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prettyboypistol · 4 months

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can we get some nsfw soldier stuff, bossman 🙏🏽🙏🏽?? I don't see enough writings for that silly guy, and ya got some of the best headcanons and oneshots-

TF2 Soldier x M!Reader || Private Inspection +18 (ART+FANFIC)

~the fanfiction~

[Military kink][Virgin Kink][Oral][Outside/Public Sex]

Spy had called you insane when you confessed that you liked Soldier. He assumed it was a joke when you first said that you were interested over a glass of wine. When you gave him a serious look, a look of horror washed over your friend's face.

"Mon Dieu, no." Spy murmured, you nodded.

"I'm going to fuck him." You huffed. "The crazier the man, the better the dick."

"I- well, yes, but-"

In your mind, the challenge was all but set in stone. All you had to do was saunter over that soldier and seduce him! That shouldn't be too hard, right? You're a handsome, strong, and determined man (and quite the prettyboy if you listened to the men at the bar who tried to get with you), of course you could at least shoot your shot! All you had to do was find the man and he was as good as yours!

"Hey! Solly!" You shouted as you finally found Soldier outside. He was sat by the firepit on a rock with... something in his lap. "Whatcha doin?"

Jane seemed confused for a minute, but showed you with pride. "I'm making a new type of ammo for rocket jumps! We can kill double- no, triple the men with these explosives!"

You gestured to the nearby rock before you sat down, curious in Soldier's new invention.

"And how did you manage that?" You genuinely had to ask.

"Gunpowder and stickybombs!"

You gave Soldier a little chuckle as you place your hand on his shoulder with a smile. "Well I admire the ingenuity there, captain." You teased.

"Captain? I am a Major!" Soldier quickly corrected you, he seemed offended that you would ever make such a mistake.

"Right right, my mistake. But it is clever of you." You respond, despite your abject horror of the practical use of such a weapon.

Soldier seemed to stop for a moment as he looked at you- well, at least his head was turned towards you- his mouth slightly agape before he spoke.

"Well-uh, thank you private!"

"So Jane, I was meaning to ask you something while I was here." You started with a deep breath to calm you nerves. "You see-uh, you're a fine soldier and a great guy-"

"Naturally! I've trained for years to be the soldier I am today!" He interrupted.

"Well yes, I know, but that's not why I'm here. I think you're funny and brave and- and super sweet in a sense. I'm just saying that if you were ever willing to get 'busy in the barracks' so to speak, I'd be down."

The tone that Soldier spoke in nearly frightened you in it's deep and earnestness. You had only ever heard him talk to himself in such a manner. Even then, you couldn't make out what he was saying!

"You don't think I'm too stupid?" He asked.

"What? No! Of course not! You're just thinking outside the box! I- do you really think that I'd call you stupid right now?" You spluttered, extremely confused as Soldier twiddled his thumbs together.

"I know what the other soldiers say about me. They're not exactly subtle. I know I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do try to help us win this war."

"Oh Solly."

You couldn't help but pull him into a deep hug. "I didn't know you cared about that shit everyone said."

"I don't! But it does get a little discouraging when all you hear all day is how crazy you are. I'm not a bumbling idiot or a crazed gunman, I'm a honorable volunteer soldier!" Soldier ranted as he let you hug him. He didn't return the gesture, but the gesture was greatly appreciated nonetheless.

"Right you are, Jane." You agree as you pulled back just enough to face Soldier.

Soldier put his hand on your upper back as you shifted to face the front of him. With another tight hug and various assurances, you would never know the impact of your respect towards Soldier. You did, however, get shown just how touch-starved Soldier was. He jerked back with a clearing of his throat and a sudden shove back.

"Apologies private- I might have gotten a little excited." He mumbled, you could see the blush from underneath his helmet.

God, you couldn't have asked for a better opportunity.

With a greedy smile and a leaning forward, a hand on Jane's thigh, you whispered a proposition- nothing serious, just a little fun between brothers in arms. To your surprise, Soldier nodded slowly.

"What do you want to do, exactly?" Jane asked awkwardly. "I'm not exactly versed in this type of battle."

"No worries Solly, I can handle everything." You assured as your wandering hand moved to Soldier's belt buckle. Deft fingers undid the securing of his trousers before you eagerly mouthed at the erection that pressed against his standard-issue briefs. Soldier gasped above you at the unfamiliar contact and you could just tell that he was never touched like this before. A quick look to Soldier for permission- oh fuck, those eyes were gorgeous. The expression was pure curious arousal and it only spurred you to tongue at the tent before you asked.

"Oh Major, could I do the honors of sucking your dick?" You joked, your voice light and playful. When you noticed the twitch his cock gave at the offer, you assumed that dear old Solly had a thing for being called his "rank".

"Go ahead, private." He responded with a voice tight enough to snap.

That's all you needed before you slid Soldier's dick out of the slit in the briefs and surrounded half the shaft in your warm, wet mouth. You weren't the best at sucking dick, but you knew your way around thanks to your various casual flings with Spy. Soldier was certainly thicker than him, perfect to fill you up.

You sucked and swallowed around the head as your tongue laved over the bottom-side of Soldier's shaft. As you came up for air, you gave Soldier a wink and a chaste kiss to the tip.

"Wow, you're a workout."

"I.. thank you?"

You kissed down the shaft until your nose his his briefs, then tongued your way back up before you started to suck him off again. The little noises of grunting and groaning was all the warning you got as Jane put his hands on the back of your head and pushed you further down onto his cock. You nearly choked at the sudden intrusion of him so far down your throat, but you recovered quickly.

"You're good, private. Is this for special favors or anything? Because with how you're doing right now, I- ah, I might just have to prioritize you." Soldier mumbled breathlessly.

Soldier moved your head up and down, back and forth along the shaft with a quickening motion of labored breaths and various praisings of your dedication and commitment to respecting your superiors. You would have rolled your eyes at the comments, but the feeling of Soldier as he shoved you right against his pelvis as he made the prettiest moans of orgasm was all that flooded your mind. You felt a pang of regret that you couldn't taste his cum as it shot down your throat.

"Oh good God private, you know how to make a man feel good."

You pulled off with a little cough and a smile.

"Thank you, Major."

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mlmxreader · 3 months

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Fates Entangled | Faramir x m!reader

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↳ ❝ May I request faramir x mreader with prompts "My apologies, I didn't mean to wake you" and "Can you stay a while?" With reader being an apprentice of gandalf? ❞

: ̗̀➛ Faramir was more than happy to take on Gandalf's apprentice as one of his own men, but what seems to be fortune may just be fate itself conspiring.

: ̗̀➛ n/a

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To begin with, you were happy with your position; being Gandalf's apprentice, you had grown up under the watchful eye of the wizard, and he had become a sort of father figure to you as well as your mentor.

You loved him, of course, but when you eventually grew up, he had granted you the one thing that you had ever wanted: freedom.

Just like any other wizard, you were to set your sights on the world around you and to begin an independent journey to see where you would best be suited - whether that meant acting as a helper and guardian of the woods like Radagast, or being a bit of a troublemaker like Gandalf.

You had to find your own path, and after many years of searching, you had stumbled upon Faramir.

Captain of the Rangers of Ithilien, Faramir was all too happy to welcome a wizard into his ranks, even though you did explain to him that you weren't quite a fully fledged wizard just yet - you still had years ahead to graduate from an apprentice, but he understood.

Forever living in his brother's shadow, Faramir understood all too well.

He was glad to welcome you, as you were around the same age as he was - a couple of months younger, but no more than that - and to have Gandalf's apprentice on his side meant a great deal to the Rangers.

But it was through him that you learned more practical skills - he taught you how to use a bow and arrow, as well as a sword and daggers; he told you that it would be for your own defence when the time came, if he was not around to protect you.

But you appreciated it nonetheless.

As a present for your birthday the day you left his shadow to become your own man, Gandalf had bestowed upon you a sword. It was made from the scales of a dragon, with its handle made from the leather of the beast, and the sharp edges merged with the claws and teeth.

It could cut through almost anything.

Faramir said it was a fine blade, but always refused when you tried to give it to him as thanks for all he did; you didn't understand why, but you were sure that he had good reason to.

Of all the men you had met, Faramir was by far the most intelligent, and you complimented him on that often, even if it did make his features turn a slight pinkish colour.

But that was all years ago, and now you had been serving at his side for so long that he had happily given you the position of his right-hand man.

You were honoured, of course, but you were sure that he had men in his ranks who were better suited. He would just shake his head and tell you that there were no men like you.

It was an awful night, really.

Stone cold and damp, and although you tried various spells to help, you couldn't quite fall asleep; so you got up, gingerly leaving your bed and carefully making your way over to Faramir.

You knelt down beside him, and gently shook his shoulder; he turned over, eyes wide as he gasped for a second.

Immediately, his demeanour softened when he saw you, and he cleared his throat.

"My apologies, I didn't mean to wake you so rudely," you whispered softly.

He sat up, shaking his head. "Is something the matter?"

"I can't sleep," you admitted, frowning. "I know, I know it's a trivial and foolish thing but-"

"Come with me," Faramir grumbled as he yawned, daring to stretch for a moment.

He allowed your fingers to lace with his as he lead you away, further down so that the others Rangers did not stir and could not hear; he lead you to a small clearing.

Standing as tall soldiers, the trees eagerly kept watch, and the brambles bristled as they prepared to bite into anyone who dared to push past them.

Faramir knelt down, starting a fire and gesturing for you to sit beside him once it began to crackle.

Against the slowly brightening skies, the flames seemed to spew orange stars into the heavens, the crackling almost musical as the orange and red danced before your eyes.

Faramir gently pulled you closer, putting his arm around you.

"This ought to help," he told you. "When I can't sleep, I always come here and watch the fire until I eventually get there."

He was about to move, when you gently grabbed his wrist. "Can you stay a while? Please?"

He nodded, daring to smile a little. "Of course."

Settling down beside you, Faramir did his best not to tense up when you laid your head on his shoulder; his face felt suddenly warm, although he knew that it was not the fire that made it feel that way.

His heart pounded and thumped when you laid your hand on his knee, and he had to force himself to swallow hard so that he didn't get a lump in his throat. He had been having those reactions for a while, but only ever when he was around you.

"You're warm," you whispered, pressing your face to the side of his neck.

"I do apologise," he murmured.

"No, I... I like it," you said softly. "You're always very warm."

An odd sensation washed over him, causing his chest to feel both empty and constricted at the same time. His eyes went wide, and he could not beat the smile that spread across his lips.

"You're always so cold," he admitted quietly. "I like it."

"May I?" You asked softly, gesturing to his lap.

Faramir quietly told you that you could, and when you settled yourself on him, he couldn't even try to pretend not to smile. His hands eager and greedy as he rested them at your thighs to keep you steady, his eyes hungry and ravenous as he settled them on your lips.

"I shouldn't..."

"Why not?"

"We're friends," Faramir sighed. "And I don't believe that my father would be pleased if I were to... get myself involved in a wizard's business."

You laughed softly. "And you think Gandalf would be any better?"

"That is a good point," he admitted with a quiet chortle. "But what do you think, wizard?"

You shrugged, putting your hands on his shoulders. "I think that these days dictate our fate, and... and I would like to think that my fate is entangled with yours like the roots of the trees."

"You are a good man," Faramir murmured, the words almost concealed under his breath. "And an even better wizard..."

Gently, he gripped your hand, slowly dragging it from his shoulder so that he could place it against his chest; sneaking your fingertips under his open shirt so that you could feel the gentle and steady thump of his heart beneath his warm skin.

"And I would be honoured to have my fate entangled with yours," he told you. "If you would have me."

You nodded, daring to smile as you cleared your throat. "I would always have you, Faramir."

"Then it's settled."

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wjehfshs · 1 year

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Hello! I hope you're having a great day! I've seen that you write crossovers and I've really liked them! So I'd like to request a mw2 x atwow, könig and horangi get a mission to find an enemy, you can choose if it's on pandora or not, they both stay in the forest for a few days with food and a small shelter until male na'vi reader finds both of them, they both try to gain mreaders trust but he doesn't trust them at all, after a few months the 3 had gained each other's trust completely, mreader had gone protective of the 2 that when he saw the enemy behind them he acted fast and killed them saving könig and horangi, after that könig and horangi had began liking mreader, just how protective and kind he are made them love him, sorry if that didn't make any sense english isn't my first language and I hope you have a great day and remember to stay hydrated! :D

More COD X Avatar TWOW

Dw ur english was amazing, I have so much fun writing crossovers, especially COD and Avatar, reader is kinda cold emotionally, violence and blood mention, reader protects Horangi and König

Horangi and König where deployed for a special mission on a planet called Pandora

They where to find a rouge soldier who stole an avatar body, and just pulling him out of the avatar bed would be too dangerous

They had been given Avatars to go around pandora freely

They where only deployed because they knew they would be ok

They where given some materials and set out on their way

They where told about the forest Na’vi but never actually saw any pictures or seen any themselves

They had set up camp in a secluded spot for a couple days, only going out if they needed to get food or samples

One day when Horangi was walking back to the camp you spotted him from the trees

As he walked in you jumped down right in front of the camp entrance

You had your bow drawn and teeth showing

“Scheisse!” (Shit!) König called out, going to grab his gun

“No! Touch it and I hurt you” you said, Na’vi accent thick

They knew this was the Na’vi the scientists had been talking about

König immediately threw his hands up in surrender, as did Horangi after putting his gun down

They took note of your h/l (hair length) hair, loincloth, necklaces, bracelets and arm band

Your tail was flicking and your ears pinned back

“You are not meant to be here. You are sky people. Dangerous ones. Go back or else you will get hurt if I don’t kill you first!” You hissed at them, bow still drawn

“We are not here to hurt you! We are simply here to find a rouge soldier… we promise we will not hurt you” Horangi said in a Korean accent

“Yes! We will not harm you or anything. We are simply here to find him and leave!” König explained, panicked slightly

You glared at them before lowering your still drawn bow

They lowered their hands thinking you trusted them now

You brought your bow back up and hissed

They immediately threw their hands back up and lowered their heads to show they where no threat

You took a moment to think before you spoke up

“It is dangerous here. Palulukan may get you. Bring down your home and follow me” you said bluntly, sitting off to the side as guard as they hesitantly started taking down camp

As they finished you got up, glanced back at them and started to walk off as they followed hurriedly

Even though they where in avatar bodies they struggled to keep up, you knew your way around the forest but they didn’t

You took them to a safer spot in the forest

“Here. Set up your home. I will take guard as you do what you need to do. If I find you have done anything to harm the forest, eywa or my people i will cut you without mercy” you spat at them as you once again sat off to the side

They set up camp again, taking an hour or two before they collapsed on the ground

“Thank you” you heard König say to you

You didn’t respond

A few days had passed as you went back and fourth between the deeper more dangerous parts of the forest and their camp

You decided this just wasn’t do-able. You needed to go back and see your family but you wanted to make sure they wouldn’t betray their promise

One day you approached them

“We cannot stay here. I need to see my family and it is too dangerous out here. You two are like babies and I cannot care for you all this time. Come. I will show you my home”

They followed after taking down camp once again

You explained what was going on to Olo’eyktan and he hesitantly agreed to let them stay

You led them to an old part of the home tree where they could sleep comfortably and do what they needed to do

Months had passed as they went in and out of their avatar bodies, more and more excited to go back in each time

One day they where out tracing some tracks they had found, you where following suit in the trees, keeping watch

They where too distracted by collecting as much as they could to notice one of the sky people sneaking up of them

They didn’t realise they where also avatars due to them now being equipped with loincloths and bows to better fit in

You jumped down on top of the guy and started to stab

They turned around in shock at the display

You on top of an avatars back, stabbing him and fighting him as he screamed

You stood up, covered in blood as you looked at them

They said nothing but you all silently knew you where closer than ever now

#cod x reader #cod #cod mw2 x reader #avatar the way of water #avatar x reader #cod mw2 #cod mw x reader

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breedaboyd · 10 months

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prompt 8 with quinn mckenna x mreader pls

Prompt: "I can take it."

Pairing: Quinn McKenna × M!Reader.

Word Count: 327.

CW: Anal sex, first time.

McKenna lies on the bed below you, his chest rising and falling with heavy breaths. His lust-hazed eyes are filled with determination and challenge.

"I can take it." He says, his voice a mix of confidence and anticipation. "I've had worse." As if to prove his point, he lets his thighs fall open further. The glint in his eyes tells you he's not backing down. You move closer, your intentions clear. McKenna tenses slightly, his bravado still evident but, as your dick pushes against his slick rim, he shudders, a gasp escaping his lips. His bravado wavers and he bites back a groan, his eyes narrowing in a mixture of surprise and need. He's caught off-guard, his body reacting in ways he didn't expect. The controlled façade he was maintaining begins to crack, revealing the vulnerability beneath. Despite his attempts to remain composed, you can see the desire and hesitance in his eyes. You press on, his breath hitching with each inch. He fights to regain his composure, his chest rising and falling rapidly as he tries to slow his breathing. "I told you, I can...handle it." he manages to say, his voice strained but determined. The words come out more as a plea, a desperate reassurance to himself as much as to you. As the tension in the air thickens, McKenna's front continues to crumble. He's a skilled warrior, a seasoned soldier but he's also just a man (with a huge dick up his ass). His gaze locks onto yours, a mix of challenge and surrender. It's a silent plea, a request for you to slow but also to test his limits and push him further.

"You're doing so well, McKenna." You sigh and he nods.

"Told you I could handle it." He grins shakily and, he may say that, but his eyes tell you he needed the encouragement. With every touch, every shiver that passes through him, you realise the power you hold over him.

#character: quinn mckenna #source: predator #type: reader #misc: ask #misc: chariot writes

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heroinautumn · 3 years

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COMMUNICATION | Iida x MReader

@mizunetzu ♥ Here it is ! Hopefully you'll enjoy what I could come up with.

Characters : Iida x MReader ♥

Genre : Angst(???? Not really but you know) - Fluff(?). I thought it was pretty cute. I could only picture this ending...

Author’s note : I love Iida, and I think MReader is very cute here. Hope you'll like it a bunch. I feel like I'm missing something. But no warnings needed. ☻☻☻ Also, it’s not much, I hope you’ll love it ♥

Don’t hesitate to request and read the rules before doing so!

“ You always seem so … Distant. Am I not yours? You’ve only been thinking of hero training these past couple of days. Is it my fault for expecting so much from you? I know you never really were the kind of person who’d be all lovey-dovey but still ... “

You were typing those words on your phone, ready to send this paragraph to Iida. You sighed, lying on your bed, eyes fixating the ceiling. You started to close them, tired of your day when you heard heavy knocks at your door. You opened them right back, surprised. It was almost past eleven at night, was it Denki struggling to finish some homework? Or Mina, trying to convince you to spend another all-nighter in the living room watching videos on the internet? You clearly weren’t in the mood for both. Almost ready to tell them off, you stood up and went to open the door. And there he was, standing like you were a superior in a military base, his chest up and ready.

“ Y/N !!” He basically yelled out. You opened your eyes, worried about someone hearing him. But most of all, you were surprised to see him after lights out.

“I-Iida-kun, what are you doing ?” His arms were all tense down his sides, that you noticed. You barely had time to process the situation that he took a step back, almost apologetic for being too close to you.

“ I’m sorry! I didn’t want to bother you! I know you’re always up to something! SOMETHING GOOD OF COURSE! ” You blushed, you were confused still but him being caring always made your heart flutter.

“ There’s no need to yell like that … You’re gonna wake up the whole dorm.” You giggled softly and it was his turn to turn red.

It almost seemed like an awkward silence was flowing. Him, standing this straight couldn’t be good for his posture. You refused to believe so. “ Come in before a teacher surprises you here. ” You went to grab his wrist but before you could do so, he took a step back and walked into your room on his own.

“ Actually it’s my first time here. You have quite an interesting room.” He simply stated.

“ I have things to do Iida-kun …”

“ I won’t be long Y/N! After all, you do need eight hours of sleep! ” But then he stopped talking when he felt your glare harden on him. “ Yes, sorry … I’ve noticed. Recently, you seem really … Sad and distant. ”

And you actually felt like slapping him, but that wouldn’t really be nice of you. You? Being sad and distant? When he’s been the one acting like he didn’t want to be next to you in class or outside. But your eyes relaxed when you noticed a taint of red painting across his face.

“ I … am pretty new at all this ... And I don’t really feel comfortable holding hands in public … ” Iida seemed genuine and calmer than his usual soldier spirit. “ Not because you’re a boy, I am proud of being by your side you know. ” His glasses turned white, you couldn’t see his eyes anymore. But his words, his words were enough to warm your heart.

“ It did bother me. You not … touching me, hugging me or even hold my hand in public ... I thought I was only another person you wanted to make happy like the rest of the class … It did bother me-- ” You uttered. “--Until now that is.” You smiled weakly. “ I understand, but I expect more than a simple pat on the back every now and then you know … “ You giggled. “ I’m not your friend, after all, I’m your--”

And before you could end that sentence, he brought you in for a warm hug. A stiff hug that was, his hands smashing your back against his chest, almost choking you.

“ Boyfriend, you’re my boyfriend. ” He said proudly. “ I want to do better. ” He claimed. You, on the other hand, would have been the happiest if you weren’t turning blue.

“ I-Iida, you’re hurting me …” You finally took a deep breath, still in his, now more relaxed, arms. “ Thank you … ” You said, your eyes closed, head against his chest.

Thirty seconds passed, you both were just hugging. Probably teaching him the appropriate amount of strength to put in a hug.

“ I should probably go now. ” He said, what a gentleman. “ Let’s plan our whole next week tomorrow, oh let’s train together! Oh, what about breakfast? But we’d have to wake up very early because we clearly can’t miss a class you see…. ” It seemed like there was no way to stop him now, not that you wanted to. You just smiled, your heart now fluttering.

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k1ng0fn0b0dy · 2 years

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Hello!! I was curious to know if you were planning on creating a part two to wildest wills?? It’s an awesome fic and I’d love to see more with it!

I am planning on creating a part two! It's currently what I'm working on but I do have a bit of a request list piling up so I'm going to list the order for anyone curious.

1. Pt2 to Wildest Wills

2. Karl x MReader

3. Pt2 to Bloody Lovers

4. Pt3 (final part) to King Eret x Soldier Reader

5. Pt2 to Sweet Summer Suns

6. George x M!Reader

7. Pt2 to Little Rebel Prince

#as well as a few self-created one-shots that I've been pushing off to work on requests #x male reader #x reader #x nonbinary reader #k1ng updates #k1ng answers

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prettyboypistol · 27 days

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TF2 Mercs on Your Birthday! TF2 x M!Reader (platonic or romantic)

Scout

Super excited when you tell him your birthday and throws a big(for Scout, anyway.) party with streamers, haphazardly iced cupcakes, and a small little boombox with a mixtape for you!

Tried to make you a cake but fucked up a little bit, so he turned the non burnt parts into cupcakes.

He really does mean well- really! He was so excited to hear about your birthday since you two are kind of close in age! What? You're older than him by a decade! Doesn't matter to him!

Soldier

PICKS YOU UP AND PARADES YOU AROUND LIKE THE BIRTHDAY BOY YOU ARE STAND UP MAGGOTS AND SALUTE THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!

Since you and him get on like a house on fire, he gets you a cake and formally celebrates your birthday

As soon as you two start drinking he starts sobbing about how he's known you and doesn't let go of you

Pyro

This video fr

this motherfucker is so fuckin EXCITED for you. They're majorly bouncy and gifting you the best drawings/plushies

Tries his best to stay lucid the entire day. but the stress of trying to make sure your birthday is amazing

Heavy

Doesn't do much for your birthday, but does little things for you throughout the day like sharing with you, joking with you, etc.

He'll tell you happy birthday and buy you a beer at the end of the night as a gift.

Maybe a little handknit scarf or something.

Demoman

HAAAAAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUUUUU

I hope you like bingedrinking and movie watching because he got the day off for both of you and none of those hours are going to be spent sober.

Goes on a rant about how much he loves you and cares deeply about you at like, 5 PM. then falls asleep on your shoulder.

Engineer

Treats your birthday like every other day- after all, he doesn't know how you feel about your birthday.

If you ask for something nice or drop hints that it is your birthday, he'll cook you a nice dinner and make you a little doohickey.

Asks to spend the evening with you just sitting and shooting the shit with you.

Sniper

A lot like Engineer, doesn't bring it up unless you do. He doesn't know if your birthday is a rough day for you so he's not going to ask unless you say something first.

If you're privvy to something though, he'll run into the gas station and get you your favorite candy as a little gift.

Offers to go hunting with you to "Get'cha away from the loud crowd for a bit."

Spy

If he likes you, there will be a bottle of fancy wine at your room's door with a birthday note attached, but he won't mention that it's him(but he will comment about how that bottle must have cost a fortune)

He's the more strong silent type, but if people keep bothering you about things then he'll be your dashing rogue and sweep you away to his smoking room where he'll offer you a marijuana cigarette and some whiskey.

"Why? It's your birthday, after all. Those buffoons give me a headache."

Medic

Probably forgets your birthday, and at your next doctor's appointment when he goes over your file, you correct him and say how old you are, he goes "Oh! Happy birthday!" and continues on.

Secretly he's sad that he missed your birthday and gets you a cupcake or something sweet as a late birthday gift.

hums "happy birthday to you" while operating on you for about a few days.

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prettyboypistol · 4 days

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Can we see some head-canons of how the mercs would react to the reader asking to join them in the shower.

Asking The Mercs to Join You in The Shower || TF2 Mercs x M!Reader 18+ MDNI

Scout

"ahahaha without me bbg?" energy every time you say you're showering. As soon as you offer to let him join you, he blushes a deep red and insists that you're weird and that he's not gay. He thinks about it though, and after about 5 minutes he goes to his room, then sneaks to the showers to ask if you were serious about your offer.

What happens: probably nothing toooooo spicy, but maybe a sloppy make out session and some heavy petting. As soon as you touch his dick he jolts back and says that's too far. You nod and apologize.

Soldier

Doesn't really understand the connotations immediately, but as soon as you offer him a blowie he's like "I AM NOT A BRIBABLE OFFICER, PRIVATE!" You assure him it's not to gain favor, it could just be a one-time thing. You just think he's very handsome and would be honored to get hot n' heavy with a superior officer.

What happens: a blowjob and you worshipping Soldier's body- maybe he gets a little rough with you, but nothing too bad since it's under the guise of a one-off hookup.

Pyro

Pyro innocently accepts and offers to wash your back in public, but as soon as you two are alone, they know your game. They push you against the wall and breathe against your neck, the mask causing a noise that envelopes your senses.

What happens: You get to see what's under the suit- well, barely- the steam obscures your vision when they unzip the pelvis zipper of their suit. Whatever is was, it felt good.

Demoman

Teases you about needing some company to shower, asking if you need help washing your back or if you just want an excuse to see him naked. When he arrives he's very pleasantly surprised to actually see you there with an intention to do more than wash his back.

What happens: probably at most a mutual handjob or a dominant Demoman giving you a reach around while you're pressed against the tile walls.

Engineer

Blushes a bright red and hides his face in his hands, waving you away and calling you crazy. He grumbles and goes to his workshop to tinker on his machines, as he usually did when he had emotions to process.

What happens: he doesn't join you initially, but comes to your room late into the night and offers to shower with you then. By the way, he built a toaster while he was busy.

Heavy

Doesn't know what to think at first when you ask, desperately wants you to mean an innuendo, but is highkey a little insecure about himself- who'd like a man in his late 40's who's got a bad case of MPB? Well, when you come onto him his bran explodes.

What Happens: Probably some kissing, maybe a little hesitant touches. Nothing too spicy but intimate enough for both of you to blush when you see each other the next day.

Medic

Very flirty, very down for the proposition. Offers to escort you to the showers himself levels of down for whatever. As soon as the waters are warm our hands are all over each other, his glasses were knocked on the floor, you are overwhelmed with pleasure and his mouth on yours.

What Happens: Probably the farthest you go with any of the mercs, straight up a great possibility that you have sex. Medic's a passionate and rather noisy lover, so everyone avoids the shower until it's obvious both of you have left- and Engie sends in his cleaning robots. Just in case.

Spy

Applauds your boldness and bravery, but there is a 50/50 chance that he declines your offer unless you're blindfolded. As much as he has a sweet affection for you, he loves his mask ever so slightly more.

What Happens: An intimate bathing routine where you're blindfolded and sat on a stool in his personal shower, you're scrubbed, massaged, and pampered with the most aromatic sensations known to man. Afterwards, you might get lucky on his bed.

Sniper

Blushes a deep red, hides his face under his hat, and mumbles about how unprofessional you're being. You two are coworkers for christ's sake! Of course he declines your offer!

What Happens: He can't get the thought of you showering out of his head. It starts messing up his shots due to distracting him so much. After the third respawn, he groans and asks you to shower with him. Nothing happens, but you both get an eyeful of each other.

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prettyboypistol · 11 months

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It says requests are open but please feel free to ignore if not and ofc don't do it if you do not feel like it or don't have inspo but may I request the mercs (tf2) reacting to finding out the reader (male ofc) has a voice kink and got turned on hearing them talk? Thank you in advance! have a nice day/night !! - transleviathan

Tf2 Mercs Realizing You Have a Voice Kink! || x Male!Reader +/18

Scout

Oh God, he gets so turned on when you tell him.

He already dirty talk babbles, now it's a hell of a lot more intentional.

Pulls you close and whispers dirty things in your ears

"Hey there, baby boy, wanna have a quickie?"/"Hey there prettyboy, you doing anythin' later tonight?"/"I got a bucket of chicken-"

Jeremy HAS and will CONTINUE TO take this as a massive ego stroke that makes him feel high as a kite.

Has asked to see if just his voice can get you off. (embarrassed when it can)

MAFIA VOICE HOTSHOT SCOUT THO

Soldier

He's really confused at first, but understands it after you lay on the compliments about how manly and hot his voice is.

Likes viewing it as him being superior to you in an authority figure in a military sense.

Solly likes dropping his voice suddenly to make you scream in surprise. He likes how you tense up and blush.

High key wants to kiss you when you get embarrassed.

Thinks it's funny when you giggle eagerly when he insults you in a deep voice.

Demoman

He's kinda caught off guard that you find his voice hot, but takes it and sprints with it.

Absolutely turns up the Scottish pet names and slang terms to fluster you. "Attaboy, there's a good lad." Is his favorite way to praise you.

Think it's cute how excited you get when he mutters under his breath.

Tavish grumbles an exasperated "Jesus christ.." and suddenly he has a cute Lil boyfriend in his lap and trying to kiss his face off.

PINS YOU DOWN AND DIRTY TALKS

Engineer

Oh this man takes it and runs with it. As soon as you tell him you like, really, like his voice, he feels his heart flutter

High key wants to role-play a cowboy and outlaw scene where he catches you and you 'convince' him not to turn you in.

You get "howdy"'d a lot more lol

SO MANY SOUTHERN NICKNAMES

Can't help but drop his voice and feel you up, God, he loves the reaction you give. You better be prepared for hot hyperfixation rants

Pyro

Overjoyed that someone actually likes their voice- not in the invasive way. When you confess that you find the muffling of their voice from their gas mask.

They like that your Kink isn't more... explicitly their voice, moreso the muffling.

The heavy breathing and little whines that you can hear when you're close.. nobody else hears that but you, and it turns you on.

Pyro likes talking to you through little orders that are easy to understand. (mmt./sit, mhpay./stay, mm mny./good boy)

Likes grabbing you by your hair and pulling you close to make you listen to the hissing of air from the gas mask.

Heavy

GOD. DAMN. This man goes above and beyond with his accent and russian talk around you after you tell him

He's super flustered but also really happy that you find his voice attractive! He's always been insecure about how he sounds in English because he sounds stupid when he talks in English.

When you express attraction to Heavy's voice, he gets all happy and confident.

"Oh? You like Heavy's voice!" Heavy pins you against a wall, his laugh shaking you. "Good."

Medic

"Oh, but listening to me talking about vivisections grosses you out?" kind of teasing

HUUUUGE ego boost to him, def likes teasing you with his voice and gently touching you in little ways (grabbing thighs, petting stomach, rubbing neck) ALL TOUCHING FROM BEHIND JESUS CHRIST

Again, loves holding you from behind and growling things int your ear as he kisses your neck. (please introduce him to mirror sex PLEASE)

German. So. Much. Fucking. German.

Wants to teach you German so so so badly!!!!

Spy

he knew you had a voice kink as soon as he talked to you.

He loves sneaking up on you and whispering dirty french in your ear. You don't know exactly what he's saying, but you know it's said to make you blush.

Only translates the dirty talk to english to fluster you further with an "Oh, I'm sorry dear, let me translate.."

Spy loves making you flustered with different voices, especially with roleplay scenes (loves dressing up in elaborate roles i'll die on this hill)

Sniper

Pins you against a wall and whispers into your ear, close enough for you to feel the warmth of his breath. "Oh, so you gotta thing for Aussies then? Right, I can work with that, darlin'~"

This man WILL bring you on a sniping mission and order you to get off as his eyes are trained on the target.

Likes how he can just order you to be aroused, just by a certain word or inflection in his speech. He grins like a predator when he realizes his power over you and God. You know it's over for you.

Has offered to dirty talk his way into getting road head

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prettyboypistol · 2 months

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Your writing makes me FERAL could you do something along the lines of some soldier fluff? Some lovey dovey tooth rotting fluff that makes your heart squeeze?

-☕

Soldier fluff

Soldier found you to be the most adorable person alive. Cuter than baby animals, cuter than any toy ever made, just so dang cute! He liked to hold your face and kiss you all over. He had a picture of you taped to the inside of his helmet for good luck!

He's tried cooking for you- he wasn't good at it, but you ate it anyway. Seeing that made him genuinely try his best to learn from Spy and Engie- now he can make the best omelets in the base!

Solly has always been scared of coming off as too strongly paranoid to people- he knows that he sees things that aren't there and isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and that deeply bothers him. When he's with you though, you make everything feel better. Not gone, but much better.

His favorite thing to do is pick you up and use you as weights for training. Carrying you on his back for hikes, having you on his back for push up, using you for reps. The way you giggle when he makes noises of effort to lift you up when you squirm makes his heart squeeze.

#tf2 #fanfiction #tf2 x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 soldier #tf2 solly #tf2 soldier x mreader #tf2 x mreader #team fortress 2 #tf2 x you #prettyboypistol

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prettyboypistol · 1 year

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Mercs realize that they are in love with their friend with benefits (preferred male please) love your headcanons,have you a nice day

Mercs Realizing They're In Love With a FWB || TF2 x M!Reader

Scout

Gay panics HARD

Out here acting like sucking dick made him catch the homo fr

He avoids you and even the topic of you. As soon as someone brings you up he changes the topic or gets mad.

He's mad at himself for thinking of you in a romantic way since you two CLEARLY said that this was just a way to blow off steam.

Probably takes it out on you, Def calls you a slur and feels really bad about it.

Jeremy knew what he had to do. He had fucked up severely and now he had to be a man about it. With a sucking in of breath, he knocked on your door. God, he hated himself so much for calling you that.

"Hey I-"

Your broken expression tore him to shreds. Your eyes were puffy and cheeks were red from crying.

After about an hour of crying, amending things, and a good punch to the stomach, you two eventually patch things up. You two don't know exactly what's going to happen going forward, but there won't be anymore name-calling.

Engineer

Suddenly a lot more gentle and romantic out of nowhere.

Like, he was usually a great friend and there for you, but out of the blue. He's checking up on you. He's handing you things you ask for, even if it's out of his way to do so. Etc etc

Kind of adverse to any sort of sexual favors bc he feels like he's taking advantage of you.

Eventually musters up the courage to speak his mind.

"Hey Dell, you wanted to see me?" You hummed as you shut and locked the door to his workshop. You assumed that you two would be breaking the dry spell that had been going on as of late, but the expression Dell had on his face clued you in otherwise.

"Listen, I've got something to tell you about. And I feel like straight shit for not saying anything sooner- but I think I'm catching feelings for you."

Dell sucked in a breath as he waited for your response. God, it was hell for him to stare you in the eye, but he was a man too! He was going to face you like one!

Demoman

"well shit"

He's not happy about it, but he is not othered by it in the slightest.

Def tells you right away like "if you wanna continue fucking that's cool but I really like you."

He still keeps treating you the same and is really calm and open about his feelings, even if he hits the booze a little more in downtime to cope with his feelings.

"Hey lad, c'mere." Tavish mumbled loud enough for only you to hear. Worried, you follow him quickly into the vacant hallway. With the way Tavish's demeanor was completely serious. "There's something you should know about." "Why? Did something happen?" You asked. Tavish nodded before he continued.

"Well ah, I caught a bit of feelings for you laddie, and I felt like- like you should know that before we do anything more. Just in case that changes anything. I just really got hit with how much I fucking like your personality as well as your physicality, y'know?"

Pyro

They swing from avoiding you entirely to keeping you a maximum of 3 feet away from them at all times. Mainly because of how their hallucinations and reality distorts their perception of you and how they exist around you.

Hates the fact that if it came out that they were fucking a man, Pyro would get made fun of more by the mercs.

You have no clue why Pyro is extremely hot and cold with you suddenly, but you don't feel like it would be ethical to have sex with them when they're cuddly and affectionate.

They tell you that they love you constantly when they're all over you and a hell of a lot more protective/jealous/paranoid about your affections.

Even when they are avoiding you, they still keep an eye on you to keep you safe.

"Pyro?" You call. They had been avoiding you for weeks. It pained them to avoid you, but they knew that they had to. They just didn't want to hurt you.

"Pyro please talk to me. I- I feel like you're struggling with something. Do you want to talk?" You would have offered to have a cup of tea or engage in Pyroland, but it was probably best to talk to them when they are clearly more terrified rather than euphoric.

You finally got a response. Pyro nodded.

Spy

god DAMMIT

Ghosts you until he feels better. Like total asshole mode until you hate him.

it's his idea that nobody is allowed to love him. The last time he loved someone he abandoned his son.

It hurts like hell for him, especially when you try to talk to him. He brushes you off and ignores you until you get the hint that he does NOT want to talk to you anymore.

Keeps the picture he has of you asleep in his bed in his wallet. It's his best picture of you since you look so at ease and peaceful- almost as if you trusted him with your very life and heart.

Sniper

Bro this man is AWKWARD

Still smashes tho

Mundy really thinks that giving you head counts as a love confession fr

Genuinely though, he's a lot more intentional with mini acts of service. He invites you to have a cup of coffee, offers you a cigarette when he opens a pack, just the little things you know?

A lot more blushy and shy when you talk to him/tease him.

"Mick Mundy." You called, the mischief in your voice clear as day. Sniper was never more envious of Spy's cloaking device as you made your way over. "Hey there handsome, is your evening free?" You loved the way his face flushed and how he pulled his hat down to cover himself. You could tell the very moment he fell for you, and you just loved teasing him!

Medic

He doesn't like the fact that he's fallen in love with you, but knows he can't really do anything about it. (He's tried a lobotomy, but he lost feeling in his ring finger for a week.)

Keeps it friendly, but def "dirty talks" in German to you stuff like "you're so beautiful" and "I adore you" to kind of feel better about his crush

Gets jealous of you hanging with the others more to the point of you noticing. (Glares, more touching, etc)

Eventually tells you in English, but def in a heat of passion moment. Ludwig kept near you during the fight, but a rain of bullets dropped down from out of nowhere. Despite how much Medic tried to battle the onslaught, he wasn't powerful enough to stop the bleeding. "Liebe! God DAMN IT!" Ludwig shouted as you dropped down to the ground. Of course you would respawn in a few seconds, maybe- just maybe, since you were dead... "I love you."

Heavy

He's open about it, but demands you to keep it quiet.

He asks you to please keep everything quiet, especially if you reciprocate. He trusts you enough to keep his sexuality a secret, but he wants both of you to stay safe.

Mikhail acts a lot more kind to you, little acts of kindness.

PLEASE call him nicknames he gets so blushy. "Big Bear" "Big Guy" "Handsome", all make him scream internally.

As you wind down from the absolutely wild night you two shared, Mikhail held you tight as the alarm clock flashed 4:06AM. "I have to say something." Heavy mumbled into your neck. "What is it?" You respond as sleep sews itself into your consciousness. You tried to stay awake, but he was just so warm and cuddlyyy... "I love you." "I love.. you too"

Soldier

VERY uncomfortable with his feelings

called himself straight, even despite you two's "arrangement". Man's so far in the closet he's found the forest the wood is from.

He is fully aware that he's in love with you, but he refuses to acknowledge the feelings. He wants to kiss you. He wants to hold you. He wants to keep you safe and care for you.

Def daydreams of a domestic household with you(stfu he doesn't mean to imagine you that sexy when you wear an apron)

"Solly?" You hum, a smile blooming when you see your little soldier. "You spacing out?" "I'M MORE THAN SENTIENT, PRIVATE!" Jane responded. He took a step back when he realized how damn close you suddenly had gotten. "What's got you smiling like that? Thinking about the Revolution?" You teased. "OF COURSE!" He lied. He was thinking about you and him on a hillside holding hands.

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mlmxreader · 27 days

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https://www.tumblr.com/mlmxreader/748935940746215424/the-worst-symphony-alfie-solomons-x-mreader?source=share

It was fucking terrible to read this

Very well written but it hurt so fucking bad, I remember my grandfather telling me that he lost so many friends, some that die during the war and other that came back but left something behind, a part of themselves, and reading this I had the same impression

Good lmfao

but no, seriously, that was actually the POINT of the fic, if I'm honest; every time I write something based btwn 1914-1918, it's always going to be VERY heavy on one thing in particular - war is Hell. esp during ww1, yknow, you had shellshock - which came from the CONSTANT bombardment and CONSTANT conflict to the point where silence meant death. fog meant death. canned food meant death. I mean, yknow, ww1 was genuinely Hell on Earth for everybody involved bc there WAS no right or wrong.

so, the point of the fic is to display that! it always is when it's based in/around ww1. bc there WAS no good to be had during that time if you were a man of fighting age (or a CHILD who could get away w being sent away!), and even if you stayed HOME, then you'd have groups like the suffragettes (who, despite popular belief, were not feminists bc they did NOTHING for women of colour, poor women, or women within fields like the sex industry. they were ONLY out for the cisgender, heterosexual, white women, but I digress!) bullying men and children into going to fight in a war that was little more than a pissing contest between 3 cousins.

it was an AWFUL time to be alive, and that's my no.1 priority when writing these things - there IS no good in ww1. there never was.

and while I may provide a VERY, very small and intimate look at the life of 1 or 2 soldiers within my writing, it's worth noting that there were THOUSANDS like it.

on that note, however, I will leave you w a lyric from Hyphen:

"soldiers in world wars hated that there were wars to be fought". - Hate Thy Neighbour

#asks #anonymous

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