#1000 tier

[aromanticduck]

Cartoon with identical looking boy/girl twins that's self-aware of the fact this implies one is trans, and keeps the audience guessing as to which one it is.

The girl laments that her friends are buying bras and her chest is still flat. The boy keeps his t-shirt on the whole time at the beach. Neither of them like using public toilets. The girl always seems to be eating pickles. The boy is giving himself an injection... But it turns out he's diabetic and it's his insulin. Oh look, one of them has a trans flag pin! But so does the other one, because the cis sibling is a very enthusiastic ally.

Bonus points if the twins are aware of this and confusing people on purpose.

#character concept #trans character #trans humour #organic home grown content #kind of inspired by the trans guy who had a twin sister and people assumed she was the trans one because she was tall #100 tier #1000 tier #10000 tier

[hockeynoses]

when you can hear the crackle of mess getting dislodged into a tissue during a sneeze...

#snzblr #that's what makes a god-tier wav for me #cannot clarify enough that this is not about noseblowing... this is during the snz! it's about 1000% better to listen to #cw: mess #hn tissue tag

[ksksksrahrah]

#drawing #hatsune miku #vocaloid #miku day art for your weekly miku #hope u guys had an art block free week #Knight tsukasa came home guys #so I tier top 1000! #did u guys see the new tsukasa event #i have to wait for en but I will listen to the mv when it’s out! #hitoshizuku Yama in prsk! #also I listen to love words 3 and 4 again #4 is good but the reference part is 3 is too good like what it flows together rlly good #anyways too many tags now see u guys next week

[queen-rhaenyras]

My favorite thing about Bg3 is how you can play so many different ways. The possibilities feel endless. The most realistic thing I did in my Gale origin run was kick Astarion out of camp the moment he tried to bite him. I didn't even plan on doing it. It just felt right in that moment considering the narrator gives you Gale's thoughts. He's so worried about the orb, and then has the tadpole to worry about on top of that.

He's clearly stressed. And then Astarion holds a knife to his throat upon meeting him, but Gale gives him a second chance to only wake up with him trying to drink his blood. I felt so much more anger inside me in that moment than when I played as Tav. So I just kicked him out, and honestly I'm loving this run. It's kind of therapeutic. It's mostly just Gale and the girlies (one of them his future wife) and I'm not even complaining about it.

#gale's origin run is so comforting and healing #also romancing shadowheart as gale is top tier 1000% rec #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion acunin #shadowheart #lae'zel #karlach #wyll ravengard

[maxsix]

#jung wooyoung #wooyoung #kim hongjoong #hongjoong #ateez #literally took me 2 business days to process this #my chest hurts by all this suffering he subjects me to #he is so pretty now #i mean he was always pretty #but he is aging and evolving like a God Tier Pokemon #i made 1000 frames for this #if a bias is measured by the amount of frames i make for him #wooyoung is only second to hyunjin

[faithfromanewperspective]

concert tickets are not an investment. hate how everything in this economy we’re like ‘ooh what if I buy it cheap then hike the price up and resell’ and it’s perfectly normal—it’s not. it’s not okay. what’s happening is you’re taking advantage of someone who’s really desperate to see this artist when if they wanna spend that money on the artist, the money should go to the artist themselves. who probably don’t change as much as they could because they’ve set a price that is financially sustainable for themselves and accessible to most who want to go not just the wealthy or those who don’t spend money on any other artists. and I’m not talking about if you can’t go to your concert and resell your ticket closer to it for like 25% more to get a bit back for all the time you spent waiting in queue for a concert you don’t even get to go to. the reason concert tickets are so hard to get is because there are people competing to buy them who are just gonna resell them for absurd amounts of money and honestly? as concertgoers and fans of artists we deserve better. our artists deserve better. they didn’t put a middleman in there. we don’t need it.

#I met someone who spent $1000 on a resold obstructed view eras ticket same as what I bought for $80 #that’s just unethical to earn that much from a ticket. honestly I’d say even 50% more or close to double is okay if you were gonna go #but the fact that people are already doing this for the PRESALE tickets for luke just has me like. okay maybe you changed your mind on tier #and maybe I gotta assume the best. but I can’t help but think how many people on these resale sites are just trying to get a bit of money #and they’re making money off someone else’s art. there’s nothing else to say. the artist should get a cut of your profits #bc for taylor or someone they have enough money. but with the music industry as it is there are so many who easily could not #or who have to overwork themselves touring back to back just to get financial security #and hopefully this doesn’t happen for most of them bc ticket scalpers tend to go for the big names #but then it just means if you’re poor you can only see the niche artists and you get left out of connecting over mainstream artists #which is another form of classist segregation this perpetrates

[gl1tchxr]

any mutuals wanna come over and play nintendo land with me⁉️

#ghost post #i get the wii u was a flop console but nintendo land is soooo underrated #its mid as a game but top tier as an experience #1000/10 are you really even friends until you play nintendo land (and/or super mario 3d world) with them #something something internet friends cause we'd be too powerful sitting on the same couch in front of a wii u

[guidingthulite]

i realized i made a few of whatever these are on a separate profile. so here. have the funnies

read more for additional ones i make!

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phoenix edge tierers scare me. in a good way. not going anywhere near that event though (i got top 3000 and i'm so ANGRY bc i was 2018 or something like that... so close to top 2000...)

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i try to keep the last page of my profile relevant so my friends know i'm active. it was a bit since phoenix edge ended, so i was thinking what i should put. then i remembered april fools last year and how i kept spamming the same screenshot of mfks talking to luka lmao

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"and how's that coming along?" it IS coming! next question.

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this is actually the first kizuna that i get the second title from and honestly??? couldn't be happier. i am love mnhr

#project sekai #prsk #proseka #minori hanasato #ena shinonome #idk man they're here the most #oh also miku and rin but i feel bad using the vocaloid tags jhebrhjgr #'alma the magical showtime one was just top 1000 how much of a hell could've it given you' #IT WAS MY FIRST TIME EVER TRYING TO LIKE. TIER #200 PULLS AND I ONLY GOT NENE. SPARKED FOR TSUKASA ON THE VERY LAST DAY NOT BECAUSE I WANTED HIM. BUT OUT OF PRIDE #feel free to shame my brother for not singing cosmospice with me. together we can shame him so he indulges me. we can build a better future #don't shame him for wanting me to burn tsukasa on my fic that was funny #these are all very specific and also about my fic which makes it even more specific #but what is tumblr if not a place to put my bs in #anyway #i also did a custom profile to document the hell i went through tiering for the minori event specifically if you guys want i can upload it #or not. i'll end up uploading it anyway. but still. some feedback would be nice ig #the mfks one is really outdated and it was even when the event the rin card is from released on en bc they had already met but #that's how it was. they didn't even meet and i was like 'oh so they're married?'

[bigbrainbiology]

Redraw??? From Me? More likely than you'd think <3

OG page ->

#fanart #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #owari no seraph spoilers #digital art #my art #I'M A LYING LIAR WHO LIES #I COULDN'T RESIST DRAWING THEM RIGHT AWAY #I also tried to kinda emulate Yamamoto sensei's style but ehhh #it's deffo mixed with my own current style #not quite on their pre chp 60s god tier level #(not to say that the style now is bad at all! I still think they're 1000% amazing! I just personally prefer the pre chp 60 style) #also I couldn't quite get that angle that Belial/Krul is on haha #it's kinda an upshot angle? Difficult and Yamamoto sensei/mangaka in general are amazing for being able to draw diff angles #I had fun regardless!

[aromanticduck]

Things that would fix the internet immediately:

Bring back Club Penguin for the kids

Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear

#disclaimer: this may not fix the internet but it would definitely improve it #club penguin #organic home grown content #if zuckerberg made this instead of the metaverse it would have made bank #100 tier #1000 tier #10000 tier

[gloriousfemaleworrier]

BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT

Happiest of birthdays to one of my two best internet friends in the whole world, @any-way-the-sun-goes !

The love I have for you is immense, and I am so incredibly glad you were born and that we're besties.

You're one of my favorites ever.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

#any-way-the-sun-goes #best mutual #gosh i love my mutuals #my buddy #my pal #my comrade #1000% would die for this individual #internet hugs and love and cake for a top tier human being #you deserve all the good things #emma talks about things #my friendos

[geekeryisafoot]

I did it. I reached chapter 1,000. And now I am going to put my phone down and go lay in the woods and stare at the sky while I absorb the sheer volume of that

#1000 chapters. Jesus fucking christ. Nothing gets to be a fraction that long anymore. There will never be a story I get to do this with agai #The sheer scale of the story puts One Piece in a tier of its own #And I'm still like actually I wish the story would slow down a bit. Dwell on the interpersonal moments more. Breathe. #Anyway now to pause reading to go watch all of Wano #Or at least the highlights. Which is all of it #one piece #mineminemine

[butchmartyr]

i genuinely think blade lord paddington is one of the best jokes on this website

#sasha speaks #1000 camembert spear annihilates all senses… fucking s tier

[sevicia]

If you're a rhythm gacha game player and you EVER think to yourself "maybe I should tier" I am just letting you know: THAT IS THE DEVIL SPEAKING. Do not listen.

#directed at me. I tiered top 1000 for the happy lovely everyday event on proseka and when I tell u my hands hurt..... #and now that we have another event with Airi as the 4* I am sooo tempted. But I shan't.... or shall I..... #I would have liked to tier for the valentine's day event (with the limited Airi) but I had 0 resources. SAD

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

I love fics where Peter is actually a little shit cause most writers write him as a sweet cinnamon roll. And sure he is that when it comes to morals, but have you guys met a 14 year old? I am the oldest sibling and i promise you I have met every version of a shithead teenager under the fucking sun. And yes ALL of them are shitheads who WILL lie if they think it's funny or just for the kicks of it to any and all authority figures (i still do it and I'm 16)

In response to the Bernie's fic

he really gets the sweet summer child treatment in fandom and it really shows that a lot of fic writers have never spent extended time with a teenager in their life. like, i was a math tutor for a while, and like. a teenager myself for a FEW years, and you will NOT find a demographic more down to commit felonies for shits and giggles. i can't even say that he reads like a much younger kid, because honestly, fandom peter doesn't really read like a real person at all to me. like, he's insane. he's a good person. but he is insane. this is fundamental to him.

#there are few core traits of peter #he is good #he is principled #he is clinically insane #he has a pathological attachment to committing to the fucking bit #you do not go your entire life in a spider-themed onesie and not rebrand if you are not committed to the bit #fandom peter is honestly weird to me #he's like. so babified. #like i know everyone wants him to have more and more father figures but you are not going to find a teenager alive who is willing to start #calling a guy they just met dad and start hugging him and all that jazz #it's honestly baffling #like fandom peter simply could not cut it on the streets i am sorry to say #there are some absolute golden fics that profoundly understand peter and the authors are stars and the fics are god tier #but a lot of fandom spiderman stuff is disappointing because he's sort of infantilized and not given many characteristics past loving tony #and like don't get me wrong you can absolutely have a close relationship with peter and tony #but a lot of them are like. borderline unhealthy levels of hero worship #like he is spider-man for a reason and that reason is he was willing to fling his own human body off a fucking building for the aesthetic #i love my peters that are worrisome forces of chaos #if an adult does not age 1000 years after knowing him a day #then he is not chaotic enough

[chuckyray]

if your otis driftwood playlist looks like this you deserve to be shot execution style. you put lemon demon and mother mother on the fucking otis driftwood playlist but no steppenwolf. no james gang. not a single disco song. just popular tiktok music. you didnt even put the mm version of personal jesus.

#im on my hands and knees im begging please 🙏 get better music #this is almost blasphemous considering how god tier the soundtracks are and how rob is ceo of music.... #otis driftwood #house of 1000 corpses #the devils rejects