#some kind of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle

[iskander-tm]

what's the story behind your nickname be brutally honest

So. I like to look up name's meanings from time to time. And n the sites about name's meaning they also have a section where they put different variations of a name, like short forms and variations in other languages (ex. joseph - ivan (yeah that's basically the same name))

and one day I was searching meaning behind names i wanted to name my oc and i decided just for fun to look up my friend's name. And I saw a few funny short names of her so I sent it to her. She got into it and a few minutes later sent me a bunch of funny variations of mine. And amongst them was Iskander!! It's an arabic variant of the name Alexandra. And it sounds sick as hell and i really liked it!!!

But the problem with that name is that in no universe would i found a free handle just as Iskander BECAUSE ITS A PRETTY STANDART NAME. So I decided to add trade mark at the end. Iskander-tm. A lil brand of mine. Free to use when im dead

oh also sometimes i call myself Kar and pretend that its short for iskander(no the fuck its not) and its because i was(and still kinda am but not to that extent) a homestuck fan and karkat is my fav, and when i was at the hs discord server my friend used to call me kar bc at the time i guess we had similar vibes? but yeah it also stuck with me

homestuck fucking sketch from the last year to scare y'all

boo

#some kind of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle #handle #nickname #kat #karkat #cringe is dead i killed it

[thatlittledandere]

I don't know what Hussie's thing with The Handle is but I fucking love it. Some kind of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle is a running joke already and now we're in cahoots with the handle? Fucking excellent.

#venlapost #homestuck #sollux captor #also great introduction to the character #i'm only posting like 1/3 of the context but if you see this in the tags or recommendations you know what the context is #if you don't. don't even worry about it <3 #neither do i #venla experiences homestuck

[mushrooms-and-manga]

Doing some kind of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle

#Izutsumi Dungeon Meshi #Dungeon Meshi #Dungeon blogging

[pollstuck]

It's the hatch to the crawlspace above your apartment. BRO'S always tucking away in there when he's busting out his rad stealth stunts. He's so slick that dangling cord never even jostles.

You just know he's being ironic with these weird mind games. There's no way anyone could be serious about aping those shitty movies.

It is time to face your destiny. No going back now.

Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there.

TG: ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass TT: What is the specific problem? TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong TT: You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it. TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it. TT: Also, coarse is a good word. TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here TG: like TG: the proboscalypse i guess TT: Are you going to start rapping about this? TG: what no TG: no listen TT: Prong of flesh bereft of home TT: Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam. TG: no oh jesus TT: Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse TT: A painted pair of parted lips TT: That dare through kiss to stir the air TT: That teases tufts of orange hair. TT: And though faces flush in lovers' fits, TT: Hands snug in plush as gloves befit. TG: ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second TG: this is serious TG: i am just saying TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever TG: im gonna fly off the handle TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.

#homestuck #pollstuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #poll

[solitarysketcher]

TELL ME BOUT HOMESTUCK!

yes chef.

ok so we'll go with my favourite parts, the quadrant system and the hemospectrum. Both of these are part of troll society (trolls are grey, yellow eyes, black hair, orange horns), and play very important roles in reproduction (quadrants), and societal roles (hemospectrum).

First, the quadrant system: There are four, each representing a different kind of emotion. We'll go left -> right, top to bottom. (note: no quadrants have set pronunciations, say them however you like.)

<3 The first quadrant is the red or flushed quadrant, more typically known as Matespritship. It is represented by a red heart. It is the most familiar to humans, being a typical romantic/sexual relationship built on positive feelings. Not much else to explain, except that the sexual part is not required unless going by canon alternian rules, which have a very strict system and requires all trolls to reproduce.

<> Next is the pale quadrant, also known as Moiraillegience (Singular: Moirail), or a palemate. This is represented by a pale pink diamond, and is built on positive feelings. Sexuality is not a part of this quadrant, instead it is more necessary for keeping two trolls grounded instead of doing some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle. It is usually more one-sided, but both need eachother to some degree. One of my good friends describes it as a 'platonic soulmate', though in troll society it is considered a form of romance, being judged in the same way if cheated as if a 'normal' relationship had a cheating partner.

<3< Next is the black, or caliginous quadrant, also known as Kismesissitude (singular: kismesis). It is represented by a black spade, and is built on negative feelings. It is the second of the two sexual quadrants, and in canon is described as a 'very potent arch-rivalry'. The two (or more, if open to polyamoury) people in the relationship must hate eachother just as passionately as the other (very). Despite the absolute hatred they must have for eachother, a certain amount of respect must be held. A kismesis, just like a matesprit, shines light on traits about yourself you may not want to acknowledge, or even know that they're there. A healthy kismesis relationship will always have some level of respect for the other, if not an Auspistice is needed.

o8< The final quadrant, called the ashen quadrant, known formally as Auspisticism, requires atleast three people. It is represented by a grey club. In canon, it is when one troll steps in to an abusive/disloyal kismesissitude to try getting things back on track. Essentially, relationship therapists. I personally enjoy the idea that it can apply to all quadrants, and can also double as a matchmaker. This idea is very uncanon. If the auspistice doesn't care enough, the relationship will crumble.

The next part of my essay is the Hemospectrum. It is the caste system that troll society lives by. It is determined by blood colour, since trolls come in different blood colours. The lowest caste is rust, and the highest caste is fuchsia. The exact lineup is Rust, Bronze, Gold, Lime*, Olive, Jade, Teal, Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. Lower castes have higher psychic powers, but higher castes live longer, with fuchsias possibly living millions of years. Most trolls wear their blood colour prominently, with the exception of trolls outside the hemospectrum (aka mutants) (because they would be culled if their blood colour was discovered)

*Limebloods are extinct in canon; due to their psychic abilities to pacify highbloods they were all culled.

Rustbloods have dark red blood, and the strongest psychic capabilities (commonly telekinesis). They only live about a dozen or two sweeps (one sweep equals about 2.16 years), or about 25-50 years.

Bronzebloods have dark orange-ish blood, and commonly have the power to communicate with animals. Their lives are slightly shorter than an average human life.

Goldbloods have dark yellow blood, and often have strange eyes, being one or two flat colours with no pupils. They also often have more than two horns. Their psychic powers most commonly are associated with technology, and their lifespans are comparable to that of a human.

Not much is known of limes, because they were all culled before the events of homestuck. It is known that they had some unusual names, and the ability to pacify highbloods through their psychic power. One of the signs in the lime caste, Cancer, transcends the hemospectrum entirely, and is the religious symbol of what is basically troll jesus.

Olive blood is a dark green colour. Nothing is said about any psychic powers they may have. Their lifespans are comparable to that of a human, most likely more. Troll Will Smith is an oliveblood.

Jadebloods have greenish-blue blood. Jades are especially important in troll society, being the caretakers of the Mother Grub (The giant monster that births all trolls). Jades typically live longer than a century. They are said to probably have the smallest caste population apart from fuchsias. The Jades who care for the Mother Grub are also tasked with culling off any grubs (troll babies) that are deemed 'too weak' or have some sort of imperfection (disability, mutant blood, etc.). Jades are also able to become Rainbow Drinkers (troll vampires), though it is suggested that becoming a rainbow drinker is sacrilegious.

Tealbloods have teal blood. They often work as legislacerators, aka lawyers. Not much else to be said about them, except for the fact that they have the best character in the series: Terezi Pyrope. i love her (platonically).

Ceruleanbloods have cobalt blue blood, and are sometimes called Cobalt because of this. They often have strange eyes (Vriska has 8 pupils in her left eye, my fantroll has four in his right eye, and one from hiveswap has a third eye under their right eye). They also often have asymmetrical horns. Some ceruleans have the ability to read/control minds, and this can be very dangerous if abused. The trolls with more pupils/eyes often have much better vision, and can see through surfaces that would appear opaque to anyone else.

Indigobloods have electric blue blood. They often have horns resembling arrows, and sometimes have terrifying physical strength.

Purplebloods have cool purple blood. They are the highest of the land-dwelling castes, and most all of them participate in a clown-based religion, wearing juggalo-like makeup to show their affiliation. A few purplebloods are selected to rule as both religious and political leaders, the religious bit only applying to those who are part of the religion. In canon, only one of these 'Grand Highbloods' is mentioned, though i choose to believe that there are multiple who govern in different parts of the Alternian empire.

Now we move onto the seadwelling castes, the royalty of trollkind.

Violetbloods have warm purple blood, and more aquatic features (they still have legs tho). Not much to say about them other than i like their blood colour.

Fuchsiabloods have magenta blood, and also have aquatic features. There are only ever two at a time, The Imperious Condescension, and the heir to the throne. TIC is in control of the entire alternian empire, and can possibly live up to millions of years. Both Fuchsiabloods are connected to the gl'bgolyb, a giant monster of tentacles that can release a scream that kills all the trolls in the universe. To prevent it from doing this without a command, it must be fed other troll's guardian monsters (aka Lusii, sing. Lusus). The control of the gl'bgolyb is why TIC is feared and able to keep such a grip on all of trollkind.

Mutants are trolls who are outside of the hemospectrum, and thus are almost always culled when they hatch. The ones that manage to sneak through hide their blood colour, because they'll also be culled if found out later. Troll Jesus was a mutant, having bright red blood.

And that's my infodump! hope you don't regret telling me to do this :)

#homestuck #sprite speaks #sprite infodumps

[bangchanswolfpelt]

it is absolutely wild that we've hit a point where this feels like a thing that needs to be said, but—

if you're reblogging the shit i write and yelling about how much you like it, i appreciate the hell out of you. i've probably never replied, because i'm socially awkward and have no idea what to do when people say kind things (and also i'm from the era of tumblr where it was only proper to politely avert your eyes when someone did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle in the tags of your post), but please know that i probably go back and reread what you said on the regular when i need a shot of Good Brain Chemicals and that i think the fact that you put in the effort that you did makes you braver than any goddamn marine.

if you're reblogging the shit i write and not saying anything at all, i also appreciate the hell out of you. maybe you didn't say anything because even the most indirect of social interaction makes you anxious, maybe your brain was tired, or maybe you just didn't have much to say. you still slapped my post onto your blog the way i tape Yoongi postcards to my walls and that's goddamn cool of you.

if you leave a like and don't say anything, guess what—we still appreciate the hell out of you in this house. you took a second to do something you absolutely didn't have to! that's still pretty fuckin cool of you, to do a single thing more than is absolutely necessary, some days i don't even do that much.

if you're not reblogging or liking anything, you're just here to read and vibe—it's hard to appreciate someone i don't know exists, but you bet i'm fuckin trying. i think it’s cool that you’re doing fandom on your own terms and i hope it’s a fun escape from whatever else you’ve got going on.

#friendly reminder📢

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde

Act 2, page 611

TG: ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you

TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass

TT: What is the specific problem?

TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong

TT: You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it.

TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis

TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face

TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it.

TT: Also, coarse is a good word.

TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock

TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses

TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here

TG: like

TG: the proboscalypse i guess

TT: Are you going to start rapping about this?

TG: what no

TG: no listen

TT: Prong of flesh bereft of home

TT: Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.

TG: no oh jesus

TT: Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse

TT: A painted pair of parted lips

TT: That dare through kiss to stir the air

TT: That teases tufts of orange hair.

TT: And though faces flush in lovers' fits,

TT: Hands snug in plush as gloves befit.

TG: ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second

TG: this is serious

TG: i am just saying

TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like

TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

TG: im gonna fly off the handle

TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.

#homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck act 2 #page 611

[homestuck-analysis]

TG: this is serious TG: i am just saying TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like TG: kind of jutting out and imprudent or whatever TG: im gonna fly off the handle TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

#homestuck #Dave #strider #dave strider #soft bulbous bottom #smuppet #turntechgodhead #panel 002422 #act 1-4 #this is serious #i am just saying #if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like #kind of jutting out and imprudent or whatever #im gonna fly off the handle #im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

[tuxedokit]

51 are you scared of spiders?

thats actually... hard to answer?

bc i grew up w like, heavy arachnophobia. but then since ive started living on res, theres been a lot of spiders that just, like,, live here. like theres at least 4 in the bathroom on my floor.

and ive just sort of,,, grown accustomed to them? like. ive gone to the bathroom, and ive even approached some of them (like just to look at them) without doing an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle. so like,, living here is almost my own kind of exposure therapy, in a weird convoluted way hehe

i hope that makes sense, i like. just woke up lol

#ask #ask game #anon #anon ask #asks #spiders #spider #spider tw #uhhhhhh idk what else to tag for tw #ACTUALLY stupid fun fact #another thing thats really helped me be less afraid pf spiders is vriska #bc shes got a lot of association with spiders. and sjes one of my fav characters. so im like 'spiders arent bad!!!! spiders are vriska!!!' #while screaming internally bc still Afraid judt trying to be less so #so yeah thats a thing #homestuck in helping me get over a phobia #vriska specifically #ryann shut up challenge

[rpdepartment]

Homestuck Sentence Starters prompt - part 7 Dave Strider requested by anon

25 starters |

« go apeshit i guess. »

« come on, you sleep like 20 hours a day! »

« so hey, apparently i'm about to fall asleep. » 

« this is some irredeemably mortifying shit here. »

« holy shit why do i care about THAT suddenly?! » 

« our memes can cancel each other out this time. »

« just stay on the goddamn ground for fucks sake. »

« so you admit you were stalling with all that bullshit? »

« been shoring up my muthafuckin CRAFT over here! »

« you can’t possibly understand how much i hate you. » 

« i'm sounding like an idiot and my head is starting to hurt. »

« you want me to pack up my raps and leave you alone or... ? »

« i don't think it matters now dude, the pooch is already screwed. »

« you have a thing for her, don't you? don't deny it bro it's obvious. »

« are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fucking pen. » 

« the only thing that rhymes with puppets is different kinds of puppets!!! »

« are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory?! »

« there is nothing even slightly applicable about any of that bullshit to our situation. »

« is reality still a thing that means something? can that be a question on the table too? »

« i still don't have the slightest clue whats going on here but i fully endorse this turn of events. » 

« you must be out of your fucking mind if you think i want to know where you're going with this. »

« although a gay butterfly effect is a pretty funny idea lets not dismiss that as a concept altogether. »

« i will start being friends with [x] again because they are my friends and never stopped being that. »

« i'm gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit. » 

« don't tell [x] this but i think they might have been right about the puppets. they're sort of starting to freak me out a little. »

#sentence starters #rp sentence starters #rp prompts #rp prompt #homestuck #request #silly starters #sad starters #angry starters

[incorrect-bangtan-boys]

Jimin: This is serious

Jimin: I am just saying

Jimin: IF I see one more soft bulbous bottom being just like

Jimin: Kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

Jimin: I'm gonna fly off the handle

Jimin: I'm gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

#s; homestuck #jimin #bts #bangtan sonyeondan #bangtan #bangtan boys #beyond the scenes #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect bts

[them-spicy-trolls]

Bro’s puppets n shit

Zol: wait why am i getting your sword for you Zol: your the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass

Bro: what is the SPECIFIC problem

Zol: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong

Bro: you know you like the mannequin dick. accept it

Zol: I AM ENROBED  IN CHAFING WRIGGLING GOD FUCKING DAMNED PUPPET PELVIS

Zol: AN OBSCENELY LONG COARSE KERMIT COCK IS BEING DRAGGED ACROSS MY ANGUISHED FACE

Bro: Lets put this into perspective.

Bro: you put up with the puppet prostate because you love it

Bro: also coarse is a good word

Zol: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively fluffy muppet buttock

Zol: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses

Zol: its like the fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here

Zol: like...

Zol: the proboscalypse i guess

Bro: ha, are you going to start rapping about this?

Zol: no. fuck. listen

Bro: prong of flesh bereft of home Bro: found solace 'twixt of cleft of foam

Zol: no oh jesus

Bro: of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse 

Bro: a painted pair of parted lips 

Bro: that dare through kiss to stir the air 

Bro: that teases tufts of orange hair 

Bro: and though faces flush in lovers' fits 

Bro: hands snug in plush as gloves befit

Zol: okay jesus christ can you shut your fishy trap for one second

Zol: this is serious

Zol: i am just saying

Zol: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like

Zol: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

Zol: i am going to fly off the handle

Zol: im going to do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

Bro: then lets hope there will be some squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall ;]

Rit: *still in the voice chat, not knowing how to react*

Zol continues to have a nervous breakdown in the middle of puppet pelvis Its her weakness Other than Suhf Its puppets Specially her bros He makes them a certain way She swears they are fucking haunted She comes back shaking with tears in her eyes "I got your sword" falls on the couch after handing it to him Passes out Bro: ah Bro: she will be fine

Rit: you okay...? Zol: PUPPETS Zol: AWESOME Zol: THATS ALL THERE REALLY IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER hangs up Rit: h

#Zol #Bro #Rit #storytime

[incorrect-yuri-on-ice]

Yurio: If I see one more butt on the ice being like

Yurio: Kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

Yurio: I'm gonna fly off the handle

Yurio: I'm gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a gold medal or some shit

#source: homestuck #submission #yuri plisetsky #yuri on ice #yoi #incorrect yuri on ice quotes #submitted by yoi-made-me-trash #grand queue finale

[firefly20ffm]

i love how hiveswap being a prequel leads to it only having four possible endings:

a) hiveswap ends with everyone returning to their respective universes and going back to their (likely improved) daily lives. joey and jude die in their late 20s in the 2009 SBURB apocalypse. xefros, dammek and all other trolls we meet die when gl'bgolyb activates the vast glub. aka THEY get a happy ending but WE know it all ends in meteors and horrorterrors so.......yup.

b) hiveswap pulls a rogue one ending and all the protagonists die before the games end. this would explain why jake and roxy stopped going back to hauntswitch entirely and why rose seemingly never knew joey and jude, or wondered if there was some sort of connection between her family and jade’s. it’s also kind of a downer ending.

c) hiveswap ends with the portal transporting the protagonists, not back to earth and alternia, but to earth c in order to save them from the eventual apocalypses. joey and jude are suddenly in the company of young adult god versions of their father, their half-siblings(/adoptive second cousin and niece), their babysitter, their babysitter’s kids, their adoptive aunt (who is also the mother of their half-siblings and their babysitter’s probable girlfriend), and their dad’s probable boyfriend (who is also the father of their babysitter’s children). as well as even MORE aliens. joey probably does some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle (literally).

d) hiveswap ends with SUCH a plot twist ending that none of us can even guess how it ends. 

#homestuck #hiveswap #luisa talks about fandoms #the third ending would be my ideal but it would probably be too confusing for the people who haven't read all of homestuck #someone just hand joey and jude a full copy of their family tree so they can try to make sense of it pls

[ssharkkind]

TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever TG: im gonna fly off the handle TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

#dave strider #homestuck #smuppets

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde

Act 2, page 522

TG: ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you

TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass

TT: What is the specific problem?

TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong

TT: You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it.

TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis

TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face

TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it.

TT: Also, coarse is a good word.

TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock

TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses

TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here

TG: like

TG: the proboscalypse i guess

TT: Are you going to start rapping about this?

TG: what no

TG: no listen

TT: Prong of flesh bereft of home

TT: Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.

TG: no oh jesus

TT: Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse

TT: A painted pair of parted lips

TT: That dare through kiss to stir the air

TT: That teases tufts of orange hair.

TT: And though faces flush in lovers' fits,

TT: Hands snug in plush as gloves befit.

TG: ok dickinson if you can shut your perfumey trap for a half second

TG: this is serious

TG: i am just saying

TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like

TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever

TG: im gonna fly off the handle

TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit

TT: Then let's hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere below the handle to break your fall.

#homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck act 2 #page 522