ihateornithologists

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lowkey inspired by this

#elisabeth das musical #kronprinz rudolf #der tod

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@kronprinz-rudolf 😭😂😂 well there is this cartoon called психоняшки/psychocuties (it's literally 4min long and it's on youtube with eng subs..) and like uuhmmmmm...... for the record i really respect the author's work and all, but also IT'S KINDA CRINGE TBH... the plot is basically some anime psycho dude abusing a catgirl shsgdhjk like that's all.

so one time i was talking about how máté's tod is some anime psycho piece of cringe, and since referring to that cartoon in any situation kinda became an inside joke in my friend group i immediately thought about the character from it.. and then did this.....

the text more or less matches the original so i'll just put it below (rudolf says sth like 'why am i always the one who has to participate in some fucked up shit')

and a very important addition (a meme that says 'PSYCHOCUTIES IS NOT JUST SOME CARTOON it's a fucking piece of shit') the author of the cartoon did the original meme herself SO xD nothing criminal she's the best

.....i saw that my friend posted this picture, read the caption and instantly thought 'rudolf' YEAH SURE OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED to MY BRAIN

btw. unrelated pictures which had. entirely different context (it's some sort of a joke crossover with a weird russian cartoon I CAN EXPLAIN.............. OK NO I CAN'T.) They just exist.

#my name is even in the credits of this cartoon btw but i won't explain THAT #being a hater requires a lot of effort #😅😅😅 #i don't REALLY hate it i just love acting like a 5th grader

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.....i saw that my friend posted this picture, read the caption and instantly thought 'rudolf' YEAH SURE OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED to MY BRAIN

btw. unrelated pictures which had. entirely different context (it's some sort of a joke crossover with a weird russian cartoon I CAN EXPLAIN.............. OK NO I CAN'T.) They just exist.

#kronprinz rudolf #right why shouldn't i tag this #also unrelated: i already have photos of me with cat ears and a collar and a leash. whats next.😭

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have more of my poorly made memes folder

#HAGDHAHAHSGH #who are those bitches who love your mustache rudolf are they real #(well not that he looks any better without it ok)

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sometimes i remember that i have ocs and then forget about it a second later. anyway we have 1) one crossdresser girl 2) two friends-to-enemies freaks who are disturbingly obsessed w each other 3) alcohol 4) rats

vampire ocs

#1920s #vampires #original characters

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i have So Many Issues i can literally start crying when i see that people really like my art or something h3rfjkwbdrifv it's still too hard to believe

#i've spent nearly half of my life trying to impress certain people by drawing them 1500 pictures because that's my form of communication ig #and their response was either “yeah thx” or none at all #one girl who i really liked was constantly asking me to draw stuff for her and sometimes responded with #“ok but couldn't you do it earlier” or “uhh ugly” hu2iehiowejkjdjjk #i still regret that i spent more time learning how to draw than how to talk to people LMAO

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my really normal and reasonable opinion why conrad veidt should play der tod: a photo essay

1. look at him <3 the only reason i'm bisexual tbh

2. he actually did!! he played death in unheimliche geschichten 1919 (too lazy to make normal screenshots but that's not the point)

3. just him with lil dagover in caligari.. by some coincidence davoger has also played elisabeth in the 1931 movie (about elisabeth). means a lot i think. 🤨

4. all this:

his only cons are that he most likely can't sing and that he died 81 years ago but well who's perfect.

additional material

#elisabeth das musical #conrad veidt #this is a joke post i'm not insane i swear

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?? a bit nsfw but not really

and a wip i guess

#elisabeth das musical

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it's unbelievable what huge amount of drawings can be produced just out of a single thought "i miss you :(" And you don't even care 😔👍

#maybe that's the whole point maybe i need to be fucking miserable to draw things #but consider this: feeling normal #marvelous. stunning. a revolutionary thought even. not ready for that yet i suppose. #actually the worst part is that it's right when i felt normal i didn't have a need to draw that much.. #:/

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#this time i just removed the text instead of translating it bc fuck this #<- my prev tags IM FUCKING CRYING #OKAY. 😭 #anyway i just wanted to find this. #elisabeth das musical #empress elisabeth of austria #ludwig ii #kronprinz rudolf

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also i've been reading Demian and wtf why do some parts of it sound like some fucked up todolf fanfic. to me. ...

#elisabeth das musical #(MENTIONED)

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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

#Hjsbjksdbdjklsjlk #my kinks are almost the only reason i do anything #as things should be #😔

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@aboutyoutoo as far as i know their friendship loosened when rudolf grew older but yeah they were pretty close at some point.. but my favorite part is that ludwig sometimes tried to communicate with elisabeth through rudolf (simp behaviour.) and sent him letters like "pls remind your mother that i'd do anything for her 😔"

and i also love that elisabeth complained about him to rudolf xDD poor kid

i'm not saying 'literally me' i'm not-- i'm immune to this i swear-

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oh my fucking god not ludwig being his cringe self as usual

i'm not saying 'literally me' i'm not-- i'm immune to this i swear-

#i love his occasional cameos #he's like a cringe relative who you lock in the basement so that he doesn't scare the guests #(in my family that was me.) #(well they didn't lock me anywhere ofc but preferred me staying in my room cause i'm too fucked up for a human 🤣)

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some old low quality rudolf and wilhelm content

#kronprinz rudolf #wilhelm ii #elisabeth das musical

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rudolf at 15 🤝 me at 23

i'm not saying 'literally me' i'm not-- i'm immune to this i swear-

#😭😭😭 #“i feel so stupid” same sis

[ihateornithologists]

so i'll be streaming metropolis the musical next sunday (April 21, EEST, UTC+3), exact time & place not yet determined, gaging general interest for attendance. if you'd like to join (and you're in far away time zones), let me know and we'll see if we can work out a suitable time for everyone. (for the americas it might even fall for saturday).

we will be watching the multicam proshot of the original London production from 1989. it's based on the Fritz Lang movie from 1927 and was, of course, a huge flop. it's a deeply troubled ballad fest that tries to be both les mis and chess but it's also a deeply compelling take of the source material, and for a multimillion west end musical, very ballsy in thatcher's england.

and if that doesn't sell it for you, it features a villainous brian blessed determined to have a good time and giving a performance showcasing all the fucks he doesn't give. let me know~

#wow never heard that there is a musical based on metropolis😳 #(caligari musical when-) #/j #sounds nice #hope i'll be able to join though i'm not sure yet :(