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50 Shades of White…

[Allie]: You’re doing the boob thing again Barbs…

[Barbie]: So…?

[Allie]: I don’t seem to recall Christian Grey pressing his boob up against Anastasia Steele… [Barbie]: He would have if he had boobs Als…

[Barbie]: Prolly woulda been a better movie if he did have boobs…

[Allie]: Certainly wouldn’t have made it worse… (giggles)

#allie and barbie #faceapp #naughtygirls #kinkygirls #sexy humor

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Cool Shades…

Cool Chick…

Cool AF…

From the Allie and Barbie ArtStuff Gallery Collection

#allie #faceapp #artsystuff #cool shades

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Fun Music Fact: Tumblr blogger and Online Artist Barbie was the model for The Cars self titled 1978 debut album cover…

For those who still doubt this assertion…

#barbie #faceapp #rocker chick #rock n roll #sexy humor

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Not satisfied with being “the brainy one” of the Scooby Gang… Velma decided to become “the brawny one” of the gang as well…

[Daphne]: Jeepers Vel... How’d you get so buff…?

[Velma]: By beating off your male admirers Daph…

[Daphne]: I don’t think that came out right…

[Velma]: It did when I’d finnish them off… (giggles)

Apparently Velma became “the slutty one” of the gang as well…

#barbie #faceapp #scooby gang #velma dinkley #badbarb #sexy humor

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I guess we’re not on Sesame Street any more Toto…

Allie

This program is brought to you by the Numbers 6… and 9… and by the Letter D… and by the letter D again apparently…

#allie #faceapp #naughtygirl #badgirl #sexy humor

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Casual Jeans Friday…

See you all next Friday…

#allie and barbie #faceapp #jeans girls #cute girls

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This is not your mother‘s Afternoon Tea…

[Allie]: Yeah… my mother’s afternoon tea had finger sandwiches… fancy dresses… and hats with a veil…

[Barbie]: Veiled hats sounds fun… but finger sandwiches…?!?!

[Allie]: Hungry…?

[Barbie]: I could eat…

[Allie]: How about pizza instead…?

[Barbie]: Definitely… Afternoon Tea Rocks…!!!!

#allie and barbie #faceapp #besties #naughtygirls #sexy humor

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Yeah… I enjoy it both ways…

Both are hot and delicious… but one will definitely keep you up all night…

Barbie

Wait… Are you referring to caffeinated and decaffeinated coffees…?

Allie

Yes… What did you think I was referring too…?

Barbie

#barbie #faceapp #cuppa joe #naughtygirl #badbarb #lgbtq+ #sexy humor

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Little Red Allie Hood…

All grown up and a top WNBA Draft prospect…

[Allie]: I wanna get drafted by the Minnesota Timberwolves…!

[Barbie]: Timberwolves are an NBA Men’s Team Als…

[Allie]: Awwwww… (pouts)

#allie #faceapp #fairy tales #little red riding hood #sexy humor

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It may be a bit of bravado talking… but I’ve always found the Sharon Stone Interrogation Scene in Basic Instinct a bit amateurish…

Just say’n…

Barbie

#barbie #faceapp #naughtygirl #badbarb #bossbitch #sexy humor

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Allie… When her bestie Barbs asks her to scratch her back where she can’t reach…

True story…

Allie

#allie #faceapp #dream girl #movie monsters #sexy humor

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Relationship Stuff…

Allie and Barbie make it a point before bedtime to discuss the things that are important to them…

How their days went… Their hopes and dreams… Who was going to go down on who first…

Y’know… the usual relationship building stuff…

BTW - A follower saw this pic on tumblr and asked if this was us… Well Duh…

#allie and barbie #faceapp #besties #naughtygirls #lgbtq+ #girls kisss girls #sexy humor

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SCHWING…!!!!

#barbie #faceapp #artsystuff #sexy humor

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Reverse Cowgirl…

[Allie]: (giggles) Clever title Barbs…

[Barbie]: Thanks Als…

[Allie]: Anything else clever to say…?

[Barbie]: Ain’t a cowgirl can’t be rode… Ain’t a cowboy can’t be throwed…

[Allie]: HEY… (slaps Barb’s ass) We’ll see who can’t be rode…

[Barbie]: What…?!?! It rhymes… (giggles)

#allie #faceapp #artsystuff #cowgirl #sexy humor

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A Follower has asked us in DM… If we cum in leather…?

[Barbie]: I think you mean “comes in leather”…

[Allie]: (bemused look)

[Barbie]: Yeahhh… you were probably right the first time… (eye-roll)

#allie and barbie #faceapp #besties #leather lady #naughtygirls #sexy humor

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That’s Hot…

[Allie]: Wait… is your ass on fire… or is the water on fire Barbs…?!?!

[Barbie]: Girrrrl… My hot ass set the water on fire… (seductive smile)

[Allie]: So have you tried some Tums or some Pepto…?

[Barbie]: That’s not what I meant and you know it Als… (dirty look)

[Allie]: Maybe some Pepsid… (giggles)

#barbie #faceapp #hot body #sexy af #sexy humor

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Flower Child…

From the Allie and Barbie ArtStuff Gallery Collection

#allie #faceapp #artsystuff #flower ch