#shish.

[autumnhobbit]

not gonna read my youtube notifications for a while

#lol #if the picture isn't made absolutely perfect by her advertising some fake keto powder #a person who has likely never had an ounce of excess fat on her #sigh....... #i hate that they act like good looks/conventional attractiveness are like....earned and worked for #rather than luck & genetics #shish.

[delizbin]

Effie’s first year as an escort was… interesting! Life threatens aside (and some death here and there), the parties and dresses were nice :)

#I am aware this is not the kind of “wall” scenario you all wanted but I have something in mind okay stick with me #be patient #:) #he would never threaten her the first year c’mon … wouldn’t he tho? #black and white because my mind doesn’t properly function so this is the maximum of productivity for me I guess #hayffie #this really happened I was there I can confirm this #he isn’t a ray of sunshine for sure #she must have tried to interfere at the beginning just to drop the ball 3 years in or so #hoping for the promotion right #this is my blog I write whatever I want in the tags okay? okay #shish I really just want to shut myself up sometimes #while am I still writing aah #capisc just popped into my head and I had to make him say that for some reason #he was drunk of course but at least he didn’t vomit on her here and there

[despoticmouse]

If Spearmaster ripped off the flesh covering where it’s mouth would be, would there just be a hole, a normal mouth, or a deformed mouth under there? Would it be able to consume food through whatever is under there?

Ehhh let’s agree not to worry about any of that 🫡

#artists on tumblr #rain world #rain world downpour #rain world slugcat #slugcat #slugpup #spearmaster #rain world spearmaster #rain world slugpup #body horror cw #body horror tw #I said not to worry about it and this nightmare design isn't necessarily canon #but what I will say is canon is that their teeth is fused in a way that wouldn't allow them to open their mouth #basically bars of teeth under there #also I remember someone sending an ask about Spears shish kabobing the slup if they get a nightmare #but I can't find it #Spears is pretty good about restraining growths! #and in game it seems to take a lot of effort to get them going so that helps too

[caligatinsole]

Some ocean residents for april's fools.

Because in my language "april's fools" is "pesce d'aprile", which translates to "april's fish".

#atlantic white sided dolphin #atlantic blue marlin #blacktip reef shark #shark #fish #yeah we all know dolphins are mammals #shish #general doodles

[dorkfruit]

tridentarii for an art trade with my friend (:

my idea was like... wat if in GtN, corona stabs the both of them like this and then it's like ohh noo you have to eat me to save yourself. except ianthe dies trying to save corona first instead, and then corona has to live with The Guilt. you know. for drama purposes.

#/ tw violence #/ tw stabbing #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #tridentarii #coronabeth tridentarius #ianthe tridentarius #my art #art trade #procreate #they r my lil shish kebab #/ tw blood

[littlestpersimmon]

Huh.. I wonder what he’s thinking

#tyelpe: why he staring.. does he like me #Annatar: need this man on a shish kebab so bad….. #anyway #Silvergifting

[scorchedmazes]

gally and minho are like cockroaches- they cannot die.

#the maze runner #tmr gally #tmr minho #fr- minho got burned by lightning and gally got speared like a shish-kabob #they’re immortal actually #i’m in a minally mood rn #ari rambles

[dearlyfetching]

It has never made any sense to me that after everything is said and done, the remaining Hightower faction did not insist upon taking Princess Jaehaera Targaryen into custody. She is the granddaughter of Dowager Queen Alicent Hightower, whose paternal family still remains alive and well. After her father is found dead and her grandmother passed on from Winter Fever, there should've been a vested interest from Lyonel, Martyn, Garmund, or any of Alicent's unnamed brothers aside from the deceased Gwayne to either offer sanctuary in Oldtown or send envoys to King's Landing for Jaehaera's protection. While I understand that the point of the dance is to showcase the horrors of war and harm of factionalism, when one of either side is needlessly removed and prevented from unifying their feuding families as a peaceful solution when other feasible options existed, it leaves me feeling more than a bit frustrated.

#text #house of the dragon #hotd #team green #pro team green #meta #no i will not stop complaining about jaehaera's fate #because if grrm wanted his super special oc daenaera #to end up as consort for the catatonic boy king #why couldn't he just ship jaehaera off to oldtown #so that she could become a septa #therefore removing her from the line of succession #like maegelle and rhaella before her #instead of ending up as a shish kebab like her mother #the targtowers are truly the most doomed by the narrative

[jokingluna]

#princess luna #princess celestia #data #shish-kabobs #food #joke #usually skewed

[stealingpotatoes]

So Cal and Trilla technically space siblings in this au? Also it’s funny to me that Trilla’s teaching the youngest class

gonna be completely honest I have no idea what you're referring to in general but if you mean tl4j, then sorry no ): the au's rlly just my post-ROTJ continuity which means almost everything canon prior to rotj happens here too

#so yeah she got shish kebab'd #i fully cant remember if theres been some ask abt trilla before if there was its not canon to the au #bc she is Not Around #thanks for the ask! #i couldnt find any asks but the furthest i went was a site search n that misses stuff soooo #jfo spoilers

[matchhman]

NOOOOOOO

I FORGOT AYA’S BIRTHDAY!! CRAPPPPP

Everyone wish Aya a late happy birthday RN. She deserves all the love, ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED! So everyone give our favorite 10 year old (who has a shish kebab as a dad) happy birthday wishes

#bsd birthday #bsd manga #bsd aya #aya koda #bungo stray dogs #bsd anime #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou sd #bsd bram #shish kebab dad #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs manga #bungo sd #bungou #bungoustraydogs #aya bsd #bsd gifs #bsd gif #bsd season 5 #bsd s5 #bsd fandom #bram stoker bsd #bram bsd

[tastydiner]

#chicken shish kebab #lamb shish kebab #kebab #doner kebab #lamb adana #rice #mediterranean food #munchies #food porn #foodie

[white-haired-mahariel]

Fenris using his lyrium powers to give Hawke an "open"-chest cardiac massage to restart their heart after the Arishok fight. Is this anything.

#dragon age 2 #da2 #fenris #something something the juxtaposition of fenris ripping his enemies' hearts out of their chests #and fenris cradling hawke's heart inside their chest desperately trying to keep it beating #i'm making this canon for marian ngl #post-getting absolutely shish kabobed by the arishok #cue the unlikely dream team of anders fenris and merril scrambling to save her #anders healing the damage #fenris massaging her heart whenever it stops #merril using blood magic to prevent her from bleeding out #idk #also i know nothing about medicine don't come at me #fenhawke

[a-s-levynn]

"And it sends me shivers / How you love like weapons kill" A Series of Small Offerings - II/6 - day14

#a series of small offerings #besties how do we feel about vessel being shish kebab-ed by spectral blades? #why do i do this to myself ?? ._. #sleep token fanart #sleep token #vessel #vessel i #vessel sleep token #sleep token vessel #levynn tries to draw

[winterfireblond]

*Saw this post somewhere

CTTO.

#Independent person most of the time but sometimes just wanted to be baby-ed #its so early in the morning posting shish😂 #personal #babied by #gwendoline christie #gwendoline christie characters #Alcina Dimitrescu

[tempest-teacups]

I LOVE REDRAWING IMAGES FOR FOREVER this one was on my list. gateway drug into putting 100 shapes everywhere in every image.

#shish #ill stop giving the goat problems when im dead and in the ground #this is my big fucking thing #ocs #I FORGOT MY TAGS!!! AGH