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memorysaver1 · 5 months
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Real Conversation #4
Ravenclaw : THEORY IS IMPORTANT Slytherin : Bro it's a game. I don't want to have to solve all of the universe's questions in order to win.
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hogwartsdusk · 4 years
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hufflepuff: what the hell is going on here?
ravenclaw: slytherin’s trying to steal my sandwich.
slytherin: well, we both ordered meatball subs, but they only delivered one. it’s mine!
hufflepuff: guys, just walk to the sub shop, it’s a block away, and get a second sandwich.
ravenclaw: walk?
slytherin: are you insane?
hufflepuff: fine. cut the damn sandwich in half.
slytherin: and then what genius? we eat a 6-inch sub?
ravenclaw: two and a half meatballs a piece?
slytherin: are we children?
ravenclaw: what is this, russia?
hufflepuff: that’s it. no one eats the sub. get back to work!
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incorrect-slytherin · 4 years
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Currently Taking Applications
Ravenclaw: So what do you usually look for in a girl?
Slytherin: A pulse
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naiad-princess · 5 years
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Me, a Slytherin: //reading//
My boyfriend, a Ravenclaw: //groans// all you ever do is read!
Me, a Slytherin: I know.
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Slytherin/Ravenclaw aesthetic! I myself am a Slytherclaw, so this was fun!
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localwitchcraft · 7 years
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Ravenclaw, sitting in Slytherin's lap: I'm independent and I don't need anyone.
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ambarawr · 7 years
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Finally got my anti Harry Potter fiance to take the Pottermore quiz. Apparently he’s a Ravenclaw :D
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it-was-three-am · 4 years
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Anon requested- Hi! Can U make a moodboard about SlytherinxRavenclaw
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kayistiredt · 3 years
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Listen idk if we still doing hogwarts au's but I really need to see christinaxruby in some slytherinxravenclaw power couple scenarios and I know one of you gays has the power to do that so don't be shy...write that shit
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hogwartsdusk · 4 years
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slytherin: oh my god, raven, that’s so cool that you still live with your grandmother.
ravenclaw: i live alone. this is my stuff. i like quilts.
slytherin: stop. each sentence is getting sadder.
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incorrect-slytherin · 4 years
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¿Por que no Las dos?
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The red circle on the calendar glared at her mockingly. Game Night. The lady in the picture on the calendar litterally glared at her and she took that as her cue to stop staring at a wall and stalling and just go play a stupid game.
They'd been asking about it for months after she accidentally mentioned playing the game with her family on vacations. Her muggle family. She didn't hate her family or even her status as a "muggleborn student". But in slytherin, she heard it could be a touchy subject. Anywho.
She grabbed the cardboard box and headed into the common room.
The noise of about a dozen children, caffeinated at nearly midnight on a Friday, was enough to get her spirits higher.
"Who's ready for Monopoly, Bitches!"
A mixture of excited responses and reprimands for cursing came at twice the volume. Beaming excitedly (albeit a bit nervous) she took up her throne at the end of the table, proudly donning the Game Master cape, and began explaining the rules of the game. Everyone seemed so excited. Their arguement over the player pieces. The multiple death threats. So many people in jail. At some point, one of the older students brought out a large box that they promptly marked as the jail. Yes it was used.
"Just so you know, I'm going to remember this next week when people start asking for notes or study help for finals." A rather disgruntled ravenclaw threatened to deaf ears from the jail.
"Just so you know, maybe you shouldn't have bought my last property, loser." A first year at the end of the table shot back, earning a round of laughter from everyone at the table.
"This is one the the best game nights weve had in a really long time. You're malicious! And to think we thought you might belong to hufflepuff." To her right, her best friend teased where only they could hear.
"To think I was afraid people would think this game was stupid. It's just.. well is a sill little-" flustered, she stumbled over her grasp of vocabulary.
"No one would ever make fun of you because it's a muggle game. It's a fun game, you got travis to sit in a cardboard box for 23 minutes. Any game that can do that is a good game in my book. No matter where it came from." Her best friend proudly declared, rolling the dice.
The laughter fell.
There was a silence as everyone counted the number of spaces and terror filled their expressions.
Her best friend solemnly moved a little metal caricature onto one of her properties. With great care. "Mate. Ol pal. Mi amigo. We can talk about this."
Muggle born or not, a slytherin is a slytherin.
"Nah. Pay up, mate."
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johnlockedinkonoha · 4 years
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Drarry Fanfiction Master List
Just Drarry Me fic master list 
It actually hurts - parkkate AO3
Had To Be You - lettersbyelise AO3
Starting Again - tamerofdarkstars AO3
My Hero - badluckvixen13, Inkzy AO3
Draco Malfoy, Refuse Remover - alienlover13 AO3
Six Bloody Months - JET_Playin  AO3
My Hands Never Knew The Time - ea-stofnar (SinsofYouth) AO3
Breathe Again - kcstories AO3
Nine Circle Journey (The Story of the White Door) - GoldenEmpire  AO3
Captive Magic - elle_wolfe AO3
Courtship - april_zephyr (April_Zephyr) AO3
Delicate - bangyababy AO3
The Proximity Problem - standalone AO3
The Best Way to Start the Day - JET_Playin  AO3
Changing Tides - carpemermaid AO3
Maybe This Time - Hatsonhamburgers AO3
Consequences of Redemption - bobbirose AO3
Mark Me Yours - digthewriter AO3
One Night at the Leaky - birdsofshore AO3
You Set My Soul Alight - Anonymous AO3
Life's Melody - lyonessheart AO3
The Sleeping Beauty Curse - who_la_hoop AO3
Telling You Why (Better Watch Out!) - milkandhoney AO3
What's a Little Hate Sex Between Enemies? - chickenlivesinpumpkin AO3
The Healer and the Auror - lumos2503 AO3
The Generation Who Lived - Anonymous AO3
Quidditch Practice - Boromir AO3
The Lost Bet - Selly87 AO3
The Lives We Lost - MarigoldWritesThings AO3
Love, Harry - Anonymous AO3
Harry Potter and the Draco Malfoy Experiment - teamstarkidfanfic AO3
Skating at Midnight - loganaa AO3
Rebel Red - DisasterSoundtrack AO3
This is Never Happening Again - hpleems AO3
Per il bene di Pansy - milly_n_a AO3
Perderai la voce - Acardia17 AO3
Friend Like Me - LadyVader, fangtasia AO3
Saving Grace - milly_n_a AO3
Moonlight and Snowflakes - gnarf  AO3
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement - mothermalfoy (slytherinxravenclaw) AO3
A Convenient Impracticality - firethesound AO3
Helix - Saras_Girl AO3
Unknown Pleasures - birdsofshore AO3
Hand to Hold - wendellgee AO3
Hand to Hold - wendellgee AO3
Chocolate and Pastry - agentmoppet, anemonen, hdbang_mod AO3
Excellent Elixers - hazel_lannister AO3
Say it Again - bottseveryflavorbeans_jrayoh23 AO3
Tuesday Heartbreak - come_slyther  AO3
Promises - MarchnoGirl AO3
Destination SPA - Selly87 AO3
Strange Bedfellows - orphan_account, ravenclawsquill  AO3
Balance, Imperfect - bixgirl1 AO3
Nero su bianco - zuzallove AO3
19 Years - shilo1364 AO3
The Power of Three - Queenie_Mab AO3
Draco's Journal - Hippiebuckydrarry AO3
The last enemy - Whiterabbit11 AO3
Pokerface - Andithiel AO3
Too Good To Be Good For Me - fortunate_cookie AO3
How to Handle a Matzo Ball Soup Emergency - Blowfish_Diaries AO3
Corrupted bloodlines - SurroundedByMuggles AO3
Say My Name - Thunderbird587 AO3
papa says harry potter helps people - jilliancares AO3
I Don't Want This to Be a Mistake - maraudersaffair AO3
A Sword Laid Aside - korlaena AO3
Have yourself a kinky little Christmas - keyflight790, tsundanire AO3
All the wrong choices - Gcgraywriter AO3
Taking Chances - gracerene AO3
The Godric's Hollow Wizarding Parents Association - AhaMarimbas AO3
Pictures of You - allwaswell16 AO3
A Strong Cock-nection - MarchnoGirl AO3
Seven Minutes (in Hell) - CapricornBookworm AO3
Two Ghosts (Trying To Remember How It Feels To Have A Heartbeat) - hermione18802 AO3
Looking Like That - cottonpadenthusiast AO3
The Difference Between Dust And Soup (Is You) - gnarf AO3
Silenced by the Night - parkkate AO3
In The Leaves - the_never_was AO3
Predictable Little Curses - brightowl AO3
The Date - digthewriter AO3
Teach Me - XxTheDarkLordxX AO3
Take My Hand - gracie137 AO3
Pride (and very little prejudice actually) [HP/DM] - cassblack AO3
Carpe Diem: A Drarry Fanfic - Smashleighxoxo AO3
Light Years Away - lettersbyelise AO3
Testing the Waters - FleetofShippyShips AO3
Yule Ball - soleil_slytherin AO3
Nobody Tells You How - Anonymous  AO3
Potions Tutor - slaahtrix AO3
Eternally Consistent - kitsunealyc  AO3
Not Mine, Never Yours - CapricornBookworm AO3
Find Your Way Back - unadulteratedstorycollector AO3
Feelings We Can't Let Go - Sleepygallavich, marauders_wand AO3
Hope - leontina (Leontina) AO3
Little Prince, Kneel - Selly87 AO3
Ou não - LadyDragonsbane AO3
Next Time I Fall - sassy_cissa AO3
Blank Slate - sesheta_66 AO3
Cruciatus - gxldensnitched AO3
Vulnera Sanentur - dreaminginfiction AO3
Into the Pensieve - onlykatelyn AO3
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things - MarchnoGirl AO3
If My Heart Can Take It - HeyYousGuys AO3
Let the Good Lord Do his Job and Just Pray for Him - cathcer1984 AO3
Poetry In the Raw - cathcer1984 AO3
Falling for a Golden Boy - Anonymous AO3
Believe the very best - Anonymous AO3
Life Lessons - bixgirl1 AO3
Take Him to the Stars (Cut to the Feeling) - Writcraft AO3
The Honey Trap - abstractconcept AO3
Operation Dating Dads - Bbllaanncchhee2110 AO3
Burn The Witch - lettersbyelise AO3
Rainfall Reggae - gnarf AO3
Seven Minute Seduction | FanFiction
Two Sides of the Same Coin | FanFiction
Checkmate | FanFiction
Bond | FanFiction
Like a Muggle Needs Electricity | FanFiction
Into the Closet | FanFiction
Astronomy Tower - All Bets Are Off (fictionalley)
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Kill Me, Kiss Me - knees_of_bees [Archive of Our Own]
How to get what you want (even if you don't know what it is) - Craftswoman [Archive of Our Own]
The Date - EerieBarbarian [Archive of Our Own]
Animagus (working title) - EerieBarbarian [Archive of Our Own]
An Unexpected Invitation - MalenkayaCherepakha [Archive of Our Own]
A Fiancé for Christmas - shadowofrazia [Archive of Our Own]
Veritaserum - orphan_account [Archive of Our Own]
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Drarropoly: A Drarry Game/Fest | Archive of Our Own (2018)
VCCV’s Fiction
A Drarry Library - Rec: All Time Favourite Drarry Fic’s 
capitu's Harry/Draco recs
Selly87 | Archive of Our Own
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Kill, Fuck, Marry - lettersbyelise
How To Make Harry Potter Fall In Love With You: A Guide By Ginny Weasley - Yesimawriter
Date Blindness - dysonrules
Sew Me Back Together Again - xenadragon_xoxo
The Ties That Bind Us -  Faith Wood (faithwood)
fly like paper, high like planes - harryromper
Grounds for Divorce - Tepre
you, a violent desire - alpha_exodus
Paper Hearts - DorthyAnn
IDK My BFF Hermione? - lettered
The Potter-Malfoy Problem - who_la_hoop
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Harry Potter Fanfic Recs Under 5k
Here you find all fics I have read and still had in my bookmarks of AO3. These are under the 5k words. More lists will follow of bigger works!
The work: Mutual Understanding by the author: ayebydan
Summary: The war is over but Neville does not want to visit his parents. He doesn’t know how to explain. Then his Grandmother kicks him and forces him to act where he realises the new volunteer watching his parents is Narcissa Malfoy.
The work: the more you love a memory, (the stronger and stranger it becomes) by the author: ayebydan
Summary: Fifty years after the death of his parents Harry decides to have a ceremony to remember them within the old manor at number twelve in London. On a hopeful note he sends an invitation to Severus Snape. He is stunned when the man appears and further still when he decides to speak about his mother.
The work: A Life’s Offering by the author: heavy_cream
Summary: Severus is cheating on Harry…. Right?
The work: Harry’s pride by the author: KittyCargo
Summary: Harry figures out who he is in the years following the war.
The work: Fortune Cookie Says by the author: CheekyTorah
Summary: Harry’s fortunes are trying to tell him something…
The work: Of Good Evenings And Splendid Afternoons by the author: donnarafiki
Summary: To say Draco is tired and overworked after two weeks of meetings, discussions and paperwork, is the biggest understatement of the year. Luckily, Hermione knows just the person who’d like to take him home and make him relax.
The work: Sometimes shit turns gold by the author: Tedah
Summary: Harry plans a holiday trip with his very young students. Nothing goes according to plan. It actually goes to shit at one point, but sometimes shit turns to gold.
The work: I bloom(just for you) by the author: Ladderofyears
Summary: Harry Potter is the proud new owner of Potter’s Blooms and Bouquets, the very first enchanted flower business on Diagon Alley. Harry has been tasked with designing and making the bouquets for the upcoming wedding of Draco Malfoy and his mysterious fiancée. There is one small problem though: Harry finds himself falling deeply in love with Draco himself.
The work: Home Is Where the Gnome Is by the author: Rasborealis
Summary: To save his relationship-that-isn’t-a-relationship with Draco, Harry decides to de-gnome a garden. But when do things ever go as planned for our noble hero?
The work: and all that is now (and all that is gone) by the author: SkyRose
Summary: Charlie stopped him as he passed with a, “Wait.” Draco complied only because the Weasley had thrown out his hand to block him. He expected some snide comment on his past, not— “It’s Draco, right? Y’know, I tame dragons.” He leaned closer to Draco, his words and smirk clearly meant to be suggestive. Draco froze. Merlin, a Weasley was flirting with him.
The work: Devil’s Haircut by the author: MaesterChill
Summary: Bad things happen following Ginevra and Potter’s split, including a haircut.
The work: Whiny Werewolf by the author: dracogotgame
Summary: Draco has to manage a very whiny werewolf
The work: Cake by the author: bixgirl1
Summary: On Harry’s birthday, he learns he should either never trust Luna again… Or to trust her wholeheartedly. There are a few shaky moments where he isn’t sure.
The work: Knitted Dragon’s Lair by the author: mothermalfoy(slytherinxravenclaw)
Summary: Whatever Harry Potter had expected, running into Draco Malfoy at a yarn shop in Diagon Alley was never it. Especially not with Draco as the owner of said shop that also catered to Muggles. But Hermione’s dragged him in, and now he’s a little curious. About this new Draco, and the shop.
The work: Chance Encounters by the author: AngeNoir
Summary: Charlie wasn’t exactly expecting to have his vacation taken over by Scorpius Malfoy - and, by association, Draco Malfoy. He certainly wasn’t prepared for the interest he suddenly found in the elder Malfoy.
The work: Don’t forget the fish by the author: pxiedustatsundown
Summary: “I accidentally killed a fish and am now in desperate need of some flowers to stop Pansy from murdering me.” The smug grin fell from the man’s face and he was instead frowning in confusion. Irritatingly, he didn’t look any less attractive for it. Or maybe it was a good thing he didn’t. Draco certainly wasn’t going to complain.
The work: My Own Personal Hair Master by the author: MarchnoGirl
Summary: Where Harry needs to do something about the mess of his hair, Draco happens to be a hairdresser and they find a way to meet their interests.
The work: Two Umbrellas Away by the author: rons_pigwidgeon
Summary: Harry’s been living at a Wizarding resort for six months, and he has no intention of leaving. At least, until Draco Malfoy shows up and turns his world upside down.
The work: Fit as a Ferret by the author: rons_pigwidgeon
Summary: Ron is not happy about his new exercise companion.
The work: An afternoon in the Granger-Weasley household by the author: mfingenius
Summary: “Harry!” Draco’s tone implies that it’s not the first time he’s said it. “I’m not worried about the Weasel. I just don’t think this is a good idea. They have children. I don’t - I’m not good with children.” “You’re great with Teddy,” Harry points out. “He loves you.” As does every other child they know; they’re attracted to Draco’s shiny hair, Harry thinks. Or maybe it’s his eyes, and the way he laughs. His lips. His shoulders, the very kissable nape of his neck, his legs. His kindness, the gentleness of him in the morning. The way he likes for Harry to wrap himself around him at night, holding on tightly. His breath taking arse- Those are the reasons Harry’s attracted to him. Right. OR, Harry and Draco spend an afternoon with the Granger-Weasley’s.
The work: Potter’s Snake Removal Services by the author: thecouchsofa
Summary: Malfoy has a snake in his tent and asks Harry to come get rid of it. Harry thinks he’s talking about his erection. He is not.
The work: Mum Knows Best by the author: xslytherclawx
Summary: Molly insists on setting Charlie up on a date – but there’s just one problem: Charlie’s never quite come out to her.
The work: The snupin Scramble by the author: violet_quill
Summary: Snape likes to top. So does Remus. Oh no, conflict!
The work: Slytherin Altruism by the author: OwlsWithFins
Summary: “I’m sure he’ll be here soon,” the waitress said. Suddenly someone slid into the booth across from her. “She,” the woman corrected, setting down her purse and smoothing her skirt. “Sorry I’m late, babe. You know how it is down at the Prophet.” Hermione’s mouth fell open as she stared dumbly at one Pansy Parkinson. Pansy sent her a look that said, “just go with it” and took Gryffindor’s hand in her own. Hermione shut her mouth.
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ao3feed-harrydraco · 4 years
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by mothermalfoy (slytherinxravenclaw)
Harry is Draco's favorite customer, he's fit and he tips well, and he's willing to stand up for Draco when a customer is rude to him.
Words: 1068, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Coffeeshop AU, AU, Muggle AU, Harry is older
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ao3feed-gravesnewt · 4 years
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the Alpha and the Magizoologist
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/33CIt7r
by mothermalfoy (slytherinxravenclaw)
Six weeks after the Grindelwald was sent to prison and Newt began working for MACUSA, the real Percival Graves was found with a bite mark that suggests he was attacked by a werewolf. Newt is immediately interested in studying the older man, but he quickly gets far more than he bargained for when he discovers that Percival is an alpha, and he himself is an omega.
Words: 4420, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Newt Scamander, Original Percival Graves, Seraphina Picquery
Relationships: Original Percival Graves/Newt Scamander
Additional Tags: A/B/O, Alpha Percival, Omega Newt, Newt doesn't know he's an Omega, Rut, heat - Freeform, SMUTTY SMUT
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/33CIt7r
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axi-drarryfics-rec · 4 years
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An Evening At Malfoy Manor
Work: An Evening At Malfoy Manor    
Author: mothermalfoy (slytherinxravenclaw)
Words: 3 897
Summary: Dinner at the Manor means another lecture from Lucius, but this time  Harry has other ideas in mind. Torturing Lucius while driving Draco  wild. It's going to be a long night.
*Tags of my list* bottomdraco, harry´sPOV, malfoymanor, posthogwarts, rimming
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