#so fitting for batman

[wings-of-angels]

trying to plan out what pokèmon bruce wayne would have... much to think about

#i am envisioning batman to have: noivern (obviously he must have one bat pokèmon). lucario. and greninja #i chose the last 2 partly because i like those pokèmon but theyre also powerful and stealthy pokèmon #so fitting for batman #and noiverns more of a less-stealthy heavy hitter i guess for when hes gotten civillians out the way #batman would have to have some sort of earplugs or padding in his cowl to deal with the sound noivern creates though.. hmmmmm #im also thinking he should have some sort of electric or tech pokèmon but i cant decide which one.. #i gotta balance strategy vs his asthetic #it would be good if he had a fire and/or grass type pokèmon too but none really fit his vibe #also it would make sense he have a fighting type (aside from lucario) but i dislike all the fighting types 😔😔 #sorry pretty privellage is REAL and it is stopping me from giving him other fighting types #idk.. much to think about #i think lucario makes a lot of sense tbh like they both have the drive to do good and help people #i can envision bruce finding a riolu during his time training and instantly having that connection #ORRR bruce is so strung up on his anger and bitterness. it takes meeting riolu (who rejects him for not being as virtuous as b would think) #for bruce to kinda enforce his own principles #of becoming batman to HELP amd do GOOD and not just for vengence #meanwhile i chose greninja cos its one of my favs #brucie wayne would also need different pokèmon to batman. otherwise his secret identity is WAYY too obvious #it would depend on what kind of bruce wayne i want tho #the more ditsy playboy brucie would have different pokèmon to... e.g. ben afflecks batman whos more sleazy businessman #so many different options #SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE i am... thinking

[redsray]

Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam au #dick: look he's even got the dark hair and blue eyes #jason: he fits the pattern. you gotta #dick to tim: you are ours now #tim who just wanted to spend time with his heroes: oh #they declare him as theirs so he is theirs #bruce does not get a choice #he is THEIR little stalker #when jason finds out that tim follows them as vigilantes too he falls over laughing #dick wiping a tear away: he's perfect

[starspilli]

messy jason doodle

#jason todd #dc #dc comics #my art #sorry for not posting much uni work killing me #i have smth i rly wanna draw tho so i’ll try and fit it in… #dc fanart #batman #red hood

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[kittykatninja321]

Ship wars over Batman are so funny because that man is the king of divorce none of the relationships yall are fighting about are going to last. “He should be with Talia” “He should be with Selina” he can be with both because there is no “endgame” for him outside of dying alone like let’s be serious now

#This is like my 3rd divorce guy Bruce post but it is a firmly held belief of mine like Bruce Timm was right about one thing and it’s this #I don’t really see it on here but they’re still doing the Talia vs Selina ship war on Twitter #Bruce Wayne #Batman #dc #He’s the ultimate multiship character you can fit so many divorces in that man

[creaman]

SHOW IT!

#vclownverse #fanart #jonathan crane #edward nygma #scarecrow #riddler #batman #animation #vinegarclown #creaman #show it #my toonboom license expires like. now. so count this finished #riddler is orange to fit the colour scheme

[nanaonmars]

jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

#source: derry girls #batman #superbat #bruce wayne #does this count as irish jason? #maybe irish batman in general lmao #jason todd #clark kent #duke thomas #batfam #i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce #technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together #and it’s also consistent with the audio #jason and duke brother rights #idc what you guys say #also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good #derry girls

[batcavescolony]

The fandom would be so much better if everyone realized that Batman's kids are just like that. None of them are normal! This is what they were doing before/directly after meeting Bruce:

Dick wanted to kill Anthony Zucco and avenge he parents death.

Jason uncovered a crime front in the troubled youth school he was sent to.

Tim stalked Batman, Nightwing AND the Teen Titans.

Stephanie created a whole vigilante persona to mess with her dad.

Damian and Cass are trained assassin children that can get anywhere.

Duke joined and lead the 'we are Robin movement' along with being a vigilante before he was Signal.

Bruce doesn't control them, he has tried to stop them, they don't listen. They aren't vigilantes because Bruce forced them to, I'm pretty sure they would have done that without his help, they're chaos incarnate!

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #TiM wAs nOrMal.... no no he wasnt what about him fixating on robin and the Graysons so much that he found out the bats identity is normal? #dUkE iS nOrmaL....no just no as a child he accepted The Riddlers challenge to try and beat him. he did riddes for fun. he also figured out- #-batmans identity. i think he also went out as a vigilante before Bruce give him the signal out fit and Bat training. #duke thomas #signal #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #cassandra cain #NONE OF THEM ARE NORMAL!!! #Duke was the closet to a normal child hood and thats because his story didnt start till his family found bruce in a hurricane (i think) #he didnt know his bio dad or his powers. #batfam #batfamily #batkids

[vechter]

descended from dreamers, li-young lee // new titans (1988) #61 // nightwing (1996) #35 // drafts, ohevoyev // nightwing (2011) #30 // the last days of judas iscariot, stephen adly guirgis // sacrifice of isaac, caravaggio // vaulter (2x02), succession // new titans #57 (1989) // batman: gotham knights (2000) #17 // unknown // black canary (1993) #10 // on perplexity: chrysanthemum, richard siken // new titans #57 (1989) // and my father's love was nothing next to god's will, amatullah bourdon // batman (1940) #605 // the last days of judas iscariot, stephen adly guirgis

dick & bruce + if you love somebody, they turn into a god

#i think i broke my own heart making this #dick grayson #bruce wayne #nightwing #batman #webweaving #dcu #dick & bruce: you'll never recover from that kind of devotion #i can fit so many layers of divinity and sacrifice and dog/god metaphors in this one bad boy 😎

[frownyalfred]

Jewish Family dynamics and the Batfamily:

“Why the hell would you do that?” grabs your ass off the ground and takes you home

“What the fuck are you doing bleeding everywhere? I just washed that carpet!” bandages your wounds while complaining the entire time

“I told you not to try that jump!” gives you ibuprofen every four hours without asking

“You look stupid with all that shit on your face.” tenderly reassures you that your face will look exactly the same when you wake up at three in the morning terrified about the reconstructive plastic surgery

“Don’t do that again.” holds you when you cry

#thoughts #does this make sense? #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #it just fits #this is my family dynamic #so much yelling #but such tender silent caring #Jewish batfamily

[lilyqueenoffrogs]

Since The Batman(2022) I thought that no one could out grease Robert Patterson’s Bruce Wayne…

AND THEN I SAW RENFIELD!

My guy Renfield is the soggiest piece of toast I have EVER seen

Look at his fucking sweater!!! I can’t 😫

He is living in my head rent free

Also look at this fuckin scene

So creepy, such a story to be said, just mwah🤌

The story of the movie was also amazing so if you like lots of blood, vampires, and greasy little guys then watch this movie

#this is all I’m going to be thinking about #aaaaaa #he’s like if Gerard Way was a drown cat and work for Dracula #it was Creep by radio head and it fit his character so fucking well #I’m going to return with a full essay and a hyper fixation #lily’s rants #renfield #the batman 22 #renfield 2023

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #52

Danny had been missing for 3 years now. He was scared after the accident at 7 years old left him with freaky ghost powers. His parents didn’t like ghosts so he had to run, and run he did. His powers made him bad, ghosts were bad so if he used them he was bad. He winds up under the care of the League of assassins and was trained the last 2 years as a bodyguard to the demon heads heir. Then Ras dies and he and Damian are sent to live with Bruce Wayne, who takes in Danny as he had no where else. A couple more years go by and Danny starts to get a bit curious about his powers. He’s a bit older now and thinks if the pits weren’t bad then maybe ghosts aren’t as bad as his parents thought.

Maybe he should bring this up to Bruce? But maybe he hates ghosts like his parents did, so he starts with Damian.

#dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #batman #danny is a little shit #his powers are strong because they’re dormant and when he finally does use them they’re super strong #Damian is confused at first he hid these powers so well at the league #Danny struggles to fit in #he knows next to nothing and thinks himself as just a meat shield or that’s what Ras told him #Danny doesn’t even know the full extent of his powers #I want to share more of my art and drawings but I also don’t think I’m that good #I really do have ideas for a whole world that’s been in the back of my mind for a while #I just don’t know how to start sharing it

[icantdrawrt]

Ok, context to this, a very rich man just died

I love Perry Apologising

Like

“I’m sorry that we’re printing this, i know he’s your boyfriend but this is a newspaper so lol”

And Clark’s face at the thought of not protecting Bruce because he can’t because secret identity 😭😭😭

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #mega gay #gay love #gay #they’re so in love #even Perry sees it #he’s like “I’m so sorry about ur bf #“but this is a newspaper #“get over it #also Bruce on that newspaper is fit /j #superboyfriends #batman and superman are in love #batman/superman worlds finest #batman/superman #batman and superman

[puppetmaster13u]

You Know what I need?

Pirate Batfamily. Pirate batfamily who plunder other pirates and have both several smaller ones designed for outmaneuvering larger gally ships, and their big "batcave" ship.

Like, a mixture of historical piracy period of privateers and some fantasy, because honestly? It could and would fit.

Give me sea cryptid Batfamily that others tell tales of alongside ghost ships and sirens. Of a notorious ship with a blackened hull and a captain said to be made of shadow that appears in the dead of night to the laughter of sea nymphs.

#prompts? #prompts #pirate batfam #batman au #batman #dc #dcu #Look seafolk are superstitious as fuck and that needs to be used that's all I'm saying #This man had assassin training and he'll use it #Selkie Jason would honestly fit well #If you watch PricklyAlpaca on Youtube look at her bird pirate art #and her other pirate character designs I adore it all #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #batfamily #cryptid batfamily #batfam prompts #batfam prompt #Even funnier is if it's Battinson Bruce #Intimidating AF under the hat and mask & everything else but has the deadliest sad dad face #And goes completely unrecognized in ports #Meanwhile Gordon is looking at the note Barbara left of sneaking onto a pirate ship and is So Tired

[lanternbats]

I love you. Most ardently.

Finally, the BatLantern Pride & Prejudice au that's been haunting me since 2020.

#batlantern #bruce wayne #hal jordan #green lantern #batman #DC #kit.posts #it's so funny to me it's SO FUNNY #it fits them so well but also thinking about it sends me into hysterics #kit.art

[batlantern-abyss]

God bless Batman Universe for it's Batlantern content. That being said, somebody PLEASE write a slow burn AU where they get stuck in the Wild West...

#also the green vest was questionable the their little cowboy fits 🛐 #they're so silly #also batman loving dinosaurs is so awesome #batlantern #bruhal #hal jordan #bruce wayne #batman #green lantern