Obsessed with the idea that even though Cas can't feel the cold they have to go somewhere cold for a case and Dean's putting a woollen hat on him, tugging gloves on one by one and winding a soft scarf around his neck.
Bundling him up. because Dean takes care of the people he loves.
Dean says it's just so that he doesn't stick out not wearing any cold weather gear around humans. and Cas accepts this lie as a fact and nods solemnly even as Dean is making sure the hat covers his ears properly
Sam wants to strangle them both with their scarves for being oblivious idiots but suffers in silence
There they go again, with the snipping and the sniping. Verbal battles left and right and driving Sam up the wall.
Seriously. They never quit.
Sam had been scrolling mindlessly through one of his newsfeeds so he has no clue what set them off this time. But he knows Dean’s pigtail-pulling behaviors, better than he likes. He sees what’s going on.
When the bickering gets so heated, Cas — Cas! — snaps at the waitress, Sam just can’t take it anymore.
“Oh, my god, would you two just kiss already?”
They drive the entire rest of the way home in blessed silence.
“For the last time, Dean, I was not flirting with that waitress!”
Oh no. Sam sighed and tried to sink into the chair he sat in, never to be seen again.
“You were talking to her for like ten minutes-” Dean started, but Cas didn't let him finish.
“It was two minutes and we were discussing the nutritional values of the food we were about to-”
“Just kiss and make up!”
Sam looked up to see Adam standing in the doorway, ice cream cone in hand.
Cas and Dean also looked at him, then at each other. After a bit more grumbling, they actually moved to kiss – which quickly got too intense for Sam to watch.
“Works every time,” Adam said to Sam conspiratorially. “Kissing your angel always solves stupid arguments like this. Anyway, for entirely unrelated reasons, Michael and I are out of here. Bye!”
Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter.
Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.
The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge.
And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).
And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game.
Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.
(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).
After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely).
Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.
Danny, Sam and Tucker get back from fixing some errors in the time line in France just before the French Revolution.
And sure Danny got mistaken for a French aristocrat that had died the day before they got there but it wasn’t to bad, it only made their jobs easier. It won’t be a problem for them.
Meanwhile Constantine, Batman and whoever the fuck else (imma say Hal, I love that green bitch) are exploring an abandoned manor in France after there being reports of strange, violent activity, and with their latest teammate Phantom not picking up their calls Constantine had to pull these two with him instead.
“Hey guys, Phantom’s a ghost, right?”
Hal sounds hesitant as Constantine replies
“Yes, why?”
“I think I found a picture of him living.”
and there on the wall is a picture of a long dead french aristocrat, with black hair and blue eyes but every other detail the same as Phantom’s
There on the wall sits a photo of Daniel Nightingale, a teenager who was possessed by a demon and killed two servants, then himself.