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#incorrect sherlolly quotes
ladysolitaire · 3 months
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Molly: I'm sorry I kissed you. Sherlock: I'm not.
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John: Kiss, marry, kill: Donovan, Anderson, Molly.
Sherlock: Kill Donovan, kill Anderson...
Sherlock:
Sherlock: Marry Molly.
Sherlock: *looks at Molly with intention*
Molly: Yes.
John: *whispers* What the heck just happened?
Lestrade: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.
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rose-on-a-beach · 2 years
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molly: i don’t think anything would ever happen between me and sherlock
irene: yeah neither
john: …yeah…never… certainly not
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tcnnxnts · 1 year
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John: Great job, Inspector. Molly: Go on, Sherlock, say thank you. Sherlock: For what joy? I'm the reason he solved the case! Molly: Dear. Sherlock: *sighs* Fine. Thank you, er, Germanium. Molly: John: Lestrade: Okay, he's not even trying at this point.
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slightly-brazilian · 3 years
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Sherlock: Why did I avoid this feeling for so long?
Molly: It's all right, my love. We still have a lifetime to enjoy.
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charliesshitposts · 5 years
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Molly:Sherlock,would you like to go out for a drink?
Sherlock:*sipping coffee,staring at his laptop* I’ve got one.
Molly:Alright.Then how about some dinner?
Sherlock:It’s too early for dinner.
Molly:Dancing?
Sherlock:I don’t dance.
Molly:How about the cinema?
Sherlock: *thoughtfully* I actually haven’t been to the cinema in quite some time.
Molly:*excited* Is that a yes?!
Sherlock:*going back to his work* Nope.
Molly: *groans* Why not?!?
Sherlock:For three reasons. One,because John isn’t going to be there.Two,because it sounds like you’re asking me out on a date. And three,because John is a military man and although he says he is just a Doctor he has seen combat. If he found out you were asking me out on a date I assure you that you won’t even get your chance to explain. He’ll have your head on a platter.
Molly:*tapping her fingers against the table* well..alrighty then.
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mychakk · 4 years
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Apparently the incorrectsherlollyquotes blog doesn't exist anymore? I have it on notification and looks like it's now its-the-7th-arts-my-dude? Anyone knows something? Was it abandoned and snatched by someone? Pity. It was a great blog... I suppose I'm going to stop following it now.
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marheri · 2 years
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Sherlock: Hello, Molly.
Molly: Hi, Sherlock. What do you have there?
Sherlock: Coffee. I bought a coffee for you.
Molly: Oh...
Molly: *takes it from him*
Molly: *sniffs*
Sherlock: What are you doing?
Molly: *pours a few drops on a slide and examines it under a microscope*
Sherlock: MOLLY?!
Molly: Relax, just making sure! Okay, it's clean.
Molly: *smiles* Thank you, Sherlock. That's a really nice gesture on your part!
Sherlock: Yeah... you're welcome.
First steps in being nice 😂
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thesmartone · 3 years
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Sherlock: How do I get my revenge?
Molly: You shouldn't Sherlock. Live and Let live
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John: How do I get my revenge?
Anthea: Head, Glock, boom
John: Aye
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Sherlock
Molly: How much of your personality is performative and how much is it you being you?
John: Baby, every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer.
Sherlock: Speak for yourself! If you peel away enough of my overcoats there's nothing inside but a single dead rat and that's a fact.
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ladysolitaire · 10 months
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Molly: You are pretty cute when you are nice.
Sherlock: What am I when I’m not nice?
Molly: Hot as fuck.
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Molly: You know, Sherlock, I’m glad that we’re just keeping our anniversary simple this year.
Sherlock: Hahaha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*
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rose-on-a-beach · 3 years
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Molly: hey, could you come to the lab I need your opinion?
Sherlock: inevitable that you would need my help, really.
Molly: ok, Mr Genius, I said opinion not help.
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jessedoesstuff · 3 years
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Mycroft: Tomorrow’s garbage day
Sherlock: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you, brother.
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apollo11fangirl · 3 years
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Sherlock: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Molly: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! John: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Mary: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Sherlock: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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simplyshelbs16xoxo · 4 years
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Molly: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I love Sherlock...
Mary: You doodled your wedding invitations.
Molly: No, those are our joint tombstones.
Mary: My mistake.
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