I was just scrolling on tumblr and said “I should do something else” then closed tumblr only to immediately forget and open tumblr again. I did this three times in a row. Just opened the app back up again to post this.
Well guess what? You catch more flies with wine than honey! Yes that’s right Gurls and Bros and Other Gender Hoes! The best way to make friends isn't to be more sweet than salty, it’s to always be DRUNK!
I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.
To constantly be “The Problem”. The Problem as a child, a friend or a partner.
You’ll never know how painful it is to give every warning, communicate your every flaw and to be promised you’ll always be loved only for those same loves to leave you.
You’ll never know how painful it is to overlook every flaw, communicate any issues or concerns you have and to be told they’ll try harder only for the trying to never come.
You’ll one day know that love ISN’T enough. My whole life I followed the Golden Rule. “Treat people how you want to be treated.” I’m an honest and open book, I tell my tales and people flock to listen. To mourn my trauma and take the love I can give them. Then if I become too Problematic, my love doesn’t matter. Communication doesn’t matter. And I’m treated like I’ve wronged them deeply. My tales don’t matter anymore. The bonds we formed don’t matter anymore. I’m too Problematic. Too Clingy. Too annoying.
Do you remember the cake? I do. It was a beautiful cake for a beautiful day. Do you remember us crying together? It was a bittersweet moment when we found comfort in each other. Do you remember the plush blue bird? He’s here with me now. He’s all I have left of you, of what was.
You’ll never know the pain of trying to hold something together so hard it snaps you in half.
You’ll never know because you were never willing to try. Because I was Problematic and you didn’t care if I was alone.