#seriously go to sleep

[p0etic-l0ser]

Bill: Truth or dare?

Stanley: Truth

Bill: How many hours have you slept this week?

Stan: Dare

Bill: Go to sleep

Stan: I don't like this game

#seriously go to sleep #you little fuckin insomniac #stanley uris #bill benbrough #stenbrough #it 2017 #that clown movie #movies #truth or dare #stan the man #sir billiam #incorrect quotes

[blue-mask-boii]

Some of you don't have a healthy sleep schedule and it shows 🙄 (/lh)

#shitpost #seriously go to sleep #im trying to steal your kidneys but i need you to be asleep for that #please

[wotchernewt]

seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games #the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen #the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered) #no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there #none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk. #the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny. #wotcher talk #solidaritygaming #life series #life series smp #life smp #trafficblr #life series spoilers #real life #real life smp #rlsmp

[frownyalfred]

I cannot emphasize this enough: sometimes the draft sucks because you keep looking at it. It doesn’t actually suck. You just need to post it and stop beating yourself up.

#fic #fanfic #fanfiction #writing #writing things #ao3 #archive of our own #I promise bestie #it’s the same energy as #‘do my friends all hate me or do I just need to go to sleep’ #seriously all the cool moments and scenes you write will never be as cool to you since you’ve read them 109 times #but the readers will be seeing them for the first time!

[janewayforpresident]

"Early to bed, early to rise"

only makes you tired and cranky.

#seriously go to sleep #what are you doing awake #the worst jobs are always the ones where you have to get up at balls o'clock

[medusas-daughter]

Travis and Nat’s no suicide pact has a whole other layer now. Javi died for them, for Nat to live, for Travis not to lose Nat. Either of them killing themselves would be an insult to Javi’s memory and make his death pointless. Through all the years, all the breakups, the fights, the ups and downs, they kept that promise. Nat’s refusal to believe Travis committed suicide is more visceral now that we know the past behind the pact. Her decision to kill herself in s1 when she finally accepts that Travis wasn’t murdered, that he had really done it also takes another dimension. She was freed from the pact, from having to honor Javi’s and Travis’ sacrifice.

#seriously how am i supposed to go to sleep tonight #natalie scatorccio #travis martinez #javi martinez #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers

[mattodore]

playing with dionte's hair bc i'm procrastinating

#river dipping #dionte duval #lykos #ts4 #i do really love how dionte and nicholas kinda have a b4b (bald for bald) thing going on.... but that first hair........ #he looks so good... the urge to keep it is gonna make me develop a twitch under my eye... #i love the shadows the locs add btw like i personally loveee when hair creators add shading #like the DRAMAAA it adds!!! #also don't look too closely at him here bc i actually haven't updated him yet hence no proper edit of him (tho i probably won't change much #i'm really just supposed to be cleaning out the hundreds!! of duplicate households in my library dkhjnkfgh i just. get so distracted #i also have to fix mattodore's households bc i think i accidentally deleted the updated version of them at 20... #like there are multiple other saves?? but they're all with matthias's old chin??? like literally WHERE did the updated version go #so i need to clean out my library from the top down and fix their sims #i really messed my sleep schedule up the day before yesterday when i was working on those edits of delphi btw #but i did enjoy rewatching secretary and watching charade while staying up all night to do them <3 #also listened to the first two chapters of freedom is a constant struggle! editing may take me forever but i do do other things as i do it #...........talking a lot in these tags bc i'm seriously procrastinating jdkhnf i do NOT ! want to clean through my library it's a mess #OH. ALSO GOOD MORNING I FORGOT TO SAY THAT ‼️ #seeing this again two days later and seeing the amount of notes....... y'all weren't meant to reblog this kjhdkfjhndkjgnh #now i'm like damn... is there any reason to make his intro edit like i did for ria and delphi 😭😭😭😭😭

[somegrumpynerd]

Everyone sleeps in dadmare's bed for the night

Well, almost everyone sleeps

#UTDR #UTMV #Dadmare #Gooptales #Gooptales fanart I guess? This didn't legally happen I'm just having a good time #Nightmare is working the night shift of parenthood #Lyra will have to take the boys in the morning so he can sleep #At least they're all small enough to fit in his bed #If this becomes a trend when they're big again it's going to be much more of a squeeze #In all seriousness tho I do think Nightmare would be lowkey interested in that spongebob episode with the boots #Because it's basically edgar allen poe's the telltale heart but for kids #And I think retellings of old stories would interest him

[littlecrittereli]

Reprogrammed AU Minicomic

Whoever set off that villain alarm better be prepared to get the most brutal Wild Kratts intervention

#wild kratts #reprogrammed au #wk reprogrammed au #chris kratt #martin kratt #wild kratts fanart #technically not spoilers because theres no guarantee this exact scene will happen in the fanfiction #but i thought it was silly #so i wanted to draw it anyways #Aviva proceeds to disassemble the entire alarm system out of rage with a paperclip #they are seriously considering knocking Chris out with a frying pan #mostly kidding.... but it's definitely crossed their minds at least once #Martin's look of “If you wake him I'm going to either kill you or break down crying” #is very reminiscent of a new parent who hasn't had a proper rest in a month and finally put their kid to sleep

[mothdean]

thinking about how there's never gonna be another ship like destiel because shows simply don't last as long as spn did anymore therefore no ship could ever have the build up and history destiel had that spanned 12 years on and off screen and still continues now

#seriously though like im so glad i got to experience it #yeah destiel and spn has wrecked me in ways i can never fix but i wouldnt change it #not a thing #i should sleep #nah #back to my fanfic i go #getting emotional over destiel #destiel #spn

[k-martins]

We laughed about Megumi falling in love with Yuji quickly.

When it was YUJI ITADORI who tried to seduce him literally as soon as they met.

Like, dude, I know he's drop-dead gorgeous, but you don't need to imitate Rose from Titanic.

#I had this thought a few seconds before going to sleep #and I laughed to myself #my brain hasn't been the same since the 20th #but seriously #why is he lying like that on the benches???? #it must be so uncomfortable #imagine how crazy it would be finding out that it was YUJI who fell in love first and is just too good at hiding it #(why am I talking like itfs is canon?) #fushiguro megumi #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #fushiita #itafushi #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori

[genericpuff]

lord give me the wisdom to not actually attempt watching all this

#half joking with my husband that if i do commit to it i'll stream it #and like even when i have to go to sleep i'll just pause it and set the stream to lo-fi mode for others to sleep to #make a whole dang survival of the fittest event out of it #seriously tho i couldn't believe this was real when i saw the time stamp #and when i started watching it i was like “surely it's just some prank where it's repeating the same footage over and over again” #“or are they seriously gonna watch every episode” #and yeah that's exactly what it is #they're watching the whole show #and all of its sister shows #to piece together the bumpkinverse #and it's fully commentated with editing and everything #apparently it was late to the april fool's party because it took a whole day to upload like no SHIT #hold my hat i'm going in

[blueteller]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

GAMER ALBERU'S GONNA BUILD HIMSELF AN EMPIRE

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MAN

WHERE DO YOU FIT ALL THIS AMBITION ALBERU

GOTTA BE AN EMPEROR IN GAME WORLD & REAL LIFE!!!

😂😂😂

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #alberu #tcf alberu #alberu crossman #lcf alver #alver crossman #alberu's gonna be emperor #alberu darling when are you going to sleep #you're going to kill yourself via sleep deprivation #cale is seriously worried about you #to the point you guys swapped your iconic lines #humor #tcf humor #tcf hilarious moments #tcf part 2 #tcf part 2 chapter 265 #tcf spoilers

[outer-stars]

hi frog tumblr, i come bearing a gift

and a lil close-up!

#it's dangerous to go alone: take this #okay first post let's goooo #no seriously i made this blog like 10 minutes ago #it's 1 AM and i gotta sleep but i promise to be more active and reblog stuff later ahshsh #amphibia #anne boonchuy #amphibia anne #annephibia #funny frog show #and if ya know me from elsewhere ya it's michi- sup :) #cartoon #amphibia fanart #my art #outerstars art #anne boonchuy fanart

[kankat11]

I have to right a wrong in the Good Omens fandom. Over and over again I see edits of Crowley to the song killer queen, and while they are fun and entertaining you couldn't be more wrong. Crowley is good old fashioned lover boy of this pair.   Aziraphale is the killer queen. I am very passionate about this. Just look at the lyrics the literal first sentence from the song is "She keeps her Moët et Chandon In her pretty cabinet" sound familiar right?

The subtitles are awful but you get my point.

And that is far from the only time the lyrics sound suspiciously like Aziraphale. Just look here.

" "Let them eat cake," she says Just like Marie Antoinette"

Need I say more. Till this day I am not sure he's actually eating cake.

"Caviar and cigarettes"

Sushi is close enough.

"Well versed in etiquette"

Yes!

"Extraordinarily nice"

Bit too nice at times.

It's almost creepy at times. Please ignore the subtitles.

"She's a Killer Queen"

Just look at her.

"Insatiable an appetite"

We aren't talking about this scene.

"To avoid complications She never kept the same addres"

I'll admit that this one doesn't fit Aziraphale.

"She spoke just like a baroness" 

"Met a man from China"

Probably at some point.

"Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)"

Naturally.

"For cars she couldn't care less"

Just look at his poor face.

"Gunpowder, gelatine"

He owns a gun and loves sweet things.

"Playful as a pussy cat"

Don't mind the subtitles.

"She's out to get you"

She is definitely out to get Crowley.

Moral of this the story is: can someone please for the love of my SANITY make an full video edit of Aziraphale to the song killer queen or if it exists please tell me. I desperately require it.

Yours sincerely KanKat,

#long post #I wrote this at midnight #don't take this too seriously #I love the Crowley edits #this is the perfect representation of thoughts when I need to go to sleep #just needed to get this of my chest #subtitles are a nightmare #good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 3 #aziraphale #Crowley #queen band #Kat's midnight rants

[my-dear-ceramic-frogs]

“Pretty”

House S3E15

#house md #is it the music that’s pretty or… #I inked this on a plane then did colors in the early mornings when i couldn’t sleep. Enjoy! ✌️ #I am a simple man. I see my fave playing piano well and I go well I gotta draw this #seriously though I love this scene #house fanart #house md fanart #fanart #hilson #s3e15 #house #Red is an excellent color for a hospital #sorry I just had to get to it first