UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE?????? THEY SAID TSUNDERE RATIO CANON 😭
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Owlbert: Dr. Ratio may have a sharp tongue, but it seems there's some mutual respect.
Dr. Ratio: Wait a moment. “Mutual”? What did he say about me?
Owlbert: Aventurine personally asked for Dr. Ratio to be our guest today.
Owlbert: He said... ahem. (imitating Aventurine) "Perhaps only Dr. Ratio can succinctly explain my combat style."
Dr. Ratio: Nonsense! He's a system of chaos devoid of logic. Unintelligible!! That gambler can't possibly think my mathematics are suited to this— this pinball, can he?
Owlbert: He also said, "Dr. Ratio will vigorously deny this, but if he didn't fully understand my abilities, why would he accept the invitation to come on the show?"
Dr. Ratio: That's not,, I just… I approve of this show's dedication,, to truth,, and… knowledge. Nothing more.
Owlbert: Haha, I really can't tell what the deal is between you two!
POV: Watching your fat coworker guzzle down the "weight loss shake" you've been bringing him to help him "shed" that stubborn belly. Little does he know all that heavy cream and mass gainer is only keeping him fat and growing, just how you want him.
He sits back after finishing, rubbing his sloshy, gurgling belly as it plops in his lap. "I'm not sure these are working, but boy do they feel filling." They sure do, big guy. 😈