#incorrect fma quotes

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Okay, listen, bestie- Ed: I am not your fucking bestie. Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-

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[dyingroses]

Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking

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[caesarinsalata]

Source

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[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.

Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now

Ed: I'm gonna get shot

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[wickedcriminal]

Peak sibling behavior

Bonus: armor edition

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[fairyprince7]

Ed: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like “look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.”

Winry: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.

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[soufflegirl]

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[datlokibumtho]

Ed: "What's your body count?"

Al: "37."

Ed: "Slut."

Al: "Why's that make me a slut?"

Ed:

Al:

Al: "Oh, you...you meant people I've had sex with."

Ed: "Yeah."

Al: "Oh, no, I haven't done that yet."

Ed: "Then why'd you say 37?"

Al:

Ed:

Al: nervous laugh

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[wakkoroni]

FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2

Slight context: the Elrics are missing

Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned

Solider: but sir it’s dangerous

Roy: I don’t care I want my children back to me

Soldier: yes sir

Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready

Roy, realizing what he just said: I don’t have time for games

Riza: I’ll put it on standby

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[fr33zrbride]

Fuery: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Falman: Theft. Breda: Disturbing the peace. Hawkeye: Aggravated assault. Mustang: Arson. Havoc: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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[incorrectfmaquotes]

Fuery: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours? Riza: I would take my 50 Hayates home and live like a king.

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[dyingroses]

If I give my bridal bouquet to Riza at the reception, do you think General Mustang would feel socially obligated to propose to her right then?"

Dr. Winry Rockbell, who has been shipping Riza "I have someone to protect" Hawkeye and Roy Mustang, since she was 10

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[cjs-51703]

*Modern!AU*

Lan Fan, on Ling's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*

Lan Fan: Aww, that's--

Lan Fan: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*

The other line: This is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?

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[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Ed: how petty can you get?

Roy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Hawkeye.

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[the-herdier]

Greed: "In fact..."

Greed, pointing at Lust: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Envy: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Pride: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Wrath: "Definitely eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Gluttony: "Eat shit."

Greed: "You can all eat shit!"

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[fairyprince7]

Ling: I'm having problems with a guy...

Lan Fan: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems? Because I can only help you with one of those.

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