fic too, which is an industrial revolution au based one!!!

#something rotten #sr #something rotten musical #sr musical #sr!

[fangsforfags]

when making a character, u have to ask urself:

are they bloody?

will they ever be bloody?

is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?

why are they bloody?

how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?

#edit: SHUT UP ABT ''HAVE U WORN WIGS'' ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE /SRS #this is literally nothing. anyways <3 #haha make me shut up challenge #1k+ #heritage noticed #10k+

[nyancrimew]

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

#nsft #idk man im just saying words #this is a shitpost and has no further meaning to it /srs

[rufwooff]

I HAD TO DO THIS

#rottmnt #leonardo #michaelangelo #raphael #donatello #april o'neil #casey jones #casey sr #rottmnt sunita #ruf doodles #ruf comic #meme

[anti-humorboy]

WHO IS DREAM?? WHO IS HOB????? WHY ARE THEY UNDER THE SOMETHING ROTTEN TAG ABOUT GOD I HATE SHAKESPEARE?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE

#i know they arent talking about the mcyt #im so confused #who is hob and why does he relate to god i hate shakespeare #god i hate shakespeare #sr! #sr #something rotten #someone please explain

[firethekitty]

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

#i wanted to share this story i think it’s really funny #like ‘yeah i owe about 70% of my college graduation to an image of vash telling me to stop fucking around’ #talking #trigun #this is actually 100% true btw /srs #after 14k notes i feel the need to clarify that i did not intentionally bring this image up when i started fucking around #but he always seemed to find me. like when i looked at pics he was there. watching me. saying this. idk if that makes this funnier

[borled-eggs-and-lies]

Portia: I don't know what to do!

Bea: Just tell him the truth really quickly.

Nigel: Or lie to him about it. Like Nick's play!

Nick: Wait, you didn't like my play?

Nigel:...No, that was a different Nick.

Nick: Oh! Okay!

Nick:

Nick: Cuz I was like, "whaaat?"

#something rotten #sr! #portia brooks #bea bottom #nigel bottom #nick bottom #source: trolls the beat goes on #this show slaps for no reason

[eggdrawsthings]

a duet in a galaxy far, far away

#the quote belongs to @/spoiler4you on twitter #sr if it looks a bit shitty #i don't normally paint a scene like this YvY #my art #din djarin #grogu djarin #grogu #i refuse to use the din grogu tag until further notice skjdfs #pedro pascal #clan mudhorn #a clan of two #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #star wars

[heavenpierceher]

#panasonic sr. partner #sr. partner #retrocomputing #op