#source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses on tumblr

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: What if the moon was a pumpkin? Discuss.

Wonwoo: The space race would now be focused on who can carve the coolest Jack o'lantern into it.

Seokmin: No, no, no, cause you could live inside and sleep on the guts and use seeds as plates and swing from the also guts.

Mingyu: Pumpkin pie, next question.

Seungkwan: No, pumpkin soup.

Jeonghan: Who votes pumpkin pie?

*five hands raise*

Jeonghan: Who votes pumpkin soup?

*only Seungkwan raises hand*

Jeonghan: Okay! Pumpkin pie it is! Seungcheol is buying!

Seungcheol: Wait, what—?!

#jeonghan #wonwoo #seokmin #dk #dokyeom #seungkwan #mingyu #seungcheol #scoups #seventeen #svt #incorrect quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect svt #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt quotes #source: tumblr #source: biggest gaudiest patronuses

[valorrant]

Neon: No, I'm using finger guns because I'm threatening you

#source: tumblr #s: biggest gaudiest patronuses #valorant #valorant neon #neon #neon valorant #incorrect quotes #incorrect valorant #incorrect valorant quotes #valorant incorrect quotes #valorant quotes #valorant incorrect

[incorrect-webtoon-quotes]

PARA-Professional: #1

Killian: I dislike it when people say 'bless you' when I sneeze. Stop acknowledging my bodily functions.

Deg: Look I'm just trying to stop your soul from escaping out your nose, thereby allowing a demon to barge in. The demon should at least ask politely.

Killian: Sweet but unnecessary! Two demons can't fit into the same vessel and this one's already occupied.

Gene, walking by: Sounds like SOMEONE hasn't experienced using a single mortal body as your get along shirt.

#source: tumblr #source: coraclavia #source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #killian #eugene #douglas #gene #deg #killian paraprofessional #gene paraprofessional #deg paraprofessional #paraprofessional #webtoon #incorrect paraprofessional #incorrect webtoon #incorrect paraprofessional quotes #incorrect webtoon quotes

[a-capella-nerd]

My latest thing is making wine mom art of quotes from unlikely sources please suggest more

#quotes from unlikely sources #tumblr #biggest gaudiest patronuses #scp #sonic #deep quotes #powerful quotes #dumb art

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Miss Call: There is no final version of yourself! We never stop growing or changing, nor should we. So stop beating yourself up for not being 'there' yet!

Meredith: Actually, there is. It's called a corpse.

Beth: Yeah, the final version of yourself is the one you die in, I think?

Miss Call: Oh, well I don't know how it works with you mortals.

Beth: Then again, a corpse doesn't stop rotting, does it?

Dahlia: But is a corpse still you after it dies? Are you your mortal body, or are you the consciousness inhabiting it?

[after several minutes of debate]

Orinala: ... My apologies, Miss Call. Your sentiment was very deep.

Aster, shrugging: Only about six feet.

#source: tumblr #source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #miss call #meredith #beth #dahlia #orinala #aster

[enderman-holding-things]

Blacklist

Requests with these in them will be either deleted or said no to publically. Please don't waste either of our times. You're free to interact if you're a fan- I'm not gonna stop you from looking at funny block creature holding things- but know that I won't make anything for these.

Don't try to trigger me with these, they're not triggers. Just boundaries :)

Youtubers:

Dream

PewDiePie

JSchlatt

Tumblr users:

sixpenceee

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

badjokesbyjeff (why?)

any user on @sysmedical-blocklist

Memes/misc:

"joe mama"

Quandale Dingle

Guns (the one exception)

Media:

Shingeki no Kyujin/Attack on Titan (manga/anime)

Danganronpa (franchise)

Doki Doki Literature Club (game)

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss (series)

Harry Potter (the entire franchise, yes. fans of this are NOT welcome here)

Hetalia Axis Powers (anime/manga)

Melanie Martinez (both albums & just herself)

Boku no Hero Academia/My Hero Academia (manga/anime)

Paw Patrol (ACAB, even the funny cute puppies.)

Pico's School (franchise), with exception of Pico himself

SIA & Songbird Serenade (her official pony self), both albums and herself

ANY sexual source. This is a space for minors. This includes, but is not limited to:

Boku no Pico

HuniePop

Yandere Simulator

I may deny a request if I cannot find a transparent image of it, such as actors or Youtubers without a persona, if I do not have the energy to remove the background. You're fine to send it in at a later time, though! (I'll probably just keep it in the inbox for later lol)

I also do not enjoy it if you tag my edits with any variation of Ranboo, or other DSMP players, unless said player is in the post itself. Please be courteous.

#blacklist #this will be expanded on

[devselia]

cant believe people still follow and interact and fucking draw fanart of biggest gaudiest patronuses i thought they were proven to be a garbage human ages ago

I use tumblr like 3 hrs a week, I'm not online enough to know what you're talking about. This doesn't really help me. If anyone's concerned about anything, please give me context and sources to understand what this means? I've turned anon off for the time being, but I'll keep any discussions private.

#and I haven't even been this active since 2018 #I'm not interested in stirring drama but if anyone is feeling unsafe for any reason I'd like things explained to me otherwise I can't help

[fangirl-nadir]

Finding Tumblr blogs to follow: a beginner's guide

So! You finally made that Tumblr blog you've always wanted. Congratulations, and welcome to the hellsite! First things first, let's help you find some people to follow.

Tip 1: Unfollow Staff

No one follows staff.

Tip 2: Start with the iconic blogs

Pukicho, Biggest Gaudiest Patronuses, and One Time I Dreamt are by far the most iconic Tumblr blogs and are well worth a follow! Some other local celebrities include I Am a Fish, Amtrak Official, Neil Gaiman, and Strange Aeons.

Tip 3: Try a gimmick blog!

The Shitpost Calligrapher, Haiku Bot, and Alphabet Completionist are examples of gimmick blogs: blogs that have a specific, well... Gimmick. Whether it's turning your posts into beautiful calligraphy or counting the letters used in your post, these guys are always a source of fun!

Tip 4: See if creators you follow elsewhere are on Tumblr

You'd be surprised how many people have a secret Tumblr!

Tip 5: Scroll through some tags and see if anyone stands out to you!

This is how you'll find the majority of people to follow. Type something you like into the search bar and start scrolling! If you see a post you like check out the OP's blog to see if you like the rest of their content. If no specific blogs stand out but you still want to keep up with the topic, follow the tag!

Tip 5 1/2: Don't be afraid to block people and/or filter tags

There are a lot of annoying people out there and it's ok to block them. Similarly, if Tumblr keeps showing you content for something you're not interested in you can actually block the tag! Sick of people posting about FNAF? There's a quick and easy fix for that!

#tumblr etiquette #tumblr guides #advice #tumblr advice #tumblr help

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Makarov: Alright, I need alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen".

Loke: cads and wastrels

Gajeel: fellow scoundrels

Lucy: Ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

Freed: beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

Levy: entities of interest

Mirajane: paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

Natsu: the fbi's most and least wanted

Cana: discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

Evergreen: esteemed gutter filth

Lisanna: ladies, gentleman and those of us who know better

#nb!lisanna #trans!lisanna #for anon #makarov dreyar #loke #Gajeel Redfox #lucy heartfilia #freed justine #Levy McGarden #mirajane strauss #natsu dragneel #Cana Alberona #Evergreen #lisanna strauss #fairy tail #source: tumblr #source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses on tumblr #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga #pride 2021

[earthboundfacebook]

#paula #masked man #earthbound #mother 3 #source: tumblr (biggest-gaudiest-patronuses)

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Ai: “Fuck it up, buttercup.”

Sakura: “Go for the kill, daffodil.”

Junko: “Fight the power, sunflower.”

Saki: “Riot, bitch.”

#zombie land saga #zombieland saga #zls #revenge #zlsr #ai mizuno #sakura minamoto #junko konno #saki nikaido #incorrect quotes #source: Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: I’m bored. I want attention.

Jisoo: Fine, but I’m not rescuing you from the local college’s science department again.

Jeonghan: I could have escaped ANY TIME I SO CHOSE I was just being sociable okay???

Jisoo: You ate three people.

Jeonghan: In the name of SCIENCE!

#jeonghan #joshua #jisoo #seventeen #svt #incorrect quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt #incorrect svt quotes #source: tumblr #source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #source: peaceful-meme-goblin

[valorrant]

Viper: Stop forgiving my crimes. I worked so hard on those.

#source: tumblr #s: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #valorant #valorant viper #viper #viper valorant #incorrect quotes #incorrect valorant #incorrect valorant quotes #valorant incorrect quotes

[player-1]

Aloe: By gosh, I want to see a sad little cartoon villain man unveiling his backstory in an unnecessarily flamboyant musical number whilst his bumbling team of comic relief henchpersons stumble about providing the off-key chorus line.

Palm: ...Aren't you describing your brother?

Aloe: Yes, but when will he ever get an entourage of equal-minded goons? Such a shame indeed...

Vera: -BITCH!! >:(

~

OS Aloe: *Dancing and singing 'If I Were A Man' to vent her frustrations about being cooped up in the palace all the time.*

Vera: Oh boo hoo, does someone need an entourage? Want a gaggle of robots to help you start your villain arc?

Aloe: -BITCH!! Just let me thrive already, I'm emotional! >:(

#cookie run #cookie run comics #aloe cookie #vera cookie #incorrect ish quotes #Ah yes aloe and vera's sibling relationship #blatant disrespect and murderous sass #also the song slaps and fits OS Aloe well #even without the victorian plotline #source: tumblr (biggest-gaudiest-patronuses)

[shitravenclawssay]

the houses as inspirational anti-establishment sentiments

Ravenclaw: Fuck it up, buttercup

Slytherin: Go for the kill, daffodil

Hufflepuff: Fight the power, sunflower

Gryffindor: Riot, bitch

#ravenclaw #shitravenclawssay #textpost #hufflepuff #gryffindor #slytherin #shit the houses say #shit houses do #hogwarts #house quotes #hogwarts houses #source: @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses on tumblr

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Kasari: Be gentle but relentless.

Kasari: Unless that doesn't work, then come at the world with a warhammer.

#source: tumblr #source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #kasari