#source: thomas and friends

[incorrectnostraightroads]

DJSS: Peasant…

Sayu: Yes, I am pleasant!

#submission #incorrect quotes #incorrect no straight roads quotes #dj subatomic supernova #sayu #source: thomas and friends #crossoverquest

[crossoverquest]

Timeframe: Sometime after the “Brazilian Wax” incident between Tsumugi and Alastor

Valentino, fuming about Tsumugi: That stinking 20 year old. First chance I get, I’ll return the favor.

Velvette to Vox: Take care with Tsumugi, Vox. If you cross her, you’ll never be the same sinner again.

#pretty cure #happiness charge precure #hapchapre #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #source: Aladdin 2 #source: thomas and friends #crossoverquest

[bbu-fan-blog]

Fantoccio: PAH! You’re late and that smell is making me ill!

Barnaby: I can’t help it. It’s the fish, and there’s danger in the air. That’s why I’m late.

Fantoccio: You’re the only danger in the air, Barnaby. Now stop wasting time and get my prop cart hitched to my horse.

#submission #Billie Bust Up #BBU Fantoccio #Fantoccio #BBU Barnaby #Barnaby #Incorrect Quotes #source: Thomas and Friends

[waterfire1848]

[ The Batfamily out at a stand up comedy event in Metropolis. ]

Comedian: Where are you all from?

Bruce: Gotham.

Comedian: I’m sorry.

Bruce, a little louder: Gotham.

Comedian: No, I heard. I’m just sorry.

#incorrect quotes #source: friends #bruce wayne #Batman #dick grayson #Nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #Robin #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #orphan #stephanie brown #spoiler #harper row #bluebird #cullen row #kate kane #batwoman #Alfred Pennyworth

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: How long is Alfred gone for?

Bruce: He said he'd be back December 26th.

Duke: December 26th? Huh, maybe he's Santa Claus.

#source: friends #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[randomnerd737]

Logan, to Virgil: your voice sounds dehydrated

Virgil: what does being dehydrated sound like!?

Logan: *gestures towards Virgil* that

Virgil: rude! just because its true doesn't mean you have to say it!

#source: me and my friends being weird #yes I am the dehydrated friend #sanders sides #logan sanders #virgil sanders #thomas sanders #sanders sides incorrect quotes

[91divoc]

y'all ever just see a character and think "i bet that bitch doesn't know how to read" ??

because he fucking doesn't

#he see's a sign that says knapford and reads it as kangaroo or some shit #he's stupid #and i love him for that #headcanon that he has some form of dyslexia #i have no source or reasoning i just made it up #ttte #thomas and friends #ttte james #ttte headcanon

[justanotherhamiltrash]

Jefferson, to Burr and Madison: Do you, as side characters, disappear when I leave the room?

Madison:

Burr:

Jefferson:

Madison: Thomas, what the actual fuck?

#source: my brother #to his friends #it was hilarious #and absolutely something jefferson would say #hamilton #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilton incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilquotes #jefferson #james madison #burr #aaron burr #thomas jefferson #thomas jeffershit #:p

[moonah-rose]

Thomas: What are you all doing?

Kitty: We're trying to see how long we can throw Humphrey's head around without dropping it.

Thomas: I'll play!

Annie: NO NO NO! He's a dropper!

Robin: Oh yeah, that right!

Thomas: I am not a dropper!

Mary: T'is really more a game of four peoples...

Thomas: It's throwing and catching!

#incorrect bbc ghosts quotes #source: friends #bbc ghosts #annie ghosts #robin the caveman #thomas thorne #mary guppy #kitty higham

[angelofthenight]

You: How’re you doing?

Alfie, really drunk: You are so good looking!

Alfie, throwing his arm around you: I’m gonna make love to you right here right now! *Growls*

Tommy, sitting in the chair next to them: … really wish you wouldn’t.

#source: friends #peaky blinders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #reader insert #incorrect peaky blinders quotes #peaky blinders x reader #peaky blinders imagine #peaky blinders #alfie solomons #alfie solomons x reader #tommy shelby #thomas shelby

[odegirlie]

started spiralling about how long two old men had (potentially) known each other and now i know way more about the fc bayern campus than i ever needed to

#naturally this is about #thomats #but seriously #since they were 11/12?? maybe?? #and they still see each other regularly?? #and consider each other good friends?? #yeah i'll just kms #if anyone has an actual source instead of my blind speculation i'm begging you show me #thomas müller #mats hummels

[incorrectnostraightroads]

Neon J.: It’s been like this all day. Tila got new software for Sayu and won’t stop boasting about it.

Zuke: Why Sayu? I’m the one who needs new equipment. Look at me!

Remi: I’d rather not…

DJSS: You’re not a pleasant sight and wouldn’t understand the needs of a very important team.

#submission #incorrect quotes #incorrect no straight roads quotes #neon j. #zuke #remi nsr #dj subatomic supernova #tila nsr #sayu #source: thomas and friends #crossoverquest

[crossoverquest]

Megumi to Takeru: You’ll never guess what I saw last night.

Takeru, in no mood for puzzles: I’m a busy man; I don’t have time for your games.

Megumi: I’ve seen Kevin in drag.

The rest of the Shiba Clan besides Kevin and Ryuunosuke in unison: WHAT THE [REDACTED]!?

#pretty cure #happiness charge precure #super sentai #samurai sentai shinkenger #power rangers #power rangers samurai #incorrect quotes #incorrect pretty cure quotes #incorrect super sentai quotes #incorrect power rangers quotes #source: thomas and friends #source: Thomas1Edward2Henry3

[batfammeetsspidergang]

*after a fight*

Jason: You’re right! I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.

Duke: Over the line?! Y-You... You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a DOT to you!

#incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #Red Hood #Jason Todd #Signal #Duke Thomas #source: Friends #DC

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: I am an excellent secret keeper. I've kept all of our secrets.

Cassandra: What secrets?

Duke: Oh no, no, Cass, I'm not going to tell you because I'm an excellent secret keeper!

The rest of the batfamily: *walks away*

Cassandra: You'll tell me later?

Duke: You already know.

#source: friends #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #orphan #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[neutrallyobsessed]

get photobombed idiot jsksj

#ttte gordon #ttte thomas #ttte edward #ttte james #ttte percy #ttte henry #ttte #thomas and friends #nnnn ill rb the source later ok? #xd #im gonna draw more of the engines and their stands existing simultanously ;3 #ill add the side rods later aaaaaa