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barb-alayna-artstuff · 3 days

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When Bootie Calls…

[Barbie]: Psst… Allie let me in…

[Allie]: What’s the password…?

[Barbie]: What’s the WHAT…?!?!

[Allie]: The password… a secret word that…

[Barbie]: WTF…?!?! I know what a password is….!!! You made this bootie call… Now let me in…!!!

[Allie]: Yes Sir… What’s the password…?

[Barbie]: (grits teeth) Open the fucking door or there isn’t going to be a bootie call…

[Allie]: YES SIR…!!! (salutes and opens door)

#allie and barbie #faceapp #soldier girls #naughtygirls #sexy humor

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leepacesource · 2 months

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Happiest Birthday to LEE GRINNER PACE (March 25, 1979)

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underthemexicansun · 2 months

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Grumpy Bucky in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier.

#bucky barnes #sebastian stan #james bucky buchanan barnes #grumpy Bucky #grumpy Bucky Barnes #winter soldier #the falcon and the winter soldier #white wolf #marvel bucky barnes #recovering Bucky #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #he can look at me this way #he can call me baby girl

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sandxhanitizer · 2 months

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"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!"

This is my most successful post by a long shot

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #medic #engineer #soldier #expiration date #that one meme #girl yelling at cat

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mspaint-flower · 1 year

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AFTER 15 YEARS.....SHE GOT THE JUSTICE.........SHE KEEPS SLAYING.......

#kasane teto #teto kasane #utauloid #utau teto #teto #utau #synthv #synthesizer v #vocaloid #<-again i know its not vocaloid but. yk #my art #ms paint #double teto post because holy shit..........this design SLAYS SO HARD #she looks like a little soldier.....GET YOUR VOICEBANK GIRL!!!!!!#i tried drawing on a bigger canvas but i can't promise it looks good on mobile :( if it's still small always tap on my art or smth #this is probably gonna be my most effort post in a while

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annabelle--cane · 10 days

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cause you see, at almost every major instance, martin does not trust jon. he trusts him to not be actively evil or a cold blooded killer, but he doesn't trust that jon will act in his own best interests. he expects that jon, if left on his own for long enough, will succumb to all of his worst vices and self-destructive impulses and drive himself to obliteration, which is why martin has to plan around him. and he's usually right! jon has consistent problems with moderation, a real propensity to hide anything that scares him or makes him feel ashamed, and a decades old survivor's guilt complex that leads him to feel uniquely culpable and expendable. but... chicken and egg, isn't it a bit? jon has long had all those problems, but it probably didn't help that everyone in his social circle (martin included) took his worst impulses as a given. it probably didn't help that he was indefinitely supposed to weather the dangers of freely giving trust without receiving any of the rewards of being trusted. yes, martin was, in a way, right that jon didn't end up blinding himself and quitting, but we'll never know if jon would have actually gone through with it had martin agreed to his proposition.

#lest the subtext be lost: jonathan sims addict moments. my forever girl my sweet cheese my rotten soldier my good time boy.#tma #marina marvels at life

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friendlyengie · 1 year

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I am so normal

Update! Ive been updating their designs! See them (most of them) here!

Refs for the fem fortress designs I threw around in this post!! Because I am a big fan of woman and also a little bit insane abt this little idea

tldr for anyone who doesn’t want to check out the og post: I wanted to make a counterpart team to the og mercs that was all girls but also like. Vaguely genderbend-adjacent? Genderbending but cooler. Some of these characters resemble genderbends more than others but they’re all their own characters that exist somewhere within the universe (a couple are even canon characters because I think Zhanna Deserves a Gun!) why are they also a RED team? I don’t know! And I’m too tired to try and bullshit some canon-sounding excuse for it. The administrator wanted to fuck with the og mercs or smth for fun

I probably have more to say about them but I’ll save anyone reading this from what would probably end up being multiple paragraphs of personality and relationship descriptions ! Enjoy a bunch of women with traced weapons (bc you’re insane if you think I was gonna draw them freehanded)

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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year

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"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"

Ref under the cut!

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #peppino #toppins #arts #mine #i couldnt decide which one was better #so i just included the five o'clock shadow vers in it #dont @ me #its SO funny; drawing that literally transported me to my tf2 era #YEARS of drawing soldier finally paying off lmao #anyway ive been thinkin of the toppins.....#little babies #hes like??? the kids are congregating....what happened??#and its one of them dying repeatedly on a stage #IMMEDIATELY they r like MR PEPPERONI CAN YOU HELP!??#'peppino-' ' MR PEPPINO!!!!!!!!!!'#pls imagine the mush toppin yellin that w the cadence of a six yr old girl and wiggling their arms in the air #prob the pineapple toppin that was playin; like the cool older sibling(tm)#they just hand the system over to him bc hes GOTTA know what to do #he LOOKS inconvenienced but hes got resting bitch face; hes just vibin rn #hfdjkfdhkfsd everytime i finish a thought im like god im writing a fucking paragraph #the wall of tags in the editor takes up my ENTIRE page #ANYWAY x2 #GAMER PEPPINO !!!!#no its more like how my mom used to help me in zelda and starfox #watching her clear stages for me after work is a v fond memory of mine #and my dad too! but he helped more with shooters #like jet force gemini and quake #heehee

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Y/n: I think I'm dating Kate.

Bucky: What?

Y/N: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Bucky: But how? When?

Y/N: Well, we spent the entirety of Tony and Pepper's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Bucky: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Y/N: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Kate can waltz.

Bucky: Kate can waltz?

Y/N, maliciously: Kate can waltz.

Bucky: ... Look how you just said 'Kate can waltz.'

Y/N: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Kate can waltz.

Bucky: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

#source: gilmore girls #kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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buttercup-barf · 17 days

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