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an-obsessed-cactus · 14 days

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I think i may be asexual?!

(okay this got longer than expected and i wanted to stop talking cuz ppl won't read it if it's so long and then i realized I'm not here to please anybody and i just wanna process some stuff so. yeah. also i come to realizations farther down that contradict some stuff from the beginning but I'll just leave my whole thought process here)

fun. um. I've realized I'm not straight two years ago and then started learning more about all things LGBT related and think myself educated enough on this topic but.

I've been pondering my sexuality and gender identity again more in recent days and. today i randomly stumbled across a yt video where the author (are you an author on yt? my brain is glitching rn)(also the 'author' in question is @jaidenanimationsofficial wonderful videos love the animation and the humor) talks about being aroace. few hours pass, my stomach hurts like hell so i go to lay down and sleep a bit, wake up and have a realization.

i googled again what asexuality is and read some more on this. i did this before and i guess i didn't see myself in it? so i kinda crossed it off the list of possible identities. i guess because i do want to have sex. i think. I'm not opposed to it and i get horny lmao. but that's only with fictional characters and works? like i just think: that was very sexy of you. but in a platonic way?! sex doesn't cross my mind. (also can you get aroused by music? or a good written work? or movie? like not even the characters but the work itself?) sorry i dunno I'm confused.

anyway i got a bit off track. what i wanted to say was that i suddenly remembered a convo i had with my sister a while ago where we talked about what is the difference between friendship and a romantic relationship. and she said it's that u wanna have sex with them and i was like ... i don't really think that's it...

and like. i get crushes i think. but I've never experienced this want to have sex with a particular person at least that i could remember. like a want to have sex? i guess yeah i mean not rlly sth i think about much but it's not unprecedented(see: i get horny)

honestly I'm not even sure anymore if im not aromantic as well. cuz queerplatonic sounds more like my jam?

like i felt(feel?) like omnisexual described me well because i think I'd be attracted to who the person is at their core. what if ur straight as a girl, date a boy, and then it turns out he's trans? i dunno i feel like gender isn't this fixed thing which then kinda creates problems when labeling urself with a certain sexuality. aaaa people came irl and i lost my train of thought. um. i feel like labeling myself anything other than omnisexual would feel limiting. even if i never developed a crush on a girl for example (i did), i still feel like i could potentially. like there's nothing stopping me. why shouldn't I?

OKAY SO

that was written yesterday. it is now today and i have a whole lot of new thoughts and realizations.

I had a bit of a marathon with @jaidenanimationsofficial videos and i came across an older one she mentioned in the previous one i watched about being aroace(ik it's a mess) about how she couldn't understand why when romantic feelings are not mutual people don't just continue being friends. and i was like EXACTLY WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! and um. ahem. do u really see it as a problem? I guess if everyone does. but I'm starting to seriously consider if I'm aroace as well which woah there. this happened in a span of a day and I'm not sure it's real and it doesn't feel real? some time will have to pass for me to check out this theory cuz. ppl often say they felt like there was sth wrong with them and then they discovered these terms and were like aHA that's it! that explains everything! and I didn't... have that? and I'm not sure to what extent i identify with aroace because reasons(ill talk about some of it below). and I'm not saying that not having this realization moment or not feeling like sth is wrong with me through my life devalidates my orientation and stuff but it makes me doubt i guess?

i also came to an important discovery that aroused and horny are not the same. who would have thought?! I said above i get horny but apparently being horny means to want to have sex. and i just get the physical part aka arousal. fun. someone help pls im so confused.

okay for the last part(which prolly won't be the last part but one can hope right?)

i said i realized i wasn't straight two years ago. that was when i realized i like my best friend as more than i friend. well it wasn't exactly that simple. tbh i think Lucifer(the series i am NOT a satanist) helped a lot with that? like i knew about some lgbt stuff before because I'm alive on this planet but it kinda made me think about a lot of stuff, and between that stuff was my sexuality as well. idk. it's not like i had a crush on any of the female characters. just got me thinking for some reason. like why is having sex with people you're not romantically involved with wrong? why is prostitution wrong if u enjoy it and get money for it and it's well managed and secure? but that's beside the point.

well anyway I didn't know what i felt towards my bff(I'll say bff cuz bf also stands for boyfriend so it feels weird) but it felt like more than friendship. didn't feel like sth romantic tho. then i discovered queerplatonic relationships exist and i was like i think that's it! and then new school year came i saw her again and doubts flared up. again there was never i wanna have sex with her, but there was an occasional i wanna kiss her. and she was so important to me so it has to be romantic love right?! romance is the highest form of love one can experience afterall! nothing whatsoever can compare to it!! it feels ✨magical✨ when you find you will finally be completed!!! anyways.

it felt like romantic love was the only thing that could justify me feeling this way. i won't go deeper into this because i already have a draft where i do(i have like 16 drafts with uncompleted rambles so...) I'll try to post it but. i told her and we're still good friends! it actually made me closer to the rest of my friend group(which i was only a part of on the paper before)(i was so focused on my bff before I didn't really do group) because i felt a bit distanced from her for a while(she's a people pleaser like me and even tho i think i can read her well im paranoid and i thought she may feel weird?). anyways i got close with 3 other amazing ppl in the meantime and my friendship with my bff hasn't suffered!

but between my feelings being kinda realized and me telling her a whole year has passed and in the end i wasn't even sure what i was feeling anymore just that i didn't want her not to know. idk.

now im wondering what it was. even back then half year pre confession i was thinking if it was just because someone was finally paying attention to me. i didn't really do friends before (i kinda had them but there were no deep convos or shared secrets) and then there was suddenly this person who genuinely enjoys spending time with me! and listens to my problems! and weird obsessions! this sounds kinda sad put like this ngl lmao. but this was the first time I had that deep connection with someone. two years in my confused feelings came. geez i got off track again. point is i thought i was straight up until then and then had a crisis cuz i thought i only liked her cuz she was giving me attention cuz i was straight goddamit! ANYWAYS.

this post has lost all direction. it is a frustrated ramble of a very confused person. let us continue

i will just sum up how i feel about genders and people because I'm a chronic oversharer. oops doops.

men: find them aesthetically pleasing, all celebrity crushes are in this category (there's only one really but if i found a celebrity attractive like not objectively but to me it was a man), i would also get kinda crushes on boys my age when i spent 5 minutes with them. don't ask. i think it's dopamine mining(i suspect i have adhd). im not used to male company and i kinda don't like it that much but the the ?butterflies? are still there. tbh i don't really know what to do with men. doesn't stop me from having crushes tho. i don't have any real desire to be in a romantic relationship with men. i don't exclude the possibility but i haven't found one i would want it with. i also don't know now to interact with them. let alone flirt. actually flirt in general. it feels like it would be cringe and belongs in bad movies.

women: freaking amazing!! love them! no celebrity crushes, one irl crush which might have moved beyond crush(i suspected the L word for a while) to friends or it might have never been a crush in the first place! help! now there's another friend outside of my friend group who i may like. or i just enjoy her company? im not used to this yet. i forgot i think im aroace. this is killing me.

nonbinary/other genders: I haven't met any yet. there are some on discord servers im a part of but I don't really interact much just lurk there. i think irl experience would be different anyway.

someone please explain sth to me. you have sexual attraction okay get that(not really but that's not the point). but then there's romantic attraction. how do you separate that from friendship? just this intense feelings of wanting to be with them at all times? okay myb myb let's say u can separate them from friendship. what about queerplatonic? guys??

i am starting to dislike labels. this is confusing.

also i gotta figure this romantic thing out cuz im writing a fantasy series and there's romance involved lol.

okay so i guess i am at least asexual cuz i don't see ppl and go 'i wanna have sex with them'. i am not yet thoroughly convinced im aromantic as well but we'll see about that ig. because i still don't understand what the difference between romance and deep friendship is. aghhh

although if i can't tell the difference myb that answers the question.

also how does someone who is asexual but romantically attracted to all genders label themselves? like omnisexual ig doesn't work cuz it omnisexual.

i went to google aromantic and.

"demiromantic people have romantic attraction only after forming an emotional bond with another person."

HOW ELSE DO YOU HAVE ROMANTIC ATTRACTION??? Isn't this about who the person is?! Do you just see them and go: oh this must be such a good person. what?

like i understand sexual attraction when you see someone ig. but romantic? i really need someone to explain this to me in depth. i haven't even been asking the right questions.

"Quoiromantic people can't tell the difference between romantic and platonic attractions." Welp i guess i have a new label i can stick on myself. also the name is killing me. (quoi=what in french💀)

(edit: well this thing just posted itself. I DIDN'T HIT POST WTF. but it's out there now. ig it had enough of me adding new and new thoughts. im inclined to agree)

#lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #queer #queerplatonic #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aromantism #asexuality #omnisexual

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bromantically · 3 years

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i just wanna mention that if u struggle a lot with ur self image in relation to fatness and weight i genuinely encourage u to practice addressing why u see those things as terrible and ugly. this isnt a malicious post, im genuinely saying this with kindness and care for those who struggle with this

unlearning internalised fatphobia can be and often is really difficult because ur constantly surrounded by a society that treats fatness as some sort of worst case scenario. we are surrounded by weight loss ads and diet talk and fat jokes, so its hard to get away from it.

its so important to try to overcome that though, because insulting urself for ur weight or saying u have to diet so u dont become fat or treating the concept of u being fat as something that is horrible and gross is something that people around u hear. even if theyre not fat, those statements are so incredibly harmful and contributes to so many far worse things like fake nutrition information, doctors discriminating against fat people, the concept that being fat means ur unhealthy, and just general mistreatment of anyone who isnt skinny

please take the time to educate urself on stuff related to fatness, and most of all please remember to be kind to urself. u are worthy of love and appreciation no matter what u look like, and most especially no matter what anyone else says. ur body is not a product for others to consume 💕

#kitty purrs #fatphobia #fat positivity #body positivity #diet mention #weight mention #ask to tag #fat tag

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fungaloids · 2 years

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"op is a terf" pls rewrite the post urself then. the message is good even if the person is bad.

i don't. want to and i would suggest that you do but like. like. look. i think the post itself just sucks

personally i Will repost stuff from terfs in the case of like art/videos by other artists (if u search "terf" on my blog ive got several reposts of like. yayoi kusama art and kliban cats stolen bc the original reposter sucked) but i do Not want to outright rewrite original posts on social issues made by terfs. because INNATELY they are going to have really fucked up implications that need to be untangled due to the lens these people view social issues through.

and like. i don't want to do that! going through that whole process to make a debunk is like. something i find deeply exhausting and upsetting, ntm well. despite having an ok enough grasp on these things to be able to recognize and avoid terfs, i'm LITERALLY just some guy hanging out with my friends online. i have done Nothing to deserve any authority or put myself in an educator role on these matters, and i don't have the emotional fortitude to deal with the kind of blowback you get from angry radfems and you know, inevitably fucking up a point or two because of having putty brain disorder and because im like. too busy with school and shit to read enough theory to do this shit properly. it is literally not worth it at all to me when there are people out there doing this shit effectively already.

i also think that even Aside from the deeply reactionary implications of op being a terf (you know, the "think of the poor children getting indoctrinated and abused by trans people online!"), the post itself has a lot wrong about the nature of kids stuff online right now (check out the popularity of roblox and shit! every kid i know under 13 is playing roblox regardless of gender!) and the fact that well, freaks are well known to have existed in any social space meant for children, even back in the day when social media conglomerates and the collapse of flash hadn't exploded kids' spaces on the internet to smithereens.

so like. you know. i would really prefer not to rewrite that post and anyone who wants to should like. reconsider basically everything about it

don’t reblog Please

#meaw.txt #transmisogyny ment #transphobia ment #child abuse ment #csa ment

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stylesparker · 2 years

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ahhh !! omg, congrats on 600 !! that’s literally so epic and u deserve it so much <33 i haven’t known ur acc for super long but ur writing style is just magnificent OKOK ANYWYA-

i think i’ll be going with 🧚🏼‍♀️ !

well, everyone either calls me jay or esther and my pronouns are she/they. i’m bi (slight preference for men?? don’t know tbh-) and fandoms are mcu/tasm! i have slightly shorter black hair with a red dyed part on one side. i’m 5’7, but insecure abt being on the taller side and have a pretty slender build. also gotta love walking around with headphones and them dark academia/grunge clothes lol

i’m an infj, so rather introverted and kinda keeping to myself with my thoughts and worries. i’m always willing to help people on the spot but scared to open up to anyone bc i don’t wanna be a burden of any sort,,, kinda mysterious i guess? therapist friend yk LMAO

i just started learning how to play the kalimba and love to write some poetry, though mainly for myself! i’ve also been editing for years and do cosplay c:

also, don’t stress urself with writing!! ur awesome, so take all the time u need <3

AHH thank you you’re so kind, darling <3 I totally get what you mean by therapist friend ngl HAHA. I also used he/they pronouns for Loki because I felt it would do injustice to only use he/him, since I found out that Loki was genderfluid, so if anyone feels that I didn’t do it properly by all means please correct me so I can educate myself more on it! I hope you love this :)

I ship you with Loki!

Since Loki doesn’t really involve himself with human stuff, he would totally meet you through the avengers somehow. Or, let’s give it to Thor, he’d take one look at you and be like Loki??? but shorter...

Who knows, maybe you become friends with Thor first and he introduces you to them and Loki’s just like “yes, just like me, perfect...”

But no seriously, you’d probably be friends, best friends even, before you started dating. You would be so chaotic together and Thor would honestly ask himself everyday why he introduced the two of you. But he’d love you just as much so he’d kick Loki out before you. Loki would have the time of his life walking around with you though, the only time when he doesn’t is when you talk to random people or pet a random cat/dog on the side of the road and their just like :/ because they hate human interaction. So when you’re done having your moment he tugs your arm and drags you along side him, making you pout but he just grins.

Now, in my world Frigga is still alive because that woman is everything and Loki deserved more time with her. So when you went to Asgard for the first time and you’re jaw is dropped to the floor in complete awe, this woman is looking between you and her kid probably thinking to herself, “these two are perfect for each other.” You’d probably force a pair of headphones in Loki’s ears while you hung out in his room. (remember technically Loki is a teenager in god years or whatever you call it) So the two of you most likely just hide up in his room most of the time, talking about random shit (never the deep stuff because well ya know) that has you going on and on for hours. But when you do actually need to talk to someone and let yourself open up, even a little bit, he’ll sit down and listen, even if he knows he won’t be able to talk to you because he’s horrible at advice.

Whenever they get in their moody slump though, god it’s a hassle. Literally the worst thing on earth most likely, because Loki is shit at talking about issues. But you’d be there for them too, just like he was for you when you needed it.

He’s most likely not a cuddle person, but I’d like to believe every once in awhile a hug is wanted and it’ll probably come as a surprise when it happens. Most likely he’ll just walk up, look at you for a moment, and take you into their arms, resting their chin on your head because no matter how insecure you are about being tall, he tries to make you feel as comfortable as possible, and he’s also like over six foot so you’re good. You might just stand there for awhile, letting him have a moment with you, and then the moment would break and he’d awkwardly cough and walk away like nothing happened. But you’d smile, with a knowing look on your face, knowing that Loki would always be a dependable friend and partner when it came down to it.

#600 followers!

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marinettereadsfics · 4 years

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Crybaby I’m just going to say: this goes hard. Do yourself a favor and read it. [smut]

Dynasty I was on a historical streak when I read this. It is angsty but trust me, you’ll absolutely love it. [angst, smut, Historical AU]

Black Card A wonderfully written two shot that gathers a few faves: CEO Jungkookie and a spoiling kink. Honestly, where can I get myself a man like this. [smut, CEO AU]

Periapt A two shot (? where JK is an incubus. That should be enough of a description. Amazing writting as always by Rha.

Robot!Jungkook Okay so one of my many not so guilty pleasures is reading android AUs and lemme tell ya, this 5 shot scenario is just *chefs kiss* [angst, fluff, smut, Android AU]

Dumbo Wanna have a great laugh while still getting the smut content you deserve? This is your fic. Please just read it. It is amazing and will most likely make your day better. [crack, smut]

2! 3! Fluffy vanilla smut. Sometimes we deserve it. [fluff, smut]

New Beginnings One of the sexiest Werewolf AUs I’ve read if not the sexiest. You know I love my smut with plot on the side and this fic right here: absolutely amazing. [smut, angst, Werewolf AU]

Felicity NOW THIS FIC TOOK ME PLACES I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED TO BE. There are amazing hybrid fics out there but this is on a whole new level. Like seriously, novel-worthy plot. Also, this is off hiatus now apparently and I will most definitely be waiting for it. [angst, smut, hybrid AU]

Out of the Blue Four-piece that is worth every second you read it. It takes you places, trust me. Plus, you get Namjin on the side. [smut, fluff, Hybrid AU]

Anemia Hello, a quick read but smutty and quite the ride. Just read it. [smut, True Blood AU]

Fluff and Smut

Yesssss love me some pinning pornstar au I LIVE FOR IT [smut, Pornstar AU]

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starfleetakaashi · 4 years

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I love your works!! Can I request tsukki, akaashi, suga and kenma with s/o who has an autoimmune disease, feeling down bcoz s/o thinks they're troublesome? I constantly think that because I have to avoid certain activities like going out in the sun and I need reassurance smh- thank you if you do take the request :)

hi thank you so much!! im so glad u like my works! _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): i hope u like this baby! mwah mwah MWAH

disclaimer: im not very educated on the autoimmune disease, and i’ve researched it to get a better understanding, but pls forgive me if i ever get anything wrong!

tsukki, akaashi, suga, and kenma w an s/o who has autoimmune disease:

— 𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝗺𝐚;

he’s not a very talkative person but he’s very perceptive, so even if you try to keep anything in, he will notice

whenever he’d notice that you’re down and he suggests to go out, you’d turn him down thinking he’s just taking pity on you

“let’s go to some café, yeah?”

you shake your head, utterly confusing him

“i’m not feeling well, kei, but thank you.”

he is sick of it (only bc he really wants to spend time with you but he cant when you keep declining him (◞‸◟) )

“i dont care, we’re going out.”

mf DRAGS u out and ur like WAIT A MIN!!!!!!

after ur little hangout tsukki pulls you to his side as the two of u walk home, and ur a lil shocked bc hes not one to be very touchy in public

“are u ok, kei?”

he’d ignore you but not before taking ur hands in his. you look at your intertwined hands to his face back and forth as u two continued walking

“you’re not troublesome.” he’d say and you were so touched that you bursted out in tears, shocking him a bit.

“oi, quit crying!!”

“WAAHHHH I CANT HELP IT YOU’RE BEING SO NICE WAAHHHH!!”

evidently, he’d shut you up by kissing u :P

— 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢;

akaashi knows about your autoimmune disease and he tries his hardest with assuring you everyday that you are not a bother at all

but sometimes you can’t help but think so whenever bokuto would harmlessly point out how you’re always with him

and u realize, oh shit! u are always with him, and maybe he’s getting annoyed but wont say anything?

so u distance urself a bit from him and he notices

he ponders to himself, wondering why you started ignoring him

this baby thinks he did something wrong omg

he approaches you one day and is like, “[name], did i do something wrong?” YOU CAN LITERALLY TELL HE��S POUTING YOU FEEL SO BAD NOW

ur frantically shaking your head and waving ur arms, denying him and he’s like eh?

“no, keiji! i just don’t wanna cling onto you so often and be troublesome..” you say sheepishly, and keiji is so speechless like...

“what are u talking about?” his blunt self would say and ur like 👁👄👁 and hes like 👁👁

“well, bo-chan pointed out how i was always with you and—”

UR CUT OFF WHEN HE KISSES YOU!!!!!!!!

when he lets go you stare at him while feeling yourself get flustered and now ur all shy bc he just kissed u so good out of nowhere

“you’re not troublesome, darling.” he’d say in the sweetest voice ever UGHHH. “i love having you stick to me, so don’t stop, ‘kay?”

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 sniffles

— 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐚;

he doesn’t necessarily know about ur autoimmune disease but at the same time he does you know????

if anything he’s the clingy one LOL

and even if he’s more clingy and stuck to ur side than you are with him, ur pretty little head loves to mess with u

so now u start thinking that ur troublesome and annoying

unlike with the other three, instead of distancing urself you actually confront him about it

“hey, babe, if i’m ever too troublesome or anything, cause i know i can be,” you’d trail off and this precious baby is already on the verge of tears and u have to stop talking to comfort him

HIS MIND STARTS RACING AND HE’S RANTING NOW

“why would u think that?”

“did i say something?”

“OH MY GOD BABE IS IT BECAUSE I DIDNT KISS YOU THIS MORNING??????”

please shut him up before he gets a heart attack oh my god 😭😭😭😭

“no, koushi, i just think that—”

“BABY YOU WILL NEVER BE ANNOYING TO ME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???”

you gave up bc he’s entirely too emotional right now

but when he does calm down and u two are cuddling on the bed, he kisses ur forehead and whispers sweet things into ur ear

“you’re not troublesome, [name].” he kisses ur temple. “and you will never be,” he kisses your cheek before snuggling to your side, soft snores leaving his mouth a few seconds later

— 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝗺𝐚;

kenma isn’t very good at being talkative so u often think that ur annoying him bc he doesnt rlly express himself

and usually when people are annoyed they tend to give whoever they’re annoyed at the cold shoulder

like you know how kenma is, so ur mostly used to his quietness, but sometimes ur head gets to you and u start to overthink

is he actually annoyed with you?

is he tired of you always talking and talking and talking?

so, you decided to cut down on the talking, and kenma’s all like (｀_´)ゞ bc he hasnt heard ur voice in a while and he loves hearing u talk

“hey, why aren’t you talking to me?” LOL he will treat this as u basically ignoring him when in the end u do talk to him ur just not talking as much

“i—” ur speechless. “what do u mean?”

he puts down his controller, fully turning his body to face you. “like, you haven’t been talking to me as much recently. did i annoy you?” he’d ask with a slight pout and ur like omfg ur so cute c’mere

u sit on his lap and he wraps his arms around ur waist and looks up at you with the sweetest look on his face and UGHHHHHHHH

“i just don’t wanna be annoying and troublesome babe,” you’d whisper against his lips as you occasionally give him pecks on the lips

he’s all confused now as he continues kissing you. “what? ur confusing babe, don’t say stuff like that.” he says, turning his small pecks into a full blown make out

thus teaching u a lesson of never thinking that you’re troublesome to him ever again

AKAASHI TAGLIST: @anngelllla

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beatlebambi · 3 years

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"if youre trying to help why are you on anon" first of all im not trying to help. im calling you out for your blatant hypocrisy. and if you were actually sorry and gave a shit about jewish people you would do a quick google search on antisemitic stereotypes and caricatures. but you clearly dont, since instead of doing the basic research yourself to try and fix the issue youd rather sit there and act like someone with a valid concern about you being a bigot is suspicious. thats disgusting behavior.

i dont mean to be bigoted! i understand the antisemetic stereotypes, about Jewish people being ‘inhuman’ and i absolutely hate those stereotypes. but im not exactly sure how they apply to benrey. In my thought process he said he wasnt human and i thought that was funny so i thought it’d be cool looking to give him grey/blue tinted skin to match his blue text and color palette. as far as i know hes not jewish (apologies if im wrong) so i didnt really think thered be a problem with it. no disrespect but im not going around and telling everyone with a non-human oc that has blue skin their creation is an antisemetic caricature. (is megamind an antisemetic caricature? im srs. is he?) (unless thats the creators intention, but thats another problem). I also like giving benrey like a fluffy tail and glowing eyes cause its cool!!! i understand these things look pretty parallel to the harmful stereotypes and some designs in media stem from harmful stereotypes [see: the bank ppl jk rowling wrote in harry potter. ps i didnt read the books sorry i just know this stuff from external media] but i dont really see how they overlap :/ and i absolutely dont mean to use the ‘my friend is xyz’ card but my mom legitimately works for ADL (anti-defamation league) which is an antisemitism-focused (as well as other forms of bigotry) anti-hate organization. i dont wanna doxx my own mom so unfortunately im not gonna show her name or smth as proof but yeah she majored in nonprofit organization or smth smth and i think shes doing pretty good! ive also been to a few of their anti-bias and anti-bigotry seminars and stuff with other teens! it was cool! heres a brief desc of the organization’s goal i got from the website:

“ADL is a leading anti-hate organization. Founded in 1913 in response to an escalating climate of antisemitism and bigotry, its timeless mission is to stop the defamation of the Jewish people, and to secure justice and fair treatment to all. Today, ADL continues to fight all forms of hate with the same vigor and passion. ADL is a global leader in exposing extremism and delivering anti-bias education, and is a leading organization in training law enforcement. ADL is the first call when acts of antisemitism occur. ADL’s ultimate goal is a world in which no group or individual suffers from bias, discrimination or hate.”

i know i might be wrong on this but i sincerely dont understand or see how my ‘non human’ interpretation of benrey is supporting antisemetic stereotypes. i made him blue cause he’s not human, i didnt make him a blue human for nefarious purposes! im open for hearing an explanation! just dont lash out at me please. i have no negative intentions i SWEAR!!! ok ty have a nice day! sorry i was suspicious b4, just dont trust when ppl tell me stuff on anon. cause its usually hate towards me if its on anon. maybe be brave and show urself if u wanna really support! then you can find out who your allies are! or nah! twas your choice to send me an ask.

#antisemetism tw #antisemetism mention #benrey #ask #original post #i post my first art on tumblr and i get immediately insulted darn rip #gonna go call my mommy /j

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jakeperalta · 4 years

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Can I rant to you? this isn’t really about you or even Taylor idk why I’m even sending this to you. White women have been annoying the fuck out of me the past week. Can y’all please remember to base your social justice on kindness and the want to lift up people who are oppressed. The amount of white women who treat social justice as if it’s a moral superiority contest is fucking disgusting. (1)

People are not bad just bc they want to post memes/tv shows/whatever along with blm stuff. Y’all claim to “care” about mental health and then yell at people for caring about things that are a comfort to them even when it’s not “the most important” thing going on. If it matters to them then it matters. Period. You don’t have to engage and you can even block if you want but don’t go in their ask boxes make them feel bad. Honestly all that is just a more insidious form of performative activism (2) bc youre not helping anything youre just doing this nonsense to make urself feel like youre doing something. The basis of activism is wanting to educate people who genuinely ignorant but yall just yelling. “It’s not my job to educate you!!” then why do you fuckin call yourself an activist??? It’s like you’re purposefully TRYING to get people to hate the moment bc all you show is hostility and moral superiority for doing the bare minimum of what YOU PERSONALLY think is the “right” thing to do (3) you’re no worse then people who destroy and loot stuff at protests just for fun and not in the name of change. you just make everyone in the movement look bad. Before y’all attack someone PLEASE be introspective about if what you’re actually saying is gonna to actually help anyone or if it’s just a veiled way to make yourself feel like a better person (when you’re actually just a shithead bullying people on the internet) (4/end) (that rant wasn’t even about anything you’ve done and it’s not because you’ve been criticizing Taylor it really has nothing to do with that) but a lot of your followers and mutual are white women who honestly need to re-evaluate what they are actually accomplishing)

yeah i think it’s completely unfair to expect people to just completely stop posting about their other interests alongside blm or spend every waking moment thinking about it! there is a definite sense with some people that their activism is very performative and they’re just enjoying being on a moral high horse but not really doing the work. i do think that it’s fair enough for poc to tell white people it’s not their job to educate us, because we shouldn’t be able to just passively say “i’m open to learning more” and put the burden on others instead of actively seeking out more information. but i agree that we should approach this with the mindset of helping ourselves and others be better, not just trying to look/convince yourself you’re being moral

#Anonymous #answered

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Your posts for sun/moon placements are fantastic and I was wondering how would you describe someone with their sun in Scorpio + moon in Sagittarius. Thanks!

Aaaaah thank u so much!! 💞💞💞💞 And thaNK YOU FOR REQUESTING!! 💞💞💞 This is the LAST COMBO and then we’ll have ALL 144 COMBOS!!! 🙌💞💞

[Below Cut: Scorpio Sun - Sagittarius Moon 🥢]

Mischevious, Devoted, Intensely Loyal (to self AND others)

‘We ride or die’ but if we don’t Ride Hard or Die Hard-- if we don’t have a Chance of Dying (or Riding) then its Not Worth it

(plays HARD like Hard Hard)

Impulsive and also-- like, self-destructive??? probably has problematic Favs/Kinks they get Called out For often

WANTS to be called out--- that in itself a kink at this point smh

‘ugh roast me more’ its not like ur masochistic its more like it fulfills your need for personal/intimacy and knowledge about urself exposed by others

Relating urself to others?? But also?? the info being personalized or personally (secretive)-- only known to you prior-- is important??

It’s like having a dirty lil secret about ur oopsie 🔞or inner thoughts exposed turns u on??

Anyways this isn’t a calling out sdkjfnkjn I jus wanted to Ask ‘hey What the Fuck’ sometimes but ok its.... its ok to be like that we Get it

The tea has to be piping hot and spicy as hell for u to 🍵oof that hits the spot 😩💦👌

I’m a PG-13 blog but honestly???

The kind of people who goes ‘hnnnnnnnng theyre so bad, but i want them BC of that :((’

Consult: your addiction to making bad decisions because 1.yolo and also 2. you WANT it so you gotta GET it (emotional gratification/ Sagittarius mutable- physical)

I tell them not to do the thing bc they were complaining about it (’should i do it?? i know its bad and I don’t want to :(((’) and then half an hour later they text me ( ‘so.’ )

and Oh my God i Know they Did the Thing.

Ok ok anyways.....let’s get to the more technical side of thing

BESIDES THIS THING

Scorpio/Sagittarius are also humanitarian, strong impulsitivity that comes with the intuition of Scorpio combined with the spiritualism of Sagittarius.

You’re guided and often well-educated, or atleast, you seem really articulate in your thoughts and research. You often guide others with your casual/laid-back manner, and you have an easier time sinking deeper into the bigger things, the bigger project/picture and pulling out what’s crucial/necessary to pull out-- dissecting and simplifying them into something others can understand/relate to as well

You’re a joy to be around, mostly because you’re so chill and easy-going. Within that however, you have a strong independent need to have space and not be restricted. Your personal freedom/boundaries, your belief and your behaviors. If anyone tries to compromise that (even you) you feel agitated or alert and would want to distance yourself away.

Emotionally you don’t want to be compromised, you don’t want to be tied down even though you DO desire to get to that later (Scorpio). You want to keep your options open, most of the time you have a goal/desire in mind of what you’re looking for (directive and strongly intuitive)

Even though some people might misunderstand you just by looking at you (bc you’re often a little rbf or minding your own business) -- you’re usually aware of the bigger picture, of wanting to spread and help others through your path, knowledge, discoveries/findings. To be expansive and encompassing, because you are ultimately kind to others (humanity as a whole honestly) and wants unity with others as well.

You don’t mind the hardship, the path to spiritual knowledge comes with it’s set of challenges and you don’t deter from it (ambitious in a way?) you take things step by step, but you always have an eye set on the highest peak of the mountain.

It’s admirable, because you’re often unorthodox (Scorpio) you question the norm, the acceptable. You want to seek/trail blaze your own path (through learning from others)

It comes with the territory that you’re often a little more blunt/straight-forward and candid. Sometimes even to-the-point and ‘I said what I said’ about some stuff than you realize. Learn how to use tact, or at least a modicum of diplomacy with others.

You often sabotage yourself when it comes to ‘let people think what they think’ of you, instead of trying to help them get to know you better you close yourself off. You have to make more of an effort to let others in and to -- y know, talk and connect to others in a friendlier way. Give people a chance.

You often shut people down too fast, or self-protect yourself by saying ‘well if we don’t click then we don’t click’ --you’re not letting the greatness and kindness that you actually have through. Try to bring this forward, be a little softer instead of trying to be a ‘hard badass’ all the time.

Like most Scorpio, it comes to the point where you look towards your own goals and forget to look after others. You think once you’ve achieved your own successes, maybe people will come to accept/acknowledge you and maybe some won’t.

Your ideas and thinking is very ‘let it be up to fate/people’ -- if others or dumb then they’re dumb--- please don’t be like that

The lesson Scorpio/Sagittarius brings is that you ARE kind, open and affectionate. But the moment you become selective/exclusive of those to yourself/your groups of close friends. You immediately shut yourself off from opportunities to be loved or understood by others

It’s your own?? Self-doing?? That you expect to have people to hate you and thus you act out a certain way and THEN people hate you?? It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy you’re living

Confront: perhaps, your own autonomous/freedom-loving nature. You grip onto it so hard that it becomes your core motivator for closing yourself up.

You may sometimes think ‘well if I have this then I don’t need anyone else’ and then it leads to a cycle of ‘I love me and only me’ and flip to the extreme ‘I’m so lonely I hate me I want someone else’

Don’t let yourself fall into that 💀 Learn to help yourself by opening up more and being less judgemental/prejudice, learn to be diplomatic. Hold your tongue, don’t take everything so personally or intensely all the time.

Learn how to have fun and be cool about stuff, and also try to expand your social group to becoming bigger and bigger. Think Aquarius-- instead of keeping it confined all the time. Reach out to people and don’t judge them/intimidate or test them. Just--- be nice to people. So you can have a better time as well.

Alrighty!! 💞💞💞 Thank u for asking aaaaaah 💞💞💞💞 I hope u enjoy!! 💞💞

#scorpio sun #sagittarius moon #scorpio #sagittarius #anon #asks

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verdigrisprowl · 6 years

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May 1 Random Movie Night - Captain America

Hosted by Springer. With Hiro’s help.

Prowl and Tarantulas were the only ones who showed up, and it was entirely to check in on their son and not at all because they wanted to see the movie. Soundwave showed up for a few seconds, saw Springer, turned around and left.

Somehow by the end of the movie they ended up scheming to find a sample of vibranium and synthesize it.

The chat room has been cleared by the moderator. S p r i n g e r: [ watch out, helicopter landing but just KIDDING he's gonna transform and hover before setting down ] VProwl: *Prowl's not usually inclined to go to movie nights outside of his two regulars—but this one's hosted by Springer.* VProwl: *And while Prowl doesn't care much about whatever they're watching, he wants to see how Springer is doing. So. Here he is, appearing.* S p r i n g e r: [ Hey! It's Prowl! Grins ] Wow, you came out of your cave! Tarantulas: *and here's the generally-asocial tarantulas, appearing for very much the same reasons* VProwl: ... Pardon? S p r i n g e r: [ finger gun at Tara ] Hey, it's the weepy medic. S p r i n g e r: Yeah, your cave. You're always working, aren't you? S p r i n g e r: (( if you two are good to start, we can start )) Tarantulas: *fluffs, will never get over being called that. damnit whirl* VProwl: ... During /work/ hours, yes. Tarantulas: (( i'm reddi S p r i n g e r: [ snort ] come on, Prowl. I'm joking. VProwl: It's a poorly constructed one based on inaccurate information. VProwl: On the topic of which, Tarantulas is neither weepy nor a medic. S p r i n g e r: [ rolls optics ] Anyway, I made a new friend. S p r i n g e r: And he told me how I can learn to use a shield. Tarantulas: A friend? *eagerly, is more than happy to change the subject* S p r i n g e r: Weird, right? S p r i n g e r: He said it would... [ makes a face. Turns helm ] What did you say it would do? VProwl: Did he? *pleased about the new friend. and if it's going to get Springer shield lessons, all the better.* H i r o: [ pokes head out from his collar armor ] I said you would relate to it and probably find it easier to learn from. H i r o: [ waves] Hi everybody. Tarantulas: Hiro! *pleased churrs* H i r o: Tarantulas! [ grins ] VProwl: *... oh. facepalms.* Tarantulas: How - how do you two know each other, though? S p r i n g e r: I caught his frequency while sanning the systems. We started communicating and he said he was on Cybertron. VProwl: *well. any friend is better than nothing.* S p r i n g e r: Told him I just woke up from a million year sleep and he's been teaching me 'Earth' things. H i r o: It's hilarious- he knows absolutely nothing. [ settles for sitting. In FULL armor. ] VProwl: Uh-huh. And offered to teach you how to use /Earth/ shield techniques, I take it. H i r o: Absolutely not. I don't use a shield. H i r o: But, I know for a fact that THIS guy does. VProwl: Oh, good. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave shuffles in and takes in the scener-- oh, hell. The unapologetic Wrecker.* H i r o: And Springer is new to Earth stuff, so he's never seen this guy. VProwl: So you're going to go to this rumored "guy" for shield training. H i r o: No, I'm showing him an educational film about using a shield S p r i n g e r: ... Where's the shield. [squint ] VProwl: ... This is clearly a movie. S p r i n g e r: ! [it's that soundwave guy ] Your face is fixed. H i r o: It's an educational film... sort of. VProwl: Watching a movie about somebody who's been trained to use a shield is not shield training. Tarantulas: It's better than nothing, likely. H i r o: He can visually learn VProwl: It's not training. H i r o: Aw, come on, Prowl. H i r o: He'll end up liking it, I promise. VProwl: It's a commercial for the kind of things you COULD get trained in. Treat it like that. VProwl: Whether or not he likes it is irrelevant to whether or not it's adequate training. S p r i n g e r: Prowl, it's /me/. I could learn from anything. VProwl: Yes. You could. You could learn a paltry fraction of the things that proper training would teach you. S p r i n g e r: So, I'll watch this and if I find it interesting, I'll just go to Earth and find this guy VProwl: Good. Tarantulas: *huffs, can't decide what to make of this interaction* S p r i n g e r: Huh... S p r i n g e r: [ hunkers down to watch movie ] War movie, then? H i r o: (( He's cute even when he's tiny. I'm trash )) Tarantulas: (( omg that voice coming from the tiny bean H i r o: (( I KNOW )) S p r i n g e r: ... They denied him because he's so small? Humans have an odd way of doing war. VProwl: And consider THAT a starting point. Humans live about a hundred years, and can only spend about half of that training—at most. Their training regimens will be calculated toward that. VProwl: Properly mastering a combat technique takes centuries. S p r i n g e r: ... [ tilts helm a little ] Yeah, well. Not for me. VProwl: For you, too. Tarantulas: *excuse, tara's son is perfect and can achieve anything as fast as he wants to* VProwl: And if you think it takes you less time than other students to master a technique, then that only means you've decided to stop learning earlier than other students. Don't hold yourself back like that. H i r o: [ leans forward all wide eyes. Wow what a cool guy ] S p r i n g e r: ... How is that impressive? I've seen vehicle hover- /I/ can do it. VProwl: It's impressive for aliens that haven't seen that technology. S p r i n g e r: I guess. [ chin hand ] But, I like this... kid? VProwl: ... *squints* I don't... thhhink he's a kid? I THINK his voice is too deep. S p r i n g e r: He's a kid to us. VProwl: *puzzled look* S p r i n g e r: All humans are severely young in comparison, aren't they? VProwl: Sure, but I wouldn't call them kids "to us." To us there aren't kids. It's a foreign concept. S p r i n g e r: [ nods helm side to side as if to say 'eh, that's true' ] S p r i n g e r: Young, then. Tarantulas: Older than Hiro, though. *amused squint in the kiddo's direction* H i r o: [ waves hands like no no no ! ] S p r i n g e r: That human is older than the minibot? S p r i n g e r: [ sNORT ] S p r i n g e r: I like her. VProwl: Well deserved. S p r i n g e r: Definitely. Tarantulas: *snorts at hiro, that's how it is, eh?* Let's just say - Hiro's certainly youthful at his core, so to speak. S p r i n g e r: ... It's a team exercise, you idiots. VProwl: I can see where this is going. S p r i n g e r: That's the simplest training in the boo-... S p r i n g e r: Huh. H i r o: [ thumbs up at Tara ] VProwl: If they're creating a "super soldier," then obviously they're going to physically upgrade the soldier. S p r i n g e r: Yeah, well, minibots can be youthful at the core. S p r i n g e r: ... [grins] /That/ is a soldier. That scrawny little kid right there. VProwl: So what they're looking for is—yes, as they're saying. Not physical aptitude but the correct mental qualities. Tarantulas: *could cry, that reminds him of what prowl did with the generator* S p r i n g e r: That's really what everyone should have- a strong quality. Wreckers weren't really all physical strength. Some of us had our individual skills. S p r i n g e r: [ makes a face ] Guess brawn is really all we have left, all things considered... S p r i n g e r: [ he made himself sad ] VProwl: Uh-huh. The Wreckers have always been /so/ well-known for being self-sacrificial protectors. Not a bully among them. S p r i n g e r: [ snort] S p r i n g e r: Few bullies. VProwl: You always have been optimistic. S p r i n g e r: I admit, we're not the nicest bunch, but we get... got. The job done. VProwl: Mm. More than half the time. S p r i n g e r: Most of the time. VProwl: Mmmm... S p r i n g e r: Not much left to do anymore. VProwl: ... Not much left for /Wreckers/ to do, no. But it's never too late to diversify your skillset. S p r i n g e r: Yeah. [ grin ] like get a shield S p r i n g e r: Wait, so they're gonna boost him up like, what, you two did with me? VProwl: I was thinking of skills that could be used for specific activities that aren't wrecking. Tarantulas: Nnnnot quite the same, no. VProwl: *won't know what they're doing until he's seen it.* Tarantulas: *mutters* First of all, you were blessedly unconscious for the procedure. S p r i n g e r: Lucky for all of you? Tarantulas: Pft, I suppose. S p r i n g e r: ... Wow. S p r i n g e r: Those humans made that tiny kid so big. H i r o: ( tag urself, I'm peggy. ) VProwl: Huh. He's fatter. S p r i n g e r: That's muscle. VProwl: His muscles are fatter. S p r i n g e r: !!! Tarantulas: Hyeh, that's - not exactly how muscles work, Prowl. VProwl: Look at them, they're obviously fatter. S p r i n g e r: ... [ suddenly jerks forward] Go get him, kid!! VProwl: *might just assume that any increase in mass on a human is called fat.* S p r i n g e r: ( I love her ) Tarantulas: Muscle and fat are different types of tissue in the human body. S p r i n g e r: ... He's faster. VProwl: For the record, we didn't make you faster. Tarantulas: *snrk* VProwl: ... Probably. *looks at Tarantulas?* S p r i n g e r: make me as fast as Blurr and I might punch you, too. S p r i n g e r: That guy is /too/ fast. Tarantulas: No, I didn't alter his speed. VProwl: (("go get him, i can swim" is a precious line)) S p r i n g e r: ( yesss ) S p r i n g e r: I don't feel any faster, for the record. VProwl: ... Not that I'm on that guy's side, because I'm not—but if you're part of a secret organization, in an enemy country, and about to kill yourself so you can't be tortured for information— VProwl: —maybe you shouldn't cryptically share information right before you die. S p r i n g e r: Idiot. H i r o: They're kinda full of themselves. VProwl: Especially with the super soldier that you've just seen hanging around with a bunch of high-ranked government and military figures. S p r i n g e r: ... !!! VProwl: ((god i forgot that part)) S p r i n g e r: ( me too ) VProwl: ((they're so nazi they have to do a double nazi salute)) S p r i n g e r: ... Huh. H i r o: Steve is such a nice guy. [ chin hands ] I bet he's awesome in person. S p r i n g e r: ( omg this is me ) S p r i n g e r: ( my favorite part ) S p r i n g e r: ... Aw man. They made him the poster boy? Tarantulas: Oh my goodness. How adorable. *snickering* VProwl: ... Oh! This guy! S p r i n g e r: You /know/ this guy? VProwl: I've seen a couple other movies with him. S p r i n g e r: He's in OTHER movies? VProwl: I recognize the costume. H i r o: He's AMAZING, Springer! S p r i n g e r: He looks like a poster boy. He better do something interesting soon or I'm gonna learn nothing. VProwl: And fought him once. VProwl: Not his fault. Mind control. S p r i n g e r: Wait, time out, what? S p r i n g e r: I'm confused Tarantulas: You - what? VProwl: Long story. S p r i n g e r: ... Okay? H i r o: Dude, you know Captain America?! H i r o: And you didn't TELL me? VProwl: You didn't ask. H i r o: I didn't KNOW! H i r o: What's he like? Is he amazing? Is he nice? Do you think he'd let me be an Avenger? H i r o: [ is a 17 year old chILD rn ] VProwl: ... How would I know? H i r o: I don't know, I trust your thought process? S p r i n g e r: Come on, Prowl. Just tell the minibot if the humans would let him play a game or not. S p r i n g e r: .... [ now intense watching the screen ] VProwl: How would I know?? We barely talked. H i r o: (( I CANT )) H i r o: ( HES SO INNOCENT ) S p r i n g e r: [ grins] I LIKE this kid a LOT. S p r i n g e r: Impulsive. S p r i n g e r: Now, I wanna see him fight. Tarantulas: He - that's ridiculous! H i r o: How could you meet Captain America and never talk? Oh man... [scrubs visor] S p r i n g e r: Wha'ts ridiculous? Jumping out of a plane? Tarantulas: A /human/ jumping out of a plane, no matter how doped up. S p r i n g e r: Well, he survived. Tarantulas: Oh - oh. *he had a parachute. of course. doesn't think of these things* VProwl: Like I said. We fought. H i r o: Prowl, you're like the second coolest guy I've ever met. H i r o: Just so you know. Tarantulas: ...Who's the coolest, might I ask? H i r o: [ grin] Riptide! Tarantulas: Hff. He can't be that spectacular, I've never heard of him before. Demote him, in my opinion. H i r o: To who? S p r i n g e r: [ gRINS . THIS is the kind of action he likes ] VProwl: *Prowl's uncomfortable with that position.* VProwl: ... Have you ever met Wheeljack? He met Captain America too, and he's an engineer. H i r o: Uh, no. Can't say I've met anyone really recently. H i r o: Springer here. That's all. VProwl: *damn.* H i r o: Do you /want/ to be number one? S p r i n g e r: Prowl's just being modest [ distracted voice ] This is cinematic gold. S p r i n g e r: ... What? H i r o: ( did it come back? ) VProwl: Careful, Springer. That nearly sounded like a compliment. S p r i n g e r: Me? Compliment you? Ridiculous. Tarantulas: *ridiculous visor smile* VProwl: That's what I thought. S p r i n g e r: ... [ crooked smile ] VProwl: *Completely Stoic Face* H i r o: ( is it still going? ) VProwl: ((yep)) H i r o: ( kay ) VProwl: ... Why is he making it worse? VProwl: Why doesn't he just say "She grabbed me and pulled me in"? H i r o: Okay, okay. Pay attention, Springer! This is where you need to take notes. S p r i n g e r: Uh huh. [ hasn't looked away from the screen. He's 100% into this ] VProwl: ... And she should be taken off duty for that. S p r i n g e r: He's fantastic. VProwl: ...... *side glance at Springer.* S p r i n g e r: ... Look at that. Just wipes out every enemy base. S p r i n g e r: I didn't know humans had Wreckers... VProwl: *... Oh.* S p r i n g e r: (( ookay time out. That part where he throws the shield at the screen. My dad saw this in 3D and he got scared of the shield and now he never wants to see 3D movies )) VProwl: *And just like the Wreckers, the semi-fictionalized propaganda documentary makes them look better than they really are, Prowl's completely sure.* VProwl: ((offline here)) S p r i n g e r: (( is it back yet ? )) VProwl: ((not yet)) S p r i n g e r: ( I paused ) VProwl: ((ssssstill offline. lemme refresh, see if that helps)) S p r i n g e r: ( kay ) VProwl: ((nah. still offline. hex is it offline for you or just me?)) S p r i n g e r: ( I can reset it if you want. ) S p r i n g e r: ( I'll see if that helps ) Tarantulas: (( it's offline here too :c Tarantulas: (( now it's just black Tarantulas: (( eyyyyy there it is VProwl: ((there it is!)) S p r i n g e r: ( I reset the stream. Maybe that helped> ) S p r i n g e r: ( is it going now? ) Tarantulas: (( yeppers! VProwl: ((yep)) S p r i n g e r: ( wooo ) S p r i n g e r: This team is amazing. S p r i n g e r: Look at that. S p r i n g e r: ... [ oh no 8( ] VProwl: ... Do you know how to synthesize vibranium, Tarantulas? How does it hold up compared to our alloys? S p r i n g e r: Isn't that stuff only on Earth? VProwl: *it LOOKS impressive, but right now it's only being tested against lead bullets and simple energy weapons. Not a very rigorous test.* Tarantulas: Nnnnno, as a matter of fact, I don't. Tarantulas: Is there any chance you could, hyeh, contact Captain America and see if you could get me a sample? VProwl: There's no evidence it's only on Earth. There's evidence that Earthlings, who have never been off Earth, have only found it on Earth. S p r i n g e r: Huh... S p r i n g e r: So, why not send a scout to Earth to check? Tarantulas: ...Where is it found on Earth? H i r o: Vibranium? VProwl: Because we waged war on their planet for a decade so that it could be FREED from an army of invading alien mecha using it as a resource for raw materials. S p r i n g e r: I don't think they SAID where it was. S p r i n g e r: Then how come the minibot said he's been there a lot? VProwl: He's a human in a suit of armor. Tarantulas: *SNRK* S p r i n g e r: ... He's a what? H i r o: [ awkward laugh ] VProwl: He's a human. You've been talking to a human, Springer. A human who's been lying about his species so that he can violate the Tyrest Accord and illegally acquire controlled materials. VProwl: Sorry, I thought he'd told you. S p r i n g e r: ... [ holds up a digit ] S p r i n g e r: [ give him a second ] S p r i n g e r: ... [ has a BT face ] H i r o: First of all, that's not the ONLY reason I'm lying. Second, I stopped doing that, so give it a rest. S p r i n g e r: [ DEEP INHALE ] Wait a second. VProwl: *gives Hiro the flattest look, and says in the driest voice,* I believe you completely. S p r i n g e r: [ holds servos up.] Wait, hold on. Wait. S p r i n g e r: Everyone pause. VProwl: *pauses* S p r i n g e r: You're tellin' me this tiny thing is a /human/ inside Cybertronian armor? VProwl: *like literally his avatar is on pause* VProwl: It's not "Cybertronian" armor. It's human-made armor designed to LOOK like a Cybertronian. S p r i n g e r: Even so. Tarantulas: Show him, Hiro. Hyeh. H i r o: ... Nah, I'm good. H i r o: [ waves hands] It's okay! H i r o: I'm not gonna take you apart or anything, I promise! VProwl: Probably better not to. The atmosphere is probably toxic here. S p r i n g e r: ... Controlled materials?Oh. S p r i n g e r: Wait. Then let's send HIM to Earth to get Vibranium S p r i n g e r: He's a human. He can't harvest resources if he's native. VProwl: Yes he can. He's harvesting his own planet's resources to export to an alien planet they hold in hostile regard. S p r i n g e r: ... I thought you said your home didn't know we existed? H i r o: We don't- I mean, they don't. VProwl: The fact that he would be your accomplice doesn't change the fact that he'd be assisting Cybertronians in taking extremely rare, extremely valuable resources from Earth. H i r o: what if I found a way to ask? S p r i n g e r: ( is it still going?? it keeps dropping ) VProwl: And the fact that his Earth is IGNORANT of us doesn't make it MORE OKAY to take their limited resources. S p r i n g e r: ( I'm sorry my net is trash ) Tarantulas: Wwwwhat if Hiro gets a tiny sample that I can study and then find a way to recreate by myself? VProwl: If you can ask, nicely, and get permission? Fine. H i r o: Yeah! Brilliant idea, Tarantulas. H i r o: Smart guy. VProwl: *points at Tarantulas* IF they get permission, fine. H i r o: Okay, well. Permission miiight require a tiny favor. VProwl: Hell, I'D been going to volunteer to try to track down this guy if you two hadn't jumped straight to theft and needed to be argued out of it. S p r i n g e r: ... I mean. S p r i n g e r: [ shrugs like 'meh' ] H i r o: I'll go if it gives me something to do. If... I mean, that's okay? VProwl: No stealing. No lying. No offering ANY of our technology or resources, AT ALL. The Tyrest Accord is strict and you by NO MEANS have any right to violate it on our behalf. H i r o: [ salutes] Yes, sir! H i r o: No stealing, no lying. I won't share anything of ours at all. I can hide my leg easy. H i r o: And my neurtransmitters are hidden under my hair. Tarantulas: @P: ::To be honest, I doubt he's going to actually follow your rules. Just so you know.:: H i r o: (( TARANTULAS HOW DARE u right ) VProwl: @T «Well that the hell am I supposed to do? Huh? Follow him myself? I don't have any power over this brat EXCEPT lectures, what am I supposed to do!» VProwl: **what H i r o: (( actually if it gets him to meet Captain America, he might behave 100% )) S p r i n g e r: This is so intense. [ staring at the screen ] VProwl: @T «Prematurely arrest him? Murder him on suspicions of CONTEMPLATING stealing our technology and giving it to his home planet? What? What do you suggest?» VProwl: @T «I'm a police captain, what am I suppose to do without violating my own oath to protect and serve?» S p r i n g e r: Earth must be something... Tarantulas: @T: ::I - what!? I was simply alerting you!:: VProwl: @T «I know he's not going to listen! He's an arrogant, selfish brat who thinks that what he feels like doing is more important than the laws that keep whole species safe!» S p r i n g e r: .... !!! S p r i n g e r: What is /that/ ? VProwl: ((did it freeze?)) Tarantulas: @P: ::He - he's a /child/, Prowl.:: S p r i n g e r: ( is itfrozen? ) VProwl: ((i got it going)) S p r i n g e r: ( okay ) S p r i n g e r: ( if you need me to pause I can ) S p r i n g e r: ... Wait a second, I thought you all said he was alive. VProwl: There's a multiverse. It might be a different one. S p r i n g e r: Ah. VProwl: @T «So what? Do you think being a child means he doesn't have the power to steal technology and give it to another planet just because he really wants to buy a fancy metal?» VProwl: @T «Because he's ALREADY stolen controlled technology for HIMSELF.» S p r i n g e r: Hey, he's alive! VProwl: *oh, there's baseball on the radio* S p r i n g e r: (( omfg did it drop?? )) Tarantulas: (( ye :c VProwl: ((yep)) S p r i n g e r: we are literally AT THE END. COMCAST. WHAT THE FUCCK )) S p r i n g e r: (( well lemme know when pause screen is back )) S p r i n g e r: (( my green son needs to see the most imPORTANT PART )) S p r i n g e r: (( is it back? 8( )) Tarantulas: (( it's back now! VProwl: ((back)) S p r i n g e r: ... wait. S p r i n g e r: Everything is way more advanced. S p r i n g e r: ... [ blink ] S p r i n g e r: [ makes a face. Contemplating ] S p r i n g e r: Huh. Tarantulas: @P: ::I didn't mean anything by it - I /know/ what he's capable of. I suppose what I meant to say is that the fact he's a child complicates matters, that's all.:: Tarantulas: *is v taken aback, hadn't meant to start anything* VProwl: @T «No it doesn't.» S p r i n g e r: I wonder how he's handling all of that... [ mumble ] H i r o: So. [ leans forward ] One sample of vibranium. There's actually a place I /might/ be able to check that isn't Earth. BUT... I need a ship. Tarantulas: @P: ::He's mentally immature, and it - it's not his fault.:: VProwl: You're not getting a ship. VProwl: Where is it. H i r o: Knowhere. VProwl: :/ Don't give me attitude. Do you know somewhere that has it or not? VProwl: @T «The fact that it isn't his fault doesn't mean it can't have devastating affects on the rest of us.» H i r o: It's called Knowhere. It's a planet. Trading outpost. H i r o: I've been there once when I was hitching a ride with Quill. VProwl: *EXTREMELY skeptical look.* ... A planet called "nowhere." H i r o: Knowhere. Know- like I know. H i r o: Knowhere. VProwl: Like you know what? H i r o: [ makes a face behind visor ] This is complicated. H i r o: Knowhere. H i r o: is a planet. I can show you pictures. Tarantulas: @P: ::I'm not denying that - I'm just saying that mental immaturity doesn't always lend itself to reason, which complicates how Hiro should be handled and persuaded to do or not do things.:: H i r o: It's a trading post made within the head of a dead Celestial H i r o: It's a scientific observation planet, too. Tarantulas: @P: ::I - don't exactly have a solution.:: H i r o: If anyone has a shred of vibranium, it's them. VProwl: @T «Well. /Thanks/ for the warning.» S p r i n g e r: ... Well, if the kid needs a ride to this weird place, I could take him? S p r i n g e r: It's not like I have any business to take care of. VProwl: ... Don't give him anything illegal. Tarantulas: *keeps quiet for now* VProwl: Oh, why the hell do I even— *points at Springer* You're not going to listen to me. VProwl: *points at Hiro* You're DEFINITELY not going to listen to me. S p r i n g e r: First of all, don't point at me. VProwl: *points at Springer a second time.* And you're ABSOLUTELY not going to listen to me. H i r o: Hey, wait a second. You don't even KNOW me. I can listen. S p r i n g e r: [ rolls optics ] Prowl. Relax. Look, you don't have to trust me. But, you should. S p r i n g e r: I can do one simple job. VProwl: I shouldn't have said a damn thing about the metal. I'm going home. VProwl: And please, for the love of the bare minimum laws that keep the rest of the galaxy crom descending on Cybertron like a swarm of locusts, DON'T go violate the Tyrest Accord. S p r i n g e r: We won't. S p r i n g e r: [ shakes helm a little. Yeesh. ] VProwl: I don't believe you but I appreciate that you have enough common sense to lie. VProwl: Good evening. Glad to see you're recovering well. *nods to Tarantulas* Evening. S p r i n g e r: [ makes a face ] Tarantulas: *is cowed in the background* VProwl: *and disappears.* S p r i n g e r: See yah. S p r i n g e r: ... You okay over there, weepy? VProwl: ((my comp is turning off in 2 minutes so if y'all keep talking you'll have to grab the log.)) VProwl: ((gnight~)) H i r o: (( I will! )) H i r o: Thanks for coming!! )) Tarantulas: *barely gets to nod back at prowl before he's gone* S p r i n g e r: [ long sigh ] This is why I don't socialize, y'know? Tantrums. H i r o: ... Eeeeh. I don't know him very well, but the guy seems like he needs a vacation. Tarantulas: *rubs face* He - he does. He absolutely deserves one, but it's antithetical to his nature. S p r i n g e r: So, tie him up and drag him somewhere. Tarantulas: That - wouldn't work well. *he knows. he's done it before* H i r o: I wouldn't sweat it. I'm pretty sure he hates me H i r o: So, I probably made him sour. S p r i n g e r: [ nudges ] S p r i n g e r: Stop breaking the law, you moron. [ has absolutely no strictness in his tone ] Anyway. I bet you and Tarantulas could do wonders with vibranium stuff. H i r o: Yeah, Tarantulas! We could make like- a team project! Heh. Tarantulas: Hff. It's - I personally don't care if you break the law or not, just don't get caught doing so, especially if you're interested in working with me. Tarantulas: That said, I'd be more than happy to team up, hyeh. H i r o: I don't break the law for fun. H i r o: Look, I'm on a planet that I don't fit on. I can't just walk up to someone and ask to buy something- humans aren't even supposed to BE here. S p r i n g e r: I think this is the longest conversation you've had without looking emotionally compomised. You should hang out with us more, Tarantulas. Tarantulas: *freezes for a second. primus give him strength* Tarantulas: If I hang out with you more, would you stop calling me weepy? Tarantulas: That said - Hiro, if you need /help/, you know you have contacts you can /ask/. S p r i n g e r: ... Well, yeah, if you don't cry everytime we hang out. Tarantulas: *rubs face again* I'll endeavor not to do so, then. H i r o: [ huff ] I'd ask for help, but, you know. It kinda sucks. H i r o: I'm used to inventing and... working. But, I guess I'm not sure what to do. S p r i n g e r: [ grins and reaches over to smack Tara on the shoulder. Probably super hard ] Thatta mech! Tarantulas: *tries not to cringe too much in front of his Buff Son* S p r i n g e r: [ grins ] Tarantulas: What do you mean, you don't know what to do? H i r o: ... I want to go home. H i r o: But, I can't just GO home. Tarantulas: ...Can't you? H i r o: [ scoffs ] No. H i r o: I haven't found my universe in... [ finger counting ] four years. Tarantulas: Ah, so it's a matter of lack of coordinates. H i r o: Yeah. But, hey, it's not a big deal. H i r o: I've always gotten into trouble, though. It's kinda... weird. I don't know. I used to get in trouble back home, too. Gambling, betting, all of that. Tarantulas: You haven't lived long enough to have 'always' done something, Hiro. *seems amused* H i r o: Okay, well. To be honest, I just get in trouble because it's something to do. H i r o: I mean, I lost my leg getting metals to build a stronger suit so I could survive in this place. S p r i n g e r: [ just gonna plop down next to Tara so the conversation is easier 8) ] Tarantulas: *is rubbing at the shoulder that got smacked, by the way* Tarantulas: I take it you /are/ trying to find a way back to your home universe? And in the meantime, struggling to keep yourself occupied and motivated? S p r i n g e r: [ pat pat pat the helm ] Suck it up, mech. H i r o: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way home. It's just hard without supplies and stuff. [ shrugs ] And my leg needs to keep being upgraded every few months. Tarantulas: *a spider limb or two 'redirects' springer's hand off of tara's helm* S p r i n g e r: [ laughs and shrugs ] Tarantulas: *squints at springer, then looks back at hiro* If it's supplies you need, that's a simple enough solution. H i r o: Like, how, asking /you/ ? H i r o: No offense, but I'm pretty sure Prowl would murde me. H i r o: *murder me Tarantulas: The minuscule amounts you'd need for your leg and smaller experiments would be trivial, honestly. And Prowl has nothing to do with this. H i r o: I guess. My leg is made of Cybertronian metals. Hoist made it for me when I came back without it. Tarantulas: Ah, I see H i r o: I guess once I go home, I won't be able to upgrade it. Tarantulas: Not if we stay in touch. H i r o: Yeah? You'd want to? Tarantulas: Why wouldn't I? Hyeh, what sort of friend do you take me for? H i r o: Heh yeah. I guess you're right. S p r i n g e r: ... Wait, you guys are friends? Tarantulas: *snrk* Yes, of a sort. I've even operated on him before. S p r i n g e r: ... Really? I thought he said a mech took his leg- wait, did YOU take his leg off? Tarantulas: No, nonono. Whatever that was, it was before I met him. S p r i n g e r: ... Huh. H i r o: That was before I even met Prowl. I was still new to the universe. Back when the ship was roaming still. H i r o: I ran into a pretty mean mech, apparently. S p r i n g e r: [ stretches out ] So. Tarantulas. [ not a nickname wow ] Why /don't/ you swing by more often? Tarantulas: *was about to ask which mech, but now the Buff Son is talking to him, gotta prioritize* I - what do you mean? You don't hold movie nights often, do you? S p r i n g e r: Nope, but Hiro's got me interested in this Captain America guy. S p r i n g e r: There are more movies, right, limpy? H i r o: ... uh, yeah. Yeah, there are. Tarantulas: I, err. If you'd like to show them, I'd certainly swing by, as you say. S p r i n g e r: Hey, that's an idea. [ snort ] You know, I don't have a lot of... friends. Since I woke up, things have been messy. I'm trying, but. I guess I SHOULD include you in things, since you helped me out. Tarantulas: If - I don't want you to feel as if you're /obliged/ to - to invite me to things. S p r i n g e r: Nah, you can come. We're friends, right? Tarantulas: I - suppose so, hyeh. S p r i n g e r: [ grins and smacks him on the back this time ] H i r o: [ nearly tumbles down] Geez. Tarantulas: *right in between the spider legs. owie* H i r o: ... You okay? Tarantulas: *stretches his back pretending it doesn't sting* Yes, I'm - fine. *to springer* ...If there's anything else I can help with - do let me know, will you? A-aside from medical scans and movie nights. S p r i n g e r: Well, if you wanna help me catch up on things I don't know- that could help. S p r i n g e r: Once I'm back from getting the kd to this planet he's talking about. Not sure what's buggin' Prowl, but tell him to relax. I got this. Tarantulas: I'll do my best, hyeh. S p r i n g e r: [ grins ] Thatta mech. S p r i n g e r: Get em a good fight and I might hug yah. S p r i n g e r: [ joking ] Tarantulas: A good fight? S p r i n g e r: Oh, yeah. Tarantulas: *shakes helm, is bewildered but nvm* S p r i n g e r: You know. Someone I can really fight with. Tarantulas: Hiro, stay safe, will you? And Springer - do your best to make sure Hiro stays in one piece? H i r o: I will. I promise. No trouble this time. You'll see, I can do this. Tarantulas: *visor smile* S p r i n g e r: Oh, sure. I got him. H i r o: Trust me, I can get that stuff legally. I promise. H i r o: [ crosses over chest armor ] Tarantulas: As you say. And you know how to contact me. Tarantulas: I should be off now, though. H i r o: [ nods and waves hand ] We'll bring you vibranium! S p r i n g e r: [ gentle pat the shoulder tuft ] See you around, Tarantulas. Tarantulas: I - hyeh. *awkward optic contact* I look forward to it. S p r i n g e r: [ grins and waves] Tarantulas: *a moment of hesitation, a pat on the head for hiro, and tara's off through a bridge*

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