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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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rick riordan off the shits

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me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.

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because this account isnt my main, i cant get the boop badges. is this the catch? the cruelty in the prank? show me something i can't help but desire but keep it forever out of reach?

#boop #april fools #caitsbooks

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count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

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hold on a second man…

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monarchy has no real purpose and should be abolished irl but im a slut for royal families in fiction. the politics. the intrigue. families divided by the eyes of a nation. the pressure of children told from birth that they are born to rule, born for only one purpose. the stifling of empathy and real bonds and love. the loneliness when all eyes are on you. it’s so inherently tragic and yet everyone involved is terrible because that’s all they can be. gimme.

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ok obsessed with this one too

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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

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Knowing how Hades is in the show now it’ll be really funny to see him and Nico interact bc Nico will be all Dark and Depressed in the underworld and Hades will just be like “son… please… you’re killing the vibe”

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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

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“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there