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otg2012 · 1 year
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“All I Saw Was You" Timeline
Summary:
My Stiles/Jackson series called "All I Saw Was You" starts 14 years after the end of season 2 which is what I call the "present". At the same time, you also find out what happened in the "past" and what happens in the "future". This timeline establishes an order of the chapters throughout the years but personally, I recommend to read it in the order in which is posted on AO3. 
* This timeline will be updated when I post more parts.
* I’m posting it here to link it on the description of my series and delete it from AO3, so it needs to edited another day after deleting 3 chapters like this one that were not “stories”. I can’t risk losing my account or having it frozen again for something like this.
* I love to know what people think of the story, the OCs, the voices, etc... so feedback is very welcome and always cheers me up. I reply as soon as I can.
Notes:
I never expected to write this timeline and that's why I had not done it in six years—Because I still think that it's better to read the story as it's been posted, but Aceadams asked me last month if I had done one and I remembered that Wam6996 had also asked me about it a lot of time ago... so I started to think about it as a way to establish a sort of layout of the story in a more visual way (not as a reading order although people are free to read it as they wish/prefer), and finally, I was like "okay, why not?" So, I decided to write it down.
This has taken some time to finish, so it'd be nice to know if it's useful for anybody... because I also thought that, apart from those two people, maybe nobody would care about it.
Let me know if you have any doubt.
This post will be updated when I post more parts.
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P105. Humans, Werewolves and the Beginning of Everything
P114. Tell Me I'm Strong Enough
P115. You're still you… Mr. I’m fucking "perfect"
P116. Thank you, Dr. Whittemore
P119. Broken Promises Will Come Back to Haunt You [+ Q & A]
P52. Chocolate Muffins, Nightmares and Some Xbox
P154. A Werewolf's Charade Is a Human's Unlikely Opportunity (Part 1)
P155. A Werewolf's Charade Is a Human's Unlikely Opportunity (Part 2)
P26. It's in the Way You Look
P121. Fantasy. Reality. Fucking Figure it Out
P100. Why Did You Kiss Me? — * 4th anniversary post
P36. Three Things You Love, Three things You Hate
P45. Jackson Never Says "I Love You"
P29. A New Kind of Secret
P11. Not Lydia 2.0
P57. Who Knew You Wouldn't Be Nobody Anymore
P102. How many "Stiles" do you know?  
P107. The Right Amount of PDA
P112. No More Secrets  
P16. My Asshole Boyfriend
P50. If Anybody Is Breaking Something Here, That's Gonna Be Me
P90. I Could Kiss You on the Mouth Right Now
P124. It's You and Me, and the Distance in Between — * 5th anniversary post
P108. A Christmas Miracle: Santa, Blue and Broken Rules
P147. Your True You
P148. Zero Kissing Involved
P150. About the Guy with Jackson's Freaking Heart
P151. About the Relationship Kane Can’t Get in the Middle of
P152. Four Things Jackson Hates and One Thing He Loves
P153. The Start of a Stiles and Jackson Fan Club
P156. Dealing with the Kanes of the World
P18. Derek Is Not Your Boyfriend
P39. The Kind of Christmas Gift You Can't Return
P110. I Want "You"
P111. Stiles Is All Kindness (aka Not Bad)
P14. No More BB-8
P3. No Other Option
P35. Part of You and Part of Me  
P40. More Than a Cuddle
P41. True Love Lasts Forever
P42. My Path Is Bound With Yours
P43. Unconditionally
P72. Not Your Typical Family Dinner
P46. Not Weird, Special
P47. Part Whittemore, Part Stilinski. Can You Imagine That?
P48. The Ultimate Proof of Love
P62. Say Goodbye to Yesterday
P63. Stiles Is the Exception Except When He Isn't
P64. The End of the World as You Know It
P65. Our Story Is Just Getting Started — * 3rd anniversary post.
P51. 911. What's Your Emergency?
P59. He's Coming Back to You
P67. Do You Believe in Fate?
P78. Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten
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P1. All I Saw Was You
P2. On the Wire
P4. Beautifully Unfinished
P5. My Blue Skies and Grey
P6. That Little Consequence of Being Mates
P7. Broken Frame
P8. Into the Wild
P9. Out of the Darkness
P10. So Close But Yet So Far  — * 1st anniversary post
P12. 50 %
P13. Blue Eyes, Perfect Cheeks
P15. Without the Shadow of a DoubT
P16. My Asshole Boyfriend
P17. Bound Together
P19. A Second Chance... Maybe
P21. I Know What You Like
P22. Revelations, Memories, and Coke Zero
P23. I Want To Kiss You. Right Now
P25. Put Your Arms Around Me
P26. It's in the Way You Look
P28. Not Just a Bite
P30. I Can't Make Any Promises — * 2nd anniversary post
P34. The Big Spoon
P44. Moving on
P49. I Don't Want to Lose You
P58. Love Came in Between
P66. This Is Me Now
P71. How Do You See Me?
P73. Don't Let Your Past Hunt You Down  
P106. Call Me by My Name
P74. This Time, It's Jackson's Turn
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P94. Don't Forget There's No Logic in a Partially Human Supernatural Creature
P95. I Want You Back
P96. I'll Make All Your Fantasies Come True
P68. A Matter of Trust
P69. Exactly What I Need
P70. Son of Superman
P75. A kiss Is Just a Kiss
P76. As the Light Breaks Through
P79. Little Monsters
P80. Too Young for This Shit
P81. Reasons to Hide Your Tears
P54. I'd Rather Get Shot by a Wolfsbane Bullet
P55. But You Are Married to an Asshole
P56. Consider It Temporary Insanity
P60. From One to Ten, He's a Twenty
P61. Killing Is Always the Last Resort
P20. Guard and Protect
P37. Nobody Said That Werewolves Couldn't Shoot Arrows
P38. Nobody Said You Can't Be Shirtless to Have a Conversation
P133. Ten Years Too Late
P134. Emotionally Compromised
P103. Never Let Anybody Make You Feel Like You Are Any Less Than What You Are
P139. Lying Runs in the Family
P140. Forever Young
P141. Only 50 % Human
P142. Everything Is Connected
P82. Run Kyle Run
P83. You're Married to a Dude?
P84. That's His Thing
P85. Maybe It Was Meant to Be
P86. An Atypical Client
P87. All Alone in the Danger Zone
P88. Rules Are Made to Be Broken
P89. Your Trust Means Everything
P91. Are You Ready to Take My Hand?
P92. Too Many Horror Movies
P93. Maybe Fate Is Actually a Thing
P97. Who Makes All the Rules?
P98. That’s Not Who We Are
P99. Is There Anything Your Father Can’t Do? (aka Right in the Middle)
P101. Under the Radar
P122. Lifeboat
P104. A Portrait of Self-control
P109. If It's Easy Then It Can't Be Love (aka No Way in Hell)
P113. What I'll Whisper in Your Ear
P117. Fate Had a Different Plan Than the One in Your Head
P33. The One
P24. Only Half Wolf
P120. An Alpha, His Husband and a Future that Remains Unclear
P123. With You, Everything Is Crystal Clear
P125. Set Your Fears Free. Find Your Truth
P126. Variety Is the Spice of Life
P127. Practice Until You Can't Get It Wrong
P128. Defying Laws of Gravity
P129. Romantic Ideas Not to Keep
P130. Empty Space
P131. Whittemore, Hale & Associates
P132. Hale, Whittemore & Associates
P135. Throw All the Darkness into Gold
P136. The Adoption Thing
P137. Life Happened to You
P144. Pancakes, Orange Juice, Plus Some Breakfast News
P145. Taboo Topic and All That — * 6th anniversary post.
P146. I Love You Both
P164. You’re Only Half Stilinski
P159. Too Explicit for Television (a.k.a. Call Me What You Want)
P160. It's Right to Assume
P161. Unreal
P162. No One Like You
P163. You Don't Need to Know Everything
P177. So, This Is a Date?
P178. He's Gonna Be a Star.
P157. Yesterday No-one, Today You're a Star
P158. I'm at the Top of the Pyramid
P165. Full Moon Calling (Part 1)
P166. Full Moon Calling (Part 2)
P167. A God in His Bed
P168. Not Running Out
P169. Not the Kind of Secret You'd Expect From Your Celebrity Boyfriend
P170. That Time You Got That First Gig You Never Knew You Wanted at an Interspecies Affair
P171. Jackson Is Not Your Regular Werewolf
P172. Blood, Pain and Regrets
P173. A Disorder in a Not-So-Human Body
P174. Second Nature
P175. Destiny Is Not Bullshit No Matter Who Believes in It
P176. Two Brothers. Different Paths.
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P32. Alive: An "All I Saw Was You" Fanmix
P118. End of the Earth: An "All I Saw Was You" Fanmix
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P27. An "All I Saw Was You" Companion
P53. Poll I (Deleted from AO3)
P77. Poll II  (Deleted from AO3)
P119. Q & A [+ Broken Promises Will Come Back to Haunt You]
P138. After the Crash
P143. An "All I Saw Was You" Visual Guide (Up to part 142)
P149. The "All I Saw Was You" Timeline  (Deleted from AO3)
Notes:
In case you don't know, I have other stackson stories that you might find interesting if you like this series:
* What If It's you? (Human AU / Crossover with "Spooks | MI-5" ) * Throw Your Weight On Me (Alpha/Omega AU) * No Infinity (Human AU in space) * Hollywood (Human AU in 1950) * The Chemicals Between Us (Human AU)
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infiltrateds · 2 years
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*    &  ◞    𝐢    .    𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒    .
 full name : madison   fraser   ,   born   REDACTED.  nickname(s) : mads   ,   maddi.  age + bday : 39   +   feb  3rd.  gender + pronouns : cis   man   +   he   /   him .  sexuality : bisexual.  birthplace : edinburgh  ,  scotland.  languages : english   ,   french   ,   german   ,   russian   ,   italian   ,   mandarin   ,   spanish   ,   polish.
 current location : ucla   medical   center.  position : guard.  former occupation : spy   turned   fbi   agent   (   counterintelligence   division   )   ;   specialized   taskforce   ,   black   ops.  arsenal :  his   glock   19m   is   his   go   -   to   firearm   ,   but   he   usually   has   a   machete   strapped   to   his   side   ,   as   well   as   countless   knives   /   tools   hidden   on   him   at   all   times.
 family : nicolette   theriot   —   wife.  notable relationships :  callie   hu   —   former   teammate   (   *   mads   vc   *   this   is   my   wife   nic   ,   and   nic’s   gf   callie   ).  
*    &  ◞    𝐢𝐢    .    𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃    .
  —    pre   -   apocalypse   :      picked   up   off   the   streets   of   edinburgh   ,      madison   was   raised   in   an   agency   alongside   a   handful   of   other   orphaned   and   abandoned   children   ⸻   trained   to   carry   on   the   haus   legacy   of   churning   out   only   the   best   of   the   best.   built   for   espionage   and   instructed   through   a   rigorous   mindset   of   do   or   die   ,      over   two   decades   of   his   life   were   spent   in   submission   to   an   agency   that   did   everything   in   their   power   to   destroy   any   semblance   of   identity   he   had.      (   easier   said   than   done   ,      for   the   so   called   agent   of   chaos   in   their   handler’s   carefully   ordered   world.   )  
so   when   the   opportunity   came   for   him   to   finally   escape   ?   the   decision   to   switch   sides   was   hardly   a   decision   at   all.   taking   the   offer   of   a   mercifully   outstretched   hand   ,      madison   had   given   up   everything   ⸻   every   little   secret   he   had   been   TRAINED   to   keep.   choosing   to   work   for   one   of   the   very   governments   he   had   studied   so   hard   to   take   down   and   topple   ,      his   skills   were   put   to   use   in   securing   their   power   instead.   all   he   asked   for   in   return   ?   his   freedom.
[   ...   more   info   regarding   the   in   -   between   can   be   found   here   !   ]
  —    post   -   apocalypse   :      he   was   on   a   mission   gone   terribly   fucking   wrong   when   the   zombies   came   a   ‘   bitin.   dragged   kicking   and   screaming   out   of   an   interrogation   room   ⸻   the   last   he   saw   of   his   wife   was   the   stubborn   set   of   her   lip   ,      and   a   fierceness   to   her   eyes   that   burned   brightbrightbright.   (   the   first   few   weeks   of   the   apocalypse   passed   entirely   unknown   to   mads   ,      who   was   kept   locked   away   in   a   cell   by   a   continuously   dwindling   number   of   guards.   )   but   by   the   time   he   finally   escaped   :      governments   had   already   fallen   ,      the   world   had   completely   blacked   out   ⸻   it   was   too   late   ,      and   the   beginning   of   the   end   was   already   here.
  —    soon   after   :      by   the   time   he   made   it   back   to   the   last   place   he’d   seen   nic   ,      there   was   nothing   left   of   his   wife   to   trace   ,      neither   anyone   else   to   seek   vengeance   upon.   (   he’d   made   sure   that   the   piece   of   shit   that   betrayed   them   was   deader   than   dead   ,      and   the   rest   of   their   teammates   were   either   scattered   in   the   wind   ,      or   worse   :      dead   too.   )   still   ,      giving   up   without   any   proof   of   nic   being   well   and   truly   gone   was   never   an   option   ,      and   so   mads   spent   months   drifting   from   camp   to   camp   for   even   the   slightest   clue   that   would   lead   him   back   to   her.  
  —    fast   forward   :      alongside   his   desperate   search   ,      he   saved   some   lives   ,      and   he   built   new   connections.   hell   ,      he   even   managed   to   help   organize   the   liberation   of   a   fucking   hospital.   so   while   the   plan   had   been   to   move   on   as   soon   as   the   new   camp   was   well   and   truly   settled   ,      the   fear   of   abandoning   those   he   knew   to   be   alive   and   in   need   of   his   help   had   kept   him   stationed   ⸻   held   him   back   from   drifting   too   far.   pouring   all   his   time   and   attentions   into   the   camp’s   safety   ,      making   sure   to   keep   busy.   (   how   long   could   one   man   chase   a   memory   before   they   eventually   became   a   ghost   ?   before   it   was   time   to   let   the   dead   truly   stay   dead.   )
*    &  ◞    𝐢𝐢𝐢    .    𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒    .
  —    is   probably   known   around   camp   as   that   guy   who’s   still   in   love   with   his   wife   and   will   not   shut   up   about   her   and   how   you   shouldn’t   get   attached   because   he’s   not   here   to   stay   !!!!      actually   ,   he’s   probably   gonna   leave   in   a   week   or   so   !!   (   and   wdym   that’s   the   same   thing   he   said   last   week   ,      and   the   week   before   that   akkwejfnawe.   )   he   just   ...   tends   to   get   really   morose   from   time   to   time   when   he   has   too   much   free   time   ,      so   just   let   him   work   through   it   until   he   can   find   300   other   things   to   pile   onto   his   plate   ,      until   he   eventually   overworks   himself   and   thankfully   passes   out   !
  —    in   contrast   :      he   is   also   that   terrifying   guard   who   can   kill   you   in   sixty   different   ways   at   any   given   time   ,      and   has   a   constant   awareness   of   his   surroundings   that’s   just   ...   unnerving.   he   usually   only   uses   his   skills   for   good   though   ,      and   he’s   taken   it   upon   himself   to   train   up   some   of   the   members   of   their   camp   who’ve   asked   !!   with   infiltration   having   always   been   his   specialty   as   a   spy   and   agent   ,      he’s   incredibly   tactically   minded   ,      and   lends   his   expertise   to   organizing   the   guard.
  —    he   might   come   off   as   kind   of   an   intense   dude   ,      but   he’s   honestly   just   ...   a   Dumb   Guy™   !!   like   even   throughout   his   training   as   a   kid   ,      he   was   very   much   a   shirker   of   duties   and   and   a   skipper   of   lessons.   more   likely   to   be   found   pushing   the   limits   of   his   handler’s   patience   ,      and   turning   in   with   mottled   bruises   and   blood   still   dripping   as   he’d   insist   on   the   independence   of      free   thinker   rather   than   the   absolute   compliance   they   demanded   of   him.   (   he’s   obviously   grown   since   then   ,      but   he’s   just   ...   not   in   the   habit   of   taking   anything   too   seriously.   )
  —    is   probably   one   of   the   better   adjusted   members   of   their   new   reality,      seeing   as   he   grew   up   surrounded   by   the   worst   of   humanity’s   ugly   underbelly   ,      and   was   trained   to   adapt   to   such   situations.   very   much   a   go   with   the   flow   kinda   guy   !   though   he   won’t   hesitate   to   gut   you   like   a   fish   if   you   hurt   a   member   of   his   camp   ,      and   even   more   so   anyone   he   personally   cares   for.
  —    has   a   scottish   accent   !!   though   throughout   the   majority   of   his   career   in   the   states   ,      he   spoke   with   an   american   accent   outside   of   secured   facilities   to   be   extra   careful.   (   even   now   ,      his   scot   only   comes   out   when   he’s   comfortable   or   really   vexed.   )
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zackcrazyvalentine · 3 years
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A little bit of Love: You are a Beautiful Melody [Cater Diamond x Reader]
Summary:  When you're uncertain how to tell someone what you think of them, music will always be there to help.
Extra info: fluff, gender neutral reader
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A/N: I think Cater is one of the character’s most open to diverse music genres, with how he’s on top of and informed about trendy things. But probably enjoys some genres better than others (def see him as an indie enjoyer).
Also, let’s pretend like Daft Punk is otherwordly (bc they are tbh *big Daft Punk fan*) and are inhabitants of the Wonderland.
Tune in tomorrow for another story!
[Index]  [AO3 link]
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- Several days prior -
"Hey, guys-" Before the Heartslabyul student could finish his question, the other two interrupted.
"I didn't break the drum!"
"Yes, I stole the academy's relic… but it was just for a day, do not worry~" 
"H-Huh?" Diamond was confused, "I wasn't gonna…"
"Oh? Then forget about it!" Lilia and Kalim said, smiling to dissipate the awkwardness.
Cater sighed, paying no mind to their little outburst. "Anyways, I wanted to ask you guys something."
"Whatever it may be, young one?" Lilia ushered him.
"Uh…" Damn, Lilia sometimes acted strange, "Ahem! So...uhm... How would you...confess to someone?" Cater finally asked.
Lilia smirked mischievously at him, while Kalim appeared to be clueless of the topic.
"Oh? Pray tell, who is the lucky soul that holds your affection?" Yeah, the old bat was definitely enjoying this wholeheartedly.
Kalim quickly perked up, "I know, I know! It's-!"
"AAH-TATATA!! Kalim, don't!" The redhead immediately slapped his hand over Scarabia's dorm head’s mouth.
Diasomnia’s vice leader giggled in amusement, "Oh~! A secret you only told Kalim out of both of us, huh?"
Diamond groaned in frustration, "Alright, alright!" He sighed, slowly letting go of Kalim, "It's-"
Once again, the enthusiastic student interrupted him, "[Name]! It's [Name]!" He smiled his toothy grin.
Lilia looked at him in a teasing way, "My, my~ The otherworldly human has you smitten, is it~?"
"Completely smitten!!" Kalim's signature laugh resounded through the room.
The Heartslabyul 3rd year groaned into his hands as he facepalmed, "Yes, okay! I-! I-I fell down hard for them!" His blush was vivid. "Back to the matter at hand, please?!" He finally looked up from his palms to desperately get an answer for his club mates.
Lilia finished chuckling, "Right, right… Why not outright say it to them, or perhaps writing a letter is a better option for you?"
"Would prefer it to be something less…direct or flashy…" Cater rebutted.
The bat held his chin in thought, "Leaving a letter for them to discover is still a probable viable, no?"
"So dancing or arranging a parade for them is out of the table, right? A party, too, is out?" Kalim corroborated with himself.
The three kept thinking of viable options, until…
An imaginary lightbulb went off!
"I've got it!" Scarabia's prefect exclaimed.
The other two looked at him to encourage him to continue.
"You've told us how you and them share music you like, and how they talk to you about some of their favorite songs from back in their world. Why not build them a personalized playlist or serenade them with a love song or something similar like that?" The white-haired boy inquired with a curious smile.
Lilia nodded in agreement to the idea, "You can present them the playlist nonchalantly, as if it were another of your typical music exchanges. No need to give a specific reason for the gift other than sharing some interesting songs."
Cater considered the idea a few more seconds, pointing out to himself the pros and cons of confessing this way. Seems relatively harmless and perfect for you.
"Alright," He nodded, "I'll make them a special CD with songs that remind me of them...and perhaps some love songs, too." He whispered the last part.
The Asim heir pat his friend's back, "If ya need help with anything, don't hesitate to ask us! I'll be glad to show you some interesting and meaningful songs from back home."
"The Valley of Thorns has some beautiful ballads and orchestral music that carry a love-filled energy with them. It'll be my pleasure to play them live for you to record." Lilia added.
The green eyed boy thanked them, "I'll keep it in mind!"
They went back to practice and attended their club activities after it was settled.
Cater dedicated his days to build the perfect playlist for you, spending entire evenings selecting the most meaningful songs for him and those that reminded him of you and your relationship.
As he worked, he did ask Lilia, Kalim and some other friends to introduce him to new songs that held deep emotions interlaced in the melody.
Days and days he spent crafting the perfect mix… Until all his efforts bore a beautiful unique fruit filled with love and appreciation.
Now, all he needed to do was wait for the perfect moment to give it to you.
- 02. 10. XX -
Ideally, he wanted to give you his gift on Valentine's Day, but his nerves and excitement ate away at his brain and heart.
"What if their way back home suddenly appears?"
"What if someone confesses first and they reciprocate?"
"What if...what if another overblot happens and leaves them terribly injured?"
"Great Seven forbid." He knocked on wood immediately after that frightening thought crossed his mind.
Lilia always seemed to know more than he appears to, and his aura made him feel at ease, like with a responsible and caring parental figure. Cater expressed his stress to his fellow 3rd year, the words he told him had the love-struck boy in the present situation:
"They may not be here forever, they may leave sooner or later. If you hold your words and feelings at bay any longer, it may be too late… Go, dare do what your heart calls for. It will be scary, yes, but it will bring immense satisfaction."
There was Cater, standing some ways away from you and your group of friends.
"It's now or never…" With a last deep breath, he put on his easygoing smile and made his way to you.
A light tap on your shoulder, "Hey-oh, [Nickname]-chan~! Say, could I borrow you for a bit?" It was the cheery voice you loved.
Turning around, you smiled at your senpai. "Ah, Cater, hello! Sure, there's no problem." You handed Grim over to Deuce to carry as you excused yourself for a minute.
"What could it be that you need me for?" You questioned the upperclassman as you put some distance between you and the 1st year group.
"You can do it! Your goal is right before you!" He encouraged himself, steeling his nerves for a brief moment.
"I… Y'know how we exchange music and all that, right?" He waited for you to nod, "Well~! Your lovely Cater-senpai prepared this!” He presented a decorated CD box.
"Oh?!" Came your excited response to seeing the beautiful disc.
He giggled a little, you were so adorable~. "Ta-da!! A special CD prepared with songs selected specifically for you!" Cater took your hand and placed it on your palm, "I want you to enjoy every second of it, yes?"
You kept looking from his eyes to the object in your hands, back and forth, until you exploded in happiness.
"Oh my goodness, thank you so much, Cater-senpai!! I'll treasure this with my life!!" Your arms acted on their own accord and wrapped themselves around the 3rd year.
Diamond flushed, standing stunned for a few seconds before his arms went around you as well, one hand patting your back lightly.
The embrace was short-lived for students passed by and giggled mockingly at the show of affection. 
You giggled nervously, scratching the back of your neck, "Ehehe… Uhm… sorry if I seem rude, but I gotta go now… y'know, to eat and all that."
"Oh, of course! See ya 'round, [Nickname]!" Your senior said.
So both split ways to your respective group of friends after one last expression of gratitude and a curt farewell.
Of course, your friends asked what that was all about. You played it off, saying it was a normal occurrence between you, and by no means did you mention the gift received.
That evening, well after parted ways with your group, you decided to head over to Mr.S’s shop. Ramshackle dorm only had old vinyl disc and cassette players, even the ghosts knew not about CD player. Thus, you wanted to see if Sam had in stock any sort of compatible player for you to buy, as long as it was affordable.
"A peculiar request, little devil, but nothing my friends can't get." With a wink, he banished to the backroom in search of your petition.
"Oh, [Name]! Nice to see you!" Kalim approached you on the counter as he greeted.
You waved at him with a smile, "Hello, Klaim! Nice to see you, as well."
His curious pomegranate eyes scanned you, "You out here getting some snacks, groceries?"
"Oh! Cater gave me a CD and turns out Ramshackle has no compatible players." Sam returned from his search with a box as you explained, "Thus why I wanted to see if Sam had any in stock!" You turned to the shopkeeper.
"Nothing's impossible for me and my friends! Here's your request, it'll be 10,000 Madol." The magician said.
Your heart broke a little. "O-Oh! ...oh…"
Before you could say any more, Kalim swooped in, for his imaginary lightbulb once more lit up. “That CD must be Cater’s confession!”
"She'll take it!" BAM! He slammed the money on the counter, completing the transaction before any complaints could be said.
Your fellow prefect thanked Sam, pushing you out of the shop as he carried the player and waved goodbye to the clerk.
"Kalim, what did you just do?!?! How could I ever repay this?!" You were in mild panic at his disregard for money.
The pearly-white haired boy laughed, "No need to worry about it!" He pushed the box onto your chest for you to carry now, "Maybe drop by Scarabia soon? We can have a grand banquet for the occasion! Bring Grim, too, and help us all cook! That's enough payment for me." Before you could notice, he was already steps away from you.
"Oh! Ah-! S-Sure will! Thank you very much for this!!" You yelled back at him and waved as best you could while carrying the box.
Sighing, you went back to your dorm. "Kalim...what a peculiar guy, huh?" Nonetheless, you smiled.
All needed pieces were in your possession now: a compatible player, the CD, and a working power outlet.
Grim would often complain about the music you would play from the phone Crowley gave you, that’s why you decided to isolate in another room to listen to Cater's gift.
Music played, a beautiful harmonious melody that you recognized!
"The first song Cater introduced me to!"
A pop song you knew by memory now, even if the language was foreign to you. The joy this song evoked made you giggle and dance in place as you hummed and mumbled parts of the chorus.
It was followed by a peaceful yet intense orchestral ballad. The raw emotion transmitted by the string instruments made chills run through you.
"Holy! This is amazing!"
An idol group's cheerful happy sounding song came up, it fired up your idol fan senses.
"This definitely gets the crowd jumping, waving lightsticks! How fun!"
You listened to the CD for the following days, going through a couple of songs each time before Grim began screaming for you to help him with his assignments or with needing your thumbs to open his precious tuna can.
Every new song you were introduced to roused a beautiful rush of emotions in you, sparks and butterflies fluttering all through you.
- 02. 13. XX;  10:30 p.m. -
Only one more song left to listen.
You would often go back and listen to some of the first songs before your first run of the CD ended.
However, one observation you could make was… All songs were in different languages unique to Twisted Wonderland, or completely instrumental. Sure, some had small phrases in "Earth" languages here and there, but they were scarce.
Still, it was a blast to go through each melody.
This last song, surprisingly…. was in a language you understood.
You were a little sleepy, and hearing the tranquil start of the song made the room fall into the perfect mood. Your mind was at ease, vibing to the rich bass line and the first few sung lines…. but suddenly...
The lyrics had you awake and alert in no time [song].
“Something about us? Something between us? A secret to share?” You pondered what he was trying to say with this song.
Heart pounding in excitement and nervousness, you waited for the singer to continue…
I need you more than anything in my life
I want you more than anything in my life
I'll miss you more than anyone in my life
I love you more than anyone in my life
You gasped.
"Did he…? Did he just…?!"
. . . . silence . . . .
A loud holler of "HELL YEAH!!!" left your lips as you jumped around in excitement.
Of course, your sudden outburst alerted several of Ramshackle's residents.
"Young [Name]! We heard you scream, what happened?!" A group of ghosts came to your aid.
You stopped your outburst, big dumb happy grin on full display, with rosy cheeks to complete the look.
Immediately, you ran to them and began circling them, jumping and giggling with glee.
"He likes me! He likes me back, ghosts! He actually likes me baaaack!!!" You were ecstatic.
The spirits floated in place, minds blank as they tried to piece together the information.
"Like them back…?"
"All those songs…"
"A confession?"
Somehow, it all made sense now.
"Oh! You mean the person who gave you that CD filled with love songs is someone you fancy!"
"You reciprocate each other's feelings!"
"Thus your screeching…. We thought you were hurt, had us concerned." One was grumpy about it, but immediately smiled again, "At least the reason is happiness and not something negative."
You chuckled once more, the ghosts were so cute sometimes!
"Wait…" Something hit you, "You knew these were love songs and didn't tell me?!" A pout shaped your lips.
"Ohohoho, excuse us, [Name]!" The chubby spirit laughed.
The tall slender one continued, "We sometimes forget you don't understand dialects from the Wonderland."
They explained to you what some of the songs conveyed, getting a feel around the modern slang used in them that they did not understand. One of the spirits knew what the orchestral pieces meant! They even called other school ghosts to interpret songs in languages they weren't familiar with.
This new information made you decide to do something for Cater in order to show him your feelings in your own way.
Thanking all your ectoplasmic friends, you got to work.
One look at the calendar revealed the perfect date to do your thing.
"An all-nighter it'll be, no problem!"
- 02. 14. XX;  06:00 a.m. -
Grim groaned as he shook the sprawled body on the desk, "Stop sleeping and wake up already, [Name]!! We're gonna be late yanno!! We can't be skipping another one of Trein's lessons!” The tiny chaos bringer poked your shoulder with his claws.
"Who goes'ere?!" You slurred, startled awake by the prickly pain on your shoulder. Whipping around to find the culprit, Grim's frantic screams of "Stop!" registered in your brain.
"Goddamn it, Grim! I've told you not to use your claws-!"
The cat-like monster interrupted you, "Shut up about that already! We're gonna be late!!"
Brain fully alert and on edge now, you shoot up from your seat. "What?! Why didn't you wake me up earlier! I have things to do!"
Grim just sighed in frustration at your words, but quite enjoyed seeing you fret around the room and fling clothes everywhere in your headless chicken bout of panic as you rushed to get ready for class.
In a flash, you were both running out the door (well, more like you were doing all the running as Grim clung to you for dear life).
However, you first made a super quick stop at the shop to buy some spicy ramen packets and flavourful snacks for your gift. You also sneaked in little candies to give to your fellow first years.
"I'll have to come back later for some more candy for my senpais!"
Crashing into the classroom, you arrived (relatively) safe at your usual desk.
Ace and Deuce tried to greet you but you quickly pushed Grim onto them and rushed out the door. "Hello, ADeuce! Have Grim for a bit, gotta go!"
As fast as your feet could take you, you ran through halls and flights of stairs to arrive at class 3-B. "15 minutes to spare, let's make it count!"
There he is! Your target!
"CATER!!!" You yelled, effectively making the Heartslabyul student turn around.
Before anyone could register what happened, you were already pulling him towards you, lips crashing on his in a clumsy, rushed kiss.
His eyes widened, "Hmmgh?!" Cheeks bright red, hands nervously placed themselves on your upper arms. For a brief moment, he relaxed and kissed back, enjoying the little smile on your lips as the liplock continued.
Hearts fluttered as your first kiss together carried on, however….
"Kufufu" A familiar voice laughed some ways away, "My, my~ The indecency of young ones these days~!"
At the remark, you separated and nervously kept to yourselves. Faces flaring up and eyes wandering around to the voice's owner.
Lilia winked, chuckling one last time and signaling to the people around you before leaving the scene. Both of you scanned your surroundings, various students looked away while others were caught staring.
Clearing your throat, you spoke, "Well...guess I don't have to say much more, huh?"
His eyes focused on you. A million tender emotions danced within those vibrant pools of green, while a lovely sincere smile shaped his lips. 
"Guess not." His voice was so soft, the softest you've ever heard it.
Your blush gained a couple more shades, "Cater… the music was so… beautiful," A content sigh escaped you, "I enjoy every minute of it, thank you so much."
Diamond's smile widened as he scratched the back of his head, "E-Everything in those songs, I mean it… Sorry I, uhm, chose languages you’re unfamiliar with."
"Oh, don't worry about it! The ghosts helped me with that!" An airy giggle, "Besides, it helps introduce me to this land's cultures."
There was a silence around you, but it was not awkward. It hangs there, giving you a sense of intimacy and peace.
"At any rate," You spoke once more, "I wanted to give you this." You presented him a bag of goodies, the ones you stopped to buy this morning, and an envelope with a letter with all your feelings for him you spent all night writing.
"Sorry my gift doesn't compare to yours, but-" His arms around you in a strong embrace cut your rambling.
"Anything from you is a treasure to me. Thank you, [Name]." Cater whispered, face nuzzled on your neck. "You've just made me so happy. Your gift, your love… is more than enough."
Shaky breaths left him, you could only assume he was holding back tears. This made you hold back some of your own.
With just as much strength and love, you hugged your Diamond back. "I love you, Cater." He held you even closer.
The first warning bell rang, signaling students to go into their classrooms before class began.
The embrace ended, yet Cater remained close to you, standing in front of you.
"Better get to class before you're scolded once more, [Nickname]~" His regular teasing tone came to his voice.
You giggled, "Ah~, guess I'll have to rush back to class before Trein sensei gets there… and you!" A playful pointed look in your eyes as you mockingly scold him, "No Magicam surfing in class!"
"Eh?! How unfair~!" Both of you laughed.
Looking into each other's eyes for one last time, you smiled, "Gotta go now."
Cater nodded, but before letting you part ways, he placed one last little peck on your lips. "See you after class, okay, [Nickname]?"
You nodded back, "See you after class, Cay-kun." A playful wink accompanied your words.
With that, you both made your ways to your respective classrooms, turning around one last time to wave each other goodbye.
That CD ended up being the perfect playlist for love to bloom~♡
[END♡]
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WE NEED MORE CATER DIAMOND APPRECIATION, I’LL GLADLY WRITE MORE OF HIM WHEN IDEAS STRIKE!!
(Ara ara~, could this count as a belated bday gift for Cater?)
It’s only day 2, but I sure hope you’re enjoying yourselves reading these!
Thank you for your support!
And rememeber to tune in tomorrow for another story!
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SMUT/ANGST/FLUFF/POLY AU 
AU SUMMARY- Your husband Namjoon and yourself run a successful Adult Film Entertainment Company called “Onyx” with your 5 best friends from college who you also happen to be in an open relationship with! This is a candid in-depth look at the rollercoaster ride that is your life!
ALSO LOWKEY A RAGS TO RICHES STORY.....
Namjoon, Yoongi, Jin, Tae, Hoseok, and Jimin, all already work with the OC and Joon, Kookie comes in later one as a new hire...and the possible final piece…
DISCLAIMER: Obv this is a poly so the boys are Bi..but outside of kissing and dirty talk I have not YET ventured into physical MXM….
NOTE- As long as this keeps getting support the initial plan is 7 one-shots, one for each boys. Everyone installment will have smut as well as a overall storyline, one that not only ties into your job, but also the OC’s (AKA YOU) special dynamic with each individual member. The last one-shot (7th) will be the first and maybe only one where smut wise it’s all 7 of them, it will finally address how they all came together, and will be partially a flashback sequence. HOWEVER, there will be bits and pieces of the “Characters” lives and what not sprinkled within the “drabbles” too...so those will also be worth reading especially, as the story developes....or at least reading the summaries! 
Kookie will make appearances throughout, however, he is NOT as involved off rip as the other boys…
ONE-SHOTS SO FAR :
AFTER-HOURS- NAMJOON X OC (Tae comes in at the end) - 
ABOUT- Your husband and business partner find you up way past acceptable work hours for the 3rd night in a row! So, daddy has to step in and remind you that’s not something we do in this household. You come before work, in every sense of the phrase!
OR-You're in desperate need of a 2nd videographer/editor, because Yoongi’s in over his fucking head! So here you are, up at 1 AM scrolling through resumes because your that boss that hates to overwork her employees so she overworks herself!
AKA- “MEET THE KIMS” 
PRETTY PLEASE- TAEHYUNG X OC - ( Joon comes in at the end)
About- Tae fucks you on top of your receptionist's desk before you fire her…
Or- Tae’s feeling a little needy...and somewhat high-key self continuous about you possibly hiring a new production assistant...AKA...Jungkook. It seems as though Mr. Kim takes pride in being the youngest within the office! It seems as though your baby boy just needs a little..reassurance…
JIN & CHOCOLATE- JIN X OC (FT A lil Seok at the end ) - 
(5K SMUT WITH A SIDE OF PLOT! NOT JIN’S INTRO CHAPTER) 
About-You suck Jin off…and brownie batter may or may not be somewhat involved because why the fuck not. Oh, Hoseok comes over to drop off weed…and welll….doesn't exactly leave
Or- His assistants birthday is tomorrow and she’s insisted on him making his infamous “Dizzy Brownies” AKA…pot brownies and Jin being the perfectionist he is, scrapes the first batch. You however, think they’re fine and if he’s not gonna bake with said  batter you’ll find use for some of it…..Then Hosoek stops by to bring the missing ingredient…weed and his dick…
TOUCH ME , TEASE ME- NAMJOON X OC 
(5K, IN COLORATION TO THE EVENTS THAT WILL TAKE PLACE IN “GOT ME LOOSIN’ ALL MY COOL)
About- Namjoon eats you out the minute you walk in the door because well…that’s the kinda husband he is!
Or- Jimin text’s Namjoon to brace him for the mood you’ll more than likely be in after a day full of drama and finally firing the front desk receptionist! Which essentially red for him to make you come hard AF and then feed you….OH, and You guys invite Yoongi over to talk about the Tae and Kookie “Thing”
PRIVATE SHOW- TAE X OC (NEW) 
(5k, Holiday esque one-shot however for the 1st time it does dive into the downside of being in a poly relationship that’s essentially a secret in the publics eye) 
About-Just a casual lunch outing where Tae’s trying to do his job and your trying to get him off under the table with your shoe...nothing new!
OR- Tae and yourself are grabbing lunch at 71 Above, after checking out the last couple of venues for the company's end of the year Holiday party. While at said restaurant, it becomes a humbling reminder that the most important people in your life are essentially a secret...cute!
 UP AND COMING: In no particular order! 
MUTED- YOONGI X OC (SIDE JIN)- HIATUS
Note, this is more of a smut drabble though it will be around 3k...this is NOT Yoongi/Jin’s official “Introduction” if that makes sense….(SNEAK PEEK IS LINKED) 
About-Yoongi goes down on you in the back seat while you’re on a business call….Jin’s driving, lowkey watching..and being a little shit the entire time…
Or- You’re on the phone with a dick of an investor and a second away from losing your shit and calling off the entire deal…however…your boys decide to “distract” you. Give you a little something to keep you at ease so you don’t blow this 6 figure account…
MAKE ME PROUD- JIMIN X OC (ALL THE MEMBERS ARE IN THIS BRIEFLY)
About-  Jimin and yourself take a trip to get a sneak peek at “Filter” before it opens… and Jimin fucks you on top of the bartop…
Or- Jimin’s ready to make his first solo big boy investment….AKA...opening up his own Gay club in WeHo...and the new business venture also reopen’s old wounds about his past. Both good and bad..but at the end of the day he remembers he wouldn’t the version of himself that he’s oh so proud of...without a little someone named “Y/N” 
 “PARTY FAVORS”- YOONGI X OC- 
About- You and Yoongi get a little one on one time while in Amsterdam, IE getting completely stoned, and attending a sex show..hell maybe even joining in on a sex show...shit just get’s wild in the Dam!
OR- You and your boys jet out to Amsterdam for the weekend to celebrate 16 AVN award nominations (AKA THE TONY’S/GRAMMY’S OF PORN) and while high and in a country where nobody knows who you are...(which means Yoongi and yourself are free to do as you please even in public)....Yoongi admits for the first time that sometimes he feels a type of way that HE wasn’t the one that married you considering the two of you were a thing FIRST....
“CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS” - JIN X OC (Side Namjoon)- NEW 
About- Jin says he's coming over to discuss business over brunch, champagne, and a nice Jacuzzi bath…which, of course, leads to more than just talk about “Finances and portfolio expansions” 
OR: Jin’s the eldest, he loves control, he needs control, hints why he’s the finical controller..always has been...even in the domestic sense. Jin’s also shit at feelings he’s used to being the shoulder to cry on not needing the shoulder..he’s not used to feeling vulnerable...so it’s not to easiest for him to admit that he misses being the one you all come home too...misses being “needed”! He’s used to being the one that has his shit together, being the glue that’s held you lot together during your worst times..so this...is completely out of his comfort zone!
“ALL EYES ON ME”  - HOSEOK X OC (FT OT7)-  NEW 
About- Hoseok and yourself have sex in a very questionable place while at the launch party for ‘Spectrum” I.E. your newest business venture...sex toys…your man deserves a little…”Thank you” for all the work he’s put in...including planning this party!
OR- Hoseok’s in over his fuckin head, he’s the one essentially spearheading the launch of “Spectrum” which is obviously his job as the head of Marketing, tactical ETC, however, this is just..different...he’s literally the one steering the boat. He’s good at what he does he knows this, he’s fucking made for it...but...it;s still’ bringing out some old, nasty insecurities...reminding him how he's his own worst critic...a perfectionist to the fault. Reminding them of those days where he never thought he was good enough...and it would absolutely break him if he lets you lot down! 
“GOT ME LOOSIN’ ALL MY COOL) -KOOK X READER | JIMIN X READER (SMUT) FT- YOONGI & TAE
About- Jimin and yourself take Jungkook shopping for a new suit to wear to the “Spectrum” launch party! OH, and Jimin fucks you in the backseat of your truck in the parking garage of the mall…..
OR: You know Kookie still in that “Broke college grad” phase only being with the company barley a month, and you don’t want him to feel self-conscious at the event! You’ve also been too busy to really check in with him to see how he’s adjusting! So, you thought something like this, in a more laxed atmosphere, would be a good solution! Oh and Jimin, honestly he’s just nosey as fuck and inched himself along, like nobody really invited him he invited his damn self! Also Jungook can’t underatand why the fuck your all so damn attractive...like...why!?
AKA-MEET JUNGKOOK JEON
SNEAK PEEK 
***
THE “FINAL” ONE-SHOT,  IS NOT FULLY OUTLINED YET
******
FINAL NOTE-
This series is open to request...for one-shot/ member scenarios/drabbles.
The initial 7 one-shots are done to get the dynamic and I guess you could say “Plot” set in stone...however, once that’s done and in-between I’m open to random scenarios as long as it somewhat coincides with the “Universe”
This is a story that follows normal day to day life in a sense....they just happen to live a very exciting one!
Anything from them going grocery shopping and making dinner...all the way to the OC and one of the boys fooling around on set...as long as it fits the vibe. I’m down!
   *** To clarify as well...publicly ( And in the workplace) the world just knows your married to Namjoon....the whole poly situation is not something blasted on your Wiki...at least not yet....***
(Optional)
***POSTIONS’S WITHIN THE COMPANY*** 
(Obv things are spread out now and they have other employees but they all STILL oversee multiple jobs...It’s a habit now. For so many years they couldn’t afford the help! So, now that they can they’ve just become a little...protective of said job duties..) 
Y/n Kim(26)- CEO/Founder/HR/Storyboard/Content  creator/Directory/Scriptwriter/Talent scout/ALL OF THE ABOVE (Set design, DVD author, 2nd Location manager, etc)   
Namjoon Kim (26)- CEO/ Founder/ Director/ Content analyst/ Lead scriptwriter/ Sr Production manger/ ALL OF THE ABOVE (IT, web design, outreach, etc)
Yoongi Min (27)- Head digital producer/ Program/site Planner/Production manager/Sound engineer/Production scheduler
Taehyung Kim (24)-Executive Assistant/ Content admin/ location manager/Wardrobe assistant/backup talent scout & health liaison
Seokjin Kim (28)- Senior Accountant/ Sales manager/ Financial controller/Logistics/Operations
Jimin Park (25)- Head talent scout/ Model Liaison/ Wardrobe/ Hair & Makeup coordinator/ Onset assistant/Health Liaison
Hoseok Jung (26)- Social media/ Streaming manager/Tactical marketer/ Advertising/event manager/PR
NOW HIRING: FOR A VIDEO EDITOR/IMAGE PROCESSOR/SOUND EDITOR/SECONDARY PHOTOGRAPHER AKA-
 “PRODUCTION COORDINATOR“
....WELCOME TO ONYX!
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Moonstruck Part 9
Brett Talbot X Mermaid!reader
Summary: The reader finds herself in the company of strangers after the game. 
Master List
Part 1
Part 8
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You heard other shouting and yelling you were able to pick out a few words like kill and other things you were not appreciative of.  
You got up and stumbled towards the lights in the other room. You heard some banging as you rounded the corner and leaned against the door frame. Brett was running towards you when a guy punched him and he fell unconscious. 
“I guess I still have a little werewolf strength myself.” His eyes glowed blue unlike Brett’s they had a cold color. 
“Hey Doc I don’t think he’s breathing.” 
The older gentlemen came over and used a scalpel to cut open his chest. A small amount of yellow gas came out and you heard him catch his breath. You collapsed to the floor next to him and blacked out again. 
3rd person P/O/V
“Do you hear that?” Stiles put his ear near Brett to listen to what he was muttering.
“Three things cannot long be hidden. The sun, the moon, the truth.” Deaton piped up after he listened for a few moments.
“Satomi.” Derek and Peter said looking at each other. 
Peter soon after left probably because he didn’t really care all that much.  
“Okay doc what about her? She’s not looking to good.” Stiles pointed at the girl who had collapsed next to Brett on the floor. 
“Can you put her on the table and clean up some of that blood if it’s any worse than it looks we should take her to a hospital.” Stiles and Derek lifted the girl up onto the table before Stiles used a piece of gauze with some rubbing alcohol. 
Stiles stopped in a few seconds to look at the bizarre manifestation on the table. Derek and Deaton were helping Brett into a back room so he could rest after the Wolfbane. 
“Derek, Deaton I think you should come look at this.” They both walked in as Stiles asked to see the girl there, with a tail. Not an animal tail but a mermaid tail. 
“Well that’s new even for me.” Derek piped up from beside Deaton. 
“I guess hospital is not an option.” The girl started to move
Your P/O/V 
You woke up on a cold metal table pushing yourself up on your elbows. Looking down you could see your tail hanging off the edge of the table and beyond it three curious sets of eyes. 
“Where am I? Where’s Brett?” You were ready to try and fight your way out if you had to. 
“Okay calm down, we’re here to help.” 
“How is doing this helpful?” You gestured towards your tail. You reached a hand out and used your powers to dry off. 
“My name is Deaton, I am a veterinarian. We promise we are not here to hurt you.” He walked towards you and you jumped up on the table so your legs were beneath you. You crouched down defensively ready to make a move if any of them moved defensively. 
“Where is Brett?” You lowered your voice in an attempt to sound slightly more intimidating. 
“Brett’s in the other room recovering.” 
“How do you know about us?” You slowly climbed down on the other side of the table so it was between you and the three men. You knew you could probably take on the skinny one and the old man but the other one was a wild card. 
“Look we only know about Brett because of the deadpool.” The one with the broad shoulders and dark hair walked towards you. “My name is Derek. I’m a werewolf too. I was born a werewolf.”
“Like Brett,” you muttered under your breath. “And you’re sure he’s safe here?” 
“Yes he will be. We need to make sure you’re okay you hit your head pretty bad and lost a lot of blood.” 
“Let me see Brett first.” 
The older man gestured for you to follow him you walked around the table to follow him into a back room. Brett was lying down on a makeshift bed made of chairs with a blanket draped over him as you saw his chest rise and fall rhythmically. Deaton reached out towards you and guided you back into the main room. He had you sit in the table while he took a good look at your wounds. 
“I never asked what is your name?” 
“I’m Y/N,” You looked over to the other side of the room where Derek and Stiles were having a very animated conversation. 
“Some very special abilities you have there. In all my years of interacting with the supernatural I have never meet a mermaid.”
“We’re not as rare as you might imagine. Most of us live in the sea, well born mermaids that is. I ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and this happened.”
“That’s very unusual.” Derek walked over to you with his arms crossed over his chest.
“We need to find the rest of Brett’s pack to worn them.” 
“I’m sorry I don’t know much actually. I actually just transferred to Devenford a few days ago. I found out about Brett on accident I don’t know much other than he called his Alpha Satomi.”
“Alright I’ll figure something out if he doesn’t wake up soon.” 
“Can someone drive me back to the place the game was my car is there.” You looked around for your phone. “Has anyone seen my phone? It was in my purse.” 
“You didn’t have a purse on you when we found you passed out in the locker room.” 
“Do you have Brett’s phone I need to call someone?” Stiles walked off and came back with Brett’s gym bag. You reached in and found his phone, when the screen lit up it had several missed calls and texts from Lori. 
You quickly dialed her number and she picked up immediately.
“Brett thank god. What happened? Where are you? Wheres Y/N? Are you alright?”
“Lori calm down it’s me I am with Brett.” You heard her let out a sigh of relief. 
“Are you still at the other school?” 
“Well Brett was my ride so yeah and I have your purse you left it in the bleachers.”
“Okay I will meet you there in a few minutes.” You hung up and put Brett’s phone back in his bag.  You walked past the rest of the guys to the room where Brett was asleep.
“I have to go Brett, I have to watch out for Lori just like you asked I’ll be back in the morning okay?” You placed a gentle kiss to his forehead before tucking his bag under one of the chairs and leaving the room. 
“Alright who is bringing me back to my car my friend is waiting for me.” For some reason you had the urge to protect Lori with your life. With that it included her secret. 
“I’ll take her Derek are you okay?” Stiles looked over at Derek as he was chatting with Deaton. Derek didn’t say a word but Stiles somehow got an answer from just his expression. Stiles lead you outside to a blue jeep and opened the passenger side door for you before rushing around to the other side to get in and drive. 
“So how did you become a mermaid? Were you born a mermaid? If you’re from Australia why don’t you have an accent? Do you transform with water or is it any liquid? Can you fight? What kind of powers do you have?” He kept bombarding you with questions without pausing for you to answer. 
“What are you? Actually better question who are you?” You turned so you were facing him as he drove, slightly erratically, towards the high school. 
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So, I just finished playing Hello Neighbor and I'm here to give it my personal rating because reasons.
First off, I'll admit that the only reason I even was able to beat it was because I used walkthroughs. Without them, I never would have figured out half the shortcuts and mechanics and secrets (more on that later), but I just wanted to see how the game actually turned out in the end because most Youtubers I watched play it kinda gave up after like the 3rd version that got released. That being said...
Overall Game Rating: 6/10
So at its core this game had potential. I WANTED the final version of this game to be better than it was. Would it ever have been the best game ever? I highly doubt it. But it could have been much more noteworthy if it had just *functioned* better. I'm also fully aware that I'm several years late, but man I just need to give my discourse and opinions to someone who isn't 9 or a completely lost parent. Anyways, allow me to explain myself in the good old fashioned Tumblr way of bullets-
The Good
Physical design. Now, this is a completely personal opinion here, but I liked how the game looked. It was colorful, it had its own distinct style. There were very few occasions when I couldn't tell what something was, and most of the time those indistinguishables weren't remotely important. I also like how the writing in the game was scrambled to kinda make it fun and nonsensical, but you could still pretty much tell what it was meant to say.
Story! Guys, the main reason I came back to this game in the first place; the reason I really wanted to see it finished and see what happened in all those chapters that I never saw finished; was because I wanted to get more of the story. I wanted to know what happened, and while I'm still not entirely certain, I have several theories. And all the theories follow the same general track with a few basic deviations, so I'd say that the game did a pretty good job of getting it's focal points across.
The puzzel aspect. I like games that make me (when I'm actually playing seriously and not just playing to get through it) think. And I wasn't using the guide every step of the way, so I had a genuinely good time figuring out what items went to what, and what I could do with certain objects that I couldn't achieve with others. I think the overall idea of "hey, run around this dude's house and work out his overly complicated, Ikea-like home full of coniptions and contraptions" super fun.
Multiple ways to reach endings. Now, mainly this applied to Act 2 in my experience because Act 1 seemed pretty straightforward and Act 3 had me frustrated for so many days to the point where I couldn't really appreciate its options (more on that in a bit), but I'm sure there were deviating paths there as well. Point is, I saw 3 seperate ways of escaping the Neighbor's house in act 2, and I just sorta thought that was cool. And considering I'm playing for myself, and guiding (playing) two children through their own files, I managed to get two of those 3 escapes. The endings were the same, but still, it's cool.
The secrets and optional pathways. There were several rooms that I never actually managed to get into when i was playing through just because I wasn't secret I hunting. But I DID take notice of them, plus there were quite a few that I just happened to find my way into during my run arounds, and I explored because hey! Secrets! And I'm sure there was a ton of extra story material I missed because I neglected a lot of them, but I can appreciate a game that leaves its little hidden details as something you sort of have to work for. If I ever find the patience and the time one day, maybe I'll go back for them.
Audio warnings. Okay okay, so I was a big dummy and played through the first 2 Acts without any sound, and only plugged in headphones for the second half of Act 3. But once I did, having the music pick up in warning when the neighbor spotted me, or being able to hear the mannequins coming was very nice.
The minigames/cut scenes. And I'm not including the Fear rooms in this because I did not take anywhere near as much intrest or enjoyment out of those. I mean the things you were just mean to sorta run through. The bits where you could see the neighbor at his lowest. The bits that showed that maybe, maybe this dude that you've been cussing out the entire game is actually just some dude who had a really tough run, and just ended up snapping. The bits that kinda make you feel bad for barging into his home and shattering all his windows and just being a general dick. The bit at the very end got me especially- when he's trapped in the room by the shadow figure, and he sorta looks out the window at you, and then just stands dejectedly in the corner. I wanted to help him. I REALLY wanted to help him. I felt bad leaving.
The Bad
Limited functionality. Oh my lord, if this game hadn't been so effing glitchy the whole way through, I might have been able to give it a 7 or 8 out of 10. But it just...didn't. There were so many times when things would just vanish from my inventory and I'd have to reload, or the puzzle wouldn't solve the way it was meant to and I'd have to Macgyver my way around it. There were also several times where I would be trying to hide in a locker/closet, and my character would get stuck in the door of said locker/closet. Half the time it would get me caught, and half the time I'd have to button mash for several minutes before I could get free. The worst possible glitch I had during my whole experience was when I was trying to get up to the roof garden in Act 3. My walkthrough told me I had to get in the trolley and stop it just before a ledge to jump up. The problem is THE TROLLEY WOULDN'T STOP. Every time I tried, I'd either glitch through the front and get hit and die, or it would just completely break the train and it would just go into constant motion, not even making its programmed stops at the different stations.
Ridiculous enemy sightline triggers. Listen, Act 2 in particular was absolute HELL to get through the first time (and even unnecessarily difficult after I took the lids through it the 2nd and 3rd times) because the neighbor could be like 3 blocks down and inside his local "Murderous Psycos Anonymous" meeting, and yet the moment I step foot in his yard he's on a dead sprint to my location. And don't even get me STARTED on the mannequins in the Fear rooms. Their sightline triggers were so ridiculously unfair that if I hadn't had the sound triggers telling me they were coming, I never would have gotten past those rooms. But the sensitivity could have even been brushed off, if it were even remotely consistent. There were other times when I would be standing directly in front of the Neighbor, shining a flashlight in his eyes and staring him head on, and yet because I was crouched and slightly out of his sightline (this happened several times in the basement of Act 1.)
Pointless enemy boundaries. By this, I mean that the Neighbor is (apparently) meant to stop at the boundaires of his property when he's chasing you and you run off home. But he doesn't . In fact, quite often I couldn't get him to back off until I was actually physically in my house with the door closed.
Extremely unclear puzzle solutions. The main reason I opted to use the walkthroughs instead of working my way through the game myself? Because without them, it would have been damn near impossible. There were so many times that I was preforming the solution to a problem and I was just like "...really?". Requiring the player to interact with one of hundreds of completely repetative and indistinguishable paintings, having to glitch a shoe through a box to switch a lever, making a specific space match a painting on the wall to open a box that was down the hall and outside...it was just kind of ridiculous. I personally wouldn't have even guessed the the umbrellas could be used as floatation devices until maybe several hours into the game, if ever at all. When you have to many objects that seem unqiue but are actually just more props to toss around, it gets kinda hard to distinguish what is actually useful and what isn't.
The Iffy
The final boss. ...okay, I have to actually admit that I had a fun time being teeny and launching nerf darts and bottle rockets at the Neighbor. Especially after all the pain of getting through Act 2. (He actually didn't bother me much in Act 3.) But like...what was it? His household was weighing on his back or whatever. The reminders of his kids were causing him pain. Okay, okay, cool....but like...there wasn't any better setting for it? There was no better way to pull it off? I was legitimately just running around and doing things just to inconvenience the tall man in front of me. I died so many times just trying to work out the toaster puzzle until I got all...like, 600 umbrellas. I don't know, it was just strange execution.
The Fear Room Powerups. I didn't know the fear rooms were necessary. I didn't know they gave you powerups. Had I not read the walkthroughs, I never would have figured it out. And even AFTER I beat them, I didn't work out that I had power ups until last minute. There was no acknowledgment that I had gained a new power, save for the sneakily worded achievements. However, I did appreciate them while I had them. They let me Macgyver my way around even more.
The seemingly unexplorable. There were doors upon doors that I wanted to get through. And doors upon doors that seemed to have no actual entrances. No secret methods. No special actions. They were just doors. Taunting me. Is it possible I missed something? Absolutely, I'd bet on it. But all I'm saying is I ran around that house a lot in all three levels, and there were some things that I was just never able to work out.
The Conclusion
Hello Neighbor is a game for the patient and the crafty. I enjoyed it. I would have enjoyed it more if it were more functional and made even a lick of sense gameplay wise. But while it isn't anywhere near the best game I've ever played, it isn't the worst either. Its playable enough if you're willing to work around its defects. I'd suggest it for a rainy day, or an especially quarentined week.
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This is my first time ever doing any type of fan prompted writing event for myself and let me tell you I have some thoughts!!
But before thoughts let’s talk numbers.
Start Date: 1/8/2020
End Date: 1/24/2020
Total Fics Created: 9
Total Word Count Posted: 11,935
Prompts Received Anonymously: 5
Prompts Received By Users: 4
Longest Fic: Burning Intentions (2,203)
Shortest Fic: Attorney First, Wife Second (754)
Thoughts:
It was interesting to see which pairs and couples my general audience was requesting. By far the two most popular requests where anything to deal with Kyoya (my OTP) and Mori. You wanted my two favorite boys to get some comfort and happy endings and I was happy to supply them. Now that I step back and look at them, I will give you little fun facts or interesting thoughts I had while writing each one (mostly because I think it is interesting how writers explain their process of writing or their opinions on their own writings). The list starts chronologically from first to last fic posted.
1. Bland Cereal & Pregnancy Brain (Mori x Haruhi) 
I imagine that of all the hosts these two will have the closest thing to what Haruhi would deem a normal life. They will make time for each other and always try to check in on each other. If Haruhi wants normal life filled with a steady stream of love then Mori is her guy. I giggled my way through this prompt at Haruhi and her oblivious nature (my favorite quality about her). This prompt took two sittings to complete. The first to write it and second to edit. Overall one of the quicker ones I wrote in this batch.
2. Attorney First, Wife Second (Kyoya x Haruhi)
 This fic is one of my favorites that I have written.  It is also the first posted fic where stuff gets steamy. I was gasping and eeping the whole time writing their steamy elevator interactions. This story took 1 sitting to write, edit, and post.
3. Solemn Tears (Kyoya x Mori)
As stated in the original post this is the first-ever M/M fic I have written. IT WAS SO HARD. Not because it was M/M but because both characters don’t really ever let their guards down long enough for them to cry. Not only that, I really had to dig and analyze what would really push them to the point that they would cry. Have you ever seen two brick walls cry? Cause I sure haven’t! Their dynamic is interesting and I am glad that I got this prompt to stretch my writing skills. Multiple sittings required because I had no idea how I was going to write it.
4. Shrouded Kiss (Kyoya x Haruhi x Tamaki)
Oh, the angst! Out of all the fics posted this one felt the most OOC. My first thought when I received the prompt was, “Kyoya never does anything by accident.” Haruhi was a little OOC in my opinion but that’s because of how Kyoya proposed the idea of finding love. Do I believe what he says about only knowing once you have tried things with different people? No, but there is merit to say that each relationship and person you are with is going to feel different. Some people are just naturally passionate people while others are more subtle with their love. From what I recall this was a pretty easy write and edit.   
5. Obliviously Pregnant (Kyoya x Haruhi)
Haruhi probably couldn’t even surprise Kyoya with a pregnancy even if she tried. She might not have married a doctor but when you marry into a family who is a leader in the medical business nothing will stay a secret for long. On top of that, I am sure that Haruhi is so focused on work that she would actually just convince herself that she is sick rather than being pregnant. Now reader, I know you are curious as to why I decided to bless them with twins. Well, you see…..plot device. That’s really it. Plus, after I asked Google about multiples and pregnancy I was plagued with diaper ads. Note to self, use incognito more often when asking questionable questions.
6. Salmon Side Effects (Tamaki x Haruhi)
This was the first “Free Space” prompt. And I was in the thick of writing and posting. By the time I got to this prompt, I was tired. Not long after I got this prompt I experienced a depressive episode and spent the week slowly crawling out of the pit. I just couldn’t bring myself to work on this fic. I knew I would have to write Tamaki super excited and all I could think about was trying to make it throughout the day without crying. But I got out of the pit and finished it. Multiple sittings needed for completion.
7. Unyielding Devotion (Mori x Haruhi)
I am not sure when it comes to other writers but I cannot read and write fic at the same time. And after binge writing the last few fics I needed a break. I needed to read some fic! One night I was scrolling through FF.Net and decided it was time to start working through my 70+ fics waiting to be read. Picked a fic and I was off to the races (Something Honorable This Way Comes by ilovemori9). It was sweet and wonderful and totally the opposite of a break-up prompt. I think with the break up he was trying to do right by her, wanting her to not be held back by what was required of him. When I first started brainstorming this prompt I was going to have Kyoya lurking in the shadows waiting to take Haruhi as his own but the story wrote itself and it wrote Kyoya out of the story. I think it is better that way.
8. Broken Banner (Mori x Haruhi)
TINY HAMMER! Running joke between @ohshcscenerios and myself. This was such a fun story to write! Once I started I just had to finish. I don’t normally lean towards cute and innocent so it was a nice change of pace. Mori is held in high regard but he is, after all, a high school 3rd year. And he has a soft spot for Haruhi. Also, did you know that Mori is 6’2” while Haruhi is 5’1”? How do you accidentally kiss someone who is a foot taller than you?? So part of the issue in creating this story was how to get their mouths close enough to bump lips. I think the outcome suited the prompt. This was a two sitting story. 
9. Burning Intentions (All Characters)
The final prompt….this prompt I tell you what. I will be honest I loathed this prompt in the beginning. I was utterly at a loss as to how I was going to write this. I opened the doc, stared at the prompt and closed the doc multiple times over the span of a week. It was like that episode of Spongebob where he had to write an essay and he felt like he was doing so much work but all he did was the fancy-looking “The”. I almost gave up on it. I almost posted an apology instead of actually trying to write something. In a last-ditch effort, I pulled up Pinterest and searched the word ‘fire’. And then an idea hit me! I wrote part of it one night and finished it up the next day. This story quickly became a favorite because of the witty banter between the hosts. I was laughing at my own writing. I am now very proud of this story!
Final Thoughts & What’s Next?
Throughout the last 16 days, I have accomplished many things when it comes to writing! I went from only having posted 4 fics to now having 13 fics. Today (1/24/2020) on FF.Net Boundless Opportunities (Kyoya x Haruhi) reached 200+ views. On top of the 11,935 words I have posted I have also written an additional 9,124 words for other projects I am currently working on. That is a grand total of 21,059 words written from January 1-24! In my free time, I also finished The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins and am 13 chapters deep with The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. On top of everything else, I created a beta profile! I have done so much this month and I want to thank everyone for their support and kind words! They really do me so much to me!
January has been busy! So I am looking forward to celebrating Freedom February!! I am giving myself permission to do whatever I want in February. I still have 11 more paper books to finish as well as 100+ fanfiction stories waiting patiently waiting to be shown attention. Basically what I am saying is I want to spend more time doing other hobbies as well as work on some of my wips that I have been neglecting since I started this project. 
Speaking of wips I will be spending February obviously working on my Kasanoda x Haruhi fic but also an idea that sprung up into my head this past week produced a very interesting idea for an AU bad boy fic with Hikaru x Haruhi that has some potential to become another multi-chapter story. Too soon to say if anything will come of it but I want to keep my options open!
TL;DR: January was crazy. Lots of writing. Background information for each fic posted from the bingo prompts. A list of January achievements. Don’t expect me to post anything prolific in February. Using my free time to explore hobbies other than writing. Diving headfirst into digital and paperback stories. Hopefully, make progress on my two main unposted projects. Stay tuned for updates and questions regarding my wips. Thanks! 
Special shout out to @ohshcscenerios for helping me out so much! Half of my stories wouldn’t be nearly as good without your help!! Thanks for pushing me to write some fluff instead of just sad angsty fics! Go check out the blog for all your burning host club asks.
If you would like to read any of these fics you can find them on Tumblr, AO3, or FF.Net.
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6 Summer Adult Romances!
Click here to view the full post on my blog, or read more to find out more about these books!
Despite still feeling kinda new to the romance genre, I wanted to compile a list of some of my favorite romance novel’s I’ve read, that I think are perfect for summer.
Whether you’ll be reading on the beach or nice and comfortable in air conditioning, these books will be the perfect addition to your summer!!
Read more for descriptions of each book, plus check out my blog to see 6 YA Romances that are perfect for summer!
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THE HATING GAME BY SALLY THORNE
Page Count: 387 pages Publisher: William Morrow Release Date: August 9th, 2016 Purchase Options: Amazon, Indiebound, Barnes and Noble [ Click Here For My Full Review ]
“Lucy Hutton has always been certain that the nice girl can get the corner office. She’s charming and accommodating and prides herself on being loved by everyone at Bexley & Gamin. Everyone except for coldly efficient, impeccably attired, physically intimidating Joshua Templeman. And the feeling is mutual. Trapped in a shared office together 40 (OK, 50 or 60) hours a week, they’ve become entrenched in an addictive, ridiculous never-ending game of one-upmanship. There’s the Staring Game. The Mirror Game. The HR Game. Lucy can’t let Joshua beat her at anything—especially when a huge new promotion goes up for the taking. If Lucy wins this game, she’ll be Joshua’s boss. If she loses, she’ll resign. So why is she suddenly having steamy dreams about Joshua, and dressing for work like she’s got a hot date? After a perfectly innocent elevator ride ends with an earth-shattering kiss, Lucy starts to wonder whether she’s got Joshua Templeman all wrong. Maybe Lucy Hutton doesn’t hate Joshua Templeman. And maybe, he doesn’t hate her either. Or maybe this is just another game.”
This book is what finally pushed me into reading adult romances. Yeah, I had read a couple before this one, but this is the book that made me fall in love with the genre. I know it’s been talked about by most everyone, but if you haven’t read it yet, this summer is the perfect time (especially with the movie in the works)!
THE KISS QUOTIENT (THE KISS QUOTIENT #1) BY HELEN HOANG
Page Count: 333 pages Publisher: Berkley Release Date: June 5th, 2018 Purchase Options: Amazon, Indiebound, Barnes and Noble [ Click Here For My Full Review ]
“Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases — a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old. It doesn’t help that Stella has Asperger’s and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice — with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can’t afford to turn down Stella’s offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan — from foreplay to more-than-missionary position… Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but to crave all the other things he’s making her feel. Soon, their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic… ”
Firstly, if you aren’t a fan of series, don’t worry. This is just a series of companion novels, so you don’t have to commit to them. But trust me when I say, after reading this, you will want to. I just love this book so much. These characters are just absolutely amazing and you will not regret picking this up!
JOSH AND HAZEL’S GUIDE TO NOT DATING BY CHRISTINA LAUREN
Page Count: 309 pages Publisher: Gallery Books Release Date: September 4th, 2018 Purchase Options: Amazon, Indiebound, Barnes and Noble [ Click Here For My Full Review ]
“Hazel Camille Bradford knows she’s a lot to take—and frankly, most men aren’t up to the challenge. If her army of pets and thrill for the absurd don’t send them running, her lack of filter means she’ll say exactly the wrong thing in a delicate moment. Their loss. She’s a good soul in search of honest fun. Josh Im has known Hazel since college, where her zany playfulness proved completely incompatible with his mellow restraint. From the first night they met—when she gracelessly threw up on his shoes—to when she sent him an unintelligible email while in a post-surgical haze, Josh has always thought of Hazel more as a spectacle than a peer. But now, ten years later, after a cheating girlfriend has turned his life upside down, going out with Hazel is a breath of fresh air. Not that Josh and Hazel date. At least, not each other. Because setting each other up on progressively terrible double blind dates means there’s nothing between them…right?”
I have two Christina Lauren books on this list because I am addicted to their books. However, this one is by far my favorite of theirs. It’s a friends-to-lovers done so well, you won’t be able to put it down. I know I wasn’t able to.
RED, WHITE, AND ROYAL BLUE BY CASEY MCQUISTON
Page Count: 423 pages Publisher: St. Martin’s Griffin Release Date: May 14th, 2019 Purchase Options: Amazon, Indiebound, Barnes and Noble [ Click Here For My Full Review ]
“First Son Alex Claremont-Diaz is the closest thing to a prince this side of the Atlantic. With his intrepid sister and the Veep’s genius granddaughter, they’re the White House Trio, a beautiful millennial marketing strategy for his mother, President Ellen Claremont. International socialite duties do have downsides—namely, when photos of a confrontation with his longtime nemesis Prince Henry at a royal wedding leak to the tabloids and threaten American/British relations.
The plan for damage control: staging a fake friendship between the First Son and the Prince. Alex is busy enough handling his mother’s bloodthirsty opponents and his own political ambitions without an uptight royal slowing him down. But beneath Henry’s Prince Charming veneer, there’s a soft-hearted eccentric with a dry sense of humor and more than one ghost haunting him.
As President Claremont kicks off her reelection bid, Alex finds himself hurtling into a secret relationship with Henry that could derail the campaign and upend two nations. And Henry throws everything into question for Alex, an impulsive, charming guy who thought he knew everything: What is worth the sacrifice? How do you do all the good you can do? And, most importantly, how will history remember you?”
You all knew I would have to put this book on here. It’s my obsession. The love of my life. I know this book is getting a lot of hype right now, but let me tell you, it deserves all of it. This book is really something special. Not only is it an adorable romance with enemies-to-lovers and plenty of wit, but it’s also a powerful read that you don’t want to miss.
THE UNHONEYMOONERS BY CHRISTINA LAUREN
Page Count: 400 Publisher: May 14th, 2019 Release Date: Gallery Books Purchase Options: Amazon, Indiebound, Barnes and Noble [ Click Here For My Full Review ]
“Olive is always unlucky: in her career, in love, in…well, everything. Her identical twin sister Ami, on the other hand, is probably the luckiest person in the world. Her meet-cute with her fiancé is something out of a romantic comedy (gag) and she’s managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a series of Internet contests (double gag). Worst of all, she’s forcing Olive to spend the day with her sworn enemy, Ethan, who just happens to be the best man. Olive braces herself to get through 24 hours of wedding hell before she can return to her comfortable, unlucky life. But when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning from eating bad shellfish, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. And now there’s an all-expenses-paid honeymoon in Hawaii up for grabs. Putting their mutual hatred aside for the sake of a free vacation, Olive and Ethan head for paradise, determined to avoid each other at all costs. But when Olive runs into her future boss, the little white lie she tells him is suddenly at risk to become a whole lot bigger. She and Ethan now have to pretend to be loving newlyweds, and her luck seems worse than ever. But the weird thing is that she doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, she feels kind of… lucky.”
While Josh and Hazel’s Guide to Not Dating may be my favorite Christina Lauren book, this one is pretty close. Enemies-to-lovers, fake datings, and basically every other classic trope everyone loves found their way into this extremely fun read.
WELL MET BY JEN DELUCA
Page Count: 336 Publisher: Berkley Release Date: September 3rd, 2019 Purchase Options: Amazon, Indiebound, Barnes and Noble [ Click Here For My Review Teaser ]
“Emily knew there would be strings attached when she relocated to the small town of Willow Creek, Maryland, for the summer to help her sister recover from an accident, but who could anticipate getting roped into volunteering for the local Renaissance Faire alongside her teenaged niece? Or that the irritating and inscrutable schoolteacher in charge of the volunteers would be so annoying that she finds it impossible to stop thinking about him? The faire is Simon’s family legacy and from the start he makes clear he doesn’t have time for Emily’s lighthearted approach to life, her oddball Shakespeare conspiracy theories, or her endless suggestions for new acts to shake things up. Yet on the faire grounds he becomes a different person, flirting freely with Emily when she’s in her revealing wench’s costume. But is this attraction real, or just part of the characters they’re portraying? This summer was only ever supposed to be a pit stop on the way to somewhere else for Emily, but soon she can’t seem to shake the fantasy of establishing something more with Simon, or a permanent home of her own in Willow Creek.”
Okay, I know this one won’t be published until summer is over, but I need to mention it. It’s absolutely amazing! Seriously, it’s completely worth the wait. The relationship is so perfect, the characters are all amazing, and it takes place at a Ren Faire!!! What more could you ask for?
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What is your favorite summer romance? I really need some good recommendations!!
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lovesnob · 4 years
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♠️ SPADE WORLD ♠️
It’s time to join Ikki’s fan club! Or, is it? Much like the protagonist, Ikkis eyes never really worked on me either, but he was doomed with me from the start. I loathe the pretty boy, girls flocking around him type. The first time i saw him, he reminded me of Caesar from Princess Debut, or Shingen from Ikemen Sengoku. But he actually turns out to be a pretty decent guy, and eventually I found myself blushing. I never pick these types in otome unless I’m trying to 100% a game, so he was a nice change of pace. Ikki’s charm is not in his *INTENSE RADIANT BEAUTY*, it’s in his reflection on it, and how it affects his life. 
ANYWAY ~
You’re reading this because you’ve chosen spade world, and this guide will provide you with all his potential endings. And get ready, ‘cus this is a LONG ONE.
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As i always say, the prologue choices don;t matter terribly much and hold no real weight in the direction of the story. Do whatever you’d like until August 1st.
PROLOGUE
I see a strange-looking kid...
No, I understood...
Alright...
I appreciate it.
I think so
You might be overthinking it...
Spade World
Orion...
I can't remember anything
Bag
Yes, let's hurry
Right, let's hurry and look
August 1st
Where would you like to go?
Yes, I'll go
I would break up with him for sure
You should have ignored those other girls
You're a little too close
SAVE HERE FOR BAD END ONE
I'm fine
Could you walk me to work tomorrow?
Yes, I'll see you again
August 2nd
I'm sorry, I'll get ready quickly
Yes, please
Good morning, Ikki
I usually end up skipping it
I'm sorry, I'll try to hurry
The customer is the enemy!
Welcome back, Master
I understand, Masters
2 coffees and 1 tea
Um... I can stand by myself
See you tomorrow, Ikki
Actually, I'm not feeling well...
August 3rd
I think we crossed the railroad
Yes, sir
No, it's okay
Ikki...?
Ikki...?
August 4th
Got it. I'll stay away from him
I do want him to stop
It's okay. Don't worry about me
August 5th
...It’s still a secret
Let's chase him
I went to go get some juice
August 6th
Oh, right, I did forget. What a surprise...
What A surprise...!
It's okay, don't worry about it
What rumors have you heard?
August 7th
Are you ready for the 19th?
Do I know them?
August 8th
She really is cute
A month left for what?
Okay, I'll wait
I'd be okay holding hands...
Can I ask about Mine?
Do you dislike me, too...?
I wouldn't confess
August 9th
Please stop!
I'd definitely like to go
Select all options, I worked my way down from the top of the list.
You could be nicer about it...
That really is too harsh
I, umm...
Maybe he feels lonely living alone
August 10th
Good for you
...I'm sorry
Um, you're a little close...
...The fireworks are pretty
...Go right ahead
August 11th
I'm going out with Ikki...
What do you know?
He told me to watch out for resentful people
A Passionate Affair
No, I don't dislike it...
SAVE HERE FOR NORMAL END
Yes, I'm free
I think I'm okay for now
August 12th
How many people were going on the trip?
...I can't say more than I said before
August 13th
...
(Orion, where are you...?
(Who is that man...?)
August 14th
He's my brother!
Thank you, Ikki. That'd be nice...
Do you like me, Ikki?
Well...Okay, then
August 15th
I think he's liked me from the start
August 16th
I'll do my best!
I don't think of you as a burden...
...Okay, just wait a little while...!
Um, I'm changed and in bed now
August 17th
Is there something wrong?
Should I go over there...?
...What happened?
Do you feel better with me around...?
August 19th
I'll watch a little more
I'll pass
You can stay
Are you sad you can't participate?
August 20th
...They only worked at first
SAVE HERE FOR BAD END TWO
Not right now
This voice...
I don't believe it anymore
...
August 21st
(...I'll wait until later)
Gods can do that?
Please tell me your reasons
August 22nd
Yeah...
August 23rd
I won't know if you won't explain it
...Why are you so mad?
August 24th
Ikki will be late
What should I do?
August 25th
I'm sorry, but I'm working now...
SAVE HERE FOR BAD END FOUR
...I think I'm in love with Ikki
August 26th
...
And if your eyes worked on me...?
...You're special to me too
August 27th
I don't want to go...
August 28th
...Could you give me a hug?
August 29th
I was interested in their club activities...?
How long have you know Rika?
...Rika has threatened me
♠️ -HAPPY ENDING- ♠️
NORMAL END
-> Load save 2
August 11th
Um...
I think I'm okay for now
August 12th
How many people were going on the trip?
...I can't say more than I said before
August 13th
...
(Orion, where are you...?)
(Who is that man...?)
August 14th
A pervert! I'll call the police!
Thank you, Ikki. That'd be nice...
Do you like me, Ikki?
Well... Okay, then
August 15th
I think I'm just a passing interest
August 16th
I'll do my best!
I don't think of you as a burden...
Let me call you after I change instead
Yes, I'm in bed
August 17th
Yeah, see you tomorrow
What happened...?
Once upon a time, there lived a boy and a girl...
August 19th
Maybe I should leave...
I'll go
August 20th
...I was just pretending they didn't work
Not right now
...!!
I don't care about rumors
....Ah, um...
August 21st
(...I'll wait until later)
Gods can do that?
Please tell me your reasons
August 22nd
Yeah...
August 23rd
You looked like you were playing around
...Not really
August 24th
Ikki will be late
What should I do?
August 25th
I'm sorry, but I'm working now...
...I think I'm in love with Ikki
August 26th
Uh... Don't be so conceited...
August 27th
...I haven't decided yet
BAD END ONE
-> Load save 1
August 1st
Ahaha...
I'm fine
Did I have work tomorrow?
Could you walk me to work tomorrow?
Yes, I'll see you again
August 2nd
I'm sorry, I'll get ready quickly
Yes, please
Hi, Ikikyu
I usually end up skipping it
Yeah, I will
The customer is the enemy!
Welcome, dear customer
I understand, Masters
1 coffee and 2 teas
Um... I can stand by myself
We're not walking home together today?
Actually, I got a little lost...
I think we crossed the railroad
August 3rd
Yes, sir
No, it's okay
Ikki...?
What do you mean, challenge?
August 4th
Got it. I'll stay away from him
It's okay, I'm used to it
It was lonely walking by myself
August 5th
Nothing has changed
Let's just let him go
August 6th
Oh, right, I did forget. What a surprise...
May I get you anything, Madam?
It's okay, don't worry about it
Which rumor?
August 7th
What time was the train, again?
Do I know them?
August 8th
She really is cute
Do you think the rumor is true?
Okay, I'll wait
I'd be okay holding hands...
Can I ask about Mine?
Do you dislike me, too...?
I wouldn't confess
August 9th
Please stop!
I'd definitely like to go
Select all options, I worked my way down from the top of the list
You could be nicer about it...
That really is too harsh
I, umm...
Maybe he feels lonely living alone
August 10th
Good for you
...I'm sorry
Um, you're a little close...
...The fireworks are pretty
...Go right ahead
August 11th
I'm going out with Ikki...
What do you know?
He told me to watch out for resentful people
Dead Man's War
No, I don't dislike it...
Um...
Can I see your packing list tomorrow?
August 12th
I wonder if Ikki's fans will come, too
I think I might be falling for him...
August 13th
Who are you?
(Orion, where are you...?)
(Who is that man...?)
August 14th
He's a friend!
Thank you, Ikki. That'd be nice...
Do you like me, Ikki?
Well...Okay, then
August 15th
I think he's grown to like me now
August 16th
...I don't know
No, please stop!
BAD END TWO
-> Load save 3
August 20th
Yes
...Yes, I'll try
...Let's go to the left
BAD END THREE
-> Load save 4
August 25th
...I don't dislike him, but...
And there you have it! You’ve seen every side there is to Ikki. I’m curious to know how other people felt while playing through his route. His character left me a bit conflicted, and i stubbornly wanted to know what all the hype was surrounding him and kind of answered my own question in the end. It’s hard to wonder as the player if he really LIKES you, or if hes just into you because you're the only one whose not laying all over him begging to be his girlfriend. It’s just a game, i know, so OBVIOUSLYYYYY, he really does like our protagonist. But still! I felt that worry as if I was in her shoes. I guess that’s what makes him such a great character!
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SnK Chapter 112 Major Character Ranking Poll Results & Analysis
Hey Everyone! The results are in for my special mid-volume poll for Chapter 112! I had more participation this time than in any other previous month with more than 500 responses, so thank you all!
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I normally conduct this poll only at the end of volumes, but wanted to do a special mid-volume poll this time around due to the shocking nature of Chapter 112 - Ignorance. Eren, in particular, did/said some things that were... controversial, and I wanted to see how his ranking would be impacted. Perhaps not surprisingly, his ranking hardly suffered, and he held firmly onto his first place position. However, there were some interesting changes this time:
Levi took 2nd place from Reiner! This might be attributable to the increased focus on Levi (and his character/past) in 112. He ranked a whole average rank higher this time (one of only two characters to do so).
Mikasa ALMOST made it into the top 5 this time. It's no secret she's my favorite character, so it was a lot of fun rooting for her (and damn, I really wanted to be like SHE MADE THE TOP 5 THIS TIME GUYS). She had the largest jump from the last poll, moving from 10th to 6th. She was also almost twice as likely as last time to end up in people's top 3 characters! 111 and 112 were both amazing chapters for Mikasa, and probably two of my favorite chapters of all time for that reason.
I think we are beginning to see the rise of Gabi. She came in 15th this time, up from 18th. Her average rank improved by only .4 and she was just as likely to end up in the Top 3 as she was in the previous poll, but her likelihood to end up in the bottom 3 went down significantly (28%, down from 40%)
Armin took 3rd place this time, knocking Reiner down to 4th place. This rank increase is one of the things I expected to see (for obvious reasons. Armin might have been my MVP for 112 as a chapter)
Reiner.... fourth place... it's almost certainly the result of simply not being seen in so long. Still oof though ;_; The Warriors, in general, all took hits - Pieck, Porco, Bertholdt, and Annie all saw their average rank get a bit worse.
Historia dropped too. Hard. To be fair, the results of the 110 poll were probably much more heavily influenced by the anime, so it's understandable. She hasn't been around much in the manga, so it's hard to think of another reason for this.
Floch made his debut in my poll this month, though I wouldn't say he was very successful. He came in 2nd to last place, doing better than only Porco (for some reason ;_;).
Character Ranking Correlations
In previous months, I've looked at how specific characters' rankings seem to impact the rankings of others. I did this by looking at people who put a specific character in their top 3, and comparing that group’s rankings to the overall group. This time, I put together a correlation matrix so that we can see the bigger picture of how these characters’ rankings relate to each other. (Right click and open the chart in a new tab, unless you have crazy good vision i guess) 
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How to read this chart: Values range from –1 (perfect negative correlation) to +1 (perfect positive correlation). This being a ranking poll, there will be no perfect correlations. Instead, interpret the values in this chart such that the more negative a value, the more negatively correlated two characters are. The more positive a value, the stronger the positive correlation. Values close to zero have basically no correlation. (I’ve highlighted the strongest correlations at either end of the spectrum)
Eren and Zeke have the strongest positive correlation of any two characters, and by quite a bit. Zeke and Eren only have one other strong positive correlation each: Floch.
Pieck and Porco have the second highest positive correlation of any pair. Aww shipping intensifies
Levi has an equally strong positive correlation with both Armin and Mikasa. Armin and Mikasa also have an almost equally strong correlation to eachother.
The highest negative correlation was actually between Reiner and Connie, which was a surprise. Connie also negatively correlates with Zeke, but more so with Reiner. I’d have expected that to go the other way.
2nd place for the most negatively correlated pair is a tie between Eren/Ymir and Levi/Porco.
Pokemon Starters
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I definitely included this question for shits and giggles. I didn't really expect to find anything too interesting, but there are some cool things I noticed:
Armin!!! His overall average rank is 7.3, but amongst people who selected Bulbasaur and Pikachu, Armin performed significantly better. For perspective, Bulbasaur enthusiasts gave Armin an average rank of 5.8(coming in first place), which is better even than Eren performed in the overall rankings. Armin and Bulbasaur have the closest correlation of any character/pokemon combination. Armin performed almost as well with those who selected Pikachu, with an average rank of 6 and an overall rank of 2.
Mikasa performs best amongst people who selected Pikachu, with an average rank of 6.4 - which is a significant improvement from her overall average ranking of 8.1.
I kinda saw this coming when I added the option to select "No. Pokemon are slaves and FrEeDoM is all I care about" - but jeez. Amongst people who selected this, Eren has an average ranking of 3.8. I'm not sure I've ever seen a demographic that gives a character such an amazing ranking. lol. Found the Jaegerists! This is also the only pokemon group that put Floch higher than the overall group.
Squirtle is kinda a cool case, because people who chose this starter also tend to rank Reiner and Bertholdt better than the overall group. They both performed more than one whole average rank better here.
People who selected Eevee also tend to like Sasha and Jean a bit more, ranking them 1.5 and 1 whole average rank better than the overall group, respectively. People who selected Eevee also ranked both Jaeger brothers worse by more than 1.5 average ranks. Floch is usually with the Jaeger bros in these kinds of situations, so I was kinda interested to see that his hit wasn't nearly as bad here (only .5 average ranks worse).
This group was also the only group that did not rank Porco last. This little fact delights me.
Coffee vs. Tea
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Another just-for-fun question, with a few interesting things worth pointing out:
When it comes to personal preference, tea wins with 36% of respondents having a preference for it.
People with a preference for coffee gave Zeke a ranking that was 1.4 average ranks higher than those who prefer tea. Floch follows a similar pattern, ranking 1 average rank higher.
People who prefer tea ranked both Sasha and Annie 1.2 average ranks higher than those who prefer coffee.
Notes
The purpose of my Major Character Ranking Poll is to follow the popularity of all major characters over time, not to rank only the characters that appeared in a certain volume or chapter. For this reason, the list of characters should remain mostly the same across polls - even if a character has been dead for more than 30 chapters.
I had a lot of fun with the bonus questions this time, and I’d be open to doing some more stuff kinda like that in the future. Please let me know if you have any ideas, or if you’re curious about a question that I could perhaps help to answer with the kind of data I collect. If you’d prefer to make a suggestion anonymously, you can do that in my Tumblr ask box (link).
Previous Results: Chapter 110 Major Character Ranking Poll
Thank you to everyone who participated this time! I’ll be back with another of these in the days after the official release of chapter 114! =] 
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Michael After Midnight: Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You?
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So here’s a neat little bit of trivia: back in the 80s, my grandmother actually had her own video store. Obviously a little indie video store wasn’t gonna survive competition from something like Blockbuster or all the other options that began popping up around the time, so she ended up closing it, and my parents ended up with a lot of the VHS tapes, which of course I ended up watching. A lot of my favorite films and movies I’m really nostalgic for came from those VHS tapes, such as Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, InHumanoids: The Movie, and Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend - all great candidates for reviews. Frankly, not sure why I haven’t reviewed InHumanoids already… but I digress. I bring this all up because there is one specific VHS I want to talk about.
But first, let’s talk about Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Seuss, as you may know, is one of the greatest children’s authors of all time. The guy churned out classic after classic, creating timeless works featuring wondrous landscapes, fantastical locales, and colorful characters like the Lorax, the Grinch, and the Cat in the Hat. He’s also known for having extremely crappy films based off of his books, but that wasn’t always the case; back in the day, Seuss worked on animated specials based on his stuff, working with everyone from Chuck Jones to Ralph Bakshi. Dr. Seuss was truly a creative genius whose works have stood the test of time.
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[Except this one]
Tonight’s work is one that is actually not based on any sort of preexisting book, and was one of those bizarre VHS tapes I watched over and over as a child. And tonight’s work is one that I’m not going to review in the traditional sense; oh no, this one is getting something special. Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You? is akin to Freddie as F.R.0.7. in my mind as something it is far more fun to just explain than to truly dissect, so instead of a true review, I am going to do a sort of recap of the plot before giving you a verdict on whether this insane special is worth your time.
So, let’s get right into this:
Pontoffel Pock, our titular hero, has a job at a pickle factory, and he has the simplest job you could possibly imagine: he pushes the lever “Pushum” and pulls on the chain “Pullum” and the pickles go into the jar (as the song helpfully informs us. Oh yeah, this is a musical. That’s somewhat important). So with such a simple job, it would be pretty inconceivable to fuck it up, right? Well, that’s because you are most likely not a colossal failure on the level of Pontoffel Pock, who SOMEHOW confuses the Pushum and Pullum and ends up destroying the entire factory, which leads to him getting fired. Did I mention this was his first day and immediately before fucking up he was explained what his job was?
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[You had ONE fucking job, Pontoffel Pock]
Dejected and alone, Pock goes home and plays basketball on his roof as an homage to Clerks. Please ignore that this animation came out nearly two decades before Clerks. I would like to take a moment to point out that Pock’s house is exactly as weird and impractical a homestead as any you might see in a Seuss work - and the fact it’s a dilapidated mess because Pock can’t hold down a job only makes it even more odd. In his misery and sorrow, Pock wishes he could get away from it all… and he gets his chance, because the Amalgamated Do-Gooding Fairies come down from the heavens and grant him a magical flying piano that will take him anywhere in the world if he plays the proper notes (C, C, C, D, D#, E, for those wondering).
Gifted with this incredible magical gift, and with the entire world at his disposal, Pontoffel Pock does what any normal human being would do: he shows off and acts like a douchebag. Teleporting to Groogen, a sort of German-Switzerland mashup country, Pock freaks the locals out with his flying piano, and gets shot down by their paint cannon known as the Goomy Gun, because nothing in a Dr. Seuss work can have a normal name. Pock returns home, and naturally McGillicuddy, the head fairy, is pissed as fuck at Pock for being a douchey show-off and nearly wrecking the piano right off the bat.
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[Dunno what he expected from the moron who wrecked a pickle factory]
Thankfully, McGillicuddy is a kind and merciful fairy, a bit more Seelie than Unseelie. He gives Pock one more chance, so the question now becomes: How can Pock fuck this up? Well let’s find out as he travels to Casbahmopolis, the Seuss version of the Middle East. Considering what a colossal moron Pock is, it should surprise absolutely no one that he falls in love with the first scantily clad belly dancer woman he sees; that girl is Neefa Feefa, who contrary to the previous sentence is NOT a belly dancer, but rather an… eyeball dancer. No, she doesn’t dance on eyeballs, she’s just dressed in an outfit that covers everything but her eyes. It’s kind of an amusing parody of belly dancers.
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[Behold, the greatest waifu of all time]
Lucky for Pock, Neefa Feefa is the only woman in the world as stupid as him, and she immediately falls for him as well. Unfortunately, she’s stuck fucking dancing for the king, a job she hates, and she wishes she could get away from it all. To her credit, she actually has a real, genuine reason to want to get out of her current position, unlike Pontoffel “First World Problems” Pock. Pock seems to realize this, and in one of his exceedingly rare moments of badassery, singlehandedly infiltrates the palace of the king to save this girl he barely knows. Sure, it’s stupid and cliche, but so far Pock has been nothing but be a showboating weenie; here he goes Solid Snaking his way through a palace full of armed guards to save a woman, that takes some pretty big balls.
Of course, this is Pontoffel Pock we’re talking about; he manages to fuck things up somehow. The guards manage to bust the Homing Pigeon Switch of his piano, which would allow him to zap right back to the dump he calls a house, and when he tries to go somewhere else Neefa Feefa slips into the clutches of the guards and the piano goes on the fritz, leading Pock to desperately try any keys he can in an attempt to get back. At this time, the fairies are getting worried, seeing as they haven’t heard from Pock in ages, and so set out on a massive manhunt to find him, singing “Pontoffel Pock, Where the Fuck Heck Are You?” This is the part where our hero finally triumphs. Pock suddenly out of the blue remembers the proper switch and zaps back to save his imprisoned beloved, so of course… he crashes the piano into the tower.
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[Pictured: A man who can do literally nothing right]
Neefa Feefa sends out a prayer, and thankfully it is heard by the fairies, who descend from the heavens and save everyone’s ass. Pontoffel Pock’s quest to get some poon seemingly impresses the boss at the pickle factory, because not only is Pock rehired, but Neefa Feefa gets hired there too, and apparently the dress codes are extremely lax there as she gets to wear her eyeball dancer outfit to work. Pock manages to get away scot free despite fucking everything up and manages to get a hot girl and a stable job, so I guess the moral of the story is “Going to great lengths to get pussy will make up for all of your constant fuckups.”
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[Huh. I guess The Lorax was right]
So that was Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You? and I think it goes without saying this is one weird, quirky, and unique animated story. It’s not very long and is a bit corny and cliche, and the shortness doesn’t do much favors to the story as it leads to things feeling a bit rushed, but quite frankly it all adds to the silly, Seussy charm. The animation, the designs, and just all the wacky creativity on display here is Seuss at his best, and frankly it’s hard to hate a story of a man who fucks up his pickle factory job and gets a magical flying piano from fairies so that he can score with a belly dancer.
I really wish this was more well-known than it is. God knows this deserves it. It’s just so charmingly weird. If you like weird and silly animated things or the work of Dr. Seuss, this is something to check out, though if you’re a huge fan of the latter you may already know this. I don’t think this is really something that deserves to be held up alongside the greats like The Grinch or The Lorax, but I think it deserves an honorable 3rd place alongside those two; this is an underrated obscure gem if there ever was one.
Now I’m going to sit back and pray that this review becomes popular enough to get people to draw Neefa Feefa porn.
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[Real talk: This is the only reason I wrote this review]
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Killer Killer. teaser
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⌲Genre: SerialKiller!au | Thriller!au | Detective!au  ⌲Pairing: Namjoon x Yoongi x OC ⌲Summary: She’s pulled from her dull assignments as a medical/crime investigator and put on a case with two peculiar fellas. The case gets more and more complicated as they try to unravel it’s mysteries..
a/n: Should I give this oc a name? I was thinking about it...
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“Ah ha!” A young child with wonder-filled eyes gasped happily, holding a broken toy dog under the playground slide. Instead of playing duck-duck-goose, the little girl was determined to find out who broke Camila’s toy dog and left it here. She ran to the teacher, presented her evidence and found the culprit. That one day shaped the path of her life as a whole, she wanted to solve murder crimes. Quite the profession for a little girl. But that’s what she did. When she went to college, she had one goal, solve mysteries and crimes.
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“As you can see,” Medical examiner, Amanda Baker, pointed to the horrific burns on the deceased body, the eager M.E’s to be were watching as she determined this corpses cause of death “he was burned, yes. But that’s not the cause of death. I found traces of a deadly amount of arsenic in his liver, a case like this is one the detectives would love.” She was all suited up so she wasn’t worried about the disease-ridden body she was displaying. With the soft click of your shoes, you peeked into the room to see your colleague giving her students raw training with the less than appealing deceased. 
You swallowed before entering the room, being that you’ve dealt with graphic crime scenes many times before, this shouldn’t phase you. “Excuse me, do you have a minute?” 
“Sure, we were just finishing up. Class, feel free to take notes on the board.” She dismissed the students and went to the sink to wash up and discard the mask.
"What’s up?” 
"There's a case that the corporation has been really hush-hush about and I was wondering if you knew anything about it.” You two walked side by side through the spacious hall on the way to her office.
“I wouldn’t know Y/L/N, I haven’t been out in the field for a while. I’ve been teaching more than anything these days.” She pulled off her coat with an exhausted sigh, idly she took her multiple hairpins out of her ear-length hair. 
You sat in one of her designated relaxation chairs for when she had to work late and you unbuttoned your uncomfortable collar shirt a bit. “Aw...”
“Why are you trying to snoop on someone else's case anyway? You’ve got assignments almost every week.” Baker knew your tenacity, you always looked for the case that would put you on the map.
“Yeah, but those are mostly local cases about break-ins and it’s been slow lately...” You exhaled.
“You should be glad, that means fewer people are getting murdered, less body for me to examine.” She laughed, skimming through her files to make sure she has her to-do list aligned for the next workday.
“I don’t only do murders, sometimes I do missing person cases...I don’t know, I guess I’m feeling like a private in an army full of generals.” You confessed. “Everyone on the 3rd floor are snobs and take all the good cases.” 
Not like you’d really know what went on up there.
“What’s so special about the 3rd floor? We go up there all the time for briefing sessions and it seems pretty normal to me.” She knew that what went on up there was ‘Top Secret’ and people like you, weren’t qualified enough. You thought that was preposterous, not qualified enough? That’s B.S. You knew the reason behind not being allowed in the cases, your supervisor was a butthole and that was the only sensible reason.
“You know they’re lying to us, that's what corporations like this do, they lie to everyone except the inside man. I didn’t go to school to be a reporter but that’s what they have me do!” You got up and buttoned your blouse. “I signed up for this job to be out in the field, with the big league. Not behind a desk, in an uncomfortable chair and conducting research on crime scenes that have already been picked over. I’m a forensic scientist, not Lois Lane.”
“Take it easy, y/n, you’ll get your big break, I’m sure of it.” She put on her jacket, grabbed her bag and keys and began to walk out to the lobby. “Just hang in there, goodnight.” She bid you farewell.
“I’ll see you tomorrow Amanda, goodnight.” You waved goodbye and walked to the elevator with a plan in mind. 
You pressed the dingy arrow button and waited. Most people were headed home since it was around 7 p.m and people had families to get to. Ding. The elevator opened and quickly got in and started pushing the close button in case someone was trying to catch it, you didn’t feel like awkward silence right now. When you stopped at your intended destination you saw that some of your co-workers were still here but just a few. You turned to your right and began walking towards your little office. Just as you were about to enter the room, you heard hushed whispering coming from the office across from yours—of course, you had to eavesdrop a little. Since it was fairly vacant, you got on your hands and knees, put your ear to the side of the door and listened.
“I can’t take it anymore.” You heard a low voice say through presumably clenched teeth.
“The hours are ridiculous, I wasn’t trained for work like that and I don’t work in the field! I won’t do it. Why don’t you ask someone else?” 
That was Amir Perez doing all that whining...
“Because you’re my nephew and I want you to succeed. It’s not every day that we let Unit 2 people in on cases like this.”
You knew he wasn’t here because of his ‘fine set of qualifications’, he’s here because his uncle AKA your boss, is doing the family a favor. It was a bit of an understatement to say that you’re pissed. He’s been giving that guy all the good cases and he doesn’t even want them! 
“I'm sorry, but I’m going home.” He suddenly slung the door open and you stood up in a frenzy to get to your office without being seen, not that they were paying any attention to you.
“Amir, wait!” You watched your boss scramble to follow the unmotivated 21-year-old take the stairs down but when he realized he wasn’t stopping he cursed.
“Damn it, that lazy kid.” He began to massage his temples, what was he going to do? He told the team he’d get someone from this unit, his first pick just walked out the meeting is in 5 minutes. Meanwhile, you stood in your doorway as if to see if he was going out or not. 
“You.” You looked wide-eyed when he pointed directly at you with a hesitant expression, this is my only option.
“Me?” You wanted to make sure he was talking to you.
“Come with me.” 
He started walking and you didn’t hesitate to follow him, this might be what you’ve been waiting for since you started this job. You looked around to see where he was taking you and he went opened the door to a flight of stairs that you’ve never even seen before. He went up to a large white door and pressed his hand to a tablet on the wall. When you saw that you were about to unload a million questions. But when that door opened, your heart fell straight into your stomach. 
“Woah...” You knew the facility was huge but this was massive. It looked like a completely different place in here. There was state of the art computers, file rooms that were being skimmed through by the file organizers, there was even a large vault all the way across the room that you couldn’t even imagine what was in it. You looked around and saw that every office had a stately looking name on it, the more experienced detectives must work up here.
“Sir, what is this place?” You followed him around like a kid in the candy store, eager to find something to get into.
“This is Unit 5, it is not to be disclosed to anyone under Unit 5 clearance, you’re the exception.” He dreaded saying that. “I brought you here because you are now taking Amir’s position in this case.” 
You couldn’t believe it. “Seriously?” You nearly squealed with excitement. “I get to work up here with-”
“Don’t get too excited kid.” He cut you off. 
“Hey,” He went up to some guy working at a desk, “Get her a badge with all Unit clearance.” He left you standing alone after the command and the guy gave him a speedy ‘yes sir.’
“Okay, follow me to that room over there.” The guy got up from behind his computer and followed you to the room. “Stand in front of that background and in five seconds it will automatically take the photo.” He adjusted his glasses and waited for you.
“Okay.” You scurried over to stand in front of the wall and in seconds the picture was taken with a flash.
“Alrighty then, I’ll get this laminated and you just wait at my desk.” You went to his desk and waited for maybe a minute or so and he was back with two badges; one being a card and the other being a lanyard.
“Here you go, Miss.” He handed them to you and you stared at them in awe, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for...
“Thank you.” You put one around your neck and the other in your pocket with an uneasy exhale you went to find your boss. And on your quest to find him you saw a room with a bunch of pictures and evidence and you smiled as if it fed your inner investigator.
“Gather around everyone.” He spoke loudly and people scattered like ants to the middle of the room. You didn’t know where to stand or who to stand with so you tried to stand next to him but got booted out of the way—you settled for the far right of the circle of people you can’t say you’ve seen before. 
“As you all may know, we have a sensitive case that needs the assistance of a Unit 2 member.” He made eye contact with you. “This is Y/F/N, she’ll be working with Min and Kim on this assignment.” 
“Hello...” You gave a tight-lipped grin to those around you but you looked around for the two he called Min and Kim but they were nowhere to be seen.
“As for everyone else, resume what you were doing and have a good night.” He left through the main exit and you stood there excited but slightly lost. You inhaled and exhaled—stay confident, introduce yourself and do what you do best—that’s what your parents would say. You were still a bit confused about who to talk to but at this point, you were just happy to be here.
Some random guy with prominent dimples and a soft face came out of nowhere and extended his hand, “Kim Namjoon.” He smiled. “Nice to meet you, partner.” You returned his gesture with a firm handshake and boy, was he tall and handsome—you checked off your mental career-list, sweet coworker—check.
“Nice to meet you too.” You smiled. “I hope you don’t mind but, could you fill me in on what all of this is? I’ve never seen this place before and to be honest, I don’t know what my job is in all of this.” 
“Unit 5 is the highest level in the corporation, we deal with everything from serial killers to speculated alien abduction, you name it, we’ve done it. For our case, we don’t have all the details yet, but we do know it was across town and we’ll be sent out there bright and early tomorrow morning.” He explained as you followed him to his office, he was wrapping up for the day. “The location is in this file, don’t lose it.” He opened his drawer and handed you the beige folder.
“Alright, sounds good.” You nodded in agreement. “By the way, where is um- Min?” 
“Min Yoongi? He left earlier than normal today, he’ll be at the site in the morning.” He pulled on his jacket and left with a smile. “See you tomorrow.”
“See you.” You waved goodbye as your other hand loosely held the folder. You watched as he walked out of that door and you wanted to scream in excitement, but you kept your cool. There were still some people working on their important cases and some of them glanced up at you curiously—that was your cue to go. Even though he said there wasn’t much on the case, you knew he was being secretive about some of it. So, like the skilled professional you are, you decide to go get a little more information. When you looked around, you saw the file room was unoccupied, so you made your way into the dimly lit room. You opened up the file and saw there was no identified suspect yet, the case explicitly stated that visiting the site was required to finish the case file. It read file 19382, not an actual name, that was test file title so it wasn’t that relevant. He gave you an unofficial file. 
“Of course.” You had a feeling that he was a bit too welcoming. Besides that, you knew how to find an undocumented file. You dug through the drawer that was basically empty, the file in the very front was the most recent. To find the one you’re looking for, you just needed to look a few files from it.
“Bingo.” You made sure no one was watching you before pulling it out to look it over, it was a thin file. It read, Woman reports erratic banging on her door in the middle of the night. She fears she’s being watched. Police have inspected the area and waited to see if the culprit would reveal themselves but that was unsuccessful. 
“Interesting...” You read further, The next day, the woman was sent to the hospital for carbon monoxide poisoning caused by an unknown source. In critical condition. You heard shuffling outside the door so you took that as a sign to beat it. You snapped a quick photo of the file and stuck it back in its rightful home. 
The fire has been ignited in you and this case will consume your life for as long as it takes to solve it. 
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Moonstruck Part 9
Brett Talbot x Mermaid!reader
Summary: After the scrimmage and the attempts on your lives you encounter more of Beacon Hills population.
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You heard other shouting and yelling you were able to pick out a few words like kill and other things you were not appreciative of.  
You got up and stumbled towards the lights in the other room. You heard some banging as you rounded the corner and leaned against the door frame. Brett was running towards you when a guy punched him and he fell unconscious.
“I guess I still have a little werewolf strength myself.” His eyes glowed blue unlike Brett’s they had a cold color.
“Hey Doc I don’t think he’s breathing.”
The older gentlemen came over and used a scalpel to cut open his chest. A small amount of yellow gas came out and you heard him catch his breath. You collapsed to the floor next to him and blacked out again.
3rd person P/O/V
“Do you hear that?” Stiles put his ear near Brett to listen to what he was muttering.
“Three things cannot long be hidden. The sun, the moon, the truth.” Deaton piped up after he listened for a few moments.
“Satomi.” Derek and Peter said looking at each other.
Peter soon after left probably because he didn’t really care all that much.  
“Okay doc what about her? She’s not looking to good.” Stiles pointed at the girl who had collapsed next to Brett on the floor.
“Can you put her on the table and clean up some of that blood if it’s any worse than it looks we should take her to a hospital.” Stiles and Derek lifted the girl up onto the table before Stiles used a piece of gauze with some rubbing alcohol.
Stiles stopped in a few seconds to look at the bizarre manifestation on the table. Derek and Deaton were helping Brett into a back room so he could rest after the Wolfbane.
“Derek, Deaton I think you should come look at this.” They both walked in as Stiles asked to see the girl there, with a tail. Not an animal tail but a mermaid tail.
“Well that’s new even for me.” Derek piped up from beside Deaton.
“I guess hospital is not an option.” The girl started to move
Your P/O/V
You woke up on a cold metal table pushing yourself up on your elbows. Looking down you could see your tail hanging off the edge of the table and beyond it three curious sets of eyes.
“Where am I? Where’s Brett?” You were ready to try and fight your way out if you had to.
“Okay calm down, we’re here to help.”
“How is doing this helpful?” You gestured towards your tail. You reached a hand out and used your powers to dry off.
“My name is Deaton, I am a veterinarian. We promise we are not here to hurt you.” He walked towards you and you jumped up on the table so your legs were beneath you. You crouched down defensively ready to make a move if any of them moved defensively.
“Where is Brett?” You lowered your voice in an attempt to sound slightly more intimidating.
“Brett’s in the other room recovering.”
“How do you know about us?” You slowly climbed down on the other side of the table so it was between you and the three men. You knew you could probably take on the skinny one and the old man but the other one was a wild card.
“Look we only know about Brett because of the deadpool.” The one with the broad shoulders and dark hair walked towards you. “My name is Derek. I’m a werewolf too. I was born a werewolf.”
“Like Brett,” you muttered under your breath. “And you’re sure he’s safe here?”
“Yes he will be. We need to make sure you’re okay you hit your head pretty bad and lost a lot of blood.”
“Let me see Brett first.”
The older man gestured for you to follow him you walked around the table to follow him into a back room. Brett was lying down on a makeshift bed made of chairs with a blanket draped over him as you saw his chest rise and fall rhythmically. Deaton reached out towards you and guided you back into the main room. He had you sit in the table while he took a good look at your wounds.
“I never asked what is your name?”
“I’m Y/N,” You looked over to the other side of the room where Derek and Stiles were having a very animated conversation.
“Some very special abilities you have there. In all my years of interacting with the supernatural I have never meet a mermaid.”
“We’re not as rare as you might imagine. Most of us live in the sea, well born mermaids that is. I ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and this happened.”
“That’s very unusual.” Derek walked over to you with his arms crossed over his chest.
“We need to find the rest of Brett’s pack to worn them.”
“I’m sorry I don’t know much actually. I actually just transferred to Devenford a few days ago. I found out about Brett on accident I don’t know much other than he called his Alpha Satomi.”
“Alright I’ll figure something out if he doesn’t wake up soon.”
“Can someone drive me back to the place the game was my car is there.” You looked around for your phone. “Has anyone seen my phone? It was in my purse.”
“You didn’t have a purse on you when we found you passed out in the locker room.”
“Do you have Brett’s phone I need to call someone?” Stiles walked off and came back with Brett’s gym bag. You reached in and found his phone, when the screen lit up it had several missed calls and texts from Lori.
You quickly dialed her number and she picked up immediately.
“Brett thank god. What happened? Where are you? Wheres Y/N? Are you alright?”
“Lori calm down it’s me I am with Brett.” You heard her let out a sigh of relief.
“Are you still at the other school?”
“Well Brett was my ride so yeah and I have your purse you left it in the bleachers.”
“Okay I will meet you there in a few minutes.” You hung up and put Brett’s phone back in his bag.  You walked past the rest of the guys to the room where Brett was asleep.
“I have to go Brett, I have to watch out for Lori just like you asked I’ll be back in the morning okay?” You placed a gentle kiss to his forehead before tucking his bag under one of the chairs and leaving the room.
“Alright who is bringing me back to my car my friend is waiting for me.” For some reason you had the urge to protect Lori with your life. With that it included her secret.
“I’ll take her Derek are you okay?” Stiles looked over at Derek as he was chatting with Deaton. Derek didn’t say a word but Stiles somehow got an answer from just his expression. Stiles lead you outside to a blue jeep and opened the passenger side door for you before rushing around to the other side to get in and drive.
“So how did you become a mermaid? Were you born a mermaid? If you’re from Australia why don’t you have an accent? Do you transform with water or is it any liquid? Can you fight? What kind of powers do you have?” He kept bombarding you with questions without pausing for you to answer.
“What are you? Actually better question who are you?” You turned so you were facing him as he drove, slightly erratically, towards the high school.
“My name is Stiles,” He looked over at you as you gave him a stern look. “I’m human.”
“You do know i’m supposed to kill any land people who find out about me right?”
“Land people?”
“You live on land so thus you are a land person. Why should I trust you?”
“For one I helped save you and your dickhead of a boyfriend's life from an assassin tonight.” You started laughing and put your hands to your face to try and muffle the sound.
“You think me and Brett are dating? You did hear the part when I said I just transferred here a few days ago correct?”
“Then why did you freak out so much when you were both injured huh? You practically dragged your half conscious body to his before passing out on the floor, partly on top of him I might add.”
“Um…” You didn’t want to mention Lori because then she could be at risk as well but you definitely didn’t want the to think you would date Brett, especially because he was cute. Annoying and a bit hyperactive but he was definitely cute. “I was worried he’s one of my only friends here, can’t make a whole lot of friends when about half your life is keeping a secret.” He pulled up into the parking lot next to your car, the only car left at this hour. You pushed open the creaky metal doors as you saw Lori rushing towards you. You looked up at her and kinda signaled for her to stay hidden in the shadows for now and she seemed to understand.
He sat in the car almost waiting for you to leave but Lori had your keys. You walked over to the gas cap and pulled out your spare so you could unlock the doors.
You got inside and he waved at you before pulling out of the lot. Lori was in the passenger seat in an instant.
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