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rpdepartment · 2 years

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first meeting prompts except that they’re not super generic feel free to change pronouns if needed!

accidental & awkward

« sorry! i didn't see you here! »

« can you help me? i think i'm lost. »

« oh uhm. thank you for catching me. »

« hi buddy! what are you- oh. oh no. you're not them. »

« please don't tell me you're laughing because of me. i... didn't see that pole. »

excited & friendly

« hi! it's so nice to meet you! »

« oh my gosh i love your hair! »

« my friends told to me a lot about you! »

« i'm sorry, where did you get that shirt? it looks amazing! »

« oh i know you! i mean, not really, but i heard things about you and you're so neat! »

evil & threatening

« so. we meet at last. »

« guess i'll have to kill you too, then. »

« i see someone wants to play the hero, hm? »

« who do you think you are, trying to stop me? »

« you may not know me, but i know what you did. »

flirty & touchy

« come here often? »

« can i offer you a drink? »

« where have you been all my life? »

« are you busy tonight? because i have some ideas for us... »

« i was told you were cute, but you're much better than i thought. »

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noahsresources · 1 year

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more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

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spceurchn · 7 months

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Gen 2 my beloved <3 Quick GBC colored doodles before i go to sleep. They got sillier the further I got and I love them sm.

#I hope I spelt their names right #I rlly struggled with the fire starters colors here #silly art #pokemon #pokemon gold #gameboy #pokemon fanart #doodle #chikorita #cyndaquil #totodile

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menmyshelf · 27 days

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Chat is this real?

hehehe witch x mermaid anyone???

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welcometoclowntowne · 7 months

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this is bugbo he has never seened a hobital evre..,,,.,...,.

i tried a new painting style thats kind of single-layered and im in love with it

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front-facing-pokemon · 8 months

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#empoleon #i dunno what kind of face this guy is making but. i mean. sure #simply a tiny bit of a :> type beat. but also like. pursing their lips‚ i guess. i dunno i've never really looked at empoleon's face??#i guess they kinda look cool when you're not looking at their face. now they kinda just look silly #ugh and they have the fucking. blue eyes like the “people with blue eyes” meme. you know the one. that's this guy #also they're a fucking steel-type‚ right?? i'm gonna double-check this so folks in the comments don't kick my ass actually #yeah i was right. pretty sure this is the only steel-type starter? it's fucked up. a very cool typing but i have to wonder why

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ickysmelly · 3 months

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hlvrai but make it mlp 5/5

VERY big ty to @no0t2 for the idea of vampire bat Bubby

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darehearts · 3 months

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ALL RIGHT TIME TO WAKE UP like this for a random one liner, capped at 4 no longer capped bc i am too soft ! pls only like if you have the intention to reply !

#| ★ STARTER CALL #mutuals only obvs!#and who knows they might be canon one liners or just silly #goofy things. i'll post these this week. and yes you read right #it is capped at 4 bc you know ya girl got a lot to do so i'm #being ✨realistic✨FINALLY!!!!! lol #tbd

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mumblesplash · 4 months

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season 9 has been amazing but i’m kinda excited to be around for the beginning of a hermitcraft season, they were well into the empires crossover arc when i started watching double life (which was pretty much my introduction to mcyt in general) so this is gonna be my first time actually being around for the early game

#man i REALLY fell into this whole thing ass backwards #it literally all started bc of scar #my sister knew about him and i was like ok so i’ve just seen this man play minecraft #and it was somehow the most stressful thing i’ve experienced in my life #and she was like ‘would you like to see someone desperately try to keep him alive for approximately 6 episodes’#i watched all the life series (at the time) in reverse order and then moved on to hc 8 #which i feel is worth mentioning bc this watching order caused me to have what seems to be a pretty unique series of realizations #it was like oh wow scar really is that stressful to keep alive -> oh shit there’s prequels to double life?? ->#oh shit the double life (and prequels) players are in OTHER minecraft series??? -> holy shit the double life guys can BUILD???? ->#(discovers the swagon was a ‘starter base’) HOLY SHIT the double life guys can BUILD -> MOON BIG??????? ->#NORMAL HERMITCRAFT SEASONS ARE *HOW* MANY EPISODES????????????#-> */CROSSOVER EVENT??????????????/*#and that’s just the major story beats that shit was a JOURNEY #mumbling #there were some other notable shocks along the way #like the discovery that the popular fan interpretations of the life series involved any angst whatsoever threw me for a LOOP #bc they're all so clearly being silly goofy with their buddies #to be clear i'm so on board with taking it all extremely seriously for the sake of Lore #it's all very fun #but going in i was not expecting it at ALL

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rpdepartment · 2 months

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Bigtop Burger season 2 sentence starter

25 starters

« i hope nobody dies. »

« you look great buddy! »

« you're one tricky bitch. »

« i brought you a little… gift. »

« COOL, I DON'T EAT FOOD!! »

« why do they hate us so much? »

« YEAH!! ENJOY!! BON APETTIT! »

« am i losing my goddamn minds? »

« we got a man down, a good man!! »

« i'm sure my reputation preceeds me. »

« GET. UP. You're EMBARRASSING ME!! »

« i'm gonna miss you guys so much. not. »

« i have decided to make peace with you. »

« i didn't know that! i didn't know that part! »

« no, it's… weird. definitely weird. and potentially illegal! »

« i don't mean to spy on him, i just thought it was weird. »

« don't listen to a WORD they say, they're all theatre majors! »

« i will crash this butch mechanism into an embankment wall!! »

« can't we- can't we just get along? this seems… a bit much, right? »

« i could swear you said something about it being "THE DAY I DIE". »

« we need two spots- we need THREE SPOTS, this is a BIG automobile. »

« the boss says we got to act EVIL and WICKED when we're on the clock. »

« i don't make the calls for who's a MENACE, but you've been on our radar for a looong time! »

« i've grown old and infirmed. i'm… ancient now. i'm different. i'm older. i'm peaceful. i'm an old hag. »

« if you guys don't look as weird as me then i'm going to stick out like a horshoe crab in a freshwater environment. »

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noahsresources · 10 months

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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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legendofblueshellmanguy · 6 months

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rewatched starter squad recently!! they r so important to me

#starter squad #pokemon starter squad #shippiddge #starter squad fanart #art #its the inevitable hyperfixation which fandom consists of 5 people #i love how the series went from funny silly parody to breaking bad 2 #i watched it in like 2016 and was so happy to see it was still going

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puppyeared · 4 months

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28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^

28: do you collect anything?

send me a number!! 💌

#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little #my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks #the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^#the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again'#that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality #the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy #saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later'#id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online #i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them #ask #ask game #answered #doodles #yapping

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raisans-art · 2 months

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hi, i just found this blog and was reading back on your current submas au. you say you dont like others giving ideas for the au, but unless i missed a post you didnt seem to make it clear any point before getting upset that you didnt like those types of messages or that you already had the story planned out. maybe you should make a post about this being an already written story your releasing bits at a time and not a wip au?

As I see it, that post is a version of that post that you mention. It wasn't an immediate issue, only cumulative because (at current and at time of that ask being sent) there was a larger volume of those kind of asks than there normally are when I start sharing an au that operates the way I'm operating this one: letting people ask questions about things that they are interested in learning about in the au rather than trying to tell a linear story.

So. As it stands, that answer stands as that post. I love questions about my aus. I just ask a bit of consideration on whether or not your ask comes off as simply throwing what-if scenarios at me without considering what I am at all doing with the au. It doesn't feel great.

I guess this post stands as a declaration of what Brothers' Starter is.

#ask raisans #brothers starter au #well making this post made me not good #alas #Just been a bad week overall methinks #I need to do a hard reset on my brain. eat ethiopian food with the family.#so sorry to keep saying this but forgive me if I am coming across as terse or frustrated. I am. Again. Exhausted from. So much. So very muc #I hope I can get back to getting some more stuff done about brothers starter #for now I am just trying to relax with my silly little cafe remix fellas #they make me happy and I am loving drawing them right now :)

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elliot-newman · 5 months

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Where: Flour Co. Who: Open ( 6/6 )

Was it maybe a bit too early for making ginger bread houses? Sure. And did Elliot feel about silly for coming alone to make one? Even more so but he didn't let that stop him. For him, the Christmas season started right after Thanksgiving, no need to wait until December for it. And besides, his days off felt far and few so with a Sunday free to himself, no where to be, and nothing to do, he had decided to stop by Flour Co. He stood at his table, concentrating probably more than he should be at trying to get his gingerbread walls to stand, his fingers and hands covered in icing as he did so. But despite his little house being lopsided already, Elliot had not a care in the world. This was something he needed, something relaxing, and silly, and fun. Just when he thought he had the other walls glued enough to stand on their own, he moved his hands back, only to watch them cave in on each other. Which earned a huff from him before a laugh rumbled its way out of his chest. Quickly glancing over to see if the person next to him was having any better luck than he currently was.

#merrockstarter #( feel free to assume connetions )#( just a silly little holiday starter )

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daydreamingtetch · 7 months

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"God forbid you listen to your own music without headphones while you work. Lest you incur the wrath of roommates who yell at you "Jervis, this is the ninth time you've had fairytale on repeat." "

"So what?! MAYBE I'LL LISTEN TO IT A TENTH TIME OUT OF SPITE." he raised his voice that fell to a sudden silence before he simply said with a slight smile "What a nice afternoon."

#♥I’ve none of my own♥Jervis IC #I just want to be a bit silly as I work on more serious stuff and a thread starter

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