catboygretzky

[catboygretzky]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

8/?

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

'california didn't see the solar eclipse' actually fuck u i see a solar eclipse every time jean moreau steps in front of jeremy knox

#😤

72 notes

💃fox-me-up

neil josten:

me:

#neil stans roll up #neil tag

365 notes

♛ queen-of-exy

most of my mutuals are kevneil bitches but are we forgetting that andrew minyard literally smashed riko's arm to pieces on live tv bc riko was going to hit neil?????? ("allegedly" etc etc 🙄)

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

uh. riko like, killed himself over that btw

♛ queen-of-exy

i'm not talking about riko here am i, i'm talking about andrew and neil

#if i say rip or whatever to riko does that make u more comfortable #0310

122 notes

🐋 sexyexy

when get around to writing this kevneil soulmates AU it's over for you hoes

🫡 exyisntreal follow

will you ever write it tho

🐋 sexyexy

😤 fuck oFF

#we all know the answer is no but you don't have to say it

39 notes

🧚 goalie-stan

every time i see kevin day in an edit on booktok i lose ten years of my life

#idgaf that she's dreamy or whatever give her BACK #jumpscare fr

13 notes

🦷 introverted-misha-collins follow

i'm just living my life, i didn't need to know exy fandom was a thing in general and i DEFINITELY didn't need to know that the exy rpf tag on ao3 has 30k+ fics

🙀 catboyneiljosten

#no WAY would someone ever do that :O

765 notes

🤳 badexyimagines

imagin..e.....

your boyfriend andrew minyard gives you two roses. he says 'i'll love you until the last rose dies, y/n' you cry in happiness, thinking one of the roses is fake; he takes out a lighter and lights them both on fire. 'lmao bye' he says, walking away you cry

#bad exy imagine #andrew minyard #exy #psu #next person who thinks this account isn't a parody dies #i'm sure this is extra fake as andrew would never give anyone roses at all even just to light them on fire

376 notes

🧜‍♀️ sapphicexy

you can say I have a type (lesbian goalies)

#if you rb and tag this andrew minyard i stg........

432 notes

🌸 a-softer-exy

jean moreau - golden

#usc #university of southern california #usc trojans #trojans #jean moreau #exy #web weave #poetry

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#rattling the bars of my cage #where r my 2 homies that find these amusing

[catboygretzky]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

8/?

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

'california didn't see the solar eclipse' actually fuck u i see a solar eclipse every time jean moreau steps in front of jeremy knox

#😤

72 notes

💃fox-me-up

neil josten:

me:

#neil stans roll up #neil tag

365 notes

♛ queen-of-exy

most of my mutuals are kevneil bitches but are we forgetting that andrew minyard literally smashed riko's arm to pieces on live tv bc riko was going to hit neil?????? ("allegedly" etc etc 🙄)

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

uh. riko like, killed himself over that btw

♛ queen-of-exy

i'm not talking about riko here am i, i'm talking about andrew and neil

#if i say rip or whatever to riko does that make u more comfortable #0310

122 notes

🐋 sexyexy

when get around to writing this kevneil soulmates AU it's over for you hoes

🫡 exyisntreal follow

will you ever write it tho

🐋 sexyexy

😤 fuck oFF

#we all know the answer is no but you don't have to say it

39 notes

🧚 goalie-stan

every time i see kevin day in an edit on booktok i lose ten years of my life

#idgaf that she's dreamy or whatever give her BACK #jumpscare fr

13 notes

🦷 introverted-misha-collins follow

i'm just living my life, i didn't need to know exy fandom was a thing in general and i DEFINITELY didn't need to know that the exy rpf tag on ao3 has 30k+ fics

🙀 catboyneiljosten

#no WAY would someone ever do that :O

765 notes

🤳 badexyimagines

imagin..e.....

your boyfriend andrew minyard gives you two roses. he says 'i'll love you until the last rose dies, y/n' you cry in happiness, thinking one of the roses is fake; he takes out a lighter and lights them both on fire. 'lmao bye' he says, walking away you cry

#bad exy imagine #andrew minyard #exy #psu #next person who thinks this account isn't a parody dies #i'm sure this is extra fake as andrew would never give anyone roses at all even just to light them on fire

376 notes

🧜‍♀️ sapphicexy

you can say I have a type (lesbian goalies)

#if you rb and tag this andrew minyard i stg........

432 notes

🌸 a-softer-exy

jean moreau - golden

#usc #university of southern california #usc trojans #trojans #jean moreau #exy #web weave #poetry

3,007 notes

#all for the game #aftg #the sunshine court #tsc #neil josten #kevin day #andrew minyard #jean moreau #jeremy knox #riko moriyama #andreil #jerejean #exyblr #for the 2 homies that laugh at these🫡 #3 homies if u count myself #bc i'm more amused by them than anyone #love making art for the sake of art #(this is art btw) #so unreasonably accurate it's insane #unreality #suicide mention

[catboygretzky]

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

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[catboygretzky]

do you ever think about the fact that there are gay ppl's names on the stanley cup. even if we will never know which names they are

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[catboygretzky]

editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

#me rn #q

[catboygretzky]

Ferdinand von Reznicek - Polterabend (1908)

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[catboygretzky]

the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.

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[catboygretzky]

epitome of a frat boy who wears his hat backwards so he can kiss his bros

#disgusting #pens #sidney crosby #q

[catboygretzky]

Today I explained to a guy what shipping is

In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”

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[catboygretzky]

Little sunflowers

This print is available on my Society6 and Redbubble on pillows, tote bags, notebooks, and all sorts of other things!

society6 | redbubble | instagram | patreon | ko-fi

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[catboygretzky]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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[catboygretzky]

Put in the tags a piece of media that’ll never fail to make you cry.

#avs 2022 cup doc #q

[catboygretzky]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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[catboygretzky]

Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏

[catboygretzky]

when the kind of funny throw away line about Neil’s sexuality receives context of why Kevin believes that

#op i hope you're happy #you've ruined my entire day #you've completely ruined it #bc YES it is easier to be cishet as an athlete #so i nodded and went 'makes sense for kevin to say it' #then jean thinking about how he can't look at another man without disastrous consequences #i can't really put my thoughts into words right now but op you're MEAN #tsc

[catboygretzky]

dallasstars Future so bright, they gotta put on shades. 😎

#🥺 #dal

[catboygretzky]

I am Jean Moreau. I will endure.

Just wanted to thank @korakos for sharing The Sunshine Court with us. It is everything I didn’t know I needed. ❤️‍🩹

#oh hhhhh im gonna lose it #ALSO BARKBARK HIIII BOY #odd thing to note but since jean mentioned jeremys shorts I've been unable to think about anything else #so I'm PARTICULARLY glad jeremy shorts #actually that entire last panel is perfect oh my godddd #jean moreau #tsc #art #aftg