#source: rupaul's drag race

[cruger2984]

Alhaitham: Oh. Oh, who is this? Kaveh: (thoughts) To be honest, I was kind of hoping I'd get dunked in a pool. But making as ass out of myself on a front porch is fun, too. Kaveh: Excuse me! I have bacon! Alhaitham: What kind of bacon you got? Kaveh: Vegan. Alhaitham: Bitch, you'd better get off my front porch. Kaveh: OK. Alhaitham: I ain't studying no vegan bacon. Are you vegan? Kaveh: I actually think we should let animals vote. Alhaitham: And who do you think they would vote for? Kaveh: Not you. Alhaitham: … Alhaitham: Okay.

#source: rupaul's drag race #kaveh #alhaitham #kavetham #haikaveh #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You remind me of a Russian doll.

Tony: Aw, thank yo—

Steve: Full of yourself.

#source: rupaul's drag race #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: Once in school this kid called me "a homo". I thought it meant homeless and I was so confused that I said, "But Jeremy you've been to my house."

#source: rupaul's drag race #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Rowan: Everyone, say the first three words that come to mind. Lucas: I, am, amazing.

#incorrect quotes #source: rupaul's drag race #professor rowan #trainer lucas

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: I tend to think emotions are for ugly people

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #source: rupaul's drag race #HP Fandom

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Ran: If I dont become a star by the age of 35 I'll just become a serial killer

Kakucho:...

Kakucho: then how old are you? im getting nervous

#Tokyo revengers #bonten #tenjiku #ran haitani #kakucho hitto #source: rupaul's drag race

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Is it me? Am I the drama? I don’t think I’m the drama…maybe I am. Am I the villain? I don’t think I’m the villain.

#source: rupaul's drag race #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion

[anekogia]

MC/Yuu *hanging out at Octavinelle*: Now, if you were a killer, what would your trophy be?

Floyd: Eyeballs and ears... And a tongue.

Jade: Ears, nose, and throat.

Azul: ...I was going to say jewellery.

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #leech twins #mc/yuu #octavinelle #twst memes #twisted wonderland memes #source: rupaul's drag race

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Tsubasa: Kaoru-san, Teru-san called. Kaoru: (drinks his water bottle) Tsubasa: You are the father. Kaoru: (spit takes) Kaoru: DAMN YOU, KASHIWAGI!! THE FUCK!? Kaoru: (recovers) Now that makes more sense.

#source: rupaul's drag race #tsubasa kashiwagi #kaoru sakuraba #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

[danganronpafakes]

I like my men like I like my coffee: incapable of loving me back.

Source: RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (“The Bitchelor”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #toko fukawa #source: rupaul's drag race

[cruger2984]

Wanderer: Rise and shine, motherfuckers. It's dawn. Nahida: ... Nahida: Ooh, he's got a potty mouth.

#source: rupaul's drag race #wanderer #scaramouche #nahida #lesser lord kusanali #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Huaisang: I said if I didn't become a star by 35, I was just gonna become a serial killer

Wei Wuxian: Well, girl, how old are you - I'm getting nervous

(Source)

#source: rupaul's drag race #source: tiktok #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #killing mention #murder mention #death mention #my posts #my quotes

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Twice: You remind me of a Russian doll.

Shigaraki: Aw, thank yo—

Twice: Full of yourself.

#source: rupaul's drag race #twice #jin bubaigawara #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #league of villains #shigaraki tomura

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Cyrus: I tend to think emotions are for ugly people

#incorrect quotes #source: rupaul's drag race #galactic leader cyrus

[incorrectsoulcaliburquotes]

Patroklos: Every time I go out there I feel I do my best, but they don't!

Graf Dumas: Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully?

Patroklos:

Graf Dumas: Quickly.

Patroklos:

#soulcalibur #soul calibur #patroklos alexander #graf dumas #old timeline #source: rupaul's drag race

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Sly: Do you have any Spanish you want to teach me!

Carmelita: Oh my god! I've wanted to teach you this one, it means "thank you so much": ¡Soy feo!

Sly: ...I have a feeling that is not what it means but soy feo!

Later. . .

Bentley: Inspector, why is Sly running around telling everyone he's ugly??

#submitted by anonymous #with a bentley quote added bc i wasnt sure how to do the context any other way lol #sly cooper #[soliloqueue] #[totally correct] #incorrect quotes #[slyfox] #[cop & robbers] #source: rupaul's drag race