#ACTUALLY stupid fun fact

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

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#karl heisenberg #ethan winters #can i even tag him #hes not even actually in this #well i guess a piece of him is #mother miranda #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg #i was actually trying to draw cute geniune domestic wintersberg #and it was so hard for me i went into art block #and i spent the entire day trying to think of a good idea for it and couldnt #then while i was falling asleep i thought of this comic in like 2 seconds #domestic wintersberg is so hard for me to draw 😭 #addicted to making dumb stupid comics where karl needs ethan so bad it makes him looks stupid #fun fact the soldat was originally going to be sturm and then i realized sturm doesnt have hands to stop karl from walking over

[hyakunana]

Meanwhile, at Venigni Works (a direct sequel from this comic)

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #round8 #pinocchio #red fox #black cat #lop fox #lop cat #fanart #comics #in the loving memory of pre-nerf shovel guy — it isn't dead yet but it so could be #ok im kiddin i actually find fun to fight against it but i tots feel the pain of first timers #fun fact i headcanon cat having a stupid crush on p after p being the first time to be nice to him and fox #i like the one-side vibe of it tbh so prepare for my repetition jokes around that fghjk

[dangerous-advantage]

jin ling, having done some stupid shit: my uncle's gonna kill me!

lan sizhui, serenely: it's ok, your other uncle's a necromancer

#hey bitches i'm back and tentatively looking to enter a new fandom space #first post into the mxtx assorted fandom i can't believe it's something this stupid /lh #fun fact this is the first fandom i've entered that i am actually intimidated by #like idk why maybe bc it's a larger fandom or one more established? like what are the rules here /silly #anyway i might end up writing something for this. i'm also back from having disappeared idk if i'll be here consistently but we'll see #mxtx #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #jin ling #lan sizhui #has this been done? if not i'm disappointed in this fandom #i say as if i have any experience with said fandom #look man this is stupid as shit but it wouldn't leave my head #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[mellowthorn]

conversations that are cute and funny when you read them the first time, but absolutely devastating on a reread

#’and whenever i call you that you may call me Fool’ aahhhhhhh #not so fun fact: i was an actual idiot on my first read and genuinely thought the Fool was just messing with Fitz here….. #it took me until the quarrel to realize that wait. fuck. i'm just as stupid as Fitz #rote #rote reread #fool’s errand #realm of the elderlings #tawny man trilogy

[mikavlcs]

Blonde

Pairing: Wednesday Addams x fem!reader

Summary: Despite being opposites, your and Wednesday’s relationship is great. There’s only one problem: you’re not very smart. 

Warnings: you’re stupid, a (bad) attempt at comedy, ooc!wednesday but you guys should be used to that

Word count: 1.1k

Notes: someone asked for a story about a dumb, bubbly reader, i tried my best to deliver. so i hope the anon that requested this enjoys<3

Masterlist

Wednesday had never understood the phrase “opposites attract.”

Well, that wasn’t entirely true. She understood what it meant in a scientific context. Two like magnetic poles repel each other but opposite poles attract. Thus is the Force of Attraction. But she could never grasp what the laws of magnetism had to do with romantic relationships.

Until she met you.

She was introduced to you, rather hesitantly on her part, by Enid. You and Enid were twin flames, two peas in a pod, soul sisters—and all the other stupid phrases Enid used to describe your bond. 

You and Enid were inseparable which meant that you were virtually inescapable for Wednesday.

And she hated it at first—hated you, at first. You were similar to Enid personality-wise, but somehow you managed to be even more bubbly and upbeat than her living rainbow of a roommate.

Wednesday couldn’t stand the way you were always smiling, always waving at and greeting people in the halls or the quad. She despised the way you always complimented everyone around you, including Wednesday. She loathed the fact that your giggles were a constant presence in her life now. And most infuriatingly, she hated the fact that nothing she ever said could phase you.

None of her subtle jabs, scathing insults, or even her most vile threats could dampen your spirits. You were unbreakable in your vivaciousness and in a weird way, she respected that.

But over time, Wednesday came to realize that it wasn’t hatred that brewed in her gut whenever you smiled at her. It wasn’t disgust that painted her cheeks a nearly imperceptible shade of red when you complimented her.

No, it was something else. Something downright reprehensible.

Wednesday…liked you.

She was positively repulsed at first (and to a degree, she still was) but she begrudgingly accepted these feelings and even embraced them when you confessed to experiencing the same terrible affections for her.

So over the months, she got used to your cheerfulness. She adapted to your compliments, your hugs, handholding, cheek kisses, and all the other sickening forms of affection you showed her.

(She would never, under any circumstances admit it, but she dared to say that she even began to enjoy them. Disgusting.)

The only problem she had was that you were…well…not the smartest. Like, at all.

It honestly astounded Wednesday how inept you could be at times. One time in class the teacher was showing a documentary about cavemen and about twenty minutes in, you leaned over and whispered, “How did they get the cameras back there if they hadn’t been invented yet?”

Wednesday could only stare.

She had been cooking with you once, teaching you how to make a traditional Addams family recipe and it called for a pinch of salt. You turned and, completely serious, asked, “Do the measurements of a pinch vary by hand size?”

It was one of the very few times in her life that Wednesday had been rendered completely speechless.

There were other, smaller things you said in passing sometimes that baffled her.

“Wednesday, if you eat peanuts really fast it tastes like peanut butter!”

“Hey, Wen, wouldn’t it be cool if Halloween was on Friday the 13th this year?”

“Wednesday, how do the birds not get confused during daylight savings time?”

It was truly mystifying.

Wednesday couldn’t help but wonder if her insults only never affected you because you simply didn’t understand them.

Surprisingly though, your intellectual inferiority was not a deal breaker for Wednesday. She usually prided herself on not wasting her time with what she deemed the lesser of her species, but with you it was different.

She would even say that, at times, she found it…somewhat cute.

(She shivered in despair the first time she caught herself mentally using that revolting word. The effect you had on her was truly disparaging.)

But that didn’t stop it from being bewildering and even worrying at times, no matter how comical it could be.

Wednesday figured that she would one day happen upon you endangering your life in some way—not on purpose, but because you simply didn’t even realize that you were doing something unsafe.

And, well, she was right.

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Saturdays were quickly becoming Wednesday’s favorite day of the week.

The two of you had a tradition where you would go to the Weathervane every Saturday morning for a coffee outing then spend the rest of the day in Jericho together. You insisted on calling them “Saturday coffee dates” which Wednesday never approved of, but she didn’t have the heart to tell you to stop.

Like usual, Wednesday went to pick you up from your dorm but, unlike usual, you didn’t answer.

A pang of worry crept up in her stomach, but she pushed it down, deciding to search your dorm to see if you were around anywhere. And indeed, you were.

She found you in the small dorm kitchen. You looked to be fiddling with something—a toaster maybe—and Wednesday went to greet you but you moved over, granting her full view of what was happening. Wednesday’s eyes widened at the sight before her.

You were trying to get something out of the toaster…with a metal fork.

Wednesday immediately ran over and snatched the fork out of your hands. “What are you doing?”

“I-My toast is stuck. I was trying to get it out,” you explained slowly, glancing back and forth between Wednesday and the toaster.

“With a fork?!” She nearly shouted.

“…Yes?” You sounded genuinely perplexed by the panic Wednesday was displaying. Wednesday heaved a sigh.

“Listen,” she began slowly, “you can’t put metal in the toaster because it could cause a short circuit. If that happens, you will get an electric shock or even start a fire. It is extremely dangerous.”

Your eyes widened in realization, mouth dropping open as you leaned your head back. “Ohhhh, yeah I forgot about that.”

Wednesday said nothing, her disbelieving gaze boring into you. You shrunk.

“I-um, thank you. For stopping me,” you sputtered and looked away, cheeks darkening in shame. Against her will, Wednesday’s demeanor softened.

“You’re welcome. Now, how about you leave that,” she looked pointedly at the toaster, “here and I will buy you something to eat at the Weathervane.”

You brightened up instantly. “Really?”

“I wouldn’t have suggested it if I wasn’t serious about it.”

Wednesday felt her lips tug upwards at the way you clapped in excitement.

“Let’s go!” you squealed, your prior shame forgotten as you dragged Wednesday out of the kitchen by the hand.

Wednesday noted how you didn’t drop her hand once you entered the hall, instead interlacing your fingers together while you gleefully greeted every student that passed. The smaller girl was busy glaring at the people you greeted (a balancing act) when you looked back at her.

“I know I’m not the brightest knife in the drawer, but you still love me,” you giggled as you skipped down the halls, swinging your intertwined hands happily.

Wednesday couldn’t even bring herself to correct you.

#fun fact: that halloween line is something i’ve actually said #yes i’m also stupid #wednesday #wednesday addams #wednesday addams x reader #wednesday addams x female reader #wednesday addams x you #wednesday addams imagine #jenna ortega

[neptunym]

ms paint doodles for @post-it-notes7 's fic series, heart and soul. i highly recommend it to anyone that either likes the kirby anime or meta knight bc it's a delight to read :]

#kirby #meta knight #galacta knight #fanart #hoshi no kaabii #krbay #iyd spoilers #IYD #ms paint #ok most of them are doodles. the strawberry and blueberry drawings started as a ''haha its meta and galacta :)'' #but at one point it turned into rendering practice #idk what happened #kirby fanart #id included #i've been wanting to show off those stupid fruits for so long. i spent an entire morning on the strawberry alone #i was literally about to post this when my blog got put in jail #one second my icon was normal. i refresh the page and boom #he's gone #anyway. go read wishful thinking and in your dreams <3333333 #edit: it's almost midnight and i just realised i wrote heavily instead of highly..... this is why we don't make drafts at 3 am #uhm anyway. fun fact. i wanted to draw the thats paint asshole meme but i was tired #so i put the images og GK and MK there as placeholders #but in the end i got too lzy to like. actually draw it lol #gala doodles #gala draws

[heynhay]

(coughing, spitting up blood) they got me…..they fucking got me……………

#truly wish I could tag this as spoilers but. you know #sadly I can’t #good omens #good omens 2 #gomens #ineffable husbands #god that is such a stupid ship name sorry guys I love you all but can’t we just be normal #and say like #aziracrow #I think that’s the informal one #idk lmk #Crowley #aziraphale #art #my art #my klance followers are staring at me like this rn 👁👁 #very little known fact (due to how much klance yaoi I draw) I actually really love drawing older ppl and wrinkles #and noses! I’ve been just doing little triangles #it was fun to get back to it. and a nice challenge to try to capture irl faces. #I have a lot to learn on thst but here’s one step closer #THIS ONE GOES OUT TO LEENFIEND BTW THSNK U FOR BEING IN THE TRENCHES W ME #See normally I would say ‘ahaha drew them…the demons won’ but this demon did not win. in fact he lost very hard

[strawglicks]

love when flint tries to be confident it is so awkward but it makes you wanna root for him . likes yessss go fireboy go

bonus quotes of them being condescending . being straight up mean in an attempt to have some kind of confidence . mean flint yay

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #flint bonpyre #firestarter #fun fact. while i was making this post the fire alarm in my apartment went off and we had to all evacuate . #idk what happened but everyone is safe #thanks flint #“oh look a crispy critter” is crazy they are actually just pointing and laughing at you like a mean school girl #also their stupid awkward laugh . there is smth so special abt that #“i just sparkle dont i” is one of my fav lines of his #who does he think he is sayin that loser ass shit . #he is such a loser who is trying his best....

[catzgam3rz]

I’ve been playing a lot of Ace Attorney lately so have some them

#miles Edgeworth when I GET YOU MILES EDGEWORTH #FIX YOUR STUPID ASS BANGS (love you bbgirl) #my art #pheonix wright #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright ace attorney #ace attorney #pwaa #pwaa fanart #fun fact have never been able to happily draw from this series but I’m actually pretty pleased with how i draw them rn #Phoenix wright my beloved I cannot make you anymore spiky than this or you look weird #miles Edgeworth I am kissing you on the mouth

[princehoneytea]

(oc) silly guy

#xiao lang is a nickname... im waiting for my bestie to assign him a more serious one #because i dont wanna accidentally name him something stupid from googling Chinese Baby Names. #princehoneytart #ocs #xiao lang #fun fact syaoran from ccs is actually named xiao lang it was just put thru translation hell twice

[mad-c1oud]

was trying to figure out why my fic a letter to your old address was getting hella kudos out of nowhere and well uh

I see

#momma im famous #I’m sorry this is the funniest way for a fic of mine to blow up for the first time #like everyone going to read letters is going to get fucking whiplash the entire fic is not like this I prommy #taking this as a compliment btw I’ve been laughing for that last 10 minutes #happy so many people love this stupid little line #fun fact- I wrote it after actually forgetting Fit was bald and not just his cubito #it was a lil reminder lmao #mad ramblings #qsmp #qsmp fic #qsmp slimecicle #Slimecicle #qsmp fitmc #links

[sonic-adventure-3]

exploding rn

#OWIE OUCH MY HEAD #doodles #sonic #fun fact that is my bottle of advil #it actually has regular liqui-gels in it #cause when got a new big bottle it had a stupid childsafe cap on it so i transferred it into a couple empty bottles i had lying around #now ones on my bedside tabel and this one hangs out near my setup #the two places i spend 90% of my time lol #anyway i’m going to explode into a million pieces now

[ihateornithologists]

someone needs therapy ig

#elisabeth das musical #kronprinz rudolf #actually it's another dumb personal drama post IM SORRYY #i just feel like if i don't whine at least somewhere my head will fucking explode . #of course it's not exactly Like That irl i just really don't want to hurt any of uhmm people involved #and as a result keep doing more and more stupid shit instead. great job. #..and having random suicidal thoughts ofc #<:) #fun fact at some point when this. idk something. was happening i literally just started talking about rudolf I AM SO NORMAL. #well that's still slightly better than retelling half of wagner's biography WHICH I ALSO DID once. #Maybe i'm waiting for [...] to admit that actually i'm just annoying as fuck (again.) #as far as i can tell she already hates rudolf. as was intended

[menlove]

I have some bad news for you about hitler & stalin & mao & castro and-

also I just genuinely want to know from antitheists: what makes war waged over religion inherently Worse than war waged over politics? both end in senseless loss of life over ideology. both are used as a tool and a weapon. one genocidal maniac believing in god(s) and another not does not make a material difference in them being a genocidal maniac.

#antitheists are so painfully stupid it makes my head hurt actually and genuinely #fun fact people commit atrocities in the name of many things! #religion is just one! and it is no different than war waged for other political ideologies

[leviackermansjewishwife]

As a Zipporah, I need to know which one is more popular.

#jewblr #jewish tumblr #jumblr #jewish girls #jewish polls #jewish posting #jewish tag #zipporah #jews of tumblr #reblog for bigger sample size #fun fact my grandfather actually hated how my mother spelt my name and said it was stupid

[synthshenanigans]

Finally has been a full year since I started listening

Fuckin hate that guy eugh

#/j #but anyway I've finally been jashing for a year #i wasn't fully kidnapped into it yet but by like dec 20th-23rd i had his VoaC cover on loop #which was annoying to do cos there was no spotify & the youtube app wouldn't let me loop videos #so everytime i finished the song i had to reset the vid myself #my sanity was truly saved by these songs being on Spotify #same goes for his moss cover too #bro of i had last.fm then i would have SO much more counts for those two songs #the bidding too #oh fun fact. i made a very rough sketch of an OC of mine using his TME video & HMS ideas in general #but i was stupid apparently an swapped heart & souls colors which looks cursed now to me #also whats funny is that ibis paint says i started the art on Mar 1st. Which is literally the day before TfaR & TMR an the rest came out #good timing me lol #i need to stop ranting sm in these tags i swear #chonny jash #moss post #hey jash what if you like. post the next power hour today. gift for listening for like 82000 minutes or whatever my Spotify wrapped was /j #don't actually i wanna sleep #speaking of. I should go do that. its like 3am rn