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naehja · 2 years
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Mikey, showing Izana a picture of their nephew:
Izana: What am I supposed to do with that?
Mikey: It's Ken-chin and Emma's baby.
Izana: Well, it looks very... fully-functioning.
Mikey: Is that really the best you can do?
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noodles-and-tea · 2 months
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Purrlock Holmes……
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ladysolitaire · 3 months
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Molly: I'm sorry I kissed you. Sherlock: I'm not.
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poetic-gays · 5 months
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BBC Sherlock: facing queerbaiting allegations since 2010
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moonah-rose · 4 months
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Julian: I have an idea! Quick, punch me in the face!
Robin: Punch you?
Julian: Yes! In the face! Didn't you hear me?
Robin: Me always hear "punch me in face" when you talk but usually is subtext.
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mydearpham · 1 year
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the only right sherlock holmes alignment chart
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John Watson: In summation, I think you just got to not do it. That's all. Sherlock Holmes: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
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yonemurishiroku · 1 year
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Will: Wake up, the sun has risen!
Nico: And what do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?
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spn-lesbian · 2 years
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Greg: I kind of have a crush on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Sherlock: rip the bandage off
Greg: it’s your brother
Sherlock: put the bandage back on
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correctshadowhunters · 4 months
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simon: punch me in the face! jace: punch you? simon: yes, punch me in the face! didn't you hear me? jace: i always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
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incorrect-tbhk · 3 months
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Teru: Punch me in the face.
Akane: What?
Teru: Punch me in the face! Did you hear me?
Akane: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re talking but it’s usually subtext.
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naehja · 2 years
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*one (very weird) day at bonten headquarters*
Koko: A severed head.
Sanzu: Just tea for me, thanks.
Rindou: There's a severed head in this fridge.
Sanzu: ...Yes...
Takeomi: A bloody head!
Sanzu: Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?
Ran: NOT WITH THE FOOD!!
Koko: *reconsidering his life choices again, like almost every week since he's in this gang*
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mcucharacterquotes · 2 months
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Villain: You're on the side of the heroes
Loki: I may be on the side of the heroes, but don't think for one second.. that I am one of them.
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ladysolitaire · 11 months
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Molly: You are pretty cute when you are nice.
Sherlock: What am I when I’m not nice?
Molly: Hot as fuck.
[insp]
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hechiima · 1 year
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It's hilarious that herlock keeps beating sherlock in the detective polls but also I think ppl keep misunderstanding Holmes. Though I don't think sholmes is particularly faithful to the source material, a lot of traits that makes sholmes wonderful (little freak, The Climbing, Dramatique) are also present in Holmes. They would either be besties or drive each other insane, depending on the circumstances.
If mikotoba and watson left them alone at a crime scene they would probably come back to find that sholmes and holmes had somehow gotten onto the roof to inspect something. Poor doctors would just have to stand there worriedly praying that their respective detectives didn't fall down as they scampered around up there like overgrown squirrels.
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in-love-with-srk · 2 years
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Have fun
Random Villain: *after tying Y/n up* Have fun
Y/n: *Mocking him* Have fun.
Y/n: Once I get out of these chains, I will beat the shit out of you and have so much fun.
Sherlock,John and (F/n): *Break down the door*
Y/n: Have fun bitch!
A/n: This is also inspired by Mythpat but I can't find the video :(
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