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are you still taking requests?

yes, i just have writers block

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I think I'm tripping because I took my glasses off, but your pfp looks just like Jerma

good we love a jerma reference

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you fools, every time i get told to kms by an anon, my resolve only grows stronger

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going on another account scan, just a non friendly and violent reminder that I am NOT a babysitter so all minors need to fuck off

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May I request of how would the mercs react to walking into y/n (if possible female or non-binary) mastrubating

nah.

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I've been demoted to fingerpainting on my phone pray for me 😭😭

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caught by the hunter 💕

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Can we maybe get some nsfw scout or pyro head cannons please

Hey! I already posted those ^^ here are the links Pyro +18

Scout +18

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TF2 Scout NSFW HEADCANNONS +18

Slimey horny 16 y/o energy, hides his porn mags under his mattress and likes to talk to the imaginary girl bouncing on his dick this is canon and you can't convince me otherwise.

Again, mutters to himself, even in his wet dreams. Although, in his dreams he usually busts to the idea of fucking another dude on the battlefield to assert his dominance. It's a little cheesy, but he likes the ego boost when he's asleep

When he's awake he megapanics about the gay dreams and convinces himself that it's like- totally straight. A girl he banged a few years ago talked about dream interpretation once- it just means he has a power craving!

Has tried jerking off to men but he was so stressed out it killed his boner.

dick size: nothing to write home about tbh but it's fine i guess.

Jerks off often and needs it pretty bad, amazing recovery time tho. One time he stole Spy's weed stash and was absolutely trashed on horny vibes. Gotta say, jerking off high was almost worth the backstab he got for smoking the weed.

Has a bondage, lingerie, and feminization kink. he wants to have someone pretty all tied up and squirming in something femme for him- doesn't matter the gender presentation. He's got some internalized misogyny that he needs to work out (fuck it out of him fuck it out of him tie him up and fuck it out of him while you're in the lingerie)

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Hiya. I was wondering if you could do a platonic head cannon/ fic with the tf2 crew with a reader who had ADHD?

im not a fan of doing platonic headcanons, sorry :(

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Transmasc reader starting T and going through The t horny phase with the mercs

the WHAT (i'm not trans what does this mean)

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Your writing makes me FERAL could you do something along the lines of some soldier fluff? Some lovey dovey tooth rotting fluff that makes your heart squeeze?

-☕

Soldier fluff

Soldier found you to be the most adorable person alive. Cuter than baby animals, cuter than any toy ever made, just so dang cute! He liked to hold your face and kiss you all over. He had a picture of you taped to the inside of his helmet for good luck!

He's tried cooking for you- he wasn't good at it, but you ate it anyway. Seeing that made him genuinely try his best to learn from Spy and Engie- now he can make the best omelets in the base!

Solly has always been scared of coming off as too strongly paranoid to people- he knows that he sees things that aren't there and isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and that deeply bothers him. When he's with you though, you make everything feel better. Not gone, but much better.

His favorite thing to do is pick you up and use you as weights for training. Carrying you on his back for hikes, having you on his back for push up, using you for reps. The way you giggle when he makes noises of effort to lift you up when you squirm makes his heart squeeze.

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please flood me with requests i am BORED and NEED TO WRITE

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TF2 Mercs x Romantic M!Reader

Scout

Has never had anyone pull out the stops for him. He's the youngest of 7, his life has been full of hand-me-downs and overlooking.

When you hand him a bouquet of roses he actually fucking cries.

Dinner, a movie while holding hands, cuddling under the stars? God, he feels like a princess in a disney movie and you're his prince charming

Soldier

He's touched, really, he is! But has a hard time expressing it. He gives you a big ol' kiss and thanks you with a smile, but is lowkey pretty awkward when you offer to dance with him.

He looooved the homecooked dinner you made for him- after all, restaurants aren't really his scene. Course after course if just amazing!

Afterwards, you convince him to slowdance/cuddledance with you while whispering sweet nothings into his ear. He blushed so hard you can feel the heat on his cheeks.

Pyro

OH MY GOD??? ALL THIS FOR ME??? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Well, that's what you think they signed to you as they blubbered tearfully and hugged you. You decorated the recreation room with streamers of deep red and had a bowl of icecream to share while watching a movie!

Their favorite part is when you lit the streamers on fire, making a brief flaming heart.

Demoman

What's better than a roadtrip and sightseeing in a new place? You two snuck out and drove to Dallas for a long weekend out. It took you eons to convince the Administrator for a long weekend too, so it was extra heartfelt!

Big foods, big hats, and big inside jokes nobody else will understand, most of all- you take Demoman out to light fireworks in the desert. Big ones.

With all the clamoring to see the light show, Demoman is elated to kiss you in public with nobody noticing.

Engineer

Going to his favorite museum of engineering and listening to him talk is what Dell found most heartstopping. That dopey look of love as you listened intently had him in a chokehold.

Brushing the backs of your hands together feels more scandalous than holding your hand as you give him a teasing wink.

After, you cook his favorite meal? "Oh darlin', you're an angel."

Heavy

Doesn't know how to react at first, insisting he doesn't need to be spoiled. Then you pull out the handknitted mittens with bear paws on the inside and he's all the way on board to let you spoil him like a king.

You get a thank you kiss for everything you do, a promise to repay the favor later (;P) with every surprise you give him.

Oh boy does he, the more you love on Heavy, the more he loves on you.

Sniper

Survivalist camping with him over the weekend is how you win his heart. He sees you fishing at the crack of dawn and you just smile at him and hand him a pole. The comfortable silence has him blushing like a poppy.

Play wrestle this man. Play wrestle him and win. Pin this man to the ground with a playful yet exerting smile and he will never forget the moment until the day he does and then some. Then kiss him. Do it.

Spy

Ah, a nice restaurant where he doesn't have to worry about the bill, a gala where he doesn't have to assassinate anyone, and a handsome man he isn't obligated to sleep with for information- this is the perfect date!

He's quite the flirt as well, but as long as you can keep up with him, you'll win out in the end with your romance attack modifiers of the date on your side.

Dancing with him is a must, even if you're bad, it's still overwhelmingly charming to Spy.

Medic

YOU BOUGHT HIM NEW SYRINGES AFTER HIS OLD ONES SNAPPED???? AWWW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!

Much like Spy, Medic loves a fancy dinner and dancing, but he likes the thrill of a mission to help digest his food. That's why you two break into the blood donation truck and take some especially weird samples of blood that you find.

While the police chase you, you two share a kiss. Be gay, do crime!

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Star Trek TNG Men Reacting to a Sudden Confession! (x M!Reader)(mutual pining)

(Worf, Data, Will, Picard, Geordi)

Worf

Surprised, but very confused and refuses to show it

Mentally freaking out but physically stoic, rejects you at first- then asks to think about it- then accepts your feelings about three days later.

Asks if you are joking initially and orders you back to your station, but you stay in his mind for every waking moment(and asleep moment!) thinking about how a human/klingon romance would work between two men... two men kissing... battling for dom-"YES WORF SPEAKING WHAT IS NEEDED?"

Data

"as an artificial intelligence bot, I-" chat GPT aa

Curious and asks a bunch of questions (how did you know you were in love? What made you confess? What about me drew you to romantic attraction?)

Would accept your feelings and offer a trial relationship period to see and study how people act in romantic situations- after all, that information is hard to come by!

Will/Riker

RizzLord96 over here with a charming smile and a witty remark to your confession. If he's in the mood, he'll kiss your hand and remark about he knew he still had it.

He gives "fuck on the first date" energy, so just like... be prepared?

He'd call you cute for confessing and charms you to death with flirty remarks but mentally freaking about how to handle this.

Picard

maaaan rip this man will insta reject you even if he likes you back. He's so sacrificial that he'll tell you "it's for the greater good"

Just know that you're all he thinks about.

You're like a plague in his mind, a fever he can't sweat out. Definitely regrets his actions for a long while when you give him longing stares from across the hallways.

Geordi

Probably the most chill out of the group ngl a "really? Me?" and a "Wow, I never expected you to like me back, man."

little shy smiles from across the room and awkward waves, lunch minidates where you two lowkey dance around actually flirting but the mutual affection is clear as day to anyone who sees you two

secret Lore

RIP TO LORE HE HAS NEVER ENCOUNTERED THIS BEFORE

"Oh! Of course I knew this was coming. It was obviously written all over your face." (he did not know and it's burning up his wires inside that he's flustered)

short circuits a little bit but acts all high and mighty about "seducing" you so easily.

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Hi, I was wondering if you could do a Platonic Tf2 crew x reader who struggles with S/H. I totally understand if you don't take my request but I think it could be good for others who see's these characters as comfort characters.

Many thanks

-Springy

Hey!

As much as I would love to do that, I don't write about those triggering topics for personal reasons. Plus, even if it's supposed to be a comfort fic, it could still trigger other people relapses simply by reminding people about their s/h.

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I absolutely adore the way you write, I get super excited whenever I see you make a new post. Can I get some nsfw medic headcanons?

NSFW Medic Headcanons

Has a thing for hands, specifically his own. He likes tracing over muscles and murmuring the scientific names to himself.

You know the song "The Red Means I Love You"? Yeah, that and "The Masochism Tango". He's a bit of a Gomez Addams when it comes to sex with a bunch of delirious adorations.

Frued had him a chokehold- he lacked a father figure growing up and now likes to be choked and ordered around by a Daddy Dom type. That isn't to say he's a bottom- he's a vers- but he loves when his partners rough him up a little.

Likes men who are bigger/stronger than him and when he does rarely dabble in women, he likes women who are traditionally masculine with a feminine energy (think stepping on your enemies with stilettos) Big muscles, rough attitude, but a pretty hairstyle and killer eyeliner.

When he's alone, he likes to think of roleplay where he's a prisoner and a detective seduces him to giving the vital information. If he's in a more dominant mood, he imagines a Frankenstein-like monster under his control and mindlessly needy for him.

I know I mentioned him liking to be roughed up- let's elaborate. He likes to be slammed against walls/doors/floors/tables, bitten and marked, slapped for insolence, shoved to his knees, choked, and and overstimulated.

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