Tsubasa: Kaoru-san, Teru-san called.
Kaoru: (drinks his water bottle)
Tsubasa: You are the father.
Kaoru: (spit takes)
Kaoru: DAMN YOU, KASHIWAGI!! THE FUCK!?
Kaoru: (recovers) Now that makes more sense.
Kaoru Sakuraba: You have friends and I envy that.
Rui Maita: You're welcome to share my friends.
Kaoru Sakuraba: *looks at Seiji Shingen and Chris Koron*
Kaoru Sakuraba: I don't want those.
Credits to the creator at the incorrect quote generator. Thanks, @thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy for giving me an idea!
Kaoru: [from inside a heating duct] Tendo? Is that you?
Teru: Sakuraba?
Kaoru: Hey, are the cops still here?
Teru: What the hell are you doing?
Kaoru: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Teru: Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for?
Kaoru: I'm fucking starving. I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.
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