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sidneypoindexter · 1 hour
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This video has not left my mind since I saw it… thank u tiktok user golblinforeva 🤲🩵
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okay but the best part about the "senshi tries to teach this a middle-aged guy about the birds and the bees" gag is that chilchuck actually gets moved by the biology lesson
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sidneypoindexter · 3 hours
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ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus
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P̙̳͡h͉̕ͅ'̩͎̫̱̮N̡̞͔̫g̮̪ͅL͕ͅu̺ͅI͏͓̰̣͍ ̳̟̭͔̲̝͟ͅm̤̲̟̟̩͢G̟̫̠̣̹͝l̷̻̰̟͈̲͖W̫'͚̖̜͔̝͜n̸̤͖̙A̦̗̤̹͓̜̞f̫͇̰̦͚̲͕́H̸̦ ̘̗̪̗̮̺c͚͔T̶̻̠̣̬̲̯̬h̴͓͉̥͈͈̙̦Ṷ͍͚͓̫̖l̹̦H͖̹͙͚ụ͈̕ ̹͓͇̰͝ͅͅR͔̻'͉̼̳̜͓͍̙l̜̦̭̟Ỳ͔͉͇͍̥ͅe̵̹̻̖̘H̥͠ ͘ẃ̪G̯̭͙̱a̞̪̰̤͇̖͝H̪̜̪͉̥̰ͅ'̩͖͈̣n̡A̱̣g̻̺̞̤L͏ ̪̙̙ͅf̴Ḫ̺̖̫t̜̜̼A͍̼͎͖̟̞̬g̦N͈͎̺̫
♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫ 
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sidneypoindexter · 5 hours
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I should make another text post compilation! *Immediately does Magolor dirty*
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sidneypoindexter · 6 hours
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hey guess what I’ve been missing
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sidneypoindexter · 6 hours
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I never draw fan art but this was important.
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sidneypoindexter · 6 hours
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i think it's so funny that ember canonically seemingly has the aesthetic that you're typical alt rock musician would have yet stylistically her music is more pop than anything and that sam in her debut ep even refers to her music as corporate bubblegum pop™
so now i think it'd be rlly funny is sam straight up thought ember was nothing more than an industrial plant who puts on this supposed edgy™ persona when rlly she's just another wannabe pop star hack who's trying to take up space in the scene lmao
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sidneypoindexter · 6 hours
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prev tags ^^^
sidney is the ONLY person we hear use the term "halfa" and no one else uses it, iirc.
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sidneypoindexter · 7 hours
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i think they should have rouge in sonic 3 but she still works for gun. with the whole “people work for gun and research aliens” thing have them reveal that actually they just liked one and were like yeah we can hire her as a spy. this is revealed towards the end of the movie like in sa2, and half the characters (mostly other gun agents) had no idea she even worked for them and are like “what the fuck is this organisations hierarchy how many top secret furries does this org have”. every subsequent character introduced to the scu has some sort of gun connection, mostly either working for them or trying to be recruited for various purposes. they see amy wielding her big ass hammer and assume she has some sort of innate power that can be harnessed like knuckles and they use her polite and slightly naive disposition to lure her in. once it becomes clear they wanna do experiments on her she kicks their asses and during the ensuing fight someone manages to pluck one of her quills and discovers it has no energy and is just a regular ass quill. amy is deeply offended and confused by them ruining her hair. the last remaining conscious gun agent pleads with horror: “how are you this strong?” and she says “you ever heard of the gym???” and knocks him out cold. later down the line team chaotix get hired as a top secret investigative task force. the plot hinges on gun assuming they’re special in some way that makes their work more effective than human agents, mostly because vector oversold them in an effort to land a gig because rent was due, however the audience is clearly shown all of their successes over regular gun agents have been pure coincidences. once it becomes clear they’re not all that special or more effective, gun is like “do you guys not have any superpowers ?? special abilities ?? exceptional skills ??”. “i’m literally a ninja?” espio says, not knowing what more they could want. “one in five cases comes with a discount..?” vector tries. “i know how to tax evade” charmy helpfully provides.
anon you're hired
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sidneypoindexter · 9 hours
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"falin is canonically fat" "they cinched her waist in the anime" "no she's never been fat only average" GUYSSSS she used to be fat but lost it after getting revived duh......
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sidneypoindexter · 9 hours
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really surprised i have of yet to see this reading of laios' and toshiro's relationship before tbh
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sidneypoindexter · 9 hours
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This show keeps getting better and better
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sidneypoindexter · 9 hours
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half-foots are often mistaken for young tallmen or dwarves by people who don’t know about them.
But Chilchuck is like the 6’5” of half-foots. I wonder if he’s not even immune to that in half-foot communities. Like imagine you’re at the market and you see the tallest guy you ever saw. Like “holy shit he’s tall” tall. He’s a head taller than everyone else. APPARENTLY half-foots and tallmen can have fertile children. People probably constantly ask him if he’s half-tallman or half-dwarf. Maybe not dwarf cause he’s so skinny.
Chilchuck is also a middle child of 5 siblings. I wonder if his whole family is like that or if he’s just token beanpole. Man, the whiplash he must’ve felt the first time he went to a more diverse area and everyone started calling him small. no wonder he drinks
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sidneypoindexter · 9 hours
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