Weiss: I want nothing to do with that pervert!
Yang: Jaune is not a pervert!
Weiss: How would you know?
Yang: Because I am a pervert and he's never at the meetings.
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Roy Mustang: It's absurd and tasteless
Roy Mustang: which means the army will love it
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Luck: We’re lost.
Noelle: Lost? As in “where the hell are we?”
Luck: We’re not totally lost. We’re still in Clover Kingdom.
Noelle: You said this was a shortcut!
Luck: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
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Brian: there is no room in this band for idiots.
George: ...should we leave alphabetically?
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Tropic Morning News | MASH vid
or: BJ Goes to Maine
footage sources and thanks under cut
Footage taken from: MASH, Battered (1978), Prime Suspect (1982), The Four Seasons (1981), The Seduction of Joe Tynan (1979), Isn’t It Shocking? (1973), and The Cider House Rules (1999) thanks to googling films set in Maine for exactly one shot lol.
Thanks to @pomegranate, @amrv-5, @not-trustworthy, and @npdclaraoswald for pointing me towards certain shots I was looking for, whether I ended up using them or not <3
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Bones: It's 120 degrees. Why aren't you sweating?
Spock: In the first place I do not sweat, I perspire, and in the second place, I do not perspire.
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[Winter kicks in the door to the bathroom while Qrow is bathing]
Winter: I WANT IT!
Qrow: Women often react that way upon seeing me naked.
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Hawkeye: it's so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society
Trapper: you barely even have room to frolic nowadays
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Astrid: Be serious for a minute.
Cicero: Thirty seconds is my record.
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Nacht: Be serious for a minute.
Yami: Thirty seconds is my record.
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[Sky is in the marketplace, examining a lamp shaped like a brain]
Sky: This is absurd and tasteless...which means Rotty will love it.
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Hawkeye: what if Mayo came in a can?
BJ: that would suck, because you can't microwave metal...
Margaret: good morning to everyone except these two idiots.
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