#salty!

[weevmo]

How would these silly little guys act if I gave them some playdough?

Make jewelry, eat, and lump it respectively -

#that's a play-doh burger #salty! #for refined palettes #look Nim built a little tower! #and WB built a #ah no #tw noose #corduroy stew #nimrod stew #lulu stew #wb stew

[iloveuok]

i actually have a cool spoon do u want to see it

YES PLEASE

#mailbox #salty!

[bitd]

Every so often I whip out the charts for split year and. Well. How's it going, over here, guys?

#salty!

[m1ssjess]

#count von count #2023 #Lotta people salty about the US having fun with their dates here

[saltybutsad]

#salty speaks #free palestine #palestine #free gaza #gaza strip #to anyone who uses being queer as an excuse to go not be pro palestine #whole heartedly #fuck you

[infiniteorangethethird]

sure "romantic" isn't the only type of love but also "love" isn't the only type of positive feeling. So maybe stop insisting everyone needs love to be happy and accept that loveless ppl exist? Pretty please?

#man february arrived and im on a roll with these posts #thought to myself 'tumblr could use more loveless-posting' #decided if no one's gonna do it im just gonna do it myself #also this isn't directed at anyone specific im just being salty at random #loveless #loveless aromantic #loveless aro #aromantic #aro #arospec #loveless apl #loveless aplatonic #aplatonic #aplspec #lgbtq #queer stuff

[ca-3]

twitter is distracting cause i keep saving tweets to draw... anyway, this is MakoHaru to me 🤭

(Bonus: big sis is here to help....?)

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ca3 art #makoto niijima #haru okumura #comic #makoharu #?? #QueenNoir #okujima #this ship is so hard to tag #also this got WAY too popular on twitter for some reason... got 33k likes and im still in shock why and how #i think the sapphics were relating too hard but honestly same #sae niijima #kinda salty it got so popular cause its now my most popular tweet and i low key half assed this comic 😭 but glad ppl thought it was funny

[deep-space-lines]

I know Gabriel is canonically really popular with Heaven’s residents but there’s bound to be some heavenly loser with pronoun envy

#my art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #i love angel pronoun lore #he earned those pronouns fair and square and now he gets to wear a he/him pin like the badges on military uniforms #of course he has blue wings and pronouns #also can you fuckin imagine being a virtue?? #imagine you live your entire life as a Good Christian(tm) and then u get to heaven and find out not only do u still have to work a 9 to 5 #you have to do it in hell #forever #man i’d be salty too #straka's shitposts #sketches

[hezekiahwakely]

Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature

#i mean part of that is just how you feel working in IT i guess #but its funnier that he wants to pretend nothing weird is going on while also expressing his undying hatred for these sentient machines lol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 3 #the magnus protocol #colin becher #also lets not gloss over the jmj error. and the sassy beeps when it refuses to run. you know they are getting salty cooped up in there

[aromanticduck]

If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

[Edit: From now on, anyone who wants to reply with some variation of 'they just don't care' must first donate £10 to a respected autism charity.

It's not even that you're wrong exactly, I'm just sick of seeing the same response regurgitated like it's something I can't possibly have thought of myself.]

[Edit 2: No more reblogs actually. If you screenshot this to reupload it I will break into your house and clean your toilet with your toothbrush.

Retyping it in your own words and making your own post is fine.]

#i know i know i should communicate better but it's scary :( #slightly salty autisticposting #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #autism #organic home grown content #100 tier #1000 tier #10000 tier

[roz-ani]

You guys are really lucky it's so easy to believe that

#yes I am being salty #THIS SHOW DESERVED MORE DAMN IT #GIVE THEM MORE EPISODES NEXT SEASON YOU COWARDS #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #mine

[thatswhatsushesaid]

“um, you are actually supposed to hate this character with your whole chest, the text is EXTREMELY clear that he is terrible and you should not like him”

well i like him anyway. what are you going to do about it, tell my mom?

#salty peak sect 🧂 #this is not just about jgy but it is mostly about jgy #(and nhs to a lesser extent) #also the text is NOT clear that he is evil or that we should hate him #and no amount of snippy and self-important commentary is ever going to change that #also go ahead and tell my mom!! rip whoever manages to get her on the phone #you’ll never get those 3.5 hrs of your life back again

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

one of the funniest things you can realize about star trek when you think about it is that at SOME point between Kirk's captaincy and Picard's, the federation regulations changed so that captains were no longer able to generally go on away missions unless it was absolutely necessary. this regulation clearly doesn't appear until the 24th century, which leads to a logical conclusion that Kirk was such a hazard with the enterprise by leaving it on damn near every away mission that they had to CHANGE THE REGULATION

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek tng #Picard is very salty about this

[abcexcite]

#lust #passion #desire #seduction #salty hair #my edit

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

BBC Merlin & Text Posts (16/?)

#this might be the last one until I find a new platform to stream merlin for screenshots #still salty at stan australia for that #bbc merlin #merlin #morgwen #merthur #uther pendragon #morgana pendragon #hunith #gwen #merlin memes #merlin text posts

[morethansky]

ARC TROOPER ECHO | The right thing to do “No matter what, we are united. Rule one: We fight together.”

Bonus:

#the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch #arc trooper echo #tbb echo #swgifs #swedit #star wars #gifset #everyone is probably sick of me being salty about tbb's messaging so all i will say is #thank god echo has stayed true to the moral standard i expect #every one of these moments has meant so so much to me #domino twins stay heroing #also is there anything more painful in the world than the way rex looks at echo in that scene jesus christ #color correcting echo kicked my ass #corporal echo #my gifs