#queu

[nakunakunomi]

This drabble is part of my summer celebration collection! Prompt: Diving Characters featured: Bartolomeo (One Piece), 2nd person GN Reader Requested by: @grouchymillennial [a/n]: I had originally written this one last year, made it all about swimming, and then realized WAY TOO LATE that Barto also has a devil fruit and none of the romantic swimming could happen. SO. Here is a completely different fic, which is also way longer than the drabbles were supposed to be, hope you enjoy!!

“Five metres max, you’re such a wuss” 

Barto raised an eyebrow at you, sending you a glance that didn’t need any words, it was clear as day to you what he meant: you’re lucky you’re my partner cause anyone else would have been smashed against the most nearby building for calling him a wuss. 

You laughed. The crew and you were having a little break on a summer island, and while the usual business was to wreck havoc, Bartolomeo had heard there was some rare strawhat memorabilia on this island, so it turned into a little break, the crew cooling off by a pool and you and your boyfriend hunting the island down for said items. 

The fact that you were pretty sure it was a fake, and anyone could claim that Luffy’s brother Ace had eaten with a -now unwashed- fork from their restaurant didn’t matter, and Barto had put the precious treasure away in his pocket, and you had made your way over to the rest of the crew, enjoying a spot in she shade away from them all, observing them as they made use of all the facilities, including the super high diving boards, undoubtedly used for competition. 

Which was how you got to the current discussion, you and Barto discussing what diving board the other would be able to jump off of without peeing their pants at the height. 

“I could easily do that fifteen meters one.” “No offense babe, but not only would you pee your pants, you would also seriously hurt yourself landing improper from that height.” 

That did it. You saw something change in his eyes, and he got up, quickly taking off his coat and running to the diving boards. Your eyes went wide with confusion and surprise as you saw him bolt right past the one, three, five, ten and even fifteen meters board to go for the highest one, the one that had security measures around it cause people are not supposed to jump without a safety team. He was already halfway through climbing up when you realized how bad this could be. 

“Guys, get in the water. The captain’s gonna dive!” You immediately grabbed the attention of most of the crew, getting them to assume positions and mentally preparing to give Barto an earful. Because in all his stubborn excitement, the idiot had forgotten the main side effect of his devil fruit.

You sighed deeply. He was lucky you loved him, and you were going to get some type of pleasure from rubbing that in later.

#bartolomeo x reader #bartolomeo the cannibal #bartolomeo the cannibal x reader #one piece #one piece x reader #reader insert #one piece reader insert #one piece bartolomeo #barto x reader #queu #summer drabble #request #2nd person pov #gn reader #fluff #humor #romance #short

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star fashion -> every paul outfit

↳ 2.05

#911 lone star #911lsedit #paul strickland #911ls fashion #every paul outfit #i need more tk & paul comedy like in this episode - they were so dumb but also cute and hilarious #this is also a rare sighting of one of them wearing shorts #you'd think for living in texas (and filming in cali) they'd wear less pants and long sleeves but... what do i know? #my gifs #queu #queue it up

[big-catsss]

(by cdj_photo)

#lion cub #lioness #lions #big cats #animals #wildlife photography #queu

[bananitryithegoatman]

I have an opinion id like to share.

#dhmis #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #my art #sketch #doodle #just finish watching it cause of my friend's request #dhmis bird #queu #bananitryi

[sskxskr-hiatus]

DATE: DEC 5 2014

I Just wanna try if this thing will work in the future.

This is my SasuSaku tumblr account.

Soooo, remember the feeling when they became canon? That was the best feeling ever, because Sakura end up with the man she love with all her heart (who loves her back) and Sasuke accepted love and got a family–they deserve love. That was just perfect. One thing though, I hope haters stop hating the ending.

I wanna ask, how the fandom ia doing right now?

Do we still have lots of awesome fan arts?!

Does the smut live on?? Lol

How about the canon kids??

I’m just happy right now.

Thank you Kishimoto.

#queu #ss #sasusaku

[confiares]

Eu queria que com você eu tivesse feito o certo. 

Queria que com você fosse diferente, que meus medos, minhas dores, meu passado não refletisse em nosso amor. 

Não queria que segurasse meu caos, que visse minha obscuridade. 

Eu não desejo o compartilhamento da minha bagunça mental a ninguém, muito menos a você... Sinto muito por tudo que sou...

- Liss.

#meustextos #projetoversografando #projetosonhantes #projetonovospoetas #projetoflorejo #queu #doceesther #carteldapoesia #naflordapele #projetoflorida #queue #projetoalmaflorida #mardeescritos #julietario #poecitas #humverso #projetoartelivre #eglogas #liberdadeliteraria #pequenosescritores #mentesexpostas

[c-i-g-a-r-e-t-t-e-s]

tudo tão simples mas to complicando pra sentir mais.

Cynthia Luz.

#queu #citações #frases #versos #musicas #r&b

[esponsal]

Quando o mundo desabar sobre você, lembre-se, ainda existe um céu imenso a cima dos destroços.

Sa7urno.

#sa7urno #de saturno para terra #egoglas #mentesexpostas #projetoconhecencia #doceesther #queu #meustextos

[velvetnviolentviolets]

#FC #The muse #queu

[aindasaturno]

#poemas #aindasaturno #sa7urno #mentesexpostas #lardaspoesias #eglogas #projetoartelivre #frases #queu #textos #pequenosescritores #@saturno

[kyopmi]

Hello~

This is for the match up game. 🥰

Oikawa + Love like you + In a cafe

『 anon + oikawa tooru = (work) friends to lovers 』

ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

it's another slow afternoon in the cafe you're working at, right after the morning rush where customers ranging from office workers to university students are crowding to get their morning coffee. it's less busy now, with several people in the cafe and it's mostly quiet. "hey, y/n~" a familiar voice calls out from next to you. you turn to face your coworker oikawa tooru, who's manning his station in the register while you clean up the counter around the coffeemaker. "what is it, tooru?" "if you could be any animal, what would you be?" he asks, a playful smile as he looks at you expectantly. you take a second to think of an answer, "probably a koala bear, they're so cute." "cute, huh? you sure it's not so you can sleep all day?" oikawa teases, grinning cheekily when you roll your eyes and return to your task. "get back to work, tooru," you shake your head at him, although you're wearing a small smile of your own as you wipe down the counter. for a moment, oikawa can't even bring his eyes away, admiring as you concentrate, with the light from the windows hitting you just right and making you look like you're glowing. he has to force himself to look away and greet the customer who just walked up to the register, cheerfully asking what they'd like to order, but his mind still thinks of one thing only - you're already cute.

ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

hi anon! thank you and hope you like this cafe au with oikawa hihi ♡

ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

『 ... to lovers match-up game 』 (closed)

#this song at a cafe!! so perfect #『 ... to lovers match-up game 』 #queu

[littleguysdaily]

#I couldn't find the post I queued sorry OP I found the original video

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide. #i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street #he even pointed them out to me #so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé #be shh now #containment breach

[gerrykeay]

did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

#i'll put the full timeline in a reblog for other Nerds #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #admittedly its early but i hadnt seen anyone post about it and someone Needed to #this thing is so thorough you could put together a reread order for a dunmeshi daily. but i didnt do that #or get a 'on this day in dungeon meshi' blog all queued up. i didnt do that either

[paragonrobits]

some important calvin and hobbes facts in case you haven't read the original comic strip in a long time or only absorbed stuff on it from memes and out of context bits on here:

Calvin's last name has never been given, and neither has any of his parent's names. This was actually why his uncle Max only showed up for a brief storyline; the creator of the comic, Bill Watterson, ultimately felt that while it was fine to have him as someone for his parents to talk to, it felt far too awkward to never have Max refer to them by name and he never made a return appearance.

The general tone of the comic is fairly light-hearted, with a big emphasis on goofy slapstick comedy contrasted by clever wordplay and often surprising adult-centered jokes that'll hit you like a slap. A big part of the comedy is, as Watterson put it (paraphrased) "It's really funny to me when people express deeply stupid ideas with really fancy terminology." One notable example you might have seen is that one bit where Calvin asks his mom for money to buy a Satan-worshiping rock album and his mom replies that there's nothing genuine about them and they're just putting on the attitude for shock value, and comisserates with Calvin as he deplores that mainstream nihilism can't be trusted. He concludes that childhood is disillusioning.

There is a LOT of criticism of the extreme materialism and selfish mentality of the late 80s, when the comic was initially written. This may go a long way to explain how its aged so well; much of what it criticizes resonates well with people today.

Bill Watterson views comic strips a legitimate form of artwork, and repeatedly fought to have more space to draw more beautiful and artistic backgrounds, which was a very hard fight and unpopular even with other comic strip artists. He eventually did win some compromises and a lot of Calvin And Hobbes' artwork shows it, with the use of space to indicate time as well as a sharp contrast between the often plain environments of mundane life contrasted by the wildly beautiful imagery of Calvin's imagination (which often sports realistic depictions in an art shift of sorts).

Hobbes is explicitly not an imaginary friend, by word of Watterson himself. We don't know WHAT he is exactly, and Hobbes is apparently unaware of the strange nature of his reality; people look at him and only see an ordinary stuffed tiger plushie, but he has a tangible effect on the world that would be physically impossible for Calvin to do on his own. He's apparently been around for a while, and was apparently around when Calvin was a young baby.

On that note; Hobbes has implicitly killed (notably treated as both a gag and also with the vibe of 'he's a tiger, duh') and while he doesn't do it again on-screen, he doesn't have any moral issues about it. Calvin claims that he's never had trouble bringing Hobbes to school because the last time he did, Hobbes killed and ate a bully named Tommy Chestnut and simply comments that it was gross and he needed a bath. Calvin's tried to repeat this again, but Hobbes was grossed out at the thought having to eat a kid raw and not being allowed to use an oven first, or complaining that children are too fattening.

Hobbes became gradually less human-like in body language and more like an actual cat in both body language and behavior; this was due to Watterson drawing more inspiration from his cat, who also inspired a lot of Hobbes' running gags, such as pouncing on Calvin when he got home. Several years into the syndication of the strip, Watterson's cat passed away, and he did a tribute to her with a comic strip of the two of them agreeing to try to dream together so they can keep playing when they have to sleep; Watterson's commentary (if I recall right), remarks on his cat: "We can see each other again in dreams."

#calvin and hobbes #queued

[heritageposts]

🇵🇸 From Friends of Al-Aqsa (FOA):

This Ramadan make sure you’re not breaking your fast with the taste of apartheid. All you need to do is check the label to avoid buying dates from apartheid Israel. This includes dates labelled from Israel, the West Bank and the Jordan Valley or if the country of origin is not shown. Ramadan is a time of reflection and self-improvement. During this month we are more conscious of our actions and how they affect others. Israel is the world’s largest producer of Medjoul dates. Let's be conscious of not buying dates that support Israel’s illegal occupation of Palestine and apartheid regime. * Major UK supermarkets like ASDA, Tesco, Iceland and Waitrose all sell dates from apartheid Israel as well as local grocery stores * The UK is the second-biggest importer of Israeli dates in Europe 50% of Israeli dates are exported to Europe, where the UK, Netherlands, France, Spain and Italy import huge quantities of the dried fruit. In 2020 the UK imported over 3000 tonnes of dates from Israel, worth roughly 7.5 million pounds. There are two peaks of date consumption in Europe. One is during the month of Ramadan and the other is during New Year’s Eve and Christmas. Boycotting Israeli dates in Ramadan is a concerted community effort that can show we are not powerless. It would be brilliant to see all Israeli dates still left on shelves across the UK and Europe at the end of the blessed month. This would reflect our strength as a community to stand together with a very important message: We will not support the oppression of Palestinians and we will not be complicit in Israeli apartheid. So, this Ramadan #CheckTheLabel and boycott Israeli dates.

With Ramadan approaching, please consider sharing!

If you're in the UK, they also have leaflets available for order on their webpage. These tie into their upcoming campaign #CheckTheLabel, with a national day of action on the 16th of February.

Again, check their webpage for more info.

#palestine #israel #gaza #bds #boycott divest sanction #i'll set this post up to be queued too