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dayscrazed · 1 year
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Chain of Thorns, page 181:
Cordelia: "Thomas helped you? Thomas Lightwood?"
Alastair: "Oh, look, we're here!" *jumps out of moving carriage*
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onceandfuturelesbian · 3 months
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merlin, frantically trying to save arthur: is he gonna be alright?!
kilgharrah: i don’t know, does he normally just lay like that without moving?
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overheardinidris · 5 months
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Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.
Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.
Magnus: …
Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.
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outerspacess · 29 days
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I think about this more often than I’d like to admit.
“Whoever you have loved, and however you loved them,” said Jem, “anyone you loved would be lucky.”
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dayque · 1 month
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Alec: Okay, the kids' snack is in the refrigerator, their schedules are written here, they can watch TV but don't leave them unattended for too long and for no, but NO, reason do you let them take a nap. If they sleep their sleep cycle will be a disaster later.
Jace: Bro, relax, everything's going to be okay.
*Magnus in the other room*
Magnus: Okay. Let's go over it.
Rafael: Lunch at 1, snack at 3:30 and dinner when you return. Not eating anything Uncle Jace cooks, not leaving the house to hunt demons even if he says it's safe, and we can't play jumping on the furniture or walls either. We can't do dangerous spells that involve...
Max: I know! I know!
Rafael: But I'm saying it!
Magnus: Let him say one part, go ahead Blueberry.
Max: I can't do spells that involve: fire, breaking things even if they are small, summoning animals that do tsss, or psss, or ksss *putting hands in the shape of little claws*, levitating or summoning demons.
Rafael: We also can't listen to Uncle Jace if he has a new idea about a spell we've never done before.
Magnus: Very good! I am so proud of my little sweets, and what do we do if there is an emergency and daddy or Bapa can't come help?
Both: Call Aunty Catarina and Aunty Clary to save Uncle Jace.
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allthestories · 1 year
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Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  
Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay
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the-mortal-incorrects · 3 months
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Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.
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winnie-the-monster · 1 month
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“I don’t remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”
“They didn’t,” Magnus said. “Your wards are down.”
“Really?” The Consul’s voice dripped in sarcasm. “I hadn’t noticed.”
Magnus looked concerned. “That’s terrible. Someone should have told you.” He glanced at Luke. “Tell him the wards are down.”
-City Of Glass
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kaitcreates · 10 months
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*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.
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dayscrazed · 1 year
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Chain of Thorns, page 405:
Matthew: "I feel like I might be sick."
James: "That's what the city pavement is for. And you're already steadier on your feet."
Matthew: "I really don't know why people say you are the nicer one of the two of us. It is clearly untrue."
James: "No one says that. What they say is that I am the handsomer one."
Matthew: "That is also clearly untrue."
James: "And the better dancer."
Matthew: "James, this terrible habit of lying seems to have come on you suddenly. I am concerned, very concerned-"
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lueurichor · 30 days
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OUR KING IS HERE!!! 🌟💙
I've been working on this one for some time now, so I'm really happy to get it out of my drafts! 😅
Everytime I opened Canva this post was practically staring at me & begging to be posted. It was actually surprisingly difficult to find good pictures for this? I don't really know why, but I struggled so hard 😂 Anyways, I'm quite happy with it now, that's all that counts!
I would like to dedicate this to @emmalovesfitzloved, who celebrated her 26th birthday recently! You've been the best supporter, entertainer & friend during the last few months and I appreciate you very much, so I hope you enjoy this belated birthday gift! Please never stop sending me headcanons & rants, they always make my day!
And with that, have a nice day everyone! 🪻💛
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overheardinidris · 30 days
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Aline: So, Alec, there's a rumour going around that you're dating Magnus Bane.
Alec: Rumour?
Alec: Are you telling me some people doubt it?
Aline: Where are you going?
Alec: I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt.
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*after Malec break-up*
Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?
Alec, in tears: Magnus...
Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.
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incorrect-tsc-quotes · 3 months
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Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...
Will at night:
Will: fuck
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dayque · 3 months
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Magnus: Blueberry, what did you learn today in your class with uncle Ragnor?
Max: If things get bad, you can always fake your own death for a few years until the dust calms down.
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mangoob · 5 months
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It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together
Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild
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