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Sorry how can one song just be fragments this isn’t even good. You had material Taylor! You had so much! This isn’t good

Sure I’ll listen to Taylor Swifts new album but if it doesn’t give I will be upset

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Me , just finishing the first song: yeah she fucked it up

Sure I’ll listen to Taylor Swifts new album but if it doesn’t give I will be upset

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Sure I’ll listen to Taylor Swifts new album but if it doesn’t give I will be upset

#how can she fuck up the tortured poets aesthetic? who knows but if she does I’ll be mad

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mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

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oh to simply sit on a mossy rock for awhile 🌿 { prints & more are on society6 and redbubble }

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“Why is Gen Z seeming to age faster than Millennials?”

1) making a broad generalization like that without any evidence save for people you seen on the internet is kinda silly 2) even if Gen Z is aging faster than Millennials the only people who will benefit from people talking about it are makeup and skincare companies who will try to use the fear of aging to get their products into more hands 3) who carreeesss climate change is happening, everyone thinks they need to know everything about you, the boundaries of public and private life are ceasing to exist and I’m supposed to care about whether or not I look four years older than I am? I don’t! I don’t care!

But even if we (Gen Z) are aging faster than Millennials have you considered the fact that we are fucking tired. I hardly know anyone who has a retirement plan because most of us know that unless things change we are gonna have to work until we are dead. We were pushed so hard to make ourselves marketable to companies so we can get a job and a home only to find out that even if we get a job we might not ever wind up owning a house so what was the point of all that effort? I know people my age who feel like the systems in place failed us because we were promised more and what we got was high rents, a rapidly changing climate, being locked out of the housing market unless you have someone willing to go in with you or mom and dad have some extra cash and politicians that want us (queer/disabled etc Gen Z) dead.

Like.

Out of all of our problems I think us ‘aging more quickly’ is the least of them.

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

#honestly as an old gen z this is a thing I’ve been thinking about #like as kid 5-11 I saw all these teenagers hanging out at malls and parks and such #and then when I was 12-18 it just. died out. none of us went to malls. we hung out at our houses or school or parks until we got too old #who has time for parties or fun when you’re stressed andthe world is hostile to your very existence #to go to parks without being seen as a delinquent #like I’m not gonna blame capitalism and the rise of people needing to know everything all the time #but it’s probably a factor #as well as how if you wanted a job you had to start building your resume as soon as you could work #because we were told that if we didn’t we would be passed over in favour of those who did work #and even now at 26 it’s like. who has the time to hang out. we are all so busy trying to survive that when we can and do hang out we #are still stressed about work or school or the future #the planet is dying; most of us have given up on ever owning a home; and retirement seems like a pipe dream #like it’s hard to keep friends when you’re stressed and they’re stressed and the machine you work for #doesn’t care about you #anyway that’s the tag rant goodbye

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*pocking Ace and Ardyn*

What would it take for you two to actually admit you care about each other?

Bold to assume these guys would ever admit to caring for one another! Ardyn would rather have his teeth pulled out than admit that he’s all but legally adopted his nephew! Ace would rather face down Bahamut 100x than admit that he let himself be adopted by a mad hat man because said he views said mad hat man as a father figure! Neither of them are going to speak to their true feelings and just show how much they care for each other through actions!

Like murder.

(Ardyn: do you need me to kill someone for you because I can totally kill someone for you

Ace: not today

Ardyn *whose love language is acts of violence toward other people* >:(

Meanwhile:

Ace: me reverse engineering ancient Lucian food means nothing

Nyx: sure

Ace: don’t give me that face Nyx

Nyx: *who has accepted the fact he’s become part of a clusterfuck of a family* what face I’m not giving you any face)

#royal bastard au

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XIX century Library at Marienburg Castle, Germany

#everyday I despair I do not have a room like this in my house

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drew some very serious emotes for me n my friend's ffxiv server

#THAT ZENOS ONE #the wol really is his blorbo that he wants to squeak like a squeaky toy huh

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No fucking way LMFAO

#lol

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Who wants to see cat

Cat

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

#I hope my ocs make some people this way #best compliment one could ask for #but also me with other people’s ocs #I want to squeak them like toys

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