#royal bastard

[batboyblog]

Happy New Year!

Be Even Gayer in 2023!

Love, Victor (Hulu/Disney+) Heartstopper (Netflix) Heartbreak High (Netflix) Elite (Netflix) Fire Island (Hulu) Interview With the Vampire (AMC+) Chucky (Peacock) The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself (Netflix) Young Royals (Netflix) Three Months (Paramount+)

#happy new year #New Years #New Year eve #2023 #heartstopper #interview with the vampire #Young Royals #Elite #love victor #the bastard son & the devil himself #Chucky #Fire Island #Heartbreak High #Three Months

[maxbegone]

#bitch you just did

#rwrb #rwrb spoilers #red white royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince #rwrbedit #firstprinceedit #userstream #swearphil #lookpetal #userdaniel #dailylgbtq #userstede #userlourdes #usernuria #dailyfilmtvgifs #* #my edit #smug fuckin' bastards!!!

[typicalopposite]

Alex after Henry says they need to keep it casual so Alex doesn’t fall in love with him: “ohhhh… get over yourself your majesty!”

Alex after months of being everything but casual and watching Henry cheesing while he sings Queen to totally just him, and Alex is so in love he could die: 👁️👄👁️ whooooops

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb film #rwrb book #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry hanover stuart fox #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #I am really not coming down from the high these two bastards have put me on anytime soon… am I?

[whoishotteranimepolls]

"Who's Hotter?" Battle of the Evil Dilf's

#vlad tepes #dracula #castlevania #dracula castlevania #dark schneider #bastard!! #fire lord ozai #avatar the last airbender #father #father fma #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #tokiomi tohsaka #fate zero #fate series #ivan dreyar #fairy tail #anime poll #polls #anime #battle royale poll #whoishotteranimepolls

[transpidergwen]

I know we make this joke every time but seriously the Imperfects getting cancelled is my villain origin story. I'm so fucking tired of Netflix burying its small queer shows under bigger releases, doing fuck all to promote them, then shrugging and saying they underperformed so they gotta go. And of course this was one of like 7 shows with an asexual character and one of like two with an actual ace main character. God I am so FUCKING OVER IT.

Anyway, go stream Dead End: Paranormal Park, The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself, Young Royals and Warrior Nun to support more queer shows that Netflix has buried under Big Mouth, Manifest, From Scratch, Blockbuster, Love is Blind and whatever other shows they're actively promoting right now.

#no shade to Big Mouth at least it has queer rep #the imperfects #dead end paranormal park #dead end: paranormal park #the bastard son & the devil himself #tbsatdh #young royals #big mouth #manifest #blockbuster #love is blind #from scratch #netflix #lgbt #lgbtqia+ #asexual #ace #ace rep #queer media #warrior nun

[myrddin-wylt]

lowkey losing my shit at the comedic potential of mid/late 18th century British-Danish relations, particularly this part

During its heyday, the Danish East Indian Company and the Swedish East India Company imported more tea than the British East India Company — and smuggled 90% of it into Britain, where it sold at a huge profit.

first off, that's hilarious. second, the potential of Alfred and Mathias running into each other because they're both smuggling tea to sell in England is fucking incredible. and if it's before 1772, then both Alfred and Mathias are members of Arthur's own fucking household.

#hetalia hc #hetalia hcs #hetalia headcanons #historical hetalia #hetalia headcanon #hws america #hws denmark #okay they're OCCASIONAL members of Arthur's household #presumably Alfred mostly lives in the colonies and Mathias in Copenhagen #but Britain and Denmark have a royal marriage during this time and that's as good excuse as any #arthur: I don't understand. where is everyone buying such cheap tea from??? the EIC should be making much more profit than this #mathias: wow that's so weird. don't have a clue how that's happening #alfred: I bet it's ned's fault #mathias: yeah that dutch bastard always gets away with everything

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

have i mentioned how great cats are. there's a lil guy in my house and when i lay my head on her side she starts purring so hard <3 and ten seconds later she will try to open my wrist with her teeth <3 truly the best <3

#shes just a silly goofy little guy..... #miss war crimes.... mister menace... bastard... her royal highness <3 #she holds all of these titles And More #no ones doing it like her!!! #she eats spiders & makes funny noises that instantly Boosts my criminally low happy chemicals #sorry i looked at her for too long and was once more overcome by a strange emotion i believe some call love #affection? delight?? all three.... #and i Had to publicly post about her #i am very proud of my tiny fluffy friend & her general Existence. i must flaunt her #oh how horrible! a couple of tendons in my neck just rubbed together in a very terrible way #what the Fuck. i wish i could reach in there and pluck on em a lil. make sure theyre in the right places #felt that in my Ear.... #absolutely unprompted #oh speaking of weird things cause yall know i love to ramble and overshare #i think! i Hypothesize! that there's a slight.... Disconnect between my eyes #my depth perception is fine and i can See #but theres somethin fucky w my vision and focus #nothing is blurry! but it looks like it should be! i dont know how to explain it! #its like my quality of vision has dwindled but not in a way i can describe or really point out #but it Is slightly harder to read and like... See things? #its almost as if i have a few tiny blind spots. #i first noticed this happening after my terrible no good double-decker-migraine weekend #it very slowly got slightly better but then i had Another migraine the other day (ugh and a left brain one at that) #and im back to square one! my visions all fucky again! my peripherals suck! #in other news my house is. so warm. its 2 am. my shirt is toasty enough to keep tortillas warm #i hope everyone is having a good week #and if youre not! theres always the next one! and little delights sprinkled throughout! get yourself a tasty treat you deserve it!

[ask-the-royal-absol]

Roshi@Destino: The Arcanine didn't bother to stare the Absol eye to eye. They were hardly worth it. "You act a whole lot like other royalty. You aren't much different. Using words and hiding behind them instead of facing the problem. A coward. You're only proving that Blaziken is right and you know it. Better shape up. You won't be ready for the shit coming at this rate."

#pokemon ask blog #pokemon #pokemon askblog #pokemon oc #ask blog #ask the royal absol #destino the absol #pokeask #ask #pokeask community #chapter 3 #bastard

[easyaesthetics]

The sillies

#some of these memes r so stupid LMAO but they clawed their way into existence as bastard children just like Akechi did. so uh. here they r #persona #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #persona 5 spoilers #Akechi goro #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #sophia persona 5 #ryuji sakamoto #haru okumura #ryuharu #akeshu #shuake #nsft text #the it’s so gorover and we are so back memes r for persona 5 tactica…. we will hv to wait and see how the Akechi dlc turns out :/ #persona 5 strikers #(cuz of Sophia!) #masayoshi shido #lol feels weird to tag him #mine

[chicotfp]

Inspired by that one scene from LOTR where Legolas is a sassy little shit)))

'Mykolaichik' For @graphicabyss ♡

#thranduil #lee pace #bard #luke evans #lotr #the hobbit #tolkien #bard the bowman #men are useless but very amusing and kind of adorable #especially future kings with long hair and charming smiles and in desperate need of hot shower #elves #are graceful sassy bastards #especially those two from mirkwood royal family #yes its elrond's attire #looks much better on Thran anyway;) #thran looking at how deep in the snow bard is: we should have invited Dain with us #edit/photo manipulation

[sparklecryptid]

ardyn: *approaching Ace with the assumption that this unwanted illegitimate child of kings wants the attention of his father* don't you want your fathers praise? dont you want his acknowledgement? you are the eldest, isn't the throne yours by right?

ace: *an entire ass isekai'd protagonist who is incredibly unmotivated by the thought of ruling a country and the paperwork that comes with it* no.

twenty years later:

ardyn: you need to put the robes on. its an official event. do you want to make your father cry

ace: *hisses like a cat and tries to escape through a window to Avoid Official Royal Family Duties.*

#royal bastard au

[howlsnteeth]

run, run a little faster

#lyrics are from #little bastards by palaye royale #small backlog of pieces done #this was fun bc i haven't had a 'listens to song the first time and gets idea/starts drawing' in a while #also after all these years i've finally figured out how to have halftone brushes in sai :') #so you'll see them a lot now i fucking love them <3 #also i'm going to start tagging these more thoroughly because people are still just going to p!nterest and telling me :') #wolf kin #canine kin

[burymeinblck]

Palaye Royale - Doom (Empty)

#palaye royale #the bastards #remington leith #palaye royale lyrics

[athousandtales]

After the successful meeting with Henry VI, Margaret, Henry Stafford and Henry Tudor travelled to Woking. Margaret and her son spent a week together at her favourite residence, and it appears that this was treated as a holiday by them and a chance to get to know each other again. For Margaret, who had already spent a considerable time apart from her only child, such moments would have been precious, and after leaving Woking, the pair travelled slowly with Henry Stafford to Maidenhead and Henley-on-Thames before Margaret once again passed her son over to the control of his uncle. By 1471, Henry Tudor was rapidly approaching adulthood: he was already older than Margaret had been when she gave birth to him. Although it must have been a wrench for Margaret to part from her child once again, she recognised that it was time for the boy to make his way in the world and that his uncle, who had shown himself to have they boy’s best interests at heart, was, for the time being at least, the man best suited to be his guardian. (...) On 11 November, Henry bade his mother and stepfather farewell and joined his uncle Jasper. Though neither Margaret nor Henry could have known it, they would not see each other again for almost fifteen years. (x) (x)

#historyedit #henry tudor #margaret beaufort #jasper tudor #perioddramaedit #royal bastards: the rise of the tudors #margaretbeaufortedit #henry vii #house of tudor #mine: perioddrama #mine: gifs #mine: history #tudors #tudorsedit #margaret x jasper

[kassasnek]

Arthur would save himself for marriage and be extremely confused about the fact that Merlin isn't a virgin

#I'm sorry it's just funny to me #Arthur would 100% think that's its the only honorable thing to do to save yourself to the one true person #Merlin grew up in a village where no one really gives as much off a fuck #Especially not for gay men since they can't bear bastard children #I don't think Arthur knows that gay people exist #Hes so FLABBERGASTED when Merlin off handedly mentions that he slept with Will/Gwaine #Not only did he not save himself #But he managed to somehow do it with a man #He's sheltered #And a royal #Can you blame him #He walks around with a stick up his ass and even then he doesn't realize that gay sex is a thing #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #arthur pendragon

[sunset-bridge]

sick fascination

#grrr bark bark bark bark #persona 5 #p5 #goro akechi #p5 protagonist #joker p5 #myart #fanart #digital #artists on tumblr #p5 joker #persona 5 royal #akira kurusu #look at that smug bastard he had it coming (the jobnker) #hi guys i can still draw (sometimes)(real) #errrrm gorbo is having a gamer moment hes fine yeah yeah yeah