#probably still wrong ugh lmao

[todayisafridaynight]

So I was going to comment I don’t know your favorite Yakuza character then I remembered it was Jo and I have to ask what specifically about him makes him number one?

if you're referring to my baddie baddies tier list, then that wasn't a tier list of my favorite yakuza characters it was a tier list specifically of how hot i found each antagonist to be unless you're coming from my DB blog where i said he was one of my faves but this/that amirite

regardless tho i will talk about why i love jo cause he genuinely is one of my fave charas in general and the reason for that uhhhhh he's neat :) and hot.

But In All Seriousness i unno, it's hard for me to explain why i like characters sometimes. i'll try under the cut tho cause It Gets Long

for jo, a big part of it is how he is as a father- or trying to be a father anyway. he didn't think twice about giving aoki up as a baby- he didn't even really care if he died or not. it was only thanks to masumi that aoki got that chance at life, and if it weren't for the fact he accidentally walked by masumi and aoki that one day jo probably would've gone the rest of his life without having a second thought about it

but thats the thing: they did cross paths that day, and jo's forced to confront the fact his actions did have consequences. he was forced to grow up out of that mentality he had as a kid- that if you don't look at the problem, it'll go away. evidently, they didn't: his actions had consequences, consequences that affected not only his or ikumi's life, but aoki was ultimately going to be the one to shoulder the burden the most because they couldn't be bothered to just give him to someone and tried to leave him in a locker of all places. it's what heightens jo's quote to ichi about taking responsibility as a yakuza all the more impactful in retrospect as well, and it's details like that that make revisiting the game all the more fun

but back to jo, he fully realizes what he did was fucked up, and that there's no conceivable way he can ever make amends or right his wrongs. joining the yakuza would be the next best thing for his goals, not like he saw much of an honest future for himself anyway. at the very least, he can try to support his son anyway he can no matter the cost- or at least, anyway he can for the most part.

jo's inability to kill masumi despite it being a direct order from aoki himself is also such a telling part of his character that makes me weep a little. he entered the yakuza with sole intentions of looking after aoki and taking care of him, nothing more or nothing less. ergo, it would be up to masumi to decide how much jo gets to be involved in his son's life

but that's the thing right: masumi would be the one primarily taking care of aoki. we know masumi tries to keep in touch with aoki via the beginning of the game where he laments his calls don't get returned, and masumi seemed to spend whatever time he could with aoki growing up based off of ichi's brief flashback.

being a yakuza boss be damned, jo got to see first hand how much masumi loved his son despite his circumstances that would've made a lesser parent quit or despise him- that despite his status as a yakuza boss, he would be there and be an active presence in aoki's life enough to annoy him and think of him as nothing more than a helicopter parent. i'm willing to bet that despite jo trying to brush off the sentiment that masumi was anything more than a patriarch to him, he probably did harbor genuine respect dare i say adoration for him. how could he not? even if masumi didn't know aoki wasn't really his son, he took care of him as though he were, complications and all.

if we wanna stretch it, then based off the RGGO iteration of sawashiro, he got his tattoo in direct honor of arakawa: if we're to believe that bits of RGGO sawashiro made it to Y7 sawashiro, then it's fair to say sawashiro's dedication and respect to masumi were immense (though we can make the argument that Y7 sawashiro might not have the same tattoo, or that his tattoo now could be dedicated to taking care of aoki instead- BUT this is speculation at this point, its just something i think of and i figured i'd add it).

which what makes One Of My Favorite Yakuza Scenes all the more meaningful: the day masumi is found dead, that's when we get to see jo really lose it and gives us one of the bloodier moments in the franchise. us getting to see jo actually puncture someone's eye in really heightens his anger with the circumstances at hand- i concede that jo was genuinely frustrated with how the yakuza were being toyed with, but i also dont doubt for a second he was sincere when he told ishioda he wanted to maim whoever took out masumi ishioda was probably thanking the stars tendo was the one to do him in amirite LMAOO. whether it's because of yakuza honor or having lost someone he cared about, jo's dedication is palpable and frightening when it's allowed to flourish

its weird to say tho someone said it a long time ago on one of my tags, but jo's sentimental for a yakuza, even if he wants to be a hard ass about it. he's made his life's purpose trying to right a wrong that can never be fixed (hell, his manner of fighting can be translated as "shame style" reaffirming that despite the years gone by and aoki's actions and disregard for him, he can't quell his guilt. never mind he was ready to take off ichi's finger based on the assumption he took aoki's money from him with his permission), and along the way i'm Hopeful in saying he found SOMEWHAT of a confidant in masumi to make his burden a bit lighter.

jo's by no means a good guy- not even by a long shot. he IS however an incredibly compelling character, and i'm glad that we get to see him somewhat again in LaD8 for however long they'll keep him around in that.

also his theme fucks 11/10 brutality's a fucking banger

#snap chats #god this is longer than i thought #i probably left out some notes but yeah. i love jo #i think he's great i love the arakawa family sm and jo's a real special part of it #i didnt think it would fit in the main text but one of my favorite throwaway lines from masumi #is talking about how jo can be softer on aoki compared to masumi #like UGH. I WONDER WHY //CRIES// #honestly i just wanna know how the family's arrangements were made yk what i mean #cause masumi would be with the tojo and sawashiro evidently would stick with aoki #i just wanna know when they decided that- i still believe jo went to america with him #that musta been ironically sweet of masumi huh. jo gets to spend all this time with his son #his bitch ass son who hates him and would rather see him dead LMAO //weeps// #but UGH AGAIN that just reinforces jo's dedication dont it. #it has me believe that if jo thinks about trying to correct his son he might be doing him another wrong #like Oh You Already Ruined His Lungs Now You're Going To Do This? #he might also have partial anxiety about being like his abusive father and not wanting to extend that to aoki #tho that part's more of a stretch if im honest #still it's safe to say jo doesn't push back against aoki because of his neverending guilt #uuuughhhh i could prob talk bout jo for hours he's just so good of a character to me i love love love him #i love it when characters try to do better even if it hurts them #I LOVE IT WHEN PARENTS LOVE THEIR KIDS AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. EVEN IF AOKI DON'T DESERVE IT ☠️ #its the parental issues in me sorry #but yeah if you read all this. thanks :) #and if not. well. i had fun rambling about jo anyway :)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#lmao nothing makes me feel more dyslexia than doing field work #i cannot do math in my head #i cannot process instruction. i cannot communicate literally anything. my communication skills r held together with string lol #my language skills lol. im constantly stumbling over words and forgetting words i need #whats the word...? how do u say it...? must be some of my most used phrases. my brain just works on a delay lol #me trying to learn german: well i can vaguely remember the shape of this word but not the actual spelling and also i cant remember how to #pronounce it. its so funny. my brain cannot read sounds into existence. i read aloud in English like an elementary schooler #also if u say the word out loud to me i will instantly forget it. lmao the effort it takes to get info into my brain #i sent off my personal statement for edits btw. which is terrifying bc its like my heart is bleeding thru my ribs and i pressed a page to #my chest. that is my personal statement. overindulgent and rambling. so the cuts will probably be brutal but thats fine #im not so sensitive abt the editing so much as im sensitive abt how i structured it. like did i do it wrong? should it have been clinical? #that seems so boring to me. idk we'll see what he thinks. i still think theres no way i get the scholarship but whatever. he's putting the #effort into working with me so i must show some potential. but also i cant find anything on how to format the statment from the department #and im annoyed at the uk grading system bc technically i have a 2:1 in my undergrad but literally if i round up by 0.01 on the us system id #have a 1st. and like not to diss the uk uni system but the way they grade is bullshit and also the us system is like brutal so i feel like #my grade should count for more lmao. im just bitter and worried i wont get in. bc the project would b so so so perfect #ugh. whatever. one step at a time. now onto the next thing. do i write or draw...? #unrelated

[lovecrazedpup]

having to be constantly happy for him is exhausting

#and im not even doing it right LMAO still pissed out at literally nothing #since i dont do hard physical labour i dont deserve to have bad days is what he said but honestly i dont have the energy for that #should i be taking it out on him ? no #am i ? yes #so i understand the frustration but like fuck me i literally need to be perfect or everything is wrong #god and i need to buy him a christmas gift otherwise ill like kms and feel awful #but ill like buy the wrong thing probably #i tried making something again but it was awful and ugly and bad so i gave up #maybe itll be a present ill give if we meet irl #so i have ages to mess around with it #my entire body hurts this sucks #i want to die #just realised how shit of a gf i am like i cant think of a christmas gift and i cant make one and i make him so upset #what is the Point #ugh #jamie.txt

[seventh-district]

CW: vent post

#Seven’s Public Diary #vent #cw vent post #every single time i think i’m ready to head back over to SunMoonTwt i open the app. switch to my S&M account. and immediately see some shit #that makes me be like ‘yeah no i’m gonna have to give it a few more days’ #i’d say lmao but it’s not even funny at this point i just. ugh. wish i didn’t feel so conflicted about it #it’s not about the content being made that’s still great i don’t have any issues with that. that’s the whole reason i wanna come back! #there’s a lot of great writers and artists over there and i don’t like missing out on their stuff! #but there’s also the p e o p l e #and it just. how do i put this… #opening SunMoonTwt feels like walking into a room where everyone else is already paired off into their little groups and ur just #standing there looking like a fool with no friends. it feels like everyone already knows everyone and anyone else that tries to involve #themselves with or participate in the conversations gets looked at like that meme of everyone staring at u w/ disgust during a party #it feels like walking in on a conversation that ur obviously not a part of #and i wish i could just ignore all of that and read the fics and admire the art and post my silly little ideas #but i can’t and i know it’s a me problem and i’m just overthinking things and that’s why i left in the first place #i can’t tell for sure but it’s probably just all in my head and no one else sees it how i do #but god if it doesn’t feel like i’ve walked into the wrong room when i scroll through my TL and see everyone interacting like they’ve known #each other forever. and i guess that’s just because i joined the party late. i dunno. i feel like the odd one out everywhere i go it’s just #amplified over there since all of the top creators seem to have this connection to each other that i’m scared to encroach on #i always feel like i’m gonna say or post the wrong thing. and it doesn’t help when i see some of them come together and shit-talk other #people in the community indirectly / behind their back. it makes me feel like i could be the next person to say something that gets taken #the wrong way and they’d be telling each other how much they can’t stand me and i’d never know #man. fandom twitter shouldn’t feel like high school cliques and drama all over again but it does sometimes #it just seems like u say one wrong word and everyone’s gonna dog-pile on u and rip u to pieces #the best way i can put it is like. leaving twitter and coming back to tumblr feels like how it was to leave school after a long day of #struggling to fit in with the popular crowd and finally getting to flop down on the couch at home and read a book and just be yourself #anyways. i’m sure i’m just overreacting and it’s not actually that bad. maybe i’m just not cut out for twitter with how bad my RSD is #it’s late and i’m tired and feeling bad so there’s a good chance i’ll delete this in the morning #just needed to get all these thoughts out or i was gonna explode

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

my loathing for romeo and juliet is pure. concentrated. unadulterated. absolute. consuming. ever-blazing like the fire in the pits of hell-

#this mostly stems from having to write several essays about it #i mean. it was already my least favourite shakespeare play but i am currently in the middle of writing an essay about the friar and ughhh- #the man was literally like #i really don't think it's possible for romeo to actually love juliet seeing as they only met yesterday but sure i'll marry them ig lmao #bro you care about romeo right??? #you. the whole point of this is that you're worried that his feelings aren't genuine and you don't want him to get hurt? #so why are you letting him get married? to resolve the conflict between the two households? because bro idk if it's worth it #sorry if i have gravely misunderstood this whole play please feel free to scream at me about how i'm so wrong lmao i just. ugh #i understand that the play is probably actually very deep and very meaningful but tbh idgaf i still hate it #tempest's dumb thoughts #sorry for the rant

[star-girl69]

protective clarisse save me ANWAYSSSS enjoy

*mentions of clarisse picking reader up and carrying her around

PLEASE ignore the fact i forgot ambrosia existed thanks 🙏🙏 yk i just be saying stuff

it starts out like any capture the flag game

except for the fact you’re on different teams

like in so it goes when clar tells y/n “don’t do anything i wouldn’t do”

everyone once in a while the teams switch up

and clarisse has a really hard time when you’re not on the same team, but she can usually function

she’s worried out of her mind obvi

we all know you’re her achilles heel

but for some reason this time clarisse just has a really bad feeling

she’ll probably threaten everyone on her team- if they so much as LOOK at you in the wrong way she’s going to make their lives a literal hell

and everyone is like ok scary lady 🫡

they all know clarisse don’t play about you

so the game is going pretty normal

you’re just doing your thing and clarisse is hunting around you

it’s really funny because you and a few of your siblings are just fighting whoever makes their way to you

and you win every time

bc clarisse is still letting you win 😭😭😭😭

the good members of her team get told to turn around

and then she lets the weaker ones, the stragglers she doesn’t care about, pass through and then smiles when you cheer after winning even tho she can’t see you

you feel her eyes on you tho sometimes it’s kinda creepy

but basically annabeth and the blue team had set up these trenches in random parts of the wood

they were lined with like a bunch of leaves and spare linens so they were soft at the bottom

but someone 🙄🙄🙄 ugh

forgot to soften up one of them and that’s the one you fall into

she hears you scream and she’s like WOAH HOLY FUCK

running through the woods you’re crying at the bottom of this 6 ft deep hole your siblings are screaming

like she literally throws herself to the ground and drags you out of the pit pure adrenaline

and like she could tell just by your screams and the look on your face that you were HURT HURT

but she knows you need her rn so she pulls you into her lap and asks what hurts

and you can’t even speak you’re in so much pain but you gesture to your leg and maybe clarisse just didn’t want to notice it before but like that bitch is BROKEN

she’s literally shaking

“it’s okay it’s okay baby it’s okay someone is gonna go get a healer right? SOMEONE IS GOING TO GO GET A HEALER, RIGHT?”

*cue like 10 random campers all running off*

and you’re screaming and crying and your siblings are freaking out so the game kinda stops bc everyone is like what happened 😭

then they just walk into this clearing and see you pale and crying and leg obviously broken, sitting in a shaking clarisse’s lap

one of her siblings definitely has to come over and subtly say that she’s like doing a good job LMAO

bc she is STRUGGLING

like she’s never been so scared in her life

her heart is pounding her hands are shaking

but for the first time in her life she’s not really angry right now

she’s just fucking terrified

and she HATES it

she’s stroking your hair and has her arm wrapped around your waist so tight

she tells you “just dig your nails into my arm”

and you can’t even comprehend what’s going on so she grabs your hands and let’s you squeeze so hard she swears her fingers come out a little crooked

FINALLY some apollo kids come over with a stretcher

so then she starts yelling at them “BE GENTLER SHES HURT DUMBFUCKS”

then finally after clarisse’s incessant screaming she holds your hand as they take you back to the healers

then 20 minutes later they reset your leg and put it in a little cast and give you some AMAZING painkillers

so you’re like omg

clarisse is like pale and sweaty and her heartbeat is so erratic one of the healers actually has to come over and be like “maybe you should sit down and get checked out..?”

she starts screaming at them

then you’re like “omg no my saviors are fighting ☹️☹️☹️☹️”

“no no i’m sorry i didn’t mean to make you sad it’s fine it’s fine we’re not fighting”

“yay!!!!!!!”

she has to lay down in your bed and take some really deep breaths in order to calm down

and you’re just happy bc you are floating and you have your gf with you

you’re babbling on about something and clarisse is like wtf is happening to me

but also she’s acting like you just died

holding your head to her chest and staring off into the distance like that one painting of ivan the terrible holding his dead son y’all know

and you’re just happy

she’s kissing all over your face and head and telling you about how she’s gonna help you

“i’ll carry you whenever you don’t feel like using your crutches, i’ll make sure you take all your medicine, i’ll find and kill whoever did this to you, i’ll sleep with you every night just in case, and i won’t let you out of my sight ever again, and i’ll make chiron switch the teams back”

she ends up doing all of those things obvi

she annoys chiron so much he makes a permanent rule that the ares and your cabin always have to be on the same team

clarisse becomes 10x worse in terms of protectiveness

like she’s watching you like a HAWK

she just felt so totally helpless in that moment so unprepared and she never wants to feel like that again

she doesn’t think her heart can take it actually 😭

she does find the person and loses dessert privileges for 5 months for what she did!!!!!

she sleeps with you ever night bc the meds make you sleep restlessly and she’s always there to whisper in your ear and lull you back to sleep

even if you’re like oh i can just use my crutches she’s always staring at the ground like it’s a monster that’s gonna hurt you so she’s like

“hm well i don’t think so actually haha just let me carry you”

“I WANT TO WALK CLARISSE”

*picking you up* “no it’s fine this is safest”

“LET ME DOWN”

basically you’re just the love of her life and she can’t imagine something else happening to you

#clarisse la rue #clarisse la rue x reader #clarisse la rue x y/n #clarisse la rue x you #pjo tv show #pjo x reader

[satoruhour]

🪻ugh your drabble about sore reader reminded of this one hc I think of so much that it’s embarrassing. Imagine gojo getting on sorcerer!reader’s nerves to the point that she and utahime almost have an anti-gojo hate club, and one time while bantering with him she jokes about his size or how he’s so self centred he probably can’t even make a woman cum.

Satoru only says “wanna see what I’m all about?” and safe to say she gets dicked down like there’s no tomorrow. Throughout the night he also makes fun of her for being all talk in the beginning but cumming so easily, makes her beg for it, will never let her live it down. Next day Utahime’s real pissed she lost her club’s vice chairperson.

My kitty isn’t even purring atp she’s meowing loud and crystal clear. Satoru who’s smug and a big tease in bed is so unbelievably sexy to me

a/n: discussions of incompetent dick game LMAO, oral f! receiving, fingering, p -> v sex, unprotected sex, creampies, multiple rounds

OHHHH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT ACTUALLY HYACINTH ANON sorry i took so long to get to this sobs. yes yesyes id like to think sorcerer was with them before but left the scene like nanami and never truly kept in touch with the students at tokyo high. id also like to think this happens before the actual series starts (ages 24 - 25) bc gojo might still be honing his technique and theres still that playful banter at that age. god and they have a school reunion and he does some annoying crap dude.... utahime is DEFINITELY debriefing with you after that whole thing. shes by your side the whole night recalling on the stupid shit gojo did as a hs kid, when he collapsed that mansion without putting up the veil. you had to calm her down LMFAO

but at the reunion there was alcohol and you both get hiiiiigh and all things get 18+ almost immediately, talking about how gojo def cant find the clit and he fingers women wrongly and cant make any use of his dick thats probs small 😭😭😭 which is like ... you also have an inkling that he might not be that small because he is .... 2 metres tall but ya never know with how cocky gojo is. and that inkling is gone instantly when u hear him talk cause his voice is so ANNOYING and dripping with cockiness. he also has that certain lilt in his voice that you realise he uses only with you, overly teasing and silky smooth and u hate how you notice that

gojo is fucked up as well, u know he doesnt hold his liqour well but hes sober enough to ask “wanna see what im all about?” and you especially hate how you look around to see where hime is at and when u just catch a glimpse of her heading into the bathroom, youre nodding slowly and you do nooooot know what youre getting urself into !

needless to say, gojo is already getting u so hot and bothered just from a simple kiss. he warped you two back to your apartment (bc he rather die than get found out by megs and tsumiki), which he has been to before !!!!! gods even the tension back then was so palpable but gojo was in a vulnerable place with geto and everything and didnt want to do anything that would hurt his heart more. you two make out for A WHILLLEEEE and if ure wondering if hes alr so good at kissing, what else is he good at ....?

youre proven wrong time and time again when gojo goes striaght for your clit, rubbing slow circles and he has u begging for more, more something just mere rubs. gojo has the gall to lick a stripe up your soaked panties and sucks a little at your clit and god he is LOVING the way all your previous insults about him fall short of your lips and doesnt have the same punch: “still doesnt prove your dick’s b-big—” gojo lips your panties to the side and eats you out. he eats. you. out. to prove a point but also he falls in love with your pussy, slobbering all over it and shit. “didnt tell my your pussy was so good, baby.” “cat got your tongue? do i live up to your standards?”

you realise hes cocky for a reason and that his tongue game is fucking insane. the same goes for his fingers, locking eyes when he first inserts his digits in and your moan is like heaven to gojo bc he likes nothing more than to prove people wrong. and this is the best way to do it !!!! “cum on my tongue, sweetness.” oh YOU DO !!! YOU DOOOOOO

and then you think gojos done with making his statement. nah. youre so fucked out just from oral and hes smirking down at you, bringing your hands to his crotch.

“what?”

“wan’ you to open my pants yourself.”

“so it’s small?”

gojo scoffs with a smile, he already finds himself addicted to you and your taste. “no. just curious to see your surprised face.”

it gets him off every time (even after dating. and cmon dont tell me you WONT be his gf or at least his fwb after this?) you react like that, mouth open and eyes never leaving his exposed cock that he could probably slam it inside.

wee woo and once he starts to fuck you ooohhhhhhggggghhh eveyrthing you say is INCOHERENT. you try to string words together, insults and name calling here and there but it’s always interrupted by moans and whines. “you’re so— mmhfuck— insanely anno— satoru!” its words and words but none of them make sense. youre drunk on his cock. he fucks you in every position imaginable and the first time he wants to pull out bc he isnt an asshole, you're trapping him between your legs and begging him to cum inside, inside, inside WOOOOWWW HE GOES INSANE.

“i’m on the pill, s-satoru! wan’ your cum inside, please, please—”

“you’re driving me fucking c—crazy. i will, i will.”

anyway yeah you guys go multiple rounds and youre rendered speechless at every turn, surprised at yourself that even when youre spent youre sinking down on his cock and riding him yourself right after you both came. everythings sticky and gross and gojos still sensitive but hes hooked on your pussy and lets you do whatever <33

the next morning u wake up caged in his arms and hes saying something annoying again. “wanna make this a regular thing?” and you attempt to reject him, pushing him away and getting up from your bed but youre sore everrywherreeee and he swoops in just as youre about to fall. “dick too good, huh?” you roll your eyes and just let yourself be pampered by him. you spend that next day just making out and being close to each other and u wonder what to tell utahime LMFOAAOAOA

you end up getting a few missed calls after gojo had sent a selfie of you both, blanket covering your naked bodies after doing the obvious and he just chucks ur phone to the side and continues to kiss you LMAOAOAOAO. oh sigh thats such a nice scenario maybe ill write it properly one day

hello hello!

#🪻 anon #asks #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo satoru smut #gojo x you #satoru gojo x reader

[weebsinstash]

Okay but AU where Miguel is an alpha and reader is normal but they still give off the smell of being in heat before their period or just once a month so poor Miguel has to struggle with an oblivious reader whose just going around saying hi to people like they’re not a walking talking advertisement for sex

Reader: what do you mean 'I probably shouldn't go near Miguel right now? I thought he looked like he had a headache earlier so I got him some of those empanadas he likes from the cafeteria and some migraine tea

Peter B, not sure how he can tell you without sounding like an absolute freak that his friend is an Alpha and can smell that you're ovulating right now and if you go near Miguel when you're like this you could end up pregnant: beeeeecaaaussssse, Mayday misses you! Yeah, come hold my baby and come this way and hang with us and definitely NOT to Miguel's office!

(Lmao Miguel just checking security feeds by coincidence and, ugh, double whammy combo, he sees you holding the baby, in his eyes looking like the CUTEST potential mom, and he's just like "well, if she gets pregnant it's God's will 🙏". 'Poke holes in the condoms' girl he doesnt OWN condoms and he tells you up front, on his shit like "we're married, this is what married couples do". Or it's like. Kinda like with superman lol, where Miguel's altered not completely human DNA skirts around the spermacide in condoms that's formulated for humans so he might knock you up unintentionally but once it's on the way he wont let you get rid of it and he's actually so excited)

He overhears another Alpha make comments on your body and your scent and you just turn your head to see Miguel holding them by the collar as their little feeties dangle in the air and he's growling at them to "watch who they're speaking about that way" and you're just left ignorant that he's basically strangling the dude cause he was saying the equivalent of "if Y/N doesn't watch out she's gonna end up knocked up" and "hey maybe it'll be me" (no, absolutely not, run laps cadet, the boss ain't happy with ya)

And it works in reverse too! He smells good and you definitely cant help but notice 😩❤️ He stands just a little too close to you one day and you can smell this kind of masculine musk, I feel like he's kind of like too lowkey a recluse holing himself up to wear men's cologne but he's also like kind of an older man so just like, the thought of him having the scented pomade for his hair and you smell things like his deodorant and body wash when he's too close and it all smells very much you know Male but in a sexy way, the scent of aftershave sticking to him some mornings, coffee on his breath when he points to something on a monitor over your shoulder, just all these sorts of smells to associate with his presence even if you can't pick up the intricacies of his more "biological" components. You're up working late once and you fall asleep in a chair and later on you wake up tucked in on a couch in a break room with a blanket that has a scent on it (to tell other Alphas to back off and let you rest) and you can't help but put your face into it. like, as a young girl I didn't understand but I'm 26 now and there are just some male colognes and just like idk scents where you smell it and it's just like UGH I bet the man who left this is big 😩❤️ if it's not overpowering and you're not used to smelling "dude scents" that shit can be dangerous in the wrong hands

You experience the rare event of Miguel actually sitting down for once (shocking I know) and your desire to help and also your coochie activates when you see him looking kind of tired and run down and like, rubbing his face with a hand and he's got a migraine and here you are, "let me platonically rub your shoulders sir it definitely isn't at least partially because I'm crazy crazy horny for you and something about you kinda lowkey makes me wanna serve you"

Like you reach out and start rubbing his neck and shoulders and he's just so sore and had been working so hard he's like GROANING and shit like 😩 how could I not run my fingers through his hair, how could I SURVIVE if he started doing that shit. I couldn't, he felt your nails lightly drag against his scalp and it sent shivers up his spine and now you're getting your back put on the nearest flat surface while he pulls all your clothes off

"Sorry, but I don't think I can hold myself back anymore."

#yandere stuff #sinprompts #yandere spiderverse #yandere miguel o'hara #ughhhhh he does things to me #i like my men like i like my eggs. a little aged and broken to pieces

[catboygretzky]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

6/?

📜 realexyblog

jean moreau stans make me SCREAM like you know NOTHING about that boy. like good for y'all but. i'm pretty sure no one has ever even heard him talk.

👁 jean-mor-uhoh

we know that he is french, tall, and a defenseman. we don't need anything else

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

*u forgot the sad grey eyes, dark hair, and bad posture.

#bout to create a whole ass man w the knowledge he's a backliner and french, watch this space

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

if no one calls kevin day princess to make him blush what's even the point of it all. huh. what's even the point.

#🙄 better be calling that girl princess every day of his life!!!! neil do it for the people!!!!

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🫡 exyisntreal follow

hey exyblr how we feeling about neil josten being the son of a gangster

🐋 sexyexy

wasn't on my neil bingo but maybe it should have been

💃fox-me-up follow

makes this kevneil mafia au i'm working on,,,,a little awkward askdhf

🙀 catboyneiljosten

ngl. kinda hot.

#kevneil mafia au tho 👀

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🥰 boytoyjeremyknox follow

had a dream i asked jeremy knox to sign my thigh so i could get it tattooed but dream jeremy spelled his name wrong. dream me still got it tattooed tho

jerm knox fans rise!!!!! dumb blonde rep we need

😎 foxyknoxy

JERM

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

jerm and jean bout to take over the world babbyyy!!!!

#wonder how he feels knowing your dream version of him is a himbo #i mean same lmao but whatever

256 notes

👅 nastyneiljosten

oh, you chose your favourite team based on something that ISN'T 'breedability' ??????? unrealistic

🧸 mreow-bearcats-mreow

you are not seeing heaven (affectionate)

👅 nastyneiljosten

tbf sometimes i choose exy teams bc of how good the fic for the team is.

#you chose to be friends w me so u have to deal w this

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

love the concept of andrew minyard. like. he's 5'0". he's almost killed multiple people. his bro HAS killed someone. could be the best in the world if he tried. he's a fox, so ya know. whatever comes with THAT. ugh he's a bug i want to study............always around but never at the forefront so you don't really KNOW. he's a martyr. he’s never done anything wrong……besides the whole juvie probably/almost killed someone……he is a girl……..he is the bestest boy………..he is a malewife………he’s a poor little meow meow……probably would rip me to shreds for even THINKING that. also he's a goalie.

#the being a goalie part adds an entire layer to him #zero goaliess are at all normal #andrew minyard #psu #goalie tag

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🌸 a-softer-exy

kevin day

#kevin day #psu foxes #palmetto foxes #exy #poetry #palmetto #edgar allen university #web weave

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#all for the game #the sunshine court #kevin day #neil josten #jeremy knox #andrew minyard #jean moreau #tsc #aftg #exyblr #once again.........the web weave is the most accurate part #i'll stop making these when i stop having fun which is NEVER #only 15 notes on each one will NOT stop me #will it stop me from posting this at noon on a tuesday? ALSO NO #kevneil

[write4cench]

count on me.

summary : after a deep heartbreak, central cee is the first person you run to for comfort.

pairings: bestfriend!central cee x reader

genre: just fluff and maybe a little angst?

word count : 1.3k ( unedited )

a/n: this is my first post ever so i don’t really know how to work this thing lmao, i realised there was not much posts for central cee so i decided to make my own!! also give me requests... please... 🫶🏾

you sit on the couch of central cee’s flat, completely bawling your eyes out lowkey maybe ugly crying as you let out tears as a result of betrayal, anger and heartbreak.

it’s pouring outside and the evening has already approached making it dark, fitting the current emotions you are enduring and experiencing upon breaking up with your boyfriend of a year.

he cheated on you and had been cheating on you for about two months within your "short" relationship. despite people warning you, you were too deep in love and turned a blind eye towards it until you stumbled across him cheating in front of your own eyes.

and one of those people who warned you was the same one who’s beside you comforting you right now.

central cee.

“i can’t believe he’d actually do me that way, after everything i’ve done for him this is how he treats me.” you sob, dabbing your puffy eyes with a tissue to clear the flowing tears that roll down your cheeks.

central cee sits beside and you nods to show he’s listening and still present as he holds the box of tissues within his hands.

you know he’s always expressed that he’s not the best at comforting or showing love for people, but the fact that he’s still trying his best to show you here’s there for you makes you feel not alone.

you throw the tissue that's scrunched up within your hands into the bin in front of you, “i’m an idiot, i was too dumb in love.”

he furrows his eyes upon you violating and bringing yourself down, “you’re not y/n, don’t bring yourself down for something that wasn’t your fault.” he utters his voice soft and comforting.

yet you still continue to cry covering your face with your hands, there’s a silence that fills the room aside from your little sobs and the storm outside.

he leans over to pat and rub your back as you let it all out, looking at you once before gazing off into the room as he can feel your hurt that angers him.

“i always knew he was a fucking dickhead,” he begins upon the slight anger he suddenly feels seeing you hurting, “i could tell he wasn’t it from the beginning, but i didn’t wanna get involved in your situation.”

and that’s the truth, he always earned you whenever he saw anything suspicious or unusual with your boyfriend; whether that was him hanging out with numerous women, not mentioning you at all he knew something was up.

he never liked your boyfriend at all from the beginning but didn’t wanna seem disrespectful towards you both.

and he didn’t want to get involved where he shouldn’t be; he was just your friend, nothing more, he probably didn’t mean as much to you as him.

“ugh, i should’ve paid more attention to everything, from the lies to the clear fucking truth.” you explain turning to look up at him as he only nods showing that he’s listening.

“you did nothing wrong y/n, don’t put the blame on yourself.”

he helps you to pull out another tissue after you throw the previous one into the bin in front of you; he moves his hand from your back and just sits there keeping you company.

“i look so stupid.” you laugh at yourself as you think about how’d you look crying after falling for someone’s obvious games.

central cee lets out an exhale of disapproval, “nah, you’re fine.” he beams at you as you glance at him, your eyes puffy and red.

his smile makes your heart warm up and you force a small smile despite the pain you’re feeling.

you’ve stopped crying for a moment, but you can feel the tears flowing in once more as your reminded of your heartbreak.

your lip quivers a little and he notices so raising his brows slightly as he can tell your on the verge of crying again, he grins as he watches your eyes water up.

“it’s calm, let it out.” he insists as he chuckles in a comforting manner as he watches you sarcastically smile before covering your face with your hands once more.

of course you’re crying again, you feel like you’ll never get over this heartbreak… ever…

he exhales deeply before reaching over to give you a comforting hug, he stays there for a moment and you begin to feel almost at ease under his embrace.

he’s the only guy who’s been there for you through thick and thin, no matter what you're feeling or whether you're in the wrong or not he's still always there for you.

at least you’ve got him, there for you.

you sit up straight and move your hands away from your face and sniffle as you wipe your eyes once more, you turn your head to look at him and he just smiles again.

"you keep smiling."

"do i? i mean, i'm trying to lift your mood up guess it's not working." he goes off explaining as his eyes dance around the room.

and it works, you let out a little laugh upon his short explanation to which he realises and only just glances at you with the same smile.

he's adorable.

"no, it's working."

"oh really?" he questions you his brows slightly raised to which you nod and hum in response.

there's a sudden silence that surprisingly isn't awkward as you stare off into the distance, rubbing your eyes and he watches you do so.

"you gonna cry?"

you shake your head as you reach for a pillow beside you and place it onto your lap fiddling with it to distract yourself.

it still does hurt and you still will need more time to get over it completely but you realise you can't spend the time crying all day as much as you feel like you want to.

"no, i'm good." you add sniffling.

"you sure, you want ice cream or something i don't know.. i can find something." he offers looking over into the open kitchen.

and there you are, sitting in front of his kitchen island as he rummages through his freezer looking for ice cream for you.

he's not surprised you wanted some, after all he's known you for years now to the point he'd like to assume he knows almost everything you enjoy.

"ben and jerry's, you want that?" he questions you as he searches through the contents of his freezer.

"what flavours do you have?"

he lets out an uhhh sound as he looks to read the labels for the flavours of the only two ice cream tubs he has; he then pulls them out and holds them in both hands before placing them in front of you.

"cookie dough, vanilla."

you blink upon the two as you think about which one you'd like the most, before reach your hand out to grasp the cookie dough one.

"i knew you would pick that one." he chuckles.

simply you just glare at him for a moment before bringing the small tub of ice cream towards you. he reaches for the vanilla tub you didn't want and opens his freezer to put it back in.

"let me get you a spoon."

meanwhile as he gets you a spoon you open the tub that's cold before he passes you your spoon, you thank him before getting straight to eating your ice cream.

"you good now?" he looks at you as you take a small spoonful of ice cream and you only shrug your shoulders.

"it's not like ice cream's gonna heal the heartbreak." you reply.

and he sighs in approval before finishing, "yeah, you right, but i'm gonna assume it did something."

he stands in front of you leaning onto the counter that's behind him as he awaits your response, you just simply hum eyes glued onto eating your ice cream and he smiles.

you're cute.

"i guess it did... this is actually good." you admit with your mouth slightly filled with ice cream.

"you can't go wrong with ice cream, innit?"

"duh."

at least despite the heartbreak you're going through and all you've been through you know someone is there for you no matter what, whether you're in the wrong or not.

he's the only guy you've ever been his close with that hasn't ever done you wrong.

he's always by your side.

#central cee #cench #central cee x reader #central cee imagines #central cee x you #central cee x y/n #central cee fluff #central cee smut #centralceeedit

[oneshlut]

Your Valentine (Veneer x Reader) [Headcanons]

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Summary: General Valentines headcanons for Veneer

Extra Info: Happy Valentines!! Hyperfixation on Veneer so why not lmao,, Takes place pre-canon! Since Veneer is such a difficult character to write for with reader inserts and whatnot, I tried to keep the reader's occupation and all up to interpretation. I'll work some stuff out if someone requests meeting and crushing headcanons!!

Believe me when I say that Veneer is an absolute sucker for Valentine's Day. As a kid, he adored making his own letterbox for the holiday in class, and even as he grew older, he loved giving Valentines gifts to his friends, and especially Velvet! Velvet never really participated in the holiday other than wearing pink, but he didn't mind.

As you probably know, he also loved being the center of attention. Being absolutely spoiled growing up, receiving at least five valentines every year, then upping the rate of valentines he received as a pop star by at least 1000%, Veneer wasn't taken out of the spotlight often. This caused him to become a bit of a brat when it came to receiving gifts.

However, Valentine's Day quickly became a bit of a bore without a real "valentine". The letters he received began to repeat themselves, repeating the same phrases over and over.. couldn't his fans be a bit more creative than just "be mine"? Veneer would rather just buy gifts for himself at this point.. which wouldn't be too bad of an idea. Ooh, maybe he could get those new pair of shoes he's been seeing everywhere!

His perspective on the holiday quickly changed, though, as soon as he found himself a valentine. Well--a future one, he supposed. Who could turn the Veneer down, anyway?

And so, we introduce you to the scenario. You were the one to change his point of view, you were the one he wanted to spend Valentine's with. Of course, he denied his feelings at first. Why would he even think about romance? He had a job to do! Which was to be famous! And sing! And.. other things-! Veneer didn't have the time to date--especially if he had to present himself as taken to the public.. Ugh, that was way too much work. Not like he was nervous about being rejected or anything, he wasn't allowed to be..

As of the week before Valentine's Day, the two of you were "just friends". That's what you thought you two would ever be. He's.. Well, you're sure he's got better options than you. He was famous, for god's sake! And you were.. you were sure he didn't like you back. And how wrong you were.

Veneer definitely got a lot more fidgety as the holiday was approaching. It started out with the simple tapping of fingers, to bouncing his legs, then to wrapping his arms around eachother (via stretchy limbs). This nervous behavior wasn't going to just pass over Velvet.

Velvet was used to Veneer being nervous sometimes--especially before a big show. It got annoying for her to deal with all the time, but this jittery side of him was extremely new, and suspicious. He wasn't his usual sassy self, and the thought made Velvet even more irritated than usual.

When Veneer was confronted by this behavior by his sister, he immediately shrugged it off. Stage performances definitely helped with his acting for this scenario. Outright denying his sister of his strange behavior--despite the video evidence of him fidgeting during interviews--he quickly changed the subject, drowning out Velvet's interjecting voice. Okay, now she was pissed.

Not for long, though. Considering their upcoming performance in five minutes, Velvet took a deep breath and acted rationally for once. Even throughout the performance, Velvet could still tell something was off about her brother. Whatever--she had better things to worry about than her lame brother. Velvet could care less, as long as Veneer didn't mess up their image or anything.

And with that, Veneer was in the clear. But still extremely nervous. It was now only the day before Valentine's, so he had to ask you today or never. Why was he even nervous? He was confident about himself in every way, the thousands of gifts sent to him throughout the week proved that he deserved to be adored, why wouldn't you think the same?

Well.. thinking of it more now, you treated him more than just a celebrity. You saw him as a person--someone with feelings, someone that deserved to be treated with kindness. You always brought that point up to him when Velvet would treat him poorly. The fact that he deserved more. He never really got your point--after all, Velvet was his sister! That's what siblings do, they fight, they tease, and they have to do everything together. If he wasn't what Velvet wanted him to be, who was he? Veneer didn't get your point until now.

So--that was the main reason he was nervous. You saw him as his true self, accepted him as his true self, and.. you were aware of his flaws. That's what he was afraid of.

Either way, he persevered. Veneer isn't one to back down from something, especially when he's already committed with money and all. That's right--he went classic! A rose of your favorite color, a box of your favorite chocolates, and the nicest accessory he could find in the most expensive-brand store in the city. Unfortunately, shopping for Valentine's items in public as a famous celebrity drags a lot of attention to him. He normally loved the attention, but going shopping without his sister wasn't a great look on the news. Especially when it would eventually track back to Velvet herself, who didn't give Veneer permission to leave. But that was the least of his concerns at the moment.

News spread fast in the city, so it didn't take long for it to reach you aswell. Hearing that Veneer was out shopping for a Valentine's gift for his valentine made your heart drop slightly. You shouldn't have been disappointed, it wasn't like you were expecting anything. Nevertheless, the thought.. upset you. Clicking your phone off of the news website, you put it away, sighing outside of his door.

It took a bit of searching, but Veneer eventually found you outside of the door to his room. Why would you be here, of all places? You also seemed to be pretty deep in thought, not noticing him at first. He tapped your shoulder, and you immediately jumped, snapping out of your daze.

Honestly, Veneer was the last person you expected to see at the time. You figured he would be off to meet his valentine, busy with someone else to confess and--.. and suddenly the pieces started to come into place in your mind. His hands twisted behind his back, the rosy color that covered his cheeks, and the way he avoided eye contact. With that realization, your face flushed the same color as his did.

Saying that Veneer was anxious would be an understatement. When he gets nervous, he tends to overuse words like a middle school girl, confessing with multiple "like"s and "literally"s. It's funny, don't worry.

And if you accept? Well, he knew that you would. Totally. That doesn't stop him from overreacting, though. At the simplistic words of "Of course", he immediately loops his arms around you multiple times. Again, via stretchy limbs. Overjoyed, you embraced him in return. Veneer couldn't be happier at the fact that he was your Valentine.

He'll deal with Velvet's fury later.

#headcanons #x reader #request please #requests open #x reader headcanons #fluff #x reader hcs #tooth rotting fluff #mount rageous #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls band together x reader #trolls x reader #veneer x reader #velvet and veneer #trolls veneer #velvet trolls #veneer trolls #trolls velvet #trolls veneer x reader #valentines day #valentines gifts #happy valentines #valentines hcs #themed headcanons #valentines themed #no beta we die like floyd #crush headcanons #romantic headcanons

[c-t-r-l14]

A RETROSPECTIVE, A REFLECTION, AND YES, ANOTHER DAMN ALEX RANT.

What I find the most amusing is the fact that Saku likes my rants about Alex.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if ya’ll know me as, “That One Girl Who Despises Alex”, because I write about how mad he makes me, and have MULTIPLE RANTS about how much I dislike him and his gaslighting, excuse-making, manipulative, no-backbone having, crybaby bitch ass.

Like—I be jumping Alex, reading his ass for filth, and be downright destroying him and Saku reads it and is like “Lmao, good stuff”, and LIKES THE DAMN RANTS.

It’s really crazy because at first, I was really scared about posting my first ever rant about him, because before people saw just how immature Alex was being in the breakup audio, a lot of people were jumping listener in the comments and talking about how it was their fault that this happened in the first place. Now, listener is definitely NOT a saint, at all. Even though I sympathize with them, what they did was wrong—point BLANK. But the way their relationship ended wasn’t entirely their fault.

I remember reading the comments and there were some people who said, “Ugh, if listener just didn’t say anything at all, this would’ve never happened”, but that shit confuses me so much?? I do agree that they should’ve been more careful about their approach when it comes to confrontation, but if THIS is the way Alex reacts when Listener looses their cool and does something in the heat of the moment, who is to say that it wouldn’t happen at all? He was so damn quick to end a four year relationship over a mistake. He never put in any work to see why listener acted out that day. He never once tried to talk to them, he acknowledged the fact that they don’t usually act like this, made up stupidly flimsy excuses on why the relationship would supposedly would not work, said some out of pocket shit about them not being the right partner for a long distance relationship, AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GASLIGHT THEM into thinking that THEY were the crazy one for reacting to what he just said, tried to manipulate them into thinking that the reason why their relationship ended was all their fault, and tried to act like HE was the mature one by making the decision to end it in the first place—-

And you’re telling me you saw ALL OF THIS UNFOLD, and your first thought was, “Oh yeah, all of this is definitely listener’s fault. They had it coming, lmao. Good luck to Alex in the States.”

OH H E L L NO.

If he had been so quick to end his relationship of F O U R Y E A R S in a heartbeat over something he K N E W to be an out of character mistake, then what on God’s green Earth would make ya’ll think that he’d stick around had listener stayed silent???? Listener will make mistakes, and there will come a time when their emotions will get the best of them (as it does with all of us), and you guys really believe that Alex’s fickle, emotional whiplash having, “this would be good for us, we both wouldn’t be tied down anymore 🥺” headass would still stay then???

Because, HE W O U L D N ‘ T.

He saw the opportunity to leave, and he took it. He already had his mind made from the jump when he told his mother and father, his friends, his acquaintances, his ancestors—and the ENTIRE W O R L D that he was taking that NYC job and his partner was last to know. Listener—-his own goddamn partner—-was the only person he needed to get rid of. They were his “burden” to bear, and he wanted to rid himself of it. And he didn’t want to seem like the bad guy, so he made excuses to make the break up easier on himself, pushed the blame away from him, and cried like the little baby back bitch he is in order to make it seem like this was such a hard decision to come to. He disregarded listener’s feelings, disregarded them as a whole, disrespected them, and left them with (probably) more trauma then what they started with.

I am sick and tired of seeing people blame the listener for everything that happened. They did not deserve the way they were broken up with at all. Alex isn’t a victim. He never was—and he stopped being the “mature one” (if you can even call it that) the moment those dumbass excuses came out of his slimy mouth.

For the people who were saying, “Alex deserves better than listener! I hope he finds a new partner.” Ya’ll need to realize that if this is how he acts when listener makes a mistake, he will do the absolute same thing with his future partners. He will give up the entire relationship and make an exit plan as soon as they do something even a little bit out of character. People who fold that easily and refuse to put effort in their relationship will NEVER KEEP IT. He will end up being single, and I know he’s the type of person who will never consider himself as a factor as to why his relationships all end in faliure because he has such a victim complex.

This man deserves absolutley nothing, ya’ll! NOTHING!

And I hope that one day, he realizes what he did was wrong, and apologizes to them. I will literally not be able to die peacefully if this doesn’t happen.

The craziest thing is that back in the olden days (four months ago), I would’ve been so scared to publish this whole rant, ya’ll. 😭 My dislike for Alex has been a hyper-fixation that held me in a massive chokehold—and I was honestly scared I was going to get hated on for not liking him (as well as my reasons for disliking him in the first place). But in the most strange turn of events, a lot of people share the same disdain I have for him too, and the comments on that break-up audio is now more critical toward Alex than it is toward listener, and these were both really big shocks to me. I’m really happy that a lot of people enjoy my rants, and even more happier (and surprised) to see Saku HIMSELF like my rant posts too.

Like literally ya’ll, I couldn’t believe my eyes. The love ya’ll leave for these rants are the reasons why I feel more and more confident to make them in the first place, and I appreciate it all very much.

So, here’s to next year, and to all the rants I’ll make in the future! And I hope we’ll all have a great year!

(Except for you, Alex. I hope your credit card declines when you try to pay for that $2.90 train fare and nobody opens the emergency door for you).

#sakuverse #zsakuva #alex zsakuva #I love ya’ll fr #i’m so pissed off ya’ll don’t even know the half of it #he better apologize #he makes me so pissed off #i really do hope his credit card declines and he has massive train delays #Ya’ll should really know the drill by now #If you follow me you should know what you’ve signed up for c’mon now #anyway #hope ya’ll have a good year #except for Alex I hope when there’s cops there when he tries to jump the turnstyle in the train station

[fatuismooches]

SMOOCHES!!! Hii my dove!! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

OKay so! Since fragile!reader was in a coma for like a really reallyyyy long time, it means Dottore didn’t really have anybody to cook for him. 😭I’m glad we all agree this man probably can’t/couldn’t cook well, so you were the one always cooking his meals before you got sick. And sure ! Maybe you did teach him a few recipes but they won’t taste the same! Or how he wasn’t able to enjoy the sweets you would bake for him before whenever he would stay up working on his experiments in your dorm. I Can just imagine that while you’re in your coma, he probably tries baking/cooking so that when you do wake up from your coma, he can treat you to perhaps some food he made. Would it be burnt? Obviously…but I feel like whenever he does have free time and you’re baking/cooking, he would try to help you instead of Zandy helping you. He probably shoo’s the child away LMAO. I really enjoy that one HC that someone made about him taking an hour out of his day. Since just the both of you baking and talking over simple things </3 I’m very delulu as you can see. I just wanna bake chocolate chip cookies with my love and talk about the most generic things while we wait for the cookies to bake. 😭

Anyways I hope you’ve been enjoying Fontaine! I was able to finish the archon quests and plan on starting exploration the day I’m writing this. I really think Fontaine is my fav region bc of how gorgeous and fun it is. But have a wonderful day my love! Lots of cuddles and chu chus

-from your dear boo boo bear 🎐 anon ೀ

🎐 ANON!!! MY LOVE <3 THANK YOU FOR THIS BRAINROT!

Yup yup, do NOT let Dottore cook 😭 It will not go well. The first time you let him cook dinner in the dorm was also the last time. From then you tried to teach him some basics so everything he knows is from you, but even still it's not the best... only the bare minimum. So Zandik had always left the kitchen stuff to you which he had no problem with. He never admitted defeat... but in this particular skill he had to.

But he only realizes the extent of his ineptitude when you're not here anymore. I feel like his lab wouldn't even have a kitchen a first lol he only got it put in since he knows you'll want to cook when you wake up from your coma. And even though he gets it for you he avoids the room like a plague because it somehow reminds him of you cooking in that cramped dorm kitchen from long ago.

Until finally after a long period of time and no signs of you waking up Dottore bites the bullet and tries his hand at your forte. Truthfully he never understand why he wasn't good, he thought of cooking as a sort of experimental procedure, just follow the directions in the cookbook and surely the food would turn out fine, right? Wrong! No matter how much he follows the directions down to the wire it turns out horribly. Even if he wings it, it's much worse. He swore he could hear you laughing and making fun of him... even though you had been asleep for centuries.

UGH YES ZANDIK HELPING YOU 😭 Hey, he may not be able to do all of the actual cooking but he can still slice and cut things up pretty good (he has experience if yk what i mean) which is quite helpful to you since your hands are shaky. You have to comfort bb Zandy that you'll hang with him later before hugging him (he throws the meanest look and sticks his tongue out at Dottore)

Oh yes that was 💌 anon's hc !! <33 Sometimes you feel guilty for "wasting" his time so you try to not make it a habit but he always lectures you for thinking that way. I mean surely he has more important things to do than doing some silly little baking with you but he always reassures you in his gruff to the point way of speaking that he likes it.

Yup, I've been loving Fontaine very very much! The story has been my fav part and I also love the underwater scenery 💖 Good luck on your exploration! I think it is a lot of fun doing stuff in the sea, it feels so new and unique ❤️ (Sumeru desert flashbacks)

#smooches talks #🎐 anon #fragile reader <3 #dottore love notes <3 #omg u sitting on his lap waiting for the stuff to finish baking :( #and then u fall asleep and somehow watching u makes me fall asleep to and then the two of u wake up to the clones putting out a fire <3 #and yea fontaine has been so... invigorating

[hereforsterekcontent]

Imagine this sign at the entrance to the preserve lmao

There are so many options as to who would put it there...

...maybe Laura (in an alive hale family scenario) because she REALLY doesn’t need to see her teenage brother and his little boyfriend awkwardly exchange handjobs ever, and that means EVER, again. God this is worse than when she walked in on him masturbaring years ago and she still hasn't completely recovered from that. Although "nice panties, Stilinski!" she can't help tease, pointing at his batman boxers. "Laura!" Derek screeches , frantically trying to get the zipper of his jeans up while simultaneously trying (and failing) to shield Stiles from his sisters looks. "Thanks Laur!" the idiot himself laughs. "STILES!" Derek looks scandalised and okay maybe embarrassing him is worth the nightmarish images she will now have to live with a little bit. She always liked the Sheriffs kid. What she can't, however, live with, is catching her uncle in a quite similar, if not slighlty more compromising situation with..."Oh my god is that Allison Argents DAD?? Uncle Peter what is wrong with you, he's married! YOU are married!" She puts the sign up right after that incident (and after snitching on uncle Peter to her mom). Enough's enough. Unfortunately some of her younger siblings inevitably stumble upon the sign and after asking their parents what "fuck" meant at the dinner table, with the Sheriff present mind you, Misses Hale makes her take it down immediately, scalding her especially strictly, considering the towns Sheriff (and their very likely future in-law) is present. If Laura tells them about her initial reason (stumbling upon Derek and Stiles) to get them off of her case and distract them, it's not her proudest moment, but well you gotta do what you gotta do and seeing her brothers eyes widen with fear is admittedly a nice bonus.

...Maybe Derek after he had to stumble upon yet an other pair of teenagers making out there when he justed wanted to to go for a nice little evening run. Stiles would obviously find it hilarious at first but also most definitely take it as a challenge. At one point they'd probably be patrolling the borders of the preserve after a particularly viscous fight with a coven of witches or something equally fucked and Stiles would jokingly initiate some making out wich would probably turn into either him blowing Derek or Derek fucking him against the sign. Either way Derek would somehow manage to leave clawmarks on it which, again, Stiles would be absolutely delighted over. The betas would probably shake their heads at him because he had forbidden them all from getting it on in the woods near his house since "just because we are part wolf doesn't mean we have to behave like wild animals, Erica " so what happened to practicing what you preach, boss? He'd be embarrassed but probably stand by it though, he's stubborn like that. If Derek wants to go to what is basically his back gardens and plow his mate into a tree or make out like teenagers with him in the flower field behind the old shed then he by all means will do so, it's his land . Also...he's the alpha goddammit >:(

...it admittedly does seem most like a Stiles thing to do though. Like he's not a werewolf, he can't hear or smell it (thank god for that one) from yards away if there's s someone doing the nasty behind a tree. No, poor, unsuspecting Stiles would have to inevitably stumble into what's going on resulting in him letting out a screech that would have Derek drop everything at the grocery store a town over and run to his mates aid. Because "Scotty, my pal, my brother, there is only so much our friendship can take. And having to see your bare ass in broad daylight is NOT one of them! Ugh hell no Allison, please tell me thats not-Oh hey babe, what are you doing here, I thought you went to get me icecr- woah what's going on with the fangs and the eyes did something happen??"

Anyways after one time to many he would eventually stalk towards the most popular make out spot, the sign in hand and hammer it into the ground without further explanation. It does speak for itself he reckons. Derek and the others would probably follow him and watch all amued. That is until Isaac jokingly says that no-ones going to listen to Stiles' sign anyways and Dereks eyebrows shoot up immediately communicating that his mates little sign will be taken seriously or else.... Also he's pretty sure Stiles is willing to make an exception for him....

#sterek #hale family #the hale pack #laura hale #hale family feels #petopher #disaster hales #sterek mates #my stuff

[cowboyjigen]

WHATS A GUY GOTTA DO?!

or zoro tries (and fails) to swoon the person of his dreams (multiple times)

warnings: joking angst (zoro is just bad with emotions), love-drunk zoro agenda, simp zoro agenda, zoro agenda :), zoro gets advice from the wrong people (sanji, frankie, brook), chopper wing man arc, i probably didn’t capitalize names cause ugh, these tags aren’t fully accurate i just can’t be bothered lmao

“Sanji. You cannot say anything to anyone about this.” Sanji looked up from the plates in front of him, side-eyeing the swordsman.

“Say anything about what?” He fully turned to Zoro, who was standing in the doorway holding what looked to be a box of chocolates and flowers. “And just who are those for?” He half-laughed, racking his brain for who Zoro would go as far as buying sweets for.

Zoro cleared his throat before speaking, “They’re, uh, for Y/N.” His face flushed as he looked away from the blonde.

“And who convinced you to get those?”

Still looking away he answered, “Chopper.” That was it for Sanji, he couldn’t hold back his laughter anymore.

“You need far more than that to woo the true beauty that is Y/N. Let me help.” Zoro cringed, he know this was going to be a bad idea. 

But alas, he didn’t have any other options so he nodded.

“What are you two doing?” A voice rang from bellow where the two stood.

“Zoro is wants to get with Y/N!” Sanji called back, peering over the edge, “I’m helping him set up an uber romantic dinner venue.”

Brook let out a laugh, “Dinner is never complete without entertainment! Oh I know I’ll write a song to perform just for the pair of you!” He danced around joyously “Oh but first let me help you set up!”

Brook hopped up to be met by an eccentric Sanji and equally embarrassed Zoro. “Now, do you think a cream or vanilla table cloth goes better?”

Zoro stood awkwardly to the side as the two gushed over things that he thought were honestly just trivial. Flower placement, which side the salad fork goes, where to perfect put each chair so the lighting was right. If made his head hurt, so he quietly moved off to the side where he found Frankie looking confused at the antics.

“What’s all that about?”

“I made the mistake of agreeing to have Sanji help with asking Y/N out.”

“If it’s a date you want then you just gotta impress them with your sick moves and body!” He struck a pose and Zoro looked down at himself for a second.

He couldn’t really fathom what was special. Sure he’s a good swordsman, and his body isn’t all that bad. But the longer he looked the more scars of failure he noticed and the more he noticed the more in his head he became.

So engrossed in his insecurities, Zoro failed to notice the person walking towards him. He also failed to notice the shouting of his name until two hands were placed on his shoulder.

“Huh?” He finally looked up, Frankie was gone. In the distance he could see Brook and Sanji waiting for an all clear. His cheeks flushed again.

“I said, do you know what they’re up too?” a thumb jutted backwards, he didn’t need to look to see what they were pointing at.

“It’s um. They helped me. Uh.” He stuttered before cursing under his breath, “They were helping me set up dinner. I was hoping you’d join me? As a date?”

“Hmm, Sanji’s cooking, Brook’s singing, and you,” a finger was pointed at his chest, “as my date? How could I say no.”

Zoro smiled taking Y/N by the hand, “Then by all accounts,” he gestured to the table.

“Y’know, if you wanted to ask me out you could have just gotten me chocolates.” Zoro blushed for the nth time that day, he’d have to tell Chopper that he was right all along.

#sorry this sucks lmao #roronoa zoro x reader #one piece #one piece imagine #one piece drabble #zoro #zoro imagine #zoro drabble #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #roronoa zoro imagine #percy is trying her best #roronoa zoro drabble #one piece x reader #x reader #fanfiction #imagine #drabble #smut #fluff #zoro fluff #sanji #frankie op #brook op #chopper op #tony tony chopper #pirate hunter zoro #zoro agenda #⚓️; one piece #30 tags

[lynn-writes-things]

Fuuuuuck ME your writing is FABULOUS QUEEN 👸🏼

Your characterizations for the jujutsu kaisen men are 💯

If it’s up your alley, would you consider flirting/crushing on a love interest HCs for the men?

YES ABSOLUTELY!!!! thank you for the compliments my dear! and thank you for the request!!! <3

(btw I am getting to all the other requests as well, I'm back from the dead y'all lmao)

jjk men crushing on you <3

ft: Yuji Itadori; Megumi Fushiguro; Toge Inumaki; Yuta Okkotsu; Noritoshi Kamo; Satoru Gojo; Suguru Geto; Kento Nanami; Toji Fushiguro; Naoya Zenin (might be ooc?)

(I decided to exclude the curses from this one, cause Choso would be a fucking wreck and would probably have a nervous breakdown tbh, and Sukuna is, well.. Sukuna lmao)

Yuji Itadori:

ohhhhhh my god he's horrible

geuinely the WORST when he's crushing on someone

he wants to talk to you SO BAD!!!

so he always tries! he's always trying to be near you all the time and talk to you about stuff!!

however...

Yuji does not know how to act around someone he's crushing on :(

he talks to you, but he does not stop talking lmao

stutters a lot, trips over his words, messes up everything he tries to say but keeps fuckin' talkin' anyways

SO clumsy because all he can focus on is you, so he's tripping over his own two feet, walking into shit, etc

his face gets pinker than his hair every time he embarrasses himself around you :((

he'll ask you really stupid questions

like say you're both going to jujutsu tech, he knows you're a sorcerer, he knows your technique..

but during your first conversation he'll still stammer out a "so, are you a sorcerer?" after LITERALLY SEEING YOU FIGHT A CURSE OR WATCHING YOU TRAIN

sukuna doesn't even have to intervene to embarrass Yuji, but he is dying laughing at every misspoken word and stupid question that leaves Yuji's lips in your direction

"Do you want me to talk to her instead?"

"No!!!!"

"Well, you fucking suck at this brat"

he'll confess eventually!!!!

I think he'd be really cute about it, probably asks Nobara or Maki how they'd want to be asked out, or asks Megumi how he'd do it

(Nobara would probably be sneaky and as YOU how you'd want to be asked out, then change her answer to Yuji lmao)

either way, he will be a nervous wreck while he does it, and it'll be adorable :)

Megumi Fushiguro:

ohhhhhhhhhh my god, my sweet baby

my sweet sweet baby boy

bless this boy, he does not know how to handle emotions

ngl probably tries to avoid you

he can't help but keep an eye on you tho

he'll watch from afar and end up getting called out by Nobara or Maki for being creepy

let's be real Yuji would be too oblivious to actually realize why his best friend acts like that around you

the girls are onto him tho lmao

he'll probably occasionally get you a snack or drink that he knows you like

especially if you're having a bad day, but he won't actually say much other than like "Here you go" and just leave

if it goes on for too long and you end up asking him if you did something wrong, he'll panic so bad

this would probably be the catalyst for him confessing tbh

he doesn't want you thinking that he fuckin' hates you cause that's the farthest thing from the truth

he'll be a mess the whole time, won't be able to look at you, face red as a fuckin' tomato, etc

he'll try to fucking leave before you can even say anything so you'll have to stop him and tell him that you like him too

sweet boy would be blushing SO BAD

very very very shy, pls be patient with him, he's trying his best <3

Yuta Okkotsu:

another super sweet shy baby <3

wants to be around you all the time but has no clue wtf to say

he's a good mix of Yuji and Megumi tbh cause he does want to be around you all the time

but he's too shy to actually say something most of the time

he kinda relies on others to lead the conversations

his cheeks are always heated around you and his eyes are practically hearts <3

he just!!!!!!!!!!! you just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh he's so smitten

Toge and Maki catch on in like .2 seconds that Yuta's crushin' hard and they try to set you two up

all of a sudden you and Yuta are being brought into conversations only for you friends to lead them in very specific ways

aw it's so nice that your friends are all going on a nice picnic in the lovely field of flower

oh, would you look at that! something urgent came up and Toge and Maki both have to leave, so weirdddddd

ngl that might've been partially orchestrated by Yuta himself

he'll be all flustered when he hands you a tiny bouquet of the wildflowers, his cheeks burning, but his eyes are so very hopeful

this is definitely where he confesses to you too <3

it ends up being so incredibly sweet, and he'll definitely take you on a date here under the stars on your anniversary :( <3

Toge Inumaki:

baby baby boy

does not know WHAT to do

he has a cheat card up his sleeve with always having his face covered, so his blushing isn't nearly as extreme as the others

and he doesn't have to worry about tripping over his words! he can't use them anyways!

he's still nervous as fuck around you but he doesn't show it much

constantly sending you memes

throws in the cutesy ones sometimes, like the uhhhhhhhhhh

these!

totally sends you the aggressive "iced coffee is not a meal, go eat something and drink some water" tiktoks

he's a touchy guy I feel like, so if you guys are hanging out watching a movie or something he'll lay his head on your lap and stuff

if you know sign language then expect a LOT of secret conversations around people who don't know it

very much a simp, Panda and Maki probably tease the hell out of him for it

(Yuta doesn't, Yuta is also a known simp)

sweet boy fucks with you just...... all the time lmao

it's his love language <3

I feel like he'd either have some sorta elaborate confession

like the type to set up a whole ass powerpoint presentation on "why I like you" that makes you cry <3

or like he'll (make and) send you a tiktok saying shit like "whoever sent you this has a confession.. they really fucking like you, idiot" or smth

OR he just kinda.....

if he can tell taht you like him too, he'll probably just kinda....

kiss you one day when you aren't expecting it?

idk I don't think Toge's in the shy phase of crushing on you for too long, I think he'd be a pretty confident dude (insecurities aside)

like when it's just the two of you, he's pretty confident ya know?

mans ain't afraid to make bold moves <3

Noritoshi Kamo:

bless him

baby boy does not know how to deal with these feelings :(

he likes you SO MUCH!!!!

tires to be very professional about it tho

he'll insist on walking you to your dorm after late night hangouts with your friends

if you're going out to the city, boom you've now got a companion

"it's not safe for someone such as yourself to be out there alone"

don't mistake it!! he's not trying to call you weak!!!!

no yowaimo's here babes, don't worry

he just wants to make sure that you're safe ya know?

probably learns your favorite places to get takeout and orders it regularly for you

if you go anywhere with him he'll just immediately pay for whatever you're grabbing

like it does not matter what it is or how much it costs, he's offering to pay for it

Todo tries to convince him to "be a man and tell them how you feel. everybody likes knowing that you're loved"

the girls also try to coax him into confessing cause it is so damn obvious

eventually he grows tired of the constant harassment and does confess <3

he shows up with one rose (in your favorite color, no less) and very shaky hands

it's EXTREMELY formal

like he won't ask you to be his girlfriend/boyfriend/partner outright

he's the type to very formally ask to "court" you instead or "date" you

he'll tell you that he likes you a lot, and wants to take things farther <3

pls don't tease him about how stuff and shaky he is, he's doing his best :(

Satoru Gojo:

a menace

you literally will not be able to tell

he flirts with you, sure, but this mf flirts with everyone who breathes, so...

it drives him insane tbh cause he likes you SO DAMN MUCH and you just??? don't realize it?????

and he's another one who doesn't really know How To Emotion properly which makes it impossible for him to just straight up tell you how he actually feels

he definitely goes extra with you tho

like he always surprises you with flowers and stuff

ALWAYS around you

you're busy teaching? he's there <3

you're in the lounge? there he is!! &lt;3

he actually kinda.. let's himself be more chill around you

not much tho

little do you know he's HARD STOPPED flirting with anybody else

it's literally JUST YOU, PLS NOTICE, PLS TAKE HIS COMPLIMENTS SERIOUSLY OMG YOU'RE KILLING HIM HERE

he gets real annoyed if you're giving your attention to someone else tho

he totally "peacocks" around you, like he shows off big time

if someone's stealing your attention from him then he's quick to pull a flashy move of some sorts or show off how strong and powerful he is <3

ngl he tries very hard to get you to confess to him first

it's an ego thing ya know?

don't worry tho, Satoru is not a patient man

he will crack very soon into this game

for his confession I think he'd take you out to the nicest restaurant in all of Tokyo, gets you a big ass bouquet of expensive flowers, he leaves a big ass tip just to flex his money

he'll end the night by walking you home

I don't think he'll "confess" so to speak, but he'll definitely kiss you goodnight, and next time you see him he'll greet you with something like "how's my pretty S/O doing today?" or something claiming you as his lmao

Suguru Geto:

smug

smug bastard man

love him, mwah <3

will woo the FUCK outta you dude

he's charistmatic as all hell like you don't even KNOW

hands out with you a lot, always has the sweetest smiles and alwayyyssss has some flirty line to make you blush

probably gets you little gifts here and there

like he won't get you flowers (well, maybe once or twice) but he always surpises you with your favorite snacks and drinks and such

will buy you anything that makes him think of you

but he's not the one who tries to win you over with gifts ya know?

he'd rather use his words <3

and boy does he ever!

he's always got some poetic ass lines to drop

ngl he's probably the most likely to confess early on compared to the others so far

gets tired of the games too quick

he'd confess by asking you out to your favorite coffee place that the two of you frequent

pays for your order and everything, tells you to go sit while he orders for you cause of course he has your favorite memorized

this would be one of the times where he shows up with flowers when he picks you up

prooooobably asks the barista to write something like "will you be mine?" on the side of the cup with a lil heart <3

(POV the barista is sneaking glacnes over at the table of their two fav customers, trying not to smile too much and give away what's happening, but this is the most exciting thing to happen in the cafe in ages and they're hoping that you say yes <;3)

(it's me, I was once the barista who had this exact thing happen in my place of work once with a lovely lesbian couple and actually cheered when she said yes :( <;3)

Kento Nanami:

oh lord

pretty similar to Megumi ngl I think he'd lowkey try to avoid you

it's nothing personal, you just distract him SO MUCH that he can't get anything done if you're around

his mind kinda just goes blank whenever you're around tbh <3

he gets a lil clumsy, very flustered, it's very cute

he does listen tho, he listens to everything you ever tell him

every like, dislike, etc

if you confront him and ask him why he seems to be avoiding you then he'll just kinda

sigh

when he realizes that give syou the wrong impression and sees the dejected look in your eyes then he'll VERY QUICKLY RECOVER AND TRY TO EXPLAIN BETTER

over all I do not think that Nanami tries to actually flirt with you

he literally cannot come up with a good line to save his life

like this man is horrendous at flirting, god help him <3

if you happen to catch him reading at some point tho then you'd see that he's picked up the book you once told him was your favorite

if this is in the office then you'll notice a fresh cup of coffee on your desk every morning, when Nanami was the only person in earlier than you :( <3

ANYWAYS BACK TO MY POINT

mans is very straight to the point with his confession

there's nothing smooth about it, there's no flowers or fancy gifts cause you caught him off guard by confronting him on his aloofness

he'll just straight up tell you that he's very infatuated with you, and that he'd like to take your friendship farther

but will tell you in the same breath that if you don't reciprocate his feelings that he understands and doesn't want to make you uncomfortable

pls accept his feelings and don't let him ramble long enough to get in his own head, he'll make himself sad :(

Toji Fushiguro:

I..... think this is incredibly rare

Toji does not crush on people

the only person he's ever actually crushed on was his ex wife, and after she died he vowed never to fall in love again

then he met you

I can see this happening at your place of work, maybe you're a bartender at the only bar in town that he hasn't gotten himself kicked out of

maybe you give him just as much shit as he gives you, and that cataches his eye

because usually everybody just submits to him and doesn't dare talk back cause he's so intimidating

but you???

you're pretty, witty, and there's a fire in your eyes that draws him in like a moth

obviously he tries to sleep with you

you?? refuse him???

that????? never happens to him????????????

boom, just like that, he's addicted

he HAS to win you over

so he's there every other night, becomes your favorite regular, and always tries flirting with you

what pisses him off is that you flirt back, but you still won't take him up on his offer to come back to his place after work

it drives him insane until one day he snaps and finally asks you outright

"Why the hell won't you fuck me?"

"I'm not into random hookups. You'll have to take me on a date first."

he can do that, Toji can absolutely make that happen

so he asks, and brings you out to a local restaurant

it's not fancy and it's not expensive, but you weren't expecting much from the man who only ever orders the cheapest drinks on the menu

his confession is very unconventional lmfao

"You really piss me off, you know that?"

"Huh? What'd I do?"

"You're in my fuckin' head all the time, drives me crazy. Can't stop fuckin' thinking about ya'."

"Sounds like someone's got a crushhh~"

despite your teasing tone, your words still hit Toji like a truck

fuck

oh fuck

maybe he does have a crush on you

"Help me out then. Be mine already, would ya', doll?"

who could say no to such charm *swoon* <3

Naoya Zenin:

probably mean about it tbh

doesn't know how to have feelings, much less how to actually express them

he just comes across as a fucking dickhead to you at first

if he ever makes you cry though?

he will drop the tough guy act so fast and try to calm you down

one of the first times he every apologizes to anyone tbh

after that he TRIES to be more careful with you

your first clue that he has feelings for you is PROBABLY that tbh

next thing you know there's a bunch of gifts showing up at your door

like he'll buy you fancy designer clothes in your size, doesn't matter if you picked them out or not, cause he'll see something he thinks you'd look good in and just

buys it for you

but he's MEAN ABOUT IT WHILE GIVING THEM TO YOU

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER

it's not MEAN mean but just kinda.... idk, you can just see right through it, let's just put it that way

his bark lacks any sort of it's usual bite, ya know what I mean?

doesn't actually ask you out to dinner

he shows up with one of the outfits, hands it to you, and tells you "I'll be back at 7, wear this."

then just fucking leaves

brings you to a VERY expensive restaurant cause he wants to impress you

nothing super romantic about the way he confesses tbh

ngl I can see him saying shit like "I like you, so I'm doing you a favor. Be my S/O."

it is not a question, it is quite literally a demand lmao

the Zenin men have so much charm, don't they? <3 lmfao

#i had a lot of fun writing this but I'm sorry if it's a mess :( #jjk x reader #yuji itadori x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #toge inumaki x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #satoru gojo x reader #suguru geto x reader #nanami kento x reader #toji fushiguro x reader #naoya zenin x reader