#screw it I'm doing it

[silvernmoonshipping-is-love]

Loneliness/Leaf, trying not to blush: So, uh... what do you look for in a woman? Lost Silver: Her boyfriend.

#incorrect quotes #when you find out your crush is gay af oof #I'm lowkey afraid of not tagging my ship #because literally any Silver ship outside of silvernmoon is a notp/squick of mine- #pokepasta #pokemon creepypasta #source: tumblr #shitpost #crack #creepypasta #gaming creepypasta #lost silver #gamepasta #gamingpasta #abandon loneliness #drownedsilver #screw it I'm doing it #silvernmoonshipping #lost drowned

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[reasonsforhope]

You don't need to believe that people as a whole are good or well-intentioned to be an optimist about fixing climate change.

A lot of the time, it's enough to trust in this: people hate being screwed over. And even more than that, they hate feeling screwed over.

Climate change is actively screwing over almost every single person on this planet, whether they know it or not. We just need to keep making sure that people do know that they're getting screwed over, along with all their loved ones, and who's doing it.

Spite and righteous anger will honestly do a lot of the rest.

#hope #good news #hope posting #climate change #climate optimism #life #not news #advice #me #human nature #like. obviously this is imho. but also I'm genuinely convinced that I'm right #spite and anger are powerful motivators #there are scientists who argue that anger's whole evolutionary purpose #is to keep us from being screwed over #because that's so vital to our survival #and what's more vital to our survival than a liveable planet??? #channel your anger into action #do not let anyone tell you that optimism or being an activist or being part of a healthy community means never being angry #that is so so untrue #and if you find a way to channel your anger and pain and grief to do GOOD in the world #to help people #then that will also do a lot to stop your emotions from eating you up inside #hopepunk #anger #spite #optimism #hopeposting #humanity

[shantechni]

"Don't get used to it🙄" YOU'RE BOTH ALREADY USED TO IT, SHUT UP SHADOW

And this is all just from the first new episode, he is not kidding anyone🤨

#notice how sonic was ready to dodge the shard long before shadow jumped in💀i can't with him #sonadow #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime s3 #sth #sonic #do not perceive how i screwed up the second to last clip—i'm in a rush rn

[thresholdbb]

*this isn't about them

#star trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #Ferengi #rb for sample size #I'm so curious the propaganda's gonna be good #who strikes the best balance of maximizing profit and not screwing you over while still being cool enough to do business with #i have suspicions but we'll see what the people say

[carouselunique]

Cinch had three charges in her care once, Celestia entrusted her with the day-to-day care of Prince Blueblood, the new Princess Cadence and her student Sunset Shimmer - running a kingdom is difficult enough alone without three young ponies to look after - so when Celestia is absent (often) that means Cinch was in charge of these three ponies. And while the matron of the castle was always rigid about rules and wanted her three charges to uphold her reputation and to build their own budding reputations high, she cared about them very much. You'd have to, spending your time with the same three young ponies for so long, guiding and teaching them to be their best...

By the time Ditzy came into the picture, Cinch was down to two charges. She refused to fail them the way she failed...

Well, with one down, there were two left and she cared so much she wouldn't let anyone ruin them, especially not themselves. Surely they would come to realize Cinch was only helping.

#my sketches #my little pony #mlp #equestria girls #eqg #sunset shimmer #abacus cinch #Princess Celestia #prince blueblood #ditzy doo #princess cadence #mlp fim #mlpfim #mlp g4 #my little pony friendship is magic #swap six #side stars au #(Doubt anyone will read the tags but if you do some bonus lore: #Sunset leaving meant Celestia decided to take over caring for her new student completely to try and fix her mistakes #so that's why Twilight isn't Cinch's responsibility and why she doesn't care for that one and whatever happens to her #but if Cinch was in the picture for Twilight she would NOT approve of her actions #not morally speaking Cinch is pretty firmly amoral #but Twilight would probably be a humiliating blight on her already tenuous reputation #so y'know - that's why Cinch is bothered with Blueblood and Cadence but not Twily) #Cinch is not a good person and she will not be receiving a redemption once things fall apart - she definitely screwed up these kids #but she does legitimately care about them its just she is such a damaged old mare that her help hurts them more often - her redemption #if she gets one - will definitely be therapy or sumn... #(also sorry for the art absence losing a big platform depressed me and also I'm a busy person but fuck it we ball)

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the ritz-

crowley, glances over at aziraphale: I saw you. telling off the demons in the bookshop

aziraphale, rolls his eyes: yes, well, someone had to. they were being very rude

crowley: yeah

crowley: ...

crowley, clears his throat: you could...do it more often

aziraphale, confused: um, okay. the next time a horde of angry demons invades my bookshop, I'll sort them out

crowley: no, I mean...take control

aziraphale: ...

crowley: whenever you want something. just...do it again

aziraphale: ...

crowley, sighs: I'm just saying you never speak to me like that

aziraphale, frowns: well, of coruse not. why would I?

crowley, deflated: never mind

aziraphale, thinking: do you want me-

crowley: yes

aziraphale: ...

crowley, innocent: if you want. whatever

aziraphale: well, I suppose I could think of something to...tell you off about

crowley, already paying: if you insist, angel

#*the bookshop* crowley waiting: angel... / az at his desk surrounded by screwed up papers: shhh I'm thinking / crowley: ... #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics #how do you follow a 5k note post? not like this

[screwpinecaprice]

I have no idea where they are tbh.

Anyways, taking a few days hiatus from drawing anything digitally to rest my eyes longer. So the requests queue are on hold until the end of the weekend.

#connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #my shiz #su #Yeah. It's my own doing anyway. I look at a screen at work. And then look at a screen at home. And STILL #procrasticate getting anti radiation glasses and upgrading my correction glasses. lol #Real big brain move right there. RIP #I'm not only constantly tired I now am also constantly wanting to throw up. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #This drawing had been in my folders for a while. There was a reason why I didn't finish or upload this but I can't remember why??? #Anyway. Screw you past me anyway. I'm posting this now then go to bed.lol

[carionto]

We fail alone, we excel together

Formations are a staple of effective drills, training, and practice in every military across the Galaxy. They are a showcase of unity, leadership, trust, and loyalty. And fancy outfits. Gotta go for a style victory when actual wars are quite uncommon.

Humans are pretty good at this sort of thing. Not the best, as there is always some inconsistency, somebody doing their own thing, or improvising a solution to a fumble. Honestly, theirs are one of the more interesting to watch. It takes a lot of effort for some to conform to a herd style behavior, and it shows.

One time, a soldier tripped and was about to drop their knife, but thinking quickly, they began to juggle it, along with an ammo magazine and a sidearm they quickly pulled out. Aside from surprising everyone with their juggling skills, the surrounding soldiers noticed immediately, and, without a word, began to juggle with the same items as well.

But it wasn't chaotic - first, once the first loop was done, the soldiers in front, behind and to the sides of the first one started juggling in sync, and with each completed loop it spread the same way, creating this beautiful expanding diamond effect.

Not everyone was equally skilled, of course, and some ripples started to appear. However, since they all knew how long until the current parade music ended, the soldier in the center of the formation, not the original one, stopped juggling, and with each loop the inner layers also stopped. When the final corner soldiers put all the items in their place, the song also came to an end and a new one took its place.

Afterwards, we heard the colonel of that battalion issued an official reprimand for not following the rehearsed performance. Unofficially he praised them, as he himself had been approached by a general about this "surprise addition" and admired his "unorthodox thinking" and "proactive decision making". The colonel obviously lied and gleefully (well, as gleeful as a gritty military veteran with lofty ambitions can get) accepted the praise and promised to deliver other surprises in the future when they would prove most effective.

Big nonsense exchange of words that simply meant the soldiers doing all the actual doings would now have to actually prepare some kind of new and impressive feat. If there is one thing you can rely on, is higher ups turning everything you do into more work...

#carionto #humanity fuck yeah #humans are deathworlders #humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #sometimes I don't know if all of these tags actually apply #but I'm now too reluctant to figure out what is more correct #so basically screw it #correct me if i'm wrong #like actually do correct me when I'm wrong about stuff #it helps

[electrozeistyking]

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS—

THESE COOL FOLKS DUBBED SHE'S GONE AND HOLY CRAP N'S VA WENT HARD. Also, Tessa's VA absolutely NAILED the delivery exactly like how I was picturing in my head, and THE FACT THEY NAILED HER VOICE ALTOGETHER???? GOD I LOVE COMIC DUBS

#murder drones #the comic is mine but the voice work obviously isn't! #one minor screw up with n's failure monologue but WHO CARES? THIS BUCKING SLAPS #murder drones tessa #murder drones n #solveruzi au #comic dub #murder drones comic dub #i'm super giddy can you tell #don't worry i asked for consent on sharing this link #i wouldn't wanna do it rudely or inconsiderately #she's gone comic #Youtube

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[tapakah0]

I HAVE NO IDEA IF I'M FITTING FOR THIS I HAVE 0 PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WORK WITH SOMEONE WITHOUT EXPERIENCE?? I MEAN I AM READY TO DO SOMETHING IF I CAN DO IT BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT I REALLY CAN DO SOMETHING FOR IT I HAVE TIME, ENOUGH TIME, I DON'T NEED MONEY, BUT I'M JUST SCARED THAT IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE AND LACK IN A LOT OF THINGS I AM AN ENJOYER OF THIS SERIES, NOT A CREATOR, I AM EXITED TO SEE THINGS FOR IT, I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS GOOD OF ME TO GET INSIDE OF IT LIKE THIS

#JUST LISTEN #I'M SCARED TO TAKE ON SOMETHING #Sorry for so much caps I am still very emotional #I'm scared that I might screw something #I'm scared that I might not get something right #I'm scared to disappoint #I want to make my work good #that means time effort passion experience #The only things I might fit for is... animation?.. but again I'm pretty sure there's not just a sketchy kind of line #These things are literally more complicated than they look like #because they need to be clean for final product and bigger screens #In their recent animation IT'S JUST DID YOU SEE IT?? COME ON??? #I think I'm better as a watcher because it is VERY complicated to work with a non experienced human being #Sorry it all might sound strange HA-HA you see I am so ready to do something for it #but what I literally can do for it?? That's another question because I will need to be led in EVERYTHING I'm a nood that will need a teache #and it will be HELL

[achairwithapandaonit]

old man gets laughed at. A terrible slight on his honour

#my art #bsd #fukuran #bsd ranpo #bsd fukuzawa #drew this a WHILE ago but I was sort of afraid to post it cause this fandom really doesn't like this ship #like what do you mean there's a pretty old man and I'm not allowed to ship him with my favourite character. Booo! #like I get why it might squick people considering their backstory but also ):< why forsake the funniest interpretation #it's simply funniest if ranpo is screwing the boss. This guy's got the whole agency wrapped around his finger letting him play up his whole #office cat life

[mono-socke]

Day 5: Pills

'there's gotta be enough squips for-' 'the entire school!'

yeah, just take this

#be more chill #the squip #squip #jeremy heere #squipril #squipril 2024 #me doing art #screw compositions and lightning #i could've done better and i know it but i'm unfortunately lazy #drawing this was fun though #:>

[becca-e-barnes]

I've been writing my dissertation like that gif of the cat frantically slamming a keyboard (you know the one) but it's got me thinking about professor Bucky and how he might incentivise you to get your work done for his class 😏

"You're not getting an extension. Don't even think about e-mailing me for one." The hardest part of dating your lecturer isn't actually the sneaking around; it's that he's a hell of a lot tougher on you than the rest of the class.

"But Bucky I-" You begin but he cuts you off and you know by the look on his face that there's no point pressing it.

"No. You're more than capable and you've got plenty of time to get it done. You don't need an extension, you need to apply yourself."

God, he's annoying. You know you can do it, you never said you couldn't. You just don't want to. There's a massive difference.

He pulls his copy of the required reading out of his bag, setting it on the desk beside your laptop and it takes everything in you not to bury your head in your hands.

"There. I've helped you enough." He nods towards the textbook but when you don't move, he flicks through the pages with a sigh, leaving it open at the chapter you know you should start with.

You sit there for another few seconds in a foul mood, mentally preparing yourself to sit here for the next few hours.

"How about I help you? I get the impression you need an incentive." He knows you too well, there's nothing more motivating than a little treat. "You have 12,000 words to write. For every 1,000 you write this week, I'll give you an orgasm."

Maybe you should complain about his assignments more often.

"Deal." Hell, if you'd known this was coming, you'd have started ages ago.

"Good girl." He laughs, amused at the rate at which your fingers begin to dance over the keyboard.

Getting started isn't too hard. You type out a quick plan of your chapters, dropping in the sources you know you'll need before starting your introduction and with your focus on your work, you hardly notice Bucky sinking to his knees under the desk.

You feel his warm, open mouthed kisses trailing up your thighs under your skirt and his soft groans drag your attention away from the laptop.

"Don't stop working." He insists, licking your sex through your cotton underwear, letting you enjoy the delicious friction on your cunt. "You're almost at the first thousand and it reads well so far." You feel his hot breath against the now wet cotton while one of your hands falls to tug his hair.

"If you stop typing, I stop licking." He threatens, pulling your panties to the side, gliding his tongue against your skin and groaning at the taste of your arousal.

You have just over 200 words until you reach your first thousand and it should be so easy but it becomes even harder when he sinks two fingers into you and you're able to hear how wet you are already.

His lips engulf your clit, sucking gently while flicking his tongue in vertical strokes in time with his fingers curling inside you. "Such a smart girl. I'm so proud of you." He hums before giving you a few broad strokes with a flat tongue.

He knows what his praise does to you and with your thighs clamped around his head, you fly your way through a few hundred more words. He chuckles when you proudly announce you reached a thousand but you don't stop typing at the same frantic pace.

"Sweetheart, if you want to get all 12,000 done this evening, I'll sit here as long as it takes." He smiles against your skin before giving you everything he knows you need. His tongue flicks quickly over your clit and his fingertips rub against the soft, spongy spot inside you and in no time you're gushing against his face, gripping his hair and riding your high out on his waiting tongue.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #professor!bucky #professor!bucky smut #professor smut #look #I'm not saying I'm COMPLETELY screwed #but I think I've girl bossed too close to the sun #I emailed my diss supervisor on Friday asking when my deadline was #apparently it was a week ago 💀 #she's giving me until this Friday bc she's an angel (and the date on some of her material was wrong) #but this is the busiest week of the year for me at work #I have a couple of 4am starts and a few really late nights #and it's period week #so if you happen to see me crying in the university library this week just let me get on with it #but I WILL churn out 12000 words #but truly this post is one of my biggest weaknesses ^^ #men who know you're capable of doing more and try to encourage you rather than convince you that you could get away with doing less 🤤

[gferamos]

Random assortment of doodles tiem (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

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#read more #my art #digital art #wow I sure draw MK a lot #sometimes I feel bad only drawing him but then I remember hey as long as I'm having fun screw all >:)) #... well sometimes it works- #also I blame a certain friend and also a mutual of mine because of my weird amount of Kine doodles.. #long post #sorry I have no idea how to do the whole thing is it because I'm on mobile orr? very confused on how to use it #man I'm not tagging everyone only the ones who show up often enough.. #kirby #bandana dee #king dedede #meta knight