#putting him in the microwave

[darkxsoulzyx]

POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom

#these goobers live in my head rent free #stupid little jesters I love them so much #squeezable little guys #DJ music man sweep #he’s so big lmao #wonder if he’s ever accidentally stepped on the DCA #They would make a little whoops cushion sound #sun and moon but it’s sibling dynamic #sun and moon but it’s them trying to murder each other #sun and moon except they’re actually really good friends and are psychically connected #front facing monty moment #front facing monty feels so illegal #*slaps sun* this thing can hold so much ANXIETY #moon when he wants you to sleep lolol #rotate #putting him in the microwave #mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #microwave noises #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf fandom #dj music man #fnaf daycare attendant

[heartbuckles]

Putting him in the microwave

#star trek #ds9 quark #quark #putting him in my pocket #putting him in the microwave #ds9 #star trek ds9

[thoroughlysaucedsparrow]

Chilchuck is a squeaky toy and baby I’m a rabid dog

#Tearing this man to shreds #Swinging him around by the scruff of his neck #Putting him in the microwave #chilchuk tims #dungeon meshi

[goddesstrolls]

arjenn...my boy...

#bastspeaks #putting him in the microwave

[parallasso]

br'aad vengolor is such a guy. hes transmasc. hes a malewife. hes a girlboy. hes transfem. he transcends gender. hes so real. hes such a cartoon. hes a musician. he cannot play any instrument besides the kazoo. hes everything i want in life. hes everything i want to be in life.

#jrwi #jrwi fated #braad vengolor #spinning braad vengolor in my head rn #putting him in the microwave #i cannot watch anything other than the fated rn help

[gloopdimension]

maybe hes a little cute.

#my ocs #PUTTING him in the MICROWAVE

[faerie-fang]

the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us

#fictional characters who would say stuff like #i need to put him in the microwave i need to put him in a jar and shake him #i am rotating him in my mind #she obsessed with that old man she’s sooo us coded #winter king #the winter king #candy queen #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #kelp #adventure time

[kenchann]

you are gonna be part of our friend group, BOY. you'll see

#twisted wonderland #twst #ツイステッドワンダーランド #ツイステ #mmarts #twst yuu #twst oc #twst grim #lilia vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #jack howl #epel felmier #ortho shroud #deuce spade #ace trappola #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #his hmph was the cutest tho iwanna put him in a microwave

[samgatinho]

MARTYN!!!! THE LITTLE GUY!!!

#inthelittlewood #martyn itlw #itlwart #itlw fanart #new life smp #new life fanart #new life martyn #i love this man wifb my entire heart he is so silly. #EATS HIM #biblically accurate colleens #or whatever its spelt #colleens? collens? coleens? columns? Colombia? #WHO KNOWS!!!! #my cat #colleens are so ugly thoygh wtf #i hate the way i drew these guys (but martyn) my friend was like 'omg they r SO CUTE im gonna smash them' and i was like 'h o w . would you #think of these guys that way #they are so ugly #im gonna put them in a microwave #samgatinho

[paracosmicessence]

i want you all to know that the .2 milliseconds that we got here of shadow smiling are the only thing keeping me sane rn

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #he’s so SILLY i want to put him in a microwave and watch him spin around #HIS LITTLE SMILE TEEHEEFJDJKSJDKSKNCC

[stjudy]

lestat is my barbie

#this is just like when we were 8 #take his head out microwave put him in weird clothes #edit from the future: i’ll haunt down every one of you interpreting this in the barbie movie sense #i said im gonna microwave his head

[jahiera]

see the thing about Astarion to me is I don't actually think he has a clue who he actually is beneath all of the everything he's got going on. he's got impulses, he's got drive, a will to live, he's got desires and amusements and cravings, but an actual selfhood?? no. there's a blue error screen where the person of him should be, the person -- whoever that was, I'm personally of the mind he likely wasn't good then either, but we'll see where the story takes us -- before Cazador. the man in front of us today is this mishmash of interior delight at freedom and sunlight but also capable of true unapologetic cruelty and willingness to be ugly in a multitude of ways. so he follows the impulse. he follows what intrigues and amuses, and nothing will take that freedom from him again. and he reflects back onto others the violence that was done unto him. a lack of power kept him down? now he wants to accumulate power, so it can never be turned on him again. but he also misses the sun while he's underground. he's mean and desperate and ruthless and it's interesting because he's unapologetic about it, he's unflinching about it. he's vindictive and mean and desperately floundering around throwing stuff at a wall to see what sticks in terms of personhood because who is he now. 200 years of horrific servitude and now he's just out and about and he's in the mud.

and he can be horrible. and yet when you take the routes of prying open the faaairly shallow veneer he has of smug and snark and snappiness, he'll give you pieces of the raw and the desperate -- "I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. what you see." is a line you only get if you're earnest with him. any other path in the dialogue will have him continue the shallow persona you've come to know. and in all of that I think nothing is "this is real, this is an act," set in stone because I just don't think he even knows, I don't think he has a CLUE what's his and what's the protective measures and what's the real delight and what's the cruel mockery of his surroundings and what he's willing to give vs what he needs to hide vs what he lets slip out on accident. the inconsistencies in his own ideas and what he says and what he does. I think most everything about him is in a weird place of deeply uncertain. is it a lie? is it a glimmer of truth? for me, I like to interpret him in this weird menagerie of half-truths and shallow lies and omissions, because we've only known him a short while and maybe also he doesn't even know the answer yet. who is he? fuck if HE knows. anyways. smash.

#this is NOT coherent or well put together I'm just chewing on him right now like a dog toy in my brain #I do think it's so vital to not miss the point that he's shallowly horrible in so many ways #like. objectively. #not that I don't love the 'I can fix him' but imagining him soft diminishes the character for me #It feels VITAL to him that he's gnarly in so many respects. and yet floundering and insecure in so many others #self-preservation at all costs but what are you preserving babyboy! you have no clue only that you must protect yourself #he approves of and finds amusement in minor cruelties in a way that feels so .... soooo .... #I don't know. like if he can turn it on someone else that means /he/ is finally beyond the reach of someone doing it to him #because as soon as it's done to him he goes OFF THE RAILS #call him a slave and he shows a startling aggression that is fairly rare (he doesn't often yell -- merely sly and slink and snarks and digs #it's just. HIM. #I'm putting him in the microwave for around 4 minutes to see what comes out. #astarion #bg3 meta

[cowboycatss]

i hate agent cherri cola (lie detector starts going crazy)

#danger days #ddttlotfk #my art #microwaving him putting him in a blender etc i love guy who went on rampage

[androids-insides]

Your Narrator is so silly goofy I'd like to a) put him in a microwave or b) put him inside a big concrete box and shake the ever-loving hell out of it

#that's you btw #the stanley parable #the stanley parable art #the stanley parable fanart #tsp fandom #tsp art #tsp fanart #android’s insides #the stanley parable narrator #After you take him and the Technical Difficulties screen comes up you find a giant microwave put away for no reason. The Microwave explodes #The explosion makes him small enough to fit in a cinderblock-sized box made of concrete. You rattle him around in there for a while. #You take him out and he is not only ''normal sized'' but also lightly damp and also on fire. He's stunned into perfect silence.

[strangeharpy]

God I love the Emperor. I love how he yearns for an equal, sees potential in Tav, and seeks to elevate them to his level so he can have someone he can connect with that was made in his own image. So different from Belynne but no less someone he wants to have.

#the emperor #bg3 emperor #bg3 #i don't have a bg tag #the emperor has done many things wrong #but i love him anyway #i want to put him in a microwave and watch him rotate #(affectionate)

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Yusei is just....so kidnap-able.

Hear me out.

Man either has bad tinnitus or just out-right hearing loss from years of working on engines with zero ear protection. We know this for two reasons: 1. When he's working on his bike and revs the engine, Saiga, Yanagi, and Himuro all flinch and cover their ears and Yusei...doesn't so much as bat an eye. and 2. When he's leaving to steal his bike back, Saiga hears when Ushio revs his engine from inside a building on the second story and Yusei? Normally when one hears an engine on an otherwise deserted street, one naturally turns to see the source of the noise. Yusei does not. The street is freaking empty, and somehow he doesn't notice the only vehicle that is clearly going slow enough to not pass him by. (And it's not like Ushio is just too far away to hear. He's not. He's shown to be not that far behind. And he's on a freaking loud motorcycle. Most people would notice that.)

Look, we all know Yusei would win in a fight, but not if he doesn't notice his assailant sneaking up behind him because he can't hear them before he gets whacked in the head.

In conclusion, it is very little wonder that he ends up getting kidnapped in canon.

#its also very little wonder that i have READ two fics wherein he gets kipnapped #not to mention the one that i WROTE wherein he gets kidnapped #he is just. very kidnap-able #yugioh 5ds #yusei fudo #(look i'm not the first person to put this out there its just been rotating around my brain like a fork in the microwave so #i'm posting about it lol) #(and yeah i know he notices the guy who whacks him in canon but still lol) #(i still hc that he is very easy to sneak up on because he can't hear you coming) #(it is however dangerous to sneak up on him because he will punch first and ask questions later lol)